Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mango Man]I tipped .6 for HJ. [/QUOTE]
Fuck, now they'll expect that from the rest of us. That's way too much for HJ.

Ok boys, longtime lurker and first time poster here. I will start with my most recent session and will add more experiences soon.

So I woke up Sunday with that urge, so I headed to CT. I decided to go to 31st St. I had been there once before and had arrived just as it was set to close, needless to say I got a rushed session with less than enthusiastic HR. I think I tipped. 2 and pointed at the clock and said when I get more she would get more (don't know if she understood but oh well I was out of there in less than 20 min). Anyway back to Sunday, went in chose 30 min with TS for. 5 the place is not the nicest, kind of make shift set up, went directly to TS and after some convincing got some great topless play and a BJ for. 8 I spent the entire time in the shower. Not bad. The massage part at this place is BS to begin with so I was not dissatisfied.

I have been to many AMPs & EMPs some with great success and some not, but my advice is to be prepared (have your own cover) and persistant. These girls have seen it all, and I don't think we hurt their feelings asking for xtras.

[QUOTE=Silvio]If you guys have seen this cute little thing on CL. This is the same gal. Shes very adorable very petite ebony beauty. Shes looks the gal the in her pics from her site at sensualtoucheschicago dot com. Her massage is ok and her techniques for the HE can use some more attention. Overall a disappointment. She performs the HJ with a cover...at first I thought I was getting a CBJ but it didnt work that way. To make matters worse she topless with a smoking body but you CAN'T TOUCH I'm like WTF. Shes adorbale but her service doesnt match up. I won't repeat[/QUOTE]A provider that wears a surgical glove to give a HJ? Makes me laugh as I remember that hilarious scene from the movie Animal House with the sorority queen giving her preppy boyfriend a HJ in a convertible at a makeout spot.

If you mongers have not seen this flix yet (or lately) rent a copy.

[QUOTE=Silvio]If you guys have seen this cute little thing on CL. This is the same gal. Shes very adorable very petite ebony beauty. Shes looks the gal the in her pics from her site at sensualtoucheschicago dot com. Her massage is ok and her techniques for the HE can use some more attention. Overall a disappointment. She performs the HJ with a cover...at first I thought I was getting a CBJ but it didn't work that way. To make matters worse she topless with a smoking body but you CAN'T TOUCH I'm like WTF. Shes adorable but her service doesn't match up. I won't repeat[/QUOTE]

That website is one of the best massage-only sites I can recall, but don't be fooled by it! You will get the condom treatment. Some really nice pix of her, though.

I saw this chick YEARS ago, in an extended stay hotel in Lombard or Downers. She took her top off and gave a lame HJ - not sensual at all! No teasing, just jerk. Admittedly she was way young back then - maybe she has matured and gotten more sexy since then, but according to Silvio it doesn't sound like it.

If any of you guys have a membership on TER, can you tell us if her reviews mention the condom, or a glove, during the HJ? Her ratings on TER seem way too high for someone using a condom for a HJ.

This is one to avoid. Go ahead and enjoy the website, but spend your money elsewhere, guys!

I have stopped in to "The Spa" at the La Salle location a few times and haven't had much luck getting more than some hand action. Is there more available? If so, who should I see and how much will the tip need to be?

I was in Oakbrook recently and had the urge. I believe Yuri from up north had an office on Midwest Rd. Near Butterfield, anyway there used to be an EMP there, so I called and asked if he still had the office in Oakbrook-I received a quick no and a prompt hang up. So, I figured I'd knock on the door of the place and see what happens. The place is operated by Chinese now. 65 door, so-so massagy. 7 CBJ. Girl 5-6 at best.

A few days later I received pretty much the same service from the same girl at Rose, they have to be related or she works at both places. So, If you're out west you just might run into a familiar face from the CT area.

I want to know if anyone can tell me the names of the better looking girls at sen in china town that provide extras.

Thanks

Anyone seen her? Please PM me if you have info. Thanks!

Can anyone please tell me which are the better looking providers at sen in china town that provide extras?

Thanks.

Been seeing this post on CL, Andrea, Latin Massage Therapist, under the Therapeutic.

Any info?

Hi guys,

Its been a while since i have been able to get back on here. Computer access problems.

Looking for info about these two from CL.

have any of you sampled Angela from Des Plaines? and also any of you sample this one from the Gold Coast area? she has a smoking body for sure.

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I Got rid of the junk from the rest of the post. let me know if you think there are legit.

Hi All,

I'm new here and have been doing some reading. Frequent visitor of AMPs and EMPs. Came over from another site to check things out and the forums seem pretty active!

To the point, Does anyone have any info on the South Side Special listed on CL under therapeutic services posts 3-4x per day?

Never had a chance to stop in but did a drive by and called, a man ansered and I asked for info on massage appointments I was then handed off to a Euro sounding woman who basically stated walk ins are always welcome. I have noticed the ads in the last 6 weeks or so. If it is the place I seen it is part of a barber shop/hair salon? The ads some times use key words but occasionally notice an ad that states. Non-sexual.

Any info would be appreciated.

Thanks

Hey guys, Anyone out there ever pull their schwanz out and find the condom covered with little white-yellowish specks? The provider seemed to have multiple orgasms, so could it be related to that, or is it just a banal "yeast infection" (great, I'm sure, for making home-made bread)?

First of all Antonio, please warn me before the next time you use the term "banal yeast infection. " The rest of my toast this morning (fresh from the bakery no less) just didn't seem as appealing.

Anyway, stopped by BD on N Lincoln Tuesday evening and had called ahead to see if Ada was available. I know there are a couple mediocre to poor reviews on BD but with 1 exception, I've always seen Ada and she's always given good service with a smile. Walked in the door and seemed to be about the only one there. Mamasan rang me up for half hour. 45 plus. 10 for table shower. Another mid/late 30-something girl (equally if not more attractive then Ada) showed me to my room. Stretched out uncovered on the table and got a warm greeting from Ada when she walked in. Had probably been 6-8 months since I had paid them a visit. Gave me a decent table shower but recommended that I skip it (and the charge) and just take a regular shower afterward because "owner" says TS time comes out of your half or full hour. Kind of shady considering you're paying for it but I made a mental note of her advice and didn't make an issue out of it. After a nice towel down, back to the room for a good, if abbreviated, massage and a skillful HE to finish. Tipped. 40 and she seemed happy. A few other quick thoughts on Ada. It took a couple trips for her to trust me but now can get a HE or CBJ without pre-negotiation. Unless she's BS'ing me, her English actually seems worse than it used to be. For those who like/dislike it, be aware that she isn't shy about knocking on the back door, so to speak.

Overall:

Looks: 6/7. Cute face, decent body, probably late 30s

TS: 4. Don't like the house's policy on time

Massage: 6. I've had longer ones that were considerably better

Finish: 8

Random question for the group. This will probably be too vague for anyone to respond but does anyone recall an asian apartment (number from CAD) in Rosemont near the water tower? I went there a couple times several years ago and had great times with this little asian chick who looked hot (loved the black & white stripe knee socks), performed great (small, flexible, liked a variety of positions) and was fun/sweet to top it off (liked to lie around afterward and learn a few more english words, laugh, etc.). When I attempted to look up the number for subsequent trips, I think they either pulled it off the website or it was transferred to someone else. Fond memories, just thought I'd ask!

Sexy females at Elle Homme Spa by Green and Adams give that place a try.