The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;2412688]After reading all the complaints and the idiotic comments from my mongering in shower post I thought I should AGAIN clarify a few things to you fucking idiots. Its a shame because I was told over and over how smart all you senior members are and how dumb all the rest of us are. My question Is simple, Of all the people on this great forum who claim to be this and that and all that be. S. Why is it that A2 was the only one who actually understood my post? Now I am not saying A2 agreed with my post or anything I said but after reading his response, A2 I think got exactly where I was coming from. A2 and other mongers here are indeed considerate mongers and I truly respect that. I'm not knocking that at all. However my point of that post was to say no matter how an SP may think her pussy is gold, its NOT! Cash fucking talks! The customer in MY opinion is always fucking right in the mongering world! I have a few SP'S that I talk with on fb after meeting them in mostly south and central america and they are beautiful SP'S but guess what, here is what they shared with me, this from an actual SP. Most girls that work in a terma or casa in other countries normally service about 15 to 20 mongers a day! Maybe more on a weekend. As there job is an SP in that terma or casa they have to make a certain amount of money just to barely break even with a few dollars of there own when they leave to go home. An SP on more than one occasion told me that she fucks ALL guys showered or not, bad breathe, bad feet, dirty clothes, missing teeth etc etc because that is her fucking JOB! If a monger shows up to a session you service that monger! Regardless of his personal or physical appearance! The girls in Central and south america aint kicking guys out over a damm shower! The USA is indeed different but the same rules should apply to all these fucking girls here as well! The customer in the hobby world is always fucking right! No fucking questions asked!

My very good friend did NOT get kicked out over a shower! My post never said that, all you have to do is know how to fucking read and that includes my good friend SP Jenna who has the nerve to come on her and complain about one of my posts! Porky as I call her can and should put me on fucking ignore! Hell all yall motherfuckers complain about this or that can just click ignore. I actually thought I was the only one that truly read my posts because I do like what the fuck I have to say! LOL! My friend ws NOT kicked out of room. After she flipped out because he simply asked to use her shower he headed for the door with all his cash, she jumped in front of him and begged him to stay. Now could he have left the room because he was pissed about being declined use of her magical bathroom? Of course, but he stayed there not only to fuck an bad ass ex porn star but to fuck her dumb ass out of pure spite!! In other words since this SP thinks her pussy is gold I'm going to fuck her with my dirty dick and balls and ass and everything else. Out of spite. Some of you still may not understand this post and that's ok, fuck you and you don't have to understand it and YES some mongers with the coin do have 500 bucks an hour to blow on pussy! I'm not one of them and even if I was I still wouldn't do it but that's just me. So all you nice guys out there that treat the SPS with respect and dinners and lunch go ahead.

Me personally aint buying your ass clothes, I aint tipping you, I aint bringing you a fucking coffee, I aint bringing you food, gum, candy, condoms, fruit or whatever else the fuck you want. I show up we say hello, you suck my dick, you fuck me, I fuck you, I bust my nut and I'm out the fucking door looking for my next pussy date! These are just MY opinions and MY views, please don't agree with me on anything I say, fellas keep being the pussies that you all are![/QUOTE]Oh yea, I get it now.

Once again.

Last time I checked, fucking was a two-way street. Customer is right because he has the coin. But what he gets for that coin also depends on the SP. IMHO only pussy-starved pussies call respectful gentlemen pussies! We all have different games and it can vary with the lady. Last time I was in a latin-american country and a fine lady (named Luiza) wanted cientos, I've never paid that much outside US, but I told her that if she was worth it, she would receive it. Four days and about two dozen nuts later, I almost forgot to give her the money and she didn' ask as I took her to her house. That is what I call bang for the buck. So let's all go find a compatible sex partner and release all of that repressed sexual energy fucking instead of opining ad nauseum here! My. 02.

Chris,

It seems the more you write the more holes there are in your stories. I think it is total bull shit, or, at least, only about halfway true. Also, you may also hold the record for the most ladies that won't see you. Nice strategy.

As for Jenna, trust me, she doesn't need a White Knight, she can hold her own.

And, Jenna, just in case he ever calls your service, not knowing it is YOUR service, you should send the Mexican, the one that is bat shit crazy, you know the one? Holy shit. Can you say John Wayne Bobbitt? Paybacks are hell.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2412688]After reading all the complaints and the idiotic comments from my mongering in shower post I thought I should AGAIN clarify a few things to you fucking idiots. Its a shame because I was told over and over how smart all you senior members are and how dumb all the rest of us are. My question Is simple, Of all the people on this great forum who claim to be this and that and all that be. S. Why is it that A2 was the only one who actually understood my post? Now I am not saying A2 agreed with my post or anything I said but after reading his response, A2 I think got exactly where I was coming from. A2 and other mongers here are indeed considerate mongers and I truly respect that. I'm not knocking that at all. However my point of that post was to say no matter how an SP may think her pussy is gold, its NOT! Cash fucking talks! The customer in MY opinion is always fucking right in the mongering world! I have a few SP'S that I talk with on fb after meeting them in mostly south and central america and they are beautiful SP'S but guess what, here is what they shared with me, this from an actual SP. Most girls that work in a terma or casa in other countries normally service about 15 to 20 mongers a day! Maybe more on a weekend. As there job is an SP in that terma or casa they have to make a certain amount of money just to barely break even with a few dollars of there own when they leave to go home. An SP on more than one occasion told me that she fucks ALL guys showered or not, bad breathe, bad feet, dirty clothes, missing teeth etc etc because that is her fucking JOB! If a monger shows up to a session you service that monger! Regardless of his personal or physical appearance! The girls in Central and south america aint kicking guys out over a damm shower! The USA is indeed different but the same rules should apply to all these fucking girls here as well! The customer in the hobby world is always fucking right! No fucking questions asked!

My very good friend did NOT get kicked out over a shower! My post never said that, all you have to do is know how to fucking read and that includes my good friend SP Jenna who has the nerve to come on her and complain about one of my posts! Porky as I call her can and should put me on fucking ignore! Hell all yall motherfuckers complain about this or that can just click ignore. I actually thought I was the only one that truly read my posts because I do like what the fuck I have to say! LOL! My friend ws NOT kicked out of room. After she flipped out because he simply asked to use her shower he headed for the door with all his cash, she jumped in front of him and begged him to stay. Now could he have left the room because he was pissed about being declined use of her magical bathroom? Of course, but he stayed there not only to fuck an bad ass ex porn star but to fuck her dumb ass out of pure spite!! In other words since this SP thinks her pussy is gold I'm going to fuck her with my dirty dick and balls and ass and everything else. Out of spite. Some of you still may not understand this post and that's ok, fuck you and you don't have to understand it and YES some mongers with the coin do have 500 bucks an hour to blow on pussy! I'm not one of them and even if I was I still wouldn't do it but that's just me. So all you nice guys out there that treat the SPS with respect and dinners and lunch go ahead.

Me personally aint buying your ass clothes, I aint tipping you, I aint bringing you a fucking coffee, I aint bringing you food, gum, candy, condoms, fruit or whatever else the fuck you want. I show up we say hello, you suck my dick, you fuck me, I fuck you, I bust my nut and I'm out the fucking door looking for my next pussy date! These are just MY opinions and MY views, please don't agree with me on anything I say, fellas keep being the pussies that you all are![/QUOTE]

C3 I thought you were out of town old man? Surely the so called professor of life has MUCH better things to do with his vacation time to than to chat with fucked up ole me!! LOL.

Keep thinking and saying my story is not true and blah blah blah blah, You really think I care what you think? Really? Your a lonely old man and the only thing you have left is your wallet, dick, board buddies and stories that you tell that I personally could care less about? What the fuck is a marshall field? See that's what I mean your stories to me make no fucking sense old man. So go fucking take a SP out to lunch or dinner or wherever the hell you are and put your arms around her and parade her thru the restaurant and be proud to be an old man with a young SP on his arms so everyone can continue to see how cool you are.

Just saying.

[QUOTE=FrankCuba;2413012]Last time I checked, fucking was a two-way street. Customer is right because he has the coin. But what he gets for that coin also depends on the SP. IMHO only pussy-starved pussies call respectful gentlemen pussies! We all have different games and it can vary with the lady. Last time I was in a latin-american country and a fine lady (named Luiza) wanted cientos, I've never paid that much outside US, but I told her that if she was worth it, she would receive it. Four days and about two dozen nuts later, I almost forgot to give her the money and she didn' ask as I took her to her house. That is what I call bang for the buck. So let's all go find a compatible sex partner and release all of that repressed sexual energy fucking instead of opining ad nauseum here! My. 02.[/QUOTE]You kept an SP for 4 DAYS!! And you got 12 nuts! AND only paid her a 100 bucks? WOW, I truly compliment you Sir!! I am in awe of your post. You're definitely my kind of guy to hang out with that's for fucking sure.

Keep up the good work.

[QUOTE=Kj5811;2412659]Sexy, confident and not willing to to take shit from a moron. Damn I am so hot for you right now.[/QUOTE]Be sure to bring her food and demand a discount brother!

Smh.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2413101]Be sure to bring her food and demand a discount brother!

Smh.[/QUOTE]Would not mind something with a good bottle of wine. Good suggestion.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2413092]C3 I thought you were out of town old man? Surely the so called professor of life has MUCH better things to do with his vacation time to than to chat with fucked up ole me!! LOL.

Keep thinking and saying my story is not true and blah blah blah blah, You really think I care what you think? Really? Your a lonely old man and the only thing you have left is your wallet, dick, board buddies and stories that you tell that I personally could care less about? What the fuck is a marshall field? See that's what I mean your stories to me make no fucking sense old man. So go fucking take a SP out to lunch or dinner or wherever the hell you are and put your arms around her and parade her thru the restaurant and be proud to be an old man with a young SP on his arms so everyone can continue to see how cool you are.

Just saying.[/QUOTE]You may have to look up that word in a book called a dictionary. There is a free app for it too, that's FREE! Here is some assistance- "an extremely ignorant person". Marshall Fields was one of the great Retailers of this country! But alas they and Gimbals and Lord & Taylor and so many more of the old school retailers (Sears and J. See. Penny not far from following their fate) have been displaced by Walmart and Target. Quite the parallel between us old mongers who respect QUALITY as well as value in our SP choices vs you young disrespectful ignoramus mongers who are in Isle 3 looking for the blue light specials!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2412688]

Me personally aint buying your ass clothes, I aint tipping you, I aint bringing you a fucking coffee, I aint bringing you food, gum, candy, condoms, fruit or whatever else the fuck you want. I show up we say hello, you suck my dick, you fuck me, I fuck you, I bust my nut and I'm out the fucking door looking for my next pussy date! These are just MY opinions and MY views, please don't agree with me on anything I say, fellas keep being the pussies that you all are![/QUOTE]Bring your own condoms, always.

[QUOTE=MoreMike147;2412638]It sounds amazing! LOL.[/QUOTE]Maybe you and Jazak should hook up then if those are your inclinations.

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I show up we say hello, you suck my dick, you fuck me, I fuck you, I bust my nut and I'm out the fucking door looking for my next pussy date! [/QUOTE]Well that sums it up. If that's all you're looking for out of a dream, then that's your choice. Maybe when you get a little older (and hopefully much wiser) you will find that there is so much more to be experienced when spending an hour with a woman.

Speaking of dreams, I had a real dream about you last night, Chris5. See below!

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2412865]Go tell your stories to someone who believes them. I will be utilizing this forums amazing BLOCK feature, since your long winded bullshit stories are quite boring anyhow. I may be Porky, but you're too small of a man to debate without name-calling. Now, back to the purpose of this forum. And please, go get laid. I'm sure there are plenty of girls on your level out walking the trail.[/QUOTE]Insult the trail girls like that! Lmao!

I thought Jag was a pompous jerk. You, really take the cake.

You have all kinds of people trying to tell you, if you would slow the fuck down, you might find things to be quite a bit more enjoyable. Everybody here has their (and yes, when it's a person, that's how to spell the word there. As in the bench over there looks wet) own style. Everyone readily accepts that. It's more about the way you have chosen to force your thoughts and opinions down our throats. I don't really understand the post about your buddy who paid a girl a $1,000 a month for several months then all of a sudden he can't use the shower. Unless you were trying to show us he is a complete idiot. Yeah, he put one over on her. She let him throw her around for a couple hours and made a grand.

You know, we really don't care what you do. We actually care less about you than you do about us. All any of us have ever done is try to show you how to make the whole thing work the best for you. Knock yourself out young fella. Fuck them all, fuck them hard. So glad we haven't damaged that ego of yours.

The rest of us all know who to stay away from.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2413298]Maybe you and Jazak should hook up then if those are your inclinations.[/QUOTE]Sliced bread!