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10-10-12, 13:39
Ocolumbo

Forget it

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567002]Freakin HAAAWT dude! Whoo! Kitty did the same thing with the banging up against the window on my 1st sesh. Since I wanted the curtains opened up to brighten the room, she joked that people can see in from outside now. Then she playfully put her hands up against the window in position for standing doggy & I immediately got behind her. She just grinded on me like a stripper. She thought it was hot, looking out the window & pointing to other places that might be able to see us. Later we banged standing doggy up against the window. So hawt. That girl is crazy fun.

I just wish Kitty came in the room when I had Jojo LOL. Yeah buddy, that last part about Kitty & the new girl you were doing made me JIMP too LOL.

S Mc[/QUOTE]Forget it, Splooge. Licensed massage parlors that can only have self shower will get into trouble if provider showers with customers. 321 in the beginning got into this trouble. Too risky for the licensed massage parlors.
10-10-12, 15:32
Splooge McDuck

You can thank Daniel Craig and SNL

[QUOTE=Franktech;1566849]You crack me up McD. You do Daniel Craig proud. And I bet she's got a big old penis unda dea too![/QUOTE]Are Franktech & I the only guys here who watched Saturday Night Live hosted by Daniel Craig this past weekend LOL.

I saw a skit that almost made me die from laughter. It was about a group of 4 construction workers giving out cliche cat calls on the job to hotties walking by. Daniel Craig's character is the new guy on the job & he has a unique way of perving on the ladies.

The other 3 workers would say normal type of pick up lines & compliments you'd hear anywhere. But Daniel Craig would say some of the most funniest shit like this.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565140]Hehehe, Yeah, I bet she makes sex all over the place, all the time. Like it's outstanding! I mean like, her butt, it's like, a hundred percent RAMBOOO!

Hehe, Yeah, stack um up. They're like two giant meaty jaboomz! They're like two big breasties squish rags! She's like, sexy times 5, plus her boobies, carry the boner equals yum-a-dub-dum!

Heh, Yeah, she's like a big bowl of butt soup with extra nipples, & can I get that with a side of Hoo-Woo-Woo-Woo? Yes you can sir, your total come to five kisses & forty seven smooches. Drive up to the next window & collect that sweet sweet hiney! I was so turned on, I could have pooperized her!

S Mc[/QUOTE]The words Daniel Craig was using to describe some hotness were so hilarious, I just had to use them here verbatim LOL. With one exception. In the 1st paragraph, Daniel Craig says:

"Her butt, it's like, a hundred percent WHAMOOO!" But I just had to change it to "The typo that keeps on giving, RAMBOOO!" hahaha.

"Meaty Jaboomz & big breasties squish rags" are like my fav words for boobiez now LOL.

S Mc
10-10-12, 19:54
GKaniho

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567002]Freakin HAAAWT dude! Whoo! Kitty did the same thing with the banging up against the window on my 1st sesh. Since I wanted the curtains opened up to brighten the room, she joked that people can see in from outside now. Then she playfully put her hands up against the window in position for standing doggy & I immediately got behind her. She just grinded on me like a stripper. She thought it was hot, looking out the window & pointing to other places that might be able to see us. Later we banged standing doggy up against the window. So hawt. That girl is crazy fun.

I just wish Kitty came in the room when I had Jojo LOL. Yeah buddy, that last part about Kitty & the new girl you were doing made me JIMP too LOL.

S Mc[/QUOTE]Just wondering if this is the Kitty that everyone is talking about, she's frickin HOT!

Mahalo bros.

[url]http://hawaii.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-i-n-_d-l-g-h-_-s-c-o-r-_-upscale-discret-asian-outcall-newest-in-honolulu-24/3688683[/url]
10-10-12, 21:15
KingGranola

Honey at Orchids

Hey all,

I was wondering if any of you had seen Honey at Orchids lately. A friend of mine recommended her highly but there are no recent reports on her and the phone number for Orchids (626-5355) seems to be down. I've been saving my pennies and was hoping to check out the only popolo lady in town these days but I know if I go down there and check for myself I'm not going to have the willpower to refuse everything else on offer if she isn't there.

Mahalo gentlemen.
10-10-12, 21:36
Fleshlight

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1565402]Ey uhm, has anyone here banged that Pretty-Kitty from MF since she started working at that outcall service. I don't like doing the outcalls. But when I asked Kitty, she told me the place she works for only does outcalls. I also read a report that the brother said he called the escort service & was quoted 300. Is this the price for some Kitty? Please post or PM with any replies bros.

I wished she stayed at MF or went to any other AMP or MT. That girl coulda been a contender. She coulda been somebody.

S Mc[/QUOTE]Never got the chance to do Kitty before she left MF. Is she still and really doing a out-call service. Never did an out-call, and probably never will, but is she worth it. What's the number or where's the ad. Hope she considers going back to a AMP. If she charges $$$ than forget it.

Flesh
10-10-12, 22:38
Hilifter37

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567009]And could someone please convince MS Chanelle at Kison to allow the girls to shower with us. All places with a self shower should allow the girls to at least do a standing shower with us.

S Mc[/QUOTE]Is there more than 1 shower at Kison? The one I use can barely fit me and I am not even bulking up yet. I guess I have claustrophobia or something, because I can't imagine fitting 2 people in Kison's shower stall.
10-10-12, 23:12
AcuraDreamer

Table Shower

[QUOTE=Hilifter37;1567424]Is there more than 1 shower at Kison? The one I use can barely fit me and I am not even bulking up yet. I guess I have claustrophobia or something, because I can't imagine fitting 2 people in Kison's shower stall.[/QUOTE]Maybe someone can convince Channel to build a Table shower. LOL
10-10-12, 23:24
Splooge McDuck

Kitty Pics

[QUOTE=GKaniho; 1567301]Just wondering if this is the Kitty that everyone is talking about, she's frickin HOT!

Mahalo bros.

[url]http://hawaii.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-i-n-_d-l-g-h-_-s-c-o-r-_-upscale-discret-asian-outcall-newest-in-honolulu-24/3688683[/url][/QUOTE]Yes, that is the Kitty we are talkin about. But those pics are not real. If you want to see what she looks like, check out the MF thread for two real pics that brother On The Prowl posted of her. Hawt.

S Mc
10-10-12, 23:28
YG365

[QUOTE=Hilifter37;1567424]Is there more than 1 shower at Kison? The one I use can barely fit me and I am not even bulking up yet. I guess I have claustrophobia or something, because I can't imagine fitting 2 people in Kison's shower stall.[/QUOTE]I've never used it before LOL. Now that I think about it, Monica has asked me a few times if I wanted to shower but I've declined it. I'm not really feeling CHM's showers either. I actually feel dirtier after I come out of it LOL
10-10-12, 23:30
Splooge McDuck

[QUOTE=YG365;1567461]I'm not really feeling CHM's showers either. I actually feel dirtier after I come out of it LOL[/QUOTE]LOL glad I'm not the only one. I only been there the one time with Coco, but yah, that shower seemed filthy.

S Mc
10-10-12, 23:55
Uki Eater

[QUOTE=YG365;1567461]I've never used it before LOL. Now that I think about it, Monica has asked me a few times if I wanted to shower but I've declined it. I'm not really feeling CHM's showers either. I actually feel dirtier after I come out of it LOL[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567464]LOL glad I'm not the only one. I only been there the one time with Coco, but yah, that shower seemed filthy.

S Mc[/QUOTE]I notice before had the bar of soap with the girls Nani hairs stuck all over the bar soap. One of the girls probably shaved earlier. I'm like: "son of a be*tch!" Shit, had to rinse off all the hair off the soap. Man, I was pissed but, I had to use the soap though. Hehe.

Plus, the nozzle is not detachable where I can adjust it to jet spray between my butt crack. LOL. Make sure you clean in between.
10-11-12, 00:33
Ocolumbo

Self shower and table shower

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;1567445]Maybe someone can convince Channel to build a Table shower. LOL[/QUOTE]Per laws of Hawaii, licensed massage parlors cannot have table shower, and massage therapists cannot shower with customers.
10-11-12, 00:42
YG365

[QUOTE=Uki Eater; 1567485]I notice before had the bar of soap with the girls Nani hairs stuck all over the bar soap. One of the girls probably shaved earlier. I'm like: "son of a be*tch!" Shit, had to rinse off all the hair off the soap. Man, I was pissed but, I had to use the soap though. Hehe.

Plus, the nozzle is not detachable where I can adjust it to jet spray between my butt crack. LOL. Make sure you clean in between.[/QUOTE]That was probably my hair buddy. LOL. If it was short and curly, probably from my ass crack. If it was long and looked like cockroaches antennas, probably from my nuts.

Just playin, I think.

YG!
10-11-12, 04:31
Jbravo

No go there

Yo,

Orchids is a rip off dive. U want chocolate, go to Raponggi.get one real nice lookin one there. Better lookin than orchids trash.

[QUOTE=KingGranola; 1567365]Hey all,

I was wondering if any of you had seen Honey at Orchids lately. A friend of mine recommended her highly but there are no recent reports on her and the phone number for Orchids (626-5355) seems to be down. I've been saving my pennies and was hoping to check out the only popolo lady in town these days but I know if I go down there and check for myself I'm not going to have the willpower to refuse everything else on offer if she isn't there.

Mahalo gentlemen.[/QUOTE]
10-11-12, 07:13
Franktech

Funny Sh! T

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck; 1567124]Are Franktech & I the only guys here who watched Saturday Night Live hosted by Daniel Craig this past weekend LOL.

I saw a skit that almost made me die from laughter. It was about a group of 4 construction workers giving out cliche cat calls on the job to hotties walking by. Daniel Craig's character is the new guy on the job & he has a unique way of perving on the ladies.

The other 3 workers would say normal type of pick up lines & compliments you'd hear anywhere. But Daniel Craig would say some of the most funniest shit like this.

The words Daniel Craig was using to describe some hotness were so hilarious, I just had to use them here verbatim LOL. With one exception. In the 1st paragraph, Daniel Craig says:

"Her butt, it's like, a hundred percent WHAMOOO!" But I just had to change it to "The typo that keeps on giving, RAMBOOO!" hahaha.

"Meaty Jaboomz & big breasties squish rags" are like my fav words for boobiez now LOL.

S Mc[/QUOTE]For those interested in viewing the clip, you can find it here:

[url]http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/construction-workers/1419944[/url]

LMFAO fershur. I was so happy, I coulda pooperized you.

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