General Reports

I was traveling thru b'ham a few days ago and found a nice wsw near finley rd and 65. Said her name was green eyes. She was in mid to late 40's with nice C size fake tits. Had a quick car date for 25. No drama at all, she took care of me well.

My trip back thru b'ham later that afternoon was not quite so pleasent. I picked up a mid 20's WSW with small body, short dark hair, with a gun shot scare on her right arm. She was on 1st st near the CVS pharmacy on the side street (75th I think) by the blue building tire shop/thug hang out. She tole me her name but after all her drama I forgot it. What I am about to tell you is something I know better than to do but I guess I let the other head do too much thinking because I wanted so bad to get a piece of that tight little body. She gave me a sob story about needing money for her room as we drove to the bama. We got there and I stupidly gave her money for the room - 30 which covered all the deeds to follow. She came back to the truck and told me we had to go back to where I picked her up and get the key from the other girl (her room mate) that was on the other side of the street. That's when I knew it was a scam. We argued a while and I finally took her back. More arguing and no girl on the corner any more either. She got our at the blue tire store and the old guy there started bitching at her for hanging around his business - which was fack also - I am sure he was in on the whole thing. This went on for 10-15 min and I finally left. Beware guys, don't let this happen to you.

Notnine, girls will do that any chance they can get. That's why you've got to try to take them away to a place where they're going to have to perform to get their money, or else they won't get it. If you go to somewhere they want to, like a room or some house, it's probably going to be some set up to try to part you with your money and leave you with nothing you wanted in the first place. All the people they know go along with this stuff as well. I got a PM about this girl, so she's probably someone I would have been interested in as well. You mentioned the Bama. Well there's 2 slim, young looking white girls that live around there, one with brown hair and the other is a blonde. Chances are it was those two because they are attractive and are the kind I'd like, it's just they look you down too much while riding by and for me from years of experience it means you're going to have a bad time.

I was out this afternoon and thought I'd mention there was a tactical unit bus and a bunch of patrol cars sitting in the back parking lot of the church across from the school on 1st Avenue South and Oporto. What makes this odd is I was told starting today there's supposed to be a stronger attempt to do decoy stings and the like, with 8 new unmarked vehicles and all that good stuff. Watch your backs, look all around at the surroundings, and I'd ignore any girls who appear new to the scene for the time being. Also, watch out for flying bullets because if those sting reports are true, with all that manpower focused on all the dangerous mongers, real criminal thugs might be having a field day. Oh, but I forgot, the bullet radar will show a bullet has been fired. I feel real safe. Barney Fife gotta nip it in the bud, you know. Might be close to being the murder capital of the nation, but there won't be any mongering in our fair city, no sir.

Is our very own Lacey/Carley - she tried to pull that scam on me a couple of weeks ago and I told her no dice.

When she knew I was not going to fall for her bullshit - she did a pretty good job of sucking dick. You must take her to a location of your choosing. She showed me her scar and told me shot got shot last year - probably after ripping someone off... I also picked her up in the 70's on 1st Ave.

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Also the WSW who lives on 67th Place behind the Bama goes by a couple of different names - she's cute in a skanky, meth addict kind of way. I've picked her up twice and one time she said her name was CJ and the other time something else.

She has really fucked up teeth - a couple of weeks ago she gave me a really toothy blowjob - I had to constantly tell her to use less teeth.

Here is the kicker: she accidentally cut the head of my dick with a tooth! It was a tiny cut/scrape, but that was game over. Immediately doused my dick with hydrogen peroxide - and acted like a gentleman and took her to her home. She claimed she had just tested negative for HIV a couple of weeks ago and would go inside to get the paper.

I waited in front of her house so she could get the paper/results/whatever - she never came back out to see me; although she did come out to visit with the dope man in his white sedan with handicap tags... At that point I left.

I thought I had posted about her and searched the archives and sure enough - I mentioned CJ and her toothy blowjob almost two years ago...

So basically, the white girl around the Bama is good for shredding your dick.

I've been tested since then and negative results - will be tested again in six months.


Piece out -

[QUOTE=Master Driller]Is our very own Lacey/Carley - she tried to pull that scam on me a couple of weeks ago and I told her no dice.

When she knew I was not going to fall for her bullshit - she did a pretty good job of sucking dick. You must take her to a location of your choosing. She showed me her scar and told me shot got shot last year - probably after ripping someone off... I also picked her up in the 70's on 1st Ave.[/QUOTE]

That really gets me about Lacey. She must really dispise having to do sexual stuff to make money. I'm sure she's got some thug she willingly gives it to daily, because most of the good looking ones have some rapper wannabe gutter trash thug always hanging around. If she would perform she could have many, many loyal regulars. Yet she wants to pull this shit. It seems like she's good for a good first time, but once she knows who you are she thinks you'll trust her, and that's when she takes off. I remember when I first tried to let others on here know about how she does, I had somebody here try to argue with me about my comments toward her. At the time I was the only one that had posted a bad report of her, and I guess they thought I had a personal vendetta about my bad experience. All I was doing was letting everyone be aware that this shit was more than likely going to happen than not, no matter who you were. I've been dating SW on and off for 20 years now and I know how this kind of girl does. Sure what she did pissed me off, but my comments about her was more to alert others as to what she was going to do than anything. Things I say are just to help others not have their money taken. Girls like that are more likely to bail just because they don't want to perform for the money, and not just bail because they have preferences or whatever. They're going to do this to anyone. Sure there's been a few on here who's had a decent time with her, such as the character that accused me of trying to steal his pics when I was just showing someone who she was. Heck the first time I got with her she gave me a hell of a good blow job, but then the next time she saw I was into her and figured she could play me, which she did. More often than not it probably depends on what's going on with her at the time and how bad she's feigning for it, more than any other factors. I've dealt with her 3 times, and 2 of the times were bad. When you continually have bad experiences with someone it's time to just let them alone regardless of what they look like. Seems she'd learn from that gunshot, but obviously not. One day she'll be a mention in the metro section because of her sorry attitude, as some people take getting their money stolen seriously.

Been a while since going thru Bham, and notice you do not have a strip club section...

So, is Charlies still there?

Any really GOOD strip clubs worth spending your $ in?

[QUOTE=Mtl Pig]Been a while since going thru Bham, and notice you do not have a strip club section...

So, is Charlies still there?

Any really GOOD strip clubs worth spending your $ in?[/QUOTE]

I believe Charlie's has closed. There's a 'For Sale' sign in front of it, and it's been empty the last several times I've passed by it even though it was in the daytime, plus one of the awnings over the doors is ripped half off and has been hanging there during that same time frame. I believe they may be re-opening the club down the road from it that 10 years ago was called the Candy Shack or something of that nature. I don't remember what it said but they replaced the sign the last time I passed by. The Furnace is the only real high class club there is around town, unless you want to include Sammy's. There's several black themed strip clubs around town - Mike's, Magic City, Volcano. Some of those names may have changed, though. There might also be a Latino themed strip club as well, but I'm not sure. On 3rd Avenue West or otherwise called Bessemer Super Highway, in the Rickwood Field area, there's a club acrosss from Church's Chicken. It always has Mexican guys hanging all around outside it and when the clubs generally close lots of really good looking and scantily clad girls come out. It might just be a bar, but I have no idea. Then heading toward Jasper on Highway 78 there's the Booby Shack if it's still there, as it's been a long time since I've been up that way.

[QUOTE=Mtl Pig]Been a while since going thru Bham, and notice you do not have a strip club section...

So, is Charlies still there?

Any really GOOD strip clubs worth spending your $ in?[/QUOTE]I miss Charlies, just rough enough. But always a doll or two you could enjoy a beer!

For strip clubs I do Huntsville, Visions, and Jimmy's are my favorites. Lap dances have again begun to be fun after a long long dry spell.

[QUOTE=Clark Kent]I believe Charlie's has closed. There's a 'For Sale' sign in front of it, and it's been empty the last several times I've passed by it even though it was in the daytime, plus one of the awnings over the doors is ripped half off and has been hanging there during that same time frame. I believe they may be re-opening the club down the road from it that 10 years ago was called the Candy Shack or something of that nature. I don't remember what it said but they replaced the sign the last time I passed by. The Furnace is the only real high class club there is around town, unless you want to include Sammy's. There's several black themed strip clubs around town - Mike's, Magic City, Volcano. Some of those names may have changed, though. There might also be a Latino themed strip club as well, but I'm not sure. On 3rd Avenue West or otherwise called Bessemer Super Highway, in the Rickwood Field area, there's a club acrosss from Church's Chicken. It always has Mexican guys hanging all around outside it and when the clubs generally close lots of really good looking and scantily clad girls come out. It might just be a bar, but I have no idea. Then heading toward Jasper on Highway 78 there's the Booby Shack if it's still there, as it's been a long time since I've been up that way.[/QUOTE]The Hispanic club on 3rd AVE is not a strip club. Its a normal club were most Hispanics go to party. A lot of fine Latina women go to that club. I tried to go inside, but the police stop me at the door and told me that the men don't like any other race talking to their women and will try to fight me. I have friends that are Hispanic and they have told me that the men will try to kill me and they will just go back to Mexico.

Tarretta from 50th Street area was arrested last night. I've been seeing alot of young, good looking girls arrested for possession from the Hueytown area. It would be interesting if there was someplace out that way girls were.

was arrested BY Birmingham last night at 1:21 am, not the county which suggests she was somewhere in the city to score her drugs.

[QUOTE=Mtl Pig]Been a while since going thru Bham, and notice you do not have a strip club section...

So, is Charlies still there?

Any really GOOD strip clubs worth spending your $ in?[/QUOTE]My personal opinion is that the Furnace is the only one to go to. The VIP area is good, but there are cameras almost :-) everywhere.

None of the strip clubs are even close to the ones in South Florida or Atlanta in terms of extras.

I wouldn't go to Sammy's because it is a waste of time, unless you only like watch.

Sonya was released by the Gestapo today. Someone from Atlanta asked about her a few weeks ago. She'd been away since the first part of April.

And for the girl from Hueytown, RJ, what I was meaning is there's more younger attractive white girls that get arrested from that area than any other area, I've noticed. It averages about once or twice a week there'll be an attractive white girl arrested from there. For girls in general, Birmingham, of course, has the most common arrests of attractive girls, as they have an attractive black girl arrested almost daily.

I will be in town this weekend and would like to get a good sensual massage does anyone have info for me. With that being sai if anyone is coming to the Biloxi or Mobile area i have some info for those area's

[QUOTE=Formal J]I will be in town this weekend and would like to get a good sensual massage does anyone have info for me. With that being sai if anyone is coming to the Biloxi or Mobile area i have some info for those area's[/QUOTE]

Those questions might be answered in the MP/AMP folder if a massage parlor is what you're looking for. Some people who might be able to answer your question might not read this section as it's mostly for SW discussion.

Clark- I liked that detective that was handling the Angel case. I watch that show all the time, and he was the only one I have seen on there that actually had some sense. Most of those detectives are a joke. They prance around in there fancy suits looking sharp, and don't know shit about real detective work. Of course half of them are black, and probably didn't deserve to get the job in the first place. Just like that lady detective from Memphis who seems to just care about putting on her make-up and looking like a diva. It was nice to see a regular guy doing his job right. My favorite quote from Angel was "my house is burning, waaa, boo hoo, waaa." That was better than anything Meril Streep ever did.