The Massholes

Please comment on each handle. Thanks!

[QUOTE=andir;5314834]can't wait to see the list. It's going to be truly amusing. It will probably mostly consist of your own handles.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=crazycrouton;5285883]could you respond from one of your other handles? I am still waiting for that information about jennifer from 195. You said you would give me her phone number or june's. I'm also waiting to hear about the five full-service places?. Please feel free to use any of your other handles four responding to me.

Mattis1775.

Oldtimerma.

Trickster666.

Dentistbob.

Andir.

Denizen.

Bunnymeat.

Al capone.

Tcollins.

Slickwilly007.

Thanks bro.[/QUOTE][B][red] Loser. Fraud. Cheeze[/red][/B]

[QUOTE=Jack617;5314924]Please comment on each handle. Thanks!


[B][red] Loser. Fraud. Cheese. [/red][/B][/QUOTE]You promised that you will come up with the list and now you just quote Crazy. So you are essentially admitting that you and Crazy the same old lunatic? It's not like I needed any admission from you but still seems hilarious. Remember that, good men Crazy Jack is an idiot and crazy for real.

This person pmed me and asked if they could use me as a reference to see Yuri. What do you guys think? Does it sound cheezie? I'll put it to a vote?

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5318135]What do you guys think? [/QUOTE]The guys think that Crazy Jack is a lunatic who needs a psychiatrist enjoying challenges. There is no need to vote.

[QUOTE=Andir;5318213]The guys think that Crazy Jack is a lunatic who needs a psychiatrist enjoying challenges. There is no need to vote.[/QUOTE]Oh did I upset you for exposing another one of your handles??

How's your boring life going Cheezefist?

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5319123]Oh did I upset you for exposing another one of your handles??[/QUOTE]You exposed your craziness for the 50th time. That's all. Do you realize how sick and tired of you everyone is? Just go away already, you miserable fuck.

[QUOTE=Andir;5319254]You exposed your craziness for the 50th time. That's all. Do you realize how sick and tired of you everyone is? Just go away already, you miserable fuck.[/QUOTE]Spoke to Sarah via WeChat. She laughs every time I mention you.

Little cheezie.

Bawhahahahaha!

For the sake of everyone's sanity, I will try to refrain from responding to this stupid motherfucker Crazy Jack. The guy is a clinical idiot and no one wants to see this never-ending exchange anymore.

[QUOTE=Andir;5320346]For the sake of everyone's sanity, I will try to refrain from responding to this stupid motherfucker Crazy Jack. The guy is a clinical idiot and no one wants to see this never-ending exchange anymore.[/QUOTE]You're the only one that responds to me. No one else gives a fuck about this stupid shit but you. You live for this board. The fact that you as Cheezefist was battling with yourself as OlGary says enough about you. You are one weird fucking person. The terminology you chose to use is quit interesting. Tell you what douche. The day you stop making new handles is the day I'll stop busting your balls. You fucking homo.

OldtimerMA. SlickWilly. Tcollins. Newbiestyles. Denizens. Mattis1775. Kiles. DentistBob. Bunnymeat. Trickster666.

Damn dude. I can't even keep up with them all.

Hahahaha.

[QUOTE=Andir;5320346]For the sake of everyone's sanity, I will try to refrain from responding to this stupid motherfucker Crazy Jack. The guy is a clinical idiot and no one wants to see this never-ending exchange anymore.[/QUOTE]So Stop. And stop making up new user names every day. But we all know you can't stop and of course you will respond because you always need to be the last post on this thread. If you want it to stop, stop.

[QUOTE=OldtimerMa;5323095]You may also consider this:
"Rectosigmoid vaginoplasty, aka Sigmoid Colon Vaginoplasty, uses a section of the sigmoid colon to create the vaginal lining. It is an intrusive procedure in which the intra-abdominal cavity must be entered via a low transverse abdominal incision (like Caesarean section incision in biological female). And yes, it results in a C-section-like scar in lower abdomen.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OlGary;4077021]She has a very large horizontal scar in her lower abdomen area which is consistent with sigmoid vaginoplasty (I looked it up). During this procedure the neo vag is formed from a part of the sigmoid colon and, according to the internet, it results in a most naturally-looking V. Thus, it's closer to anal than to HJ when you duck it.[/QUOTE]

As a bonus, note that the older quote was back when Cheeze liked to use words like "duck it", hoho, chubster, etc. If anyone feels like digging you'll see his other names like Trickster666 also used those words at this time. He mostly stopped using those words after I called him on it though.

You asked for way too much items my friend. Keep it simple first on the first date to get your surroundings and figure her out. Most girls don't allow shower if they don't live alone. Other things, she may not be into it, like lipstick. I gave up on her as silence equals headaches and I honestly don't need it, regardless if she's good or not.

[QUOTE=JrKoff;5321107]I made arrangements to meet Chloe twice and both times she cancelled or ghosted me. Perhaps it was what we negotiated beforehand. It was easy to text her and she had no problem providing a verification photo. We negotiated BBFS cip and Greek msog for 200. It sounded to good to be true, and maybe it was. First time she ghosted me. We were texting up until ten minutes before my arrival and then crickets. Second time we text each other. I get to her street, text, and then she says her mom dropped her son off early and she couldn't do it. She said she'd see me the next morning. I never heard back from her.

There were a few red flags for me. I asked if I could shower at her place and she said she didn't have clean towels. Next I ask if she could wear a sexy dress or something. She says she has no dresses or anything sexy. Then I ask her to put red lipstick since I also placed an order for dfk. She responds she has no lipstick. WTF. She seems very flaky. Her regular rates are reasonable and considering she was willing to do pretty much everything, it seemed fishy. I did ask if she does threesomes. She mentioned she had a roommate who charges more than she does. I can accept being ghosted once, but twice No way.[/QUOTE]

Need I say more. Aside from being a piece of shit homo. The guys a troll that brings up stupid shit on the thread and responds to himself. You all set now dude? You clear on how a woman's body looks like after giving birth? Scumbag.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;5325767]You asked for way too much items my friend. Keep it simple first on the first date to get your surroundings and figure her out. Most girls don't allow shower if they don't live alone. Other things, she may not be into it, like lipstick. I gave up on her as silence equals headaches and I honestly don't need it, regardless if she's good or not.[/QUOTE]It seems like there is a lore aggressive bunch out there, please calm it down. Yin aant too.

Dollar than move on.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5326090]Need I say more. Aside from being a piece of shit homo. The guys a troll that brings up stupid shit on the thread and responds to himself. You all set now dude? You clear on how a woman's body looks like after giving birth? Scumbag.[/QUOTE]Hate to be that guy but, KatoKay has been here for quite a few years. He's not a troll.

[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;5328433]
Older, lower priced ladies. Mine seemed super paranoid about virus precautions and had me wash my hands in the bathroom, used wet wipes multiple times, hand sanitizer, etc.

Came in her in mouth and she kept sucking straight through. [/QUOTE]Are you sure it was her mouth and not your own?

[QUOTE=TheBoobHound;5328433]I recently tried the place in Revere with phone ending in 9081. My first visit here. It's in a rather shabby apartment. The experience was weird but good service.

Older, lower priced ladies. Mine seemed super paranoid about virus precautions and had me wash my hands in the bathroom, used wet wipes multiple times, hand sanitizer, etc. So I wasn't sure where things were going to go for the action. I opted for an unwrapped BJ. She had truly excellent skills and said she wanted me to enjoy and not just to finish. Came in her in mouth and she kept sucking straight through. I'll return if I'm in the area.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wlfmant;5328978]What was the damage?[/QUOTE]The damage was 0. That's just erotic fantasies of an old impotent man. He didn't go anywhere.

[QUOTE=MeatMan;5328479]Hate to be that guy but, KatoKay has been here for quite a few years. He's not a troll.[/QUOTE]This is massholes. You can be any guy you want.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5329605]This is massholes. You can be any guy you want.[/QUOTE]Umm. Ask the forum on who created and birthed Massholes.

[QUOTE=MeatMan;5330179]Umm. Ask the forum on who created and birthed Massholes.[/QUOTE]I have no idea what you're trying to say. If you believe longevity means Katokay is not Cheezefist / OlGary you're not paying attention. That whole diatribe about c sections was filled with him responding to himself. Fucking stupidity.

Chip Johnson.

Slickwilly007.

OldtimerMA.

Katokay.

All shitheads handles. No member with half a fucking brain would waste their time responding to that bullshit nonsense.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5330248]I have no idea what you're trying to say. If you believe longevity means Katokay is not Cheezefist / OlGary you're not paying attention. That whole diatribe about c sections was filled with him responding to himself. Fucking stupidity.

Chip Johnson.

Slickwilly007.

OldtimerMA.

Katokay.

All shitheads handles. No member with half a fucking brain would waste their time responding to that bullshit nonsense.[/QUOTE]And now this fucking lunatic is trying to start a fight with Meatman and all his 2719 posts! Crazy, can you please disappear already? There will be a huge celebration on the board when you are gone.

I don't' believe that CCrouton or Meatman were trying to fight with anyone. Although CC does sound a bit testy as usual. No fight with MeatMan, but several years ago I believe it was noted that MM also has multiple handles. Just like I used to have them until the admin combined them when I was a jerk. Maybe, or maybe not, Katokay is one of MM's other handles and CC touched on a sore spot. Just sayin, doesn't really make a difference to me one way or the other.

OK, now you can lambast me.

[QUOTE=Andir;5330549]And now this fucking lunatic is trying to start a fight with Meatman and all his 2719 posts! Crazy, can you please disappear already? There will be a huge celebration on the board when you are gone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Andir;5330549]And now this fucking lunatic is trying to start a fight with Meatman and all his 2719 posts! Crazy, can you please disappear already? There will be a huge celebration on the board when you are gone.[/QUOTE]You have the same amount of posts combined.

[QUOTE=Fuhgetaboudit;5330849]I don't' believe that CCrouton or Meatman were trying to fight with anyone. Although CC does sound a bit testy as usual. No fight with MeatMan, but several years ago I believe it was noted that MM also has multiple handles. Just like I used to have them until the admin combined them when I was a jerk. Maybe, or maybe not, Katokay is one of MM's other handles and CC touched on a sore spot. Just sayin, doesn't really make a difference to me one way or the other.

OK, now you can lambast me.[/QUOTE]Katokay is Jack if you really want to know who he is.

[QUOTE=Fuhgetaboudit;5330849]I don't' believe that CCrouton or Meatman were trying to fight with anyone. Although CC does sound a bit testy as usual. No fight with MeatMan, but several years ago I believe it was noted that MM also has multiple handles. Just like I used to have them until the admin combined them when I was a jerk. Maybe, or maybe not, Katokay is one of MM's other handles and CC touched on a sore spot. Just sayin, doesn't really make a difference to me one way or the other.

OK, now you can lambast me.[/QUOTE]It's all good info bro. No issues with MM. I have never believed he's ever posted a fake review or trolled an AMP or provider. It's understandable if someone creates a new handle for a variety of reasons. It's problematic when a piece of shit does it for nefarious reasons.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5331138]It's all good info bro. No issues with MM. I have never believed he's ever posted a fake review or trolled an AMP or provider. It's understandable if someone creates a new handle for a variety of reasons. It's problematic when a piece of shit does it for nefarious reasons.[/QUOTE]A piece of shit is your real name. That's how you mommy calls you.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5331783]What number was the building? What color was the building? What was the providers name? Thanks.[/QUOTE]That's hilarious — this idiot is calling out TheBoobHound (remember the moron who came in his own mouth?) on his bullshit post but a problem here is that TheBoobHound is him! Crazy Jack is crazy for real, no doubt. So sad.

I'm never the one to boast and brag but. Here goes.

I've been a member of this site for over 20+ years. I have had one and only ONE handle. The USA Sex guide as it stands now went under two prior names, back when it wasn't moderated, it went under worldsexguide. DOT. Org and guys were running nilly willy posting bullshit and fake reviews. If I remember, the owner (The Banker?) shut down the site, revised a new one, and changed the name to Worldsexguide.dotcom. It then went through another revised plan to split the websites into 3. Argentine Private, International Sex Guide, and obviously the website we all post on now. Over the course of 20+ years, I've seen mongers come and go, change names, pass away, get married, form relationships. I've come across members on this site who'll simply fly off the handle, and leave to never post again for whatever reason it may be. I even remembered a former poster who upped and left all because of trolls and the silliness that grown-assed men were posting. Yeah, I get it. I don't mind busting someone's ass here and there when I'm provoked and when my credibility is being challenged.

I guess what I'm saying is, I've seen it all on this website, the good the bad, and the ugly. The great thing about this website is you'll find more good than bad when it comes to viable info for sex. Isn't that what we're all here for?. I don't have the time to deal with liars, bullshit artists, trolls, guys who'd do anything just to get a piece of pussy without thinking with their bigger heads, and guys who just want to argue and fight.

This is why [B]I created Massholes[/B], so you all can have your internet fistfights right here so it doesn't clutter up other boards. Now, if anyone wishes to question my years of plundering pussy under some goofy assed alias. Its never going to happen. This has and it will be my one and ONLY alias. HOWEVER, push that right button and question my credibility, I'll come for you. Ask around. Prior goofball posters from Lowell, Bill Buxton, Canopuss, I could go on and on. I laid them out to never post again. Finally, I get this fine private message from a poster I haven't heard from in years and it was good to see him alive and well.

[i]Yesterday 17:23.

Senior Member.

Hello.

Just wanted to welcome you to Savannah and our humble little part of the forum. Things are a lot slower do here compared to your normal options back in Boston. But I think that's going on everywhere. If you have any questions just holler. I appreciate all the help you gave when I was in Boston for the summer back in 99 or 00. Again welcome.[/i]

Oh forgot!. Katokay. He and I remember an incident that happened years ago that he and I know all too well. Let just say it has something to do with coffee tables, Morrocco, and Cameroon. He'll know what I'm talking about.

[b]MeatMan[/b]

P.S. My history on the beginnings of this website could be wrong. A2 could interject....I hope.

[QUOTE=Andir;5331079]Katokay is Jack if you really want to know who he is.[/QUOTE]I knew you would be back Cheeze, you really can't help yourself.

Nope, I am not Katokay, I have told you before but you never listen. I swear you seem to think that every handle that isn't one of your thousand other handles must be me. You pathetic little half man weakling.
CHEEZE, LOSER, FRAUD.

[QUOTE=Jack617;5332413]JACK, LOSER, FRAUD.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's all true. Crazy Jack is loser, fraud and lunatic.

[QUOTE=Andir;5332615]Yes, that's all true. Cheeze/Andir is a loser, fraud and lunatic.[/QUOTE]Finally Cheeze you are getting it.

Jack, remember how we were best friends not so long time ago? Receiving couples' massages and holding hands while being massaged? Like real friends do. Good times.

Todas.

Dbucketz.

Baddsyntax.

Are all Cheezefist / OlGary.

Todas pmed me and asked what Cora did when I was on my stomach. Then he writes a generic review copying parts of mine when I said she rubs her tits all over you. He got wrong the part I left out. She does not stick her finger in your ass. He also said she doesn't like DFK. Wrong! She likes it and does it very well. He the continues with the same stupid shit with his other handles chatting with himself.

Try harder little cheezie. Fucking homo.

Don't lump me in on your delusions.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5330248]I have no idea what you're trying to say. If you believe longevity means Katokay is not Cheezefist / OlGary you're not paying attention. That whole diatribe about c sections was filled with him responding to himself. Fucking stupidity.

Chip Johnson.

Slickwilly007.

OldtimerMA.

Katokay.

All shitheads handles. No member with half a fucking brain would waste their time responding to that bullshit nonsense.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlickWilly007;5337025]Don't lump me in on your delusions.[/QUOTE]You're either Cheezefist / OlGary or a fucking idiot. I'll let you chose.

[QUOTE=Alejhenry;5326850]Now I will say it's super rare, but I have been extra lucky. Over my 15 years, I have experienced BBFS with pull out and BBFS that eventually became CIP, both twice with someone that we started with CFS the first two sessions. So does it happen, yeah. But it's like hitting the MF-ing lottery! And it's on average around the 5th session, again YMMV, just my personal experience. Every time, she swore me to secrecy and not to post a review mentioning BBFS. I'm not delusional enough to think I'm the only one she's going bare with, but I do suspect it's a very limited group.

There's an exchange involved, but at the end of the day, there's still a human connection. If there's chemistry between you and you foster that connection, it can grow, and you may experience something later on that wasn't an option the first time.

The moral of my story: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.[/QUOTE]This is just a part of the long post, essentially saying — repeat and you will receive. Thank you, Captain Obvious, for your guidance! And no, no, you are not delusional. Of course it's a very limited group of at least 50 with whom she is going bare if she does it with you after a few visits.

[QUOTE=Andir;5337719]This is just a part of the long post, essentially saying repeat and you will receive. Thank you, Captain Obvious, for your guidance! And no, no, you are not delusional. Of course it's a very limited group of at least 50 with whom she is going bare if she does it with you after a few visits.[/QUOTE]What is also funny is when a guy creates numerous accounts. Then he creates arguments and argues back-and-forth with himself. Then on top of that he acts like he's been to all sorts of places and posts fake reviews about them.

To wrap things up with a nice bow on top. The guys a fucking scumbag and a tranny lover to boot.

"What is also funny is when a guy creates numerous accounts. Then he creates arguments and argues back-and-forth with himself".

I don't find it funny. You are part of the problem. Your posts and rambling speak for itself. Why don't you post a review. You're a waste.

Come clean or go away. Same goes for Ol Fraudy.

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5338390]What is also funny is when a guy creates numerous accounts. Then he creates arguments and argues back-and-forth with himself. Then on top of that he acts like he's been to all sorts of places and posts fake reviews about them.

To wrap things up with a nice bow on top. The guys a fucking scumbag and a tranny lover to boot.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlickWilly007;5339573]"What is also funny is when a guy creates numerous accounts. Then he creates arguments and argues back-and-forth with himself".

I don't find it funny. You are part of the problem. Your posts and rambling speak for itself. Why don't you post a review. You're a waste.

Come clean or go away. Same goes for Ol Fraudy.[/QUOTE]Can you tell us how you feel about losing your Cheezefist profile when A2 combined it with your OlGary profile? It was right after that when you created your SlickWilly007 handle. This shits too easy bro. Try harder.

Guys remember to google Cheezefist for a laugh.

Hahahahaha!!

[QUOTE=CrazyCrouton;5340301]Can you tell us how you feel about losing your Cheezefist profile when A2 combined it with your OlGary profile? It was right after that when you created your SlickWilly007 handle. This shits too easy bro. Try harder.

Guys remember to google Cheezefist for a laugh.

Hahahahaha!![/QUOTE]My job is done here. I will leave you two alone.