General Reports

[QUOTE=Jmoedb;2118860]I got a great laugh this morning. Apparently someone on this board is convinced I'm a LEO lmao with as much weed as I smoke (and sold in the early 2000's) this brought On a chuckle. Responding to a person with 1-2 posts isn't against any rules on this board and you gentleman with paranoia should check yourselves. I'm here for pussy not to court or please another man. I'm half your guys age and twice your size. I do t know need any of your approval. Carry on.[/QUOTE]If what you say is true, you are 12 feet tall, weigh 400 pounds and have a mental age of 9.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2118261]Are you seeing this? Not trying to stir the pot but this is crazy!

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-36/10441288[/URL][/QUOTE]She's making up posts saying they are from me. I couldn't write that poorly if I tried.

I especially like the one about the voicemail she has where I apparently left some kind of racist message.

All publicity is good publicity and we are pleased she has decided to feature us so prominently on BackPage.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2118261]Are you seeing this? Not trying to stir the pot but this is crazy!

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-36/10441288[/URL][/QUOTE][blue]She's making up posts saying they are from me. I couldn't write that poorly if I tried. I always write douchebag as one word, never as two.

I especially like the one about the voicemail she has where I apparently left some kind of racist message.

All publicity is good publicity and we are pleased she has decided to feature us so prominently on BackPage.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Nickoglock;2117117]I've been looking for a new top BBBJ performer.

Here's my top ones so at them moment.

1 jersey, it's been a while but her skills are top notch.

2 Valerie xxx.

3 Kat.

4 Alanna Ackerman.

5 Sabrina T.

6 Savanna.

7 candy.

There were much better options in the past, at least for me. I miss bunnyluv.

By the way I prefer younger ladies.[/QUOTE]1) Chrissy.

2) Froggy.

3) Retired Lauren Orlando.

4) Savannah (Not the Ban one. LOL).

5) Nikki Baby, gone but not forgotten.

6) Candy Land.

7) Jersey Girl.

[QUOTE=EndGame;2119011]If what you say is true, you are 12 feet tall, weigh 400 pounds and have a mental age of 9.[/QUOTE]Your pretty accurate.

Remind me not to f with you (outdoors).

[QUOTE=BabyLight333;2119110]1) Chrissy.

2) Froggy.

3) Retired Lauren Orlando.

4) Savannah (Not the Ban one. LOL).

5) Nikki Baby, gone but not forgotten.

6) Candy Land.

7) Jersey Girl.[/QUOTE]Fail to mention, she is a sleeper, doesn't get much air play. Joan Luv can also hang out with this group. LOL.

[QUOTE=Jmoedb;2119168]Your pretty accurate.[/QUOTE]I can say Jmo has given me some good intel in the past on a UTR. I described him to her based on the discription he gave me and had a nice dream.

BG111.

[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2;2118758]I am getting out of the game (mean it this time), but want to treat myself to one last hoorah bucket list item. I have never had a double. Its something I doubt I will do after getting married and I have a bday coming up. So without breaking the bank, can anyone recommend a good duo to go out with a bang? Literally.

Is it better with ladies that you have seen, or does your chemistry with the ladies have less to do than the chemistry that they have with each other?[/QUOTE]Melissa and Veronica is not a bad option for a double.

I'm looking forward to hopefully dreaming of this young lady tomorrow. I read a lot of good things.

Meech.

Try Mel and her Latin buddy.

[QUOTE=LittleMeech;2119483]Melissa and Veronica is not a bad option for a double.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ILuvWomen2;2118758]I am getting out of the game (mean it this time), but want to treat myself to one last hoorah bucket list item. I have never had a double. Its something I doubt I will do after getting married and I have a bday coming up. So without breaking the bank, can anyone recommend a good duo to go out with a bang? Literally.

Is it better with ladies that you have seen, or does your chemistry with the ladies have less to do than the chemistry that they have with each other?[/QUOTE]Good to see your post brother. I am going to miss you and our PM's. "Little Fucking Meech" is right about Veronica and Melissa. They are hot, though, Mel can be a YMMV (very interesting backstory with her and her other friend, whose name I will not mention, except via PM, though it already has been mentioned in an earlier review by another Board member) gal, as I mentioned to Meech in my post. Her other friend is hot too. I saw her about a month ago (Though, I have not yet reviewed her). The three of them work together.

Indeed, chemistry is CRITICAL. Especially between you and the provider. We all know this. YMMV is more "aboriginal", or, "endemic" with Rub Gals, than Escorts. Though, you will get much more "YMMV" (i.e., DFK, GFE, PSE, BBFS, CIP, BBBJCIMWOS/WS) from an Escort, if she IS attracted to your "Clint Eastwood" good looks and your John C. Holmes/Matt Hughes monster cock. lol. Generally, if girls are "working in tandem", then, they will do some girl/girl play. How much girl/girl play depends on how the "session" is going and your interaction with BOTH women. Some Escorts ARE bi-sexual. I have been with many and the experience was "off the charts" PSE fucking hot!!

I know you have read my posts. I have had many hot PSE threesomes with dozens of providers in this pussy infested county (and neighboring counties, LOL). I won't ask you to "plod" through my some 540 posts in 10 months, but, simply send me a PM, specifically stating your desires and I will do what I can to assist you, my dear brother ILW2.

And a BIG congratulations with your upCUMMING wedding.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=LittleMeech;2119484]I'm looking forward to hopefully dreaming of this young lady tomorrow. I read a lot of good things.

Meech.[/QUOTE]Should turn out great Little Fucking Meech.

Let us know how it goes, I suspect it will be a great time, from my past experience.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pornnstar-quality-outcall-specials-thick-and-sexy-freakkky-fun-22/10425419[/URL]

I suspect this girl is a bait and switch. Donation is 150 hh 200 h out calls. I asked if she had any reviews and her response was "IDK" I then told her she would need to take a selfie holding a piece of paper with my name on it and she didn't respond.

[QUOTE=NedleyMandingo;2120657][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pornnstar-quality-outcall-specials-thick-and-sexy-freakkky-fun-22/10425419[/URL]

I suspect this girl is a bait and switch. Donation is 150 hh 200 h out calls. I asked if she had any reviews and her response was "IDK" I then told her she would need to take a selfie holding a piece of paper with my name on it and she didn't respond.[/QUOTE]I figured. That's a shame.

Hello all!

Just a random thought I figured I'd share. There is a free dating website named okcupid that I've played around with. Legitimate dating website but there is a search option for girls looking for casual sex. I made a profile and put up pics of a guy that kinda looks like me. Started sending messages to girls in my area looking for casual sex. I met and had amazing sex with a UCF student within 3 hours of starting it. Smoking hot! I've banged 7 girls off of there. No money no attachment no hassle. All the girls were the ones in the photos and all sexy as hell. Had a threesome and got involved in some swinger party. All of of that silly site.

Little "fucking" Meech.

[QUOTE=NedleyMandingo;2120657][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pornnstar-quality-outcall-specials-thick-and-sexy-freakkky-fun-22/10425419[/URL]

I suspect this girl is a bait and switch. Donation is 150 hh 200 h out calls. I asked if she had any reviews and her response was "IDK" I then told her she would need to take a selfie holding a piece of paper with my name on it and she didn't respond.[/QUOTE]The one photo (green shirt) is def of this girl. [URL]http://imdbabes.com/web-celebs/paris-roxanne-marine-camillia/[/URL].

So her photos are real. They just aren't real photos of her.

Can anyone vouch that she's still a good one to see?

She still posts, but no one mentions her any more.

Just want to double check before I call her.

[QUOTE=BabyLight333;2119110]1) Chrissy.

2) Froggy.

3) Retired Lauren Orlando.

4) Savannah (Not the Ban one. LOL).

5) Nikki Baby, gone but not forgotten.

6) Candy Land.

7) Jersey Girl.[/QUOTE]I would like to revised my list. Wasn't thinking clearly, when I made the first one. LOL.

1) Joy Toy.

2) Chrissy.

3) Froggy.

4) Nikki Baby, gone but not forgotten.

5) Retired Lauren Orlando.

6) Savannah (Not the Ban one. LOL).

7) Candy Land.

8) Jersey Girl.

9) Joan Luv.

[QUOTE=Nickoglock;2121440]Can anyone vouch that she's still a good one to see?

She still posts, but no one mentions her any more.

Just want to double check before I call her.[/QUOTE]I have seen Kaitlyn many times now, from when she was a Brunette to now that she is a Blond, and have reviewed her here 2 or 3 times.

She is for real and so are every pic I have seen her post. She is HOT!, total stereotype Hot College Cheerleader Type.

She is not full GFE but is good and did I mention smoking hot!

I see that someone we all know on BP is trying to trash her for some reason, just consider the source.

If Kaitlyn goes bad I will inform everyone here, because I plan to see her a couple times a month for the foreseeable future.

Stay Safe All.

Poptall.

[B][red]Wishing you all a Wonderful Father's Day Gentlemen.[/red][/B]

Happy fathers day to all m-45.

[QUOTE=BabyLight333;2122001]I would like to revised my list. Wasn't thinking clearly, when I made the first one. LOL.

1) Joy Toy.

2) Chrissy.

3) Froggy.

4) Nikki Baby, gone but not forgotten.

5) Retired Lauren Orlando.

6) Savannah (Not the Ban one. LOL).

7) Candy Land.

8) Jersey Girl.

9) Joan Luv.[/QUOTE]I really enjoyed candy the times I saw her she made me feel extremely comfortable, for some reason though she has not been on this board for quite some time. I do know she still advertises on BP under the massage section.

Happy Fathers Day to all you fathers on this board hope you al enjoy your day!

So a friend of mine and I get into these somewhat odd convo.

We came up with dabbing bacon grease on our schlong and seeing a bbw provider for a BBBJ.

Side note: a lot of gals gone and a lot of new ones. Wish I had the bread to play.

Where is Mallory Brooke or even Asian jade and her Thai ass?

So a friend of mine and I get into these somewhat odd convo.

We came up with dabbing bacon grease on our schlong and seeing a bbw provider for a BBBJ.

Side note: a lot of gals gone and a lot of new ones. Wish I had the bread to play.

Where is Mallory Brooke or even Asian jade and her Thai ass?

LOL. How about rolling some bread dough around it and tell her its a pig in a blanket. Of course adding bacon grease first. Please do not preset your oven higher than 325 degrees do not want to over cook the sausage. I'm in. Oh by the way when you CIM tell her it was an eclair and you were just kidding.

Thanks for the post.

All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL]

[QUOTE=TjmHappy;2124476]All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL][/QUOTE]First of all, I am NOT busting on you, Happy. I have been at the forefront of all of this. I wanted so badly to leave it alone but I can't sit back and not say anything.

Please everyone, do not change your handle. Your handle is something that you work so hard at making a good reputation on this great forum. By changing it, you fall directly into her trap. Be proud of your handle, it's part of who you are. She is trying to scare mongers from posting reviews on here for fear that you'll end up on her dreaded, (and totally erroneous,) "pimp" list on her BP ads.

Savanna has been wrong about everything. She was dead wrong about me, she was wrong about Nedley, she was wrong about Eelectri, she was wrong about Camera, she was wrong about Paige, she was wrong about Jersey and she sure is hell is wrong about A2. It's so very sad that someone that she trusts is feeding her lies and she's believing them.

She certainly has been wrong about Kaitlynn Love. Miss Whack a Doodle posted on her BP ad that Kaitlynn was using fake pics that she borrowed from Paris / Dallas. Kaitlynn proved beyond a shadow of a doubt right here on this great forum that this was not true. She simply dyed her hair blond and got a new, beautiful tatoo. Even after this evidence, Miss Far from Puurfeect1 still insisted that Kaitlynn was a B & S, using fake pics. Miss Guided then posted two of the pics of Kaitlynn on her BP ad. One showing her as a brunette and the other pic of her as a blond. A four year old child could easily tell that the pics were of the same girl! Yet, Miss Dimwit insisted in her text that was not so. She's so delusional at this point that she can't even believe the truth when it's staring her in the face.

All of her talk about her being a Goddess and a deity to be worshipped, etc certainly drive home this point. She's completely narcissistic to the point of being completely out of touch with reality.

Guys, anyone that sees her is even more delusional than she is. She is on the verge of having a complete and total mental meltdown. You'd hate to be the monger in the room when this occurs. How'd you like to have your dick in her mouth when this happens? Yikes!

I only hope that she gets the help soon that she so desperately needs. I have virtually no malice towards the girl. She has an insane stalker after her and she doesn't know who he is. It is not me, I've never even met the girl. Her fear, uncertainty and her believing of the lies that she's being fed from people that she thinks she can trust are what are causing this. So very, very sad.

Bet you won't see this post on her BP ad.

[QUOTE=TjmHappy;2124476]All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL][/QUOTE]


And frankly, she was not quite my "type" of gal. She wanted me to come see her at her "incall", but, I just was not particularly attracted to her based upon her photos. I am sure Savanna is a beautiful woman, but, her photos were not enough to get me to make an appointment to see her. She was very highly reviewed by many members on this Great Board. I never had a problem with her based upon my multiple PM's with her. Though, sometimes it was hard to comprehend what she was saying due to "myriad" typographical errors that seemed to be "indigenous" to her PM's.

I am sorry things did not work out for her here on USASG.

Honestly, I hope she finds peace wherever her travels lead her.

JaguarXF.

I was thinking have multiple accounts was against rules is this proof grows has two accounts?

[QUOTE=RLP68;2124242]So a friend of mine and I get into these somewhat odd convo.

We came up with dabbing bacon grease on our schlong and seeing a bbw provider for a BBBJ.

Side note: a lot of gals gone and a lot of new ones. Wish I had the bread to play.

Where is Mallory Brooke or even Asian jade and her Thai ass?

LOL. How about rolling some bread dough around it and tell her its a pig in a blanket. Of course adding bacon grease first. Please do not preset your oven higher than 325 degrees do not want to over cook the sausage. I'm in. Oh by the way when you CIM tell her it was an eclair and you were just kidding.

Thanks for the post.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TjmHappy;2124476]All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL][/QUOTE]If you look back thru all her reviews there are some from senior respected members but I have never seen so many reviews with little or no post counts that only came on here to rave about a provider as they did for her. It's not rocket science.

[QUOTE=TjmHappy;2124476]All the guys that saw her, gave her RAVE reviews and thought she was your friend. This chick is out of control. IMHO I would change my phone, name (handle and let Admin know) to distance myself from her. JMHO.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-only-true-goddess-savanna-for-those-that-desire-purrfecttion-38/10630861[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been gone awhile but this is unbelievable. As jaguar said, I wish her well.

And second, I guess talking about crazy sex ideas is frowned upon on the board. I'll try and make a separate thread for my crazy fetish ideas.

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;2124793]I was thinking have multiple accounts was against rules is this proof grows has two accounts?[/QUOTE]Report post button.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2124770]First of all, I am NOT busting on you, Happy. I have been at the forefront of all of this. I wanted so badly to leave it alone but I can't sit back and not say anything.

Please everyone, do not change your handle. Your handle is something that you work so hard at making a good reputation on this great forum. By changing it, you fall directly into her trap. Be proud of your handle, it's part of who you are. She is trying to scare mongers from posting reviews on here for fear that you'll end up on her dreaded, (and totally erroneous,) "pimp" list on her BP ads.

Savanna has been wrong about everything. She was dead wrong about me, she was wrong about Nedley, she was wrong about Eelectri, she was wrong about Camera, she was wrong about Paige, she was wrong about Jersey and she sure is hell is wrong about A2. It's so very sad that someone that she trusts is feeding her lies and she's believing them.

She certainly has been wrong about Kaitlynn Love. Miss Whack a Doodle posted on her BP ad that Kaitlynn was using fake pics that she borrowed from Paris / Dallas. Kaitlynn proved beyond a shadow of a doubt right here on this great forum that this was not true. She simply dyed her hair blond and got a new, beautiful tatoo. Even after this evidence, Miss Far from Puurfeect1 still insisted that Kaitlynn was a B & S, using fake pics. Miss Guided then posted two of the pics of Kaitlynn on her BP ad. One showing her as a brunette and the other pic of her as a blond. A four year old child could easily tell that the pics were of the same girl! Yet, Miss Dimwit insisted in her text that was not so. She's so delusional at this point that she can't even believe the truth when it's staring her in the face.

All of her talk about her being a Goddess and a deity to be worshipped, etc certainly drive home this point. She's completely narcissistic to the point of being completely out of touch with reality.

Guys, anyone that sees her is even more delusional than she is. She is on the verge of having a complete and total mental meltdown. You'd hate to be the monger in the room when this occurs. How'd you like to have your dick in her mouth when this happens? Yikes!

I only hope that she gets the help soon that she so desperately needs. I have virtually no malice towards the girl. She has an insane stalker after her and she doesn't know who he is. It is not me, I've never even met the girl. Her fear, uncertainty and her believing of the lies that she's being fed from people that she thinks she can trust are what are causing this. So very, very sad.

Bet you won't see this post on her BP ad.[/QUOTE]Brother Vino, what I was meaning to say, is that of ANYONE got "close" to her, then then they might want to change.

I would agree with you on the point of a "break down" and that could have catastrophic consequences for some members.

Happy Mongering.

TJMhappy.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2125095]If you look back thru all her reviews there are some from senior respected members but I have never seen so many reviews with little or no post counts that only came on here to rave about a provider as they did for her. It's not rocket science.[/QUOTE]I have heard from a credible source that I am Paiges management and would like to know two things.

1. Why are you wasting time typing here when you should be making money?

2. I didn't get the last western union thingy, what's up with that?

[QUOTE=TRowePrice;2125228]I've been gone awhile but this is unbelievable. As jaguar said, I wish her well.

And second, I guess talking about crazy sex ideas is frowned upon on the board. I'll try and make a separate thread for my crazy fetish ideas.[/QUOTE]Hey brother, TRP, good luck with your "fetish" thread. Maybe MILF Heather will read this and be one of your charter members! Seriously, when I saw her last month, I had no idea what the fuck experience it would turn out to be, even though I had read some of her past reviews! Holy "Fisting" shit!

But, to her credit, MILF Heather did give The Jag all he could handle sexually. I was just not comfortable with her wanting to fuck my asshole with her BIG purple vibrator WHILE I was fucking her mish (My left leg up on the bed while Heather wanted to "reach around" and shove her huge "lubed up" dildo into my asshole, LOL) and I certainly was not going to "acquiesce" to her request to "fist" my Jag asshole! LOLOL.

JaguarXF.

It's like a broken record on here sometimes smh.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2125095]If you look back thru all her reviews there are some from senior respected members but I have never seen so many reviews with little or no post counts that only came on here to rave about a provider as they did for her. It's not rocket science.[/QUOTE]You can tell the apprehension in my post it was a fun experience but something was off that is for sure.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2125264]I have heard from a credible source that I am Paiges management and would like to know two things.

1. Why are you wasting time typing here when you should be making money?

2. I didn't get the last western union thingy, what's up with that?[/QUOTE]With all the Savanna shit going on over the past two months or so, and the Camel Toe Lover / Geneva Man BS, nothing surprises me anymore.

But Admin "pimping" for Paige Sweet Stuff from 2000 miles away in South America?? Say it aint so, Admin, say it aint so! LOL.

JaguarXF.

[blue]I'm not sure what map you're looking at but it's more like 5,000. But to answer your question, it's because A2's pimp hand is strong. LOL

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=TRowePrice;2124223]So a friend of mine and I get into these somewhat odd convo.

We came up with dabbing bacon grease on our schlong and seeing a bbw provider for a BBBJ.

Side note: a lot of gals gone and a lot of new ones. Wish I had the bread to play.

Where is Mallory Brooke or even Asian jade and her Thai ass?[/QUOTE]Welcome back to the greatest hobby in the world. Don't know how you stayed away as long as you did!

Pass the dice, new shooter CUMMING out!