Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TungstenHP;3820157]Hmm, seems like a few members didn't get the joke at the end of my review. It was more of a, "nothing to see here folks move along so I can have this place to myself". Other reviews have already stated what is offered here so I didn't think I needed to reiterate that fact. Some people are posting too much detail anyways, gonna get this place shut down. There's like 50+ reviews for this place telling you what is offered here. People that are still hesitating are just scared. Stop reading about other people's dreams and make a dream of your own!

Some have also asked if the star I saw was the same one in their ad on the sister site and unfortunately it's not. But she's just as hot with, like I said in my review, very nice tits. No butt though.[/QUOTE]I agree with you regarding too much information, but I guess it's just a matter of time before things heat up there regardless. I went for my first time last week and ended up with Blue. She is full Chinese and a sweetheart and is a total pleaser. Mamasan on the other hand is half Japanese and half Chinese and the mix has served her well. I never go to AMP's but just felt like having some uncomplicated fun which is exactly what it was. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=SouthSonny;3820144]I would be in Orlando next week and planning to go here. What are the rates apart from the 60 and 80 door fees? Are there any standard rates or do I need to bargain?[/QUOTE]Flat rate going in, for everything! $$ for half hour and $$. 4 for a full hour.

Thinking about popping my AMP cherry, admittedly a little late in the game. I've gleaned some good information reading the forum and have BO and GG in my sights, but can't figure out where the infamous you or You spa is located.

Since trying a word search for you or you is not possible here can any of the brothers point me to an ad or address where I can get my bearings? Thinking about driving from Tampa for a spa day in the next couple of week, where I can try them all.

Thanks for the help.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;3814721]The therapists at my Massage Envy have no problem with me being undraped. But absolutely NO extras.[/QUOTE]Every time I've asked, I have gotten the "corporate policy" speech. But, always a decent massage--which is why I would go there instead of an AMP. I prefer no draping, even without extras.

What we need in the MCO forum, IMHO, is a 'Non-Asian Massage' category like some other cities (BOS, for example). It's interesting reading about everyone's AMP dream, but some days you just want to book a UTR Caucasian or Latino instead of an AMP!

[QUOTE=TungstenHP;3820157]Hmm, seems like a few members didn't get the joke at the end of my review. It was more of a, "nothing to see here folks move along so I can have this place to myself". Other reviews have already stated what is offered here so I didn't think I needed to reiterate that fact. Some people are posting too much detail anyways, gonna get this place shut down. There's like 50+ reviews for this place telling you what is offered here. People that are still hesitating are just scared. Stop reading about other people's dreams and make a dream of your own!

Some have also asked if the star I saw was the same one in their ad on the sister site and unfortunately it's not. But she's just as hot with, like I said in my review, very nice tits. No butt though.[/QUOTE]Totally agree, honestly I'd go to this place more if I didn't think it were going to get busted and me not wanting to be there when it does. Cherry Blossom wasn't nearly as obvious and I felt the same way there. To assume this isn't watched by people wanting to end these places is naive. I hope this place lasts a long time.

[QUOTE=RicoJax;3820203]Flat rate going in, for everything! $$ for half hour and $$. 4 for a full hour.[/QUOTE]200 and 240? Wow!

[QUOTE=SouthSonny;3820819]200 and 240? Wow![/QUOTE]According to the Hawaii board, 200 is the usual AMP rate in Honolulu. But that's way out in the middle of the Pacific where everything is more expensive. Seems like mainland rates, even O-Town, should be a little better.

[QUOTE=JayTwogo;3820262]Thinking about popping my AMP cherry, admittedly a little late in the game. I've gleaned some good information reading the forum and have BO and GG in my sights, but can't figure out where the infamous you or You spa is located.

Since trying a word search for you or you is not possible here can any of the brothers point me to an ad or address where I can get my bearings? Thinking about driving from Tampa for a spa day in the next couple of week, where I can try them all.

Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]You or "you" is at 5;7;8;7 Vineland rd in Orlando near universal.

[QUOTE=Kellner42;3821097]You or "you" is at 5;7;8;7 Vineland rd in Orlando near universal.[/QUOTE]Many thanks Kellner!

[QUOTE=Kellner42;3821097][QUOTE=JayTwogo;3820262]Thinking about popping my AMP cherry, admittedly a little late in the game. I've gleaned some good information reading the forum and have BO and GG in my sights, but can't figure out where the infamous you or You spa is located.

Since trying a word search for you or you is not possible here can any of the brothers point me to an ad or address where I can get my bearings? Thinking about driving from Tampa for a spa day in the next couple of week, where I can try them all.

Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]You or "you" is at 5;7;8;7 Vineland rd in Orlando near universal.[/QUOTE]Probably doesn't need to be said, but just in case some other person gets confused by this:

What is often shown on this forum as "You Massage" is actually properly named "[B]U Massage[/B]", but if you want to search the thread you'll probably get more hits by searching the string "you massage". This anomaly is created by the auto-spell-check function of this board that converts the single letter "[B]U[/B]" to the full word "you". Posters can overcome this helpful spellchecking by employing BBCode tags (as I have) to mark the text in either [B]BOLD[/B] or [U]underline[/U] or [I]italic[/I]. If you don't know how to use BBCode tags, just know your post will say "You Massage. ".

[B]U Massage[/B] is located in a fairly new-ish small strip shopping center. The building exterior is very nice and appropriate for the surrounding community. Parking is what a lot of clients would consider IDEAL, as there is a large lot allowing you to park anywhere and, once you walk away from your car, no one can really tell that YOUR car is associated with the AMP. My personal experience at pricing [U]USED[/U] to be 80 House + 140 Tip, but the last time I was there, I was quoted a tip rate of 160, which is more common of Golden Gate or Blue Ocean, both of which seem to offer a more highly aggressive and wild private experience.

[QUOTE=MrBill469;3821472]Probably doesn't need to be said, but just in case some other person gets confused by this:

What is often shown on this forum as "You Massage" is actually properly named "[B]U Massage[/B]", but if you want to search the thread you'll probably get more hits by searching the string "you massage". This anomaly is created by the auto-spell-check function of this board that converts the single letter "[B]U[/B]" to the full word "you". Posters can overcome this helpful spellchecking by employing BBCode tags (as I have) to mark the text in either [B]BOLD[/B] or [U]underline[/U] or [I]italic[/I]. If you don't know how to use BBCode tags, just know your post will say "You Massage. ".

[B]U Massage[/B] is located in a fairly new-ish small strip shopping center. The building exterior is very nice and appropriate for the surrounding community. Parking is what a lot of clients would consider IDEAL, as there is a large lot allowing you to park anywhere and, once you walk away from your car, no one can really tell that YOUR car is associated with the AMP. My personal experience at pricing [U]USED[/U] to be 80 House + 140 Tip, but the last time I was there, I was quoted a tip rate of 160, which is more common of Golden Gate or Blue Ocean, both of which seem to offer a more highly aggressive and wild private experience.[/QUOTE]Once again MrBill enlightens us with his expertise. I am sure that I am speaking for all of us when I say. "Thank you MrBill".

Went by Golden Gate for the first time, although I told them I had been there before. I drew Happy, which could be the worst AMP / Massage girl name ever, but it actually fit her perfectly. Wonderful time. She is about 5'3-5'5 small natural b cups with great nips. Well put together 26 year old. I have shoes older than her but I didn't tell her that. Started with a nice little rub but better than most of the FS AMP. Actually started with a nice TS, all the right places. I will say she was awesome. Just enough moaning to make me think I was doing it right but not so much that I knew it was faked. Unlike the girl next door who was going for an AVN award. All the right moves were done and after the deed, she still rubbed me for a few minutes to work back out after I worked the back out. All in all, I left happy after seeing Happy. Nice place, easy in and out, the girl behind the desk had blond streaks in her hair and looked pretty interesting. Didn't know if this was mamasan but if it was I'll be back to explore that. -- Dog.

[QUOTE=LawDog17;3821717]Went by Golden Gate ... the girl behind the desk had blond streaks in her hair and looked pretty interesting. Didn't know if this was mamasan but if it was I'll be back to explore that.[/QUOTE]Yes, that cute little number is the Mamasan. Her name is [B]Mimi[/B] and she does [U]NOT[/U] service clients. . . Although many have asked and been turned down. Mimi is very pretty, very nice petite figure and usually in a short dress, with a bit of that "Collagen Look" in her lips ([I]i.e.[/I] unnaturally puffed), and currently sporting a haircut above her shoulders (kinda short).

For any "GG virgins" still out there (can't be many), if you walk in and you're SURE you're talking to the girl described above, you could probably improve your mileage (if that's even possible) by greeting her by name. . . Something like this: "[I][u]Hello Mimi! It's great to see you [b]again[/b]". Who do you have for me today?[/u][/I]" Alternatively, repeat customers (or even nubes in the know, by virtue of their intense scrubbing of this thread for intel) could ask for a specific girl of choice.

[QUOTE=MrBill469;3822450]Yes, that cute little number is the Mamasan. Her name is [B]Mimi[/B] and she does [U]NOT[/U] service clients. . . Although many have asked and been turned down. Mimi is very pretty, very nice petite figure and usually in a short dress, with a bit of that "Collagen Look" in her lips ([I]i.e.[/I] unnaturally puffed), and currently sporting a haircut above her shoulders (kinda short).

For any "GG virgins" still out there (can't be many), if you walk in and you're SURE you're talking to the girl described above, you could probably improve your mileage (if that's even possible) by greeting her by name. . . Something like this: "[I][u]Hello Mimi! It's great to see you [b]again[/b]". Who do you have for me today?[/u][/I]" Alternatively, repeat customers (or even nubes in the know, by virtue of their intense scrubbing of this thread for intel) could ask for a specific girl of choice.[/QUOTE]Not true (YMMV). I hope she doesn't drag down the place in her quest to maximize profit at all cost. This includes getting you to come using false information, and then pulling a switcheroo once you get there. Also, the constant name changes just gets annoying after a while.

So I finally explored both and as a AMP veteran I think both places are total ripoffs. If it was truly run like a brothel where you actually got 30 minutes or an hour of sex then it would be alright, but all it is is overpriced for a crappy 5 min massage and then a quick fuck. Seems like for 240 bucks you would just go get an actual escort and have a fun time for a lot less. Or go to a AMP where you actually get a great 45 minute massage and then total nude stripper slide play for an 80 buck tip. Those places exist here in town and have been discussed here. Price is just not worthy of their service at either place. Basically paying 240 for a QV when if what you want is a fuck then pay 80-100 for a short visit with a hot escort and get her to give you a little body rub as well or just pick up a hooker and bang her for 40 bucks.