Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RangerFree;5347663]Where is SXL, or what's their actual name.[/QUOTE][URL]google.com[/URL]: "sxl chicago" = 1460 S Michigan, Chicago 60605.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891[/URL]

Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.

Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.

[QUOTE=TexasTraveler;5342638]Thanks. I did some searching and it doesn't appear that anywhere else does a CIM. Amazing considering how large the city is. Maybe I can try Kelly.[/QUOTE]Where this place at and the namne thankd.

Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.

Kinda way. I was there last week to see Kelly, I rang the door bell, she answers the door, says it's good to see you again, etc but Kelly says 10 minute wait to see her, I go ok thinking I'll be in a room to wait but nope, she's says take a seat and it's the chairs by the front door, I'm thinking oh no. So I sit and Kelly goes back into the first room and I'm sitting there no one around. A few minutes later door 2 opens up and who I now know as Lilly releases her monger and we make awkward monger eye contact.

I let him squeeze past me and horrors of horrors the door is locked. Monger fumbles with the lock and he can't open it, so now he has to resqueez past me and by now Lilly has come back out and Kelly opens her door as well, so now both Kelly and monger have to resqueeze past me now and Kelly let's him out.

Awkward!. Kelly seemed to admonish Lilly in Kelly's native language and Lilly respond as well which surprised me cause at first when I saw lilly I was like wow, there's a Thai, based on Lilly's dark complexion.

Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;5349591]Kinda way. I was there last week to see Kelly, I rang the door bell, she answers the door, says it's good to see you again, etc but Kelly says 10 minute wait to see her, I go ok thinking I'll be in a room to wait but nope, she's says take a seat and it's the chairs by the front door, I'm thinking oh no. So I sit and Kelly goes back into the first room and I'm sitting there no one around. A few minutes later door 2 opens up and who I now know as Lilly releases her monger and we make awkward monger eye contact.

I let him squeeze past me and horrors of horrors the door is locked. Monger fumbles with the lock and he can't open it, so now he has to resqueez past me and by now Lilly has come back out and Kelly opens her door as well, so now both Kelly and monger have to resqueeze past me now and Kelly let's him out.

Awkward!. Kelly seemed to admonish Lilly in Kelly's native language and Lilly respond as well which surprised me cause at first when I saw lilly I was like wow, there's a Thai, based on Lilly's dark complexion.

Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.[/QUOTE]In these types of situations, I usually point at the other mongers dick, turn towards the provider, and say something along the lines of "I thought you gave up sucking the little ones. ".

Usually ends the awkwardness immediately.

Anyone has any recent info about this place?

Tried researching but didn't get anything recent about it. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=Wirelessone;5349591]Anyway. S&L is getting crowded and I normally don't monger in spas in the first of the month but I was leaving Chicago Sunday night and wanted to fit a visit to Kelly in.[/QUOTE]I've had a lot of awkward moments in that place with female customers, dudes who want to pretend that we are there for a therapeutic massage, etc. Still one of the better places even if it can be a little busy.

[QUOTE=BigLouWho;5348889]Went there and the Mamasan tried to get me to have a session with a woman who could have been her mother. Had to be 70. I know a huge boobs girl named Linda works there and tried to ask for her though I haven't had a session with her. She was busy though so I declined and settled for cheap foot massage because I was there as a couple and couldn't exactly slip next door to Yun Ping. I'll go there next when I have some private time and make a report. I won't repeat here though. Need to find a good couples massage place where they have men to do legit for the S. O. And a discrete frisky girl for me.[/QUOTE]Wow Mamasan at jin ding is a old old friend of mind, Jin Ding not good, Elaine mamasan Yun ping now at jinding boss in name only. I'm handicapped.

Elaine came out side to help me up the curb. Told me 50. A hour. Linda took me to the room, she keep saying massage only. 70 bucks she ask me for.

I told her the boss said 50. They talk a little in Chinese still 70 I left. Mamasan said soory I left.

Did she what "more" was or what else was on the menu? Did Tina lose any clothes or allow roaming? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;5347886][URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/186891[/URL]

Visited the red table latinas, price was 200 for HHR, a lot for a HJ but it's a multi pop deal (an hr is 300 and includes more). Located on a busy street in a discreet store front, place is clean and the girl Tina wore a mask and hand me sanitize my hands before the session began. Table is as it appears in the pictures but a down side is there isn't a head rest so your face is on a pillow that elevates your head a bit which is a bit uncomfortable to me being stomach down. Whether you visit this place or somewhere else, everyone in this hobby should try a milking table, it's a completely different experience. Tina gave such a great HE under the table that I didn't know if she was using her hand or mouth. She's probably in her late 30's or early 40's but looks good.

Probably not for everyone considering what you can get for the same money elsewhere, but it was an experience. Maybe a 30% chance I'd return.[/QUOTE]

Took the plunge with her last week. I went back after seeing her and I don't think the pics are of her. She is Polish, around 5'8 probably around 150 lbs, dirty blonde hair, late 30's to early 40's. Great tits, some minor cottage cheese on ass and back of legs, very minor stretch marks on stomach. She was very open and sensual, covered BJ, FS was 100. Was very responsive to daty. Pretty face and beautiful eyes. She acted in every way as though she was really into the session, I finished up early and there was no rushing me out but she just caressed me, that was very nice. , If her physical description suits your tastes I would highly recommend.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;5352269]Took the plunge with her last week. I went back after seeing her and I don't think the pics are of her. She is Polish, around 5'8 probably around 150 lbs, dirty blonde hair, late 30's to early 40's. Great tits, some minor cottage cheese on ass and back of legs, very minor stretch marks on stomach. She was very open and sensual, covered BJ, FS was 100. Was very responsive to daty. Pretty face and beautiful eyes. She acted in every way as though she was really into the session, I finished up early and there was no rushing me out but she just caressed me, that was very nice. , If her physical description suits your tastes I would highly recommend.[/QUOTE]I saw her too. She didn't have a lot of info so decided to try for myself.

Good description of her and her services. She's a good looking girl. If you like Jessica you'll like her. They both have that same sexy Slavic MILF vibe going on.

She has a really nice ass. Good shape and bounces nicely from doggy.

I got BBBJ from her. Not sure if the CBJ was your choice or what. Good GFE experience overall.

I would rate her top 3 among the CLM girls I've seen who still work there.

[QUOTE=AngelBravo;5343948]I saw her today, but didn't partake. They where booked and made me wait 15 minutes and I simply couldn't make my personal appointments. I did go up and talk to her directly to apologize to her directly but also to get some info on her looks.

She looks young, easily in her 20's Height about 5'2 Weight about 125-130. The booker told me she was Latina, given this information she looks to be Puerto Rican with very curly hair. She can pass as a light skinned African American. She does have big Light Brown eyes and a nice smile and a round clear skin Face. She seemed super nice and is somewhat new to the biz. I didn't get a very good look at her body but she seemed to have a big butt and I wouldn't classify her as Petite, more like average. I'll be honest she wasn't my body type, and I typically don't go for African American looking women so I didn't mind passing up but if she's your type then it can't go wrong.[/QUOTE]Thanks, that's good intel. I'm very curious to see if there are any reports about her menu and services. I don't think any of their last four or so new hires do anything other than L1. I've personally seen two of them to TOFTT and other than LFK couldn't get anything from their menu to open up at all.

Unless someone has a great report for someone new, I have a couple of regulars there who I'm happy with and I don't think I will see anybody new. But I definitely took a few for the team and I hope more people like you can return the favor with other girls.

5-16-21 Chicagoland Massage CLM roster.

Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.

Changes:

Zara is new.

Lexi is back

More info needed:

Sandy. I've seen her while visiting someone else and she's really hot. Tall blonde girl. Looked younger than 30. There's only one review so far, though, and very limited information.

Sophie. Only one review: "Can take a pounding but a horrible attitude. Didn't rush me but didn't make me feel welcomed. She will satisfy the little guy but with a straight face. " No details about menu or upcharges. She resembles Bella a little but is taller. Same chubby body type.

Zara. No reviews of service yet, but is either afro-latina or black but branding as Latina for more money (can't blame her, it's a real thing). Young, thick, sexy looking. But no info on the menu yet. Booker said she's popular and wasn't available the two times I tried to see her. Would love for someone to chime in.

Review summaries:

Natalia (formerly Sandra). Older Colombian MILF. Late-30's to early 40's. Face is ok but still has a really nice body (pretty sure neither of the photos is her). Apparently gives the best massage of the bunch if you can make it that far. She gets very very horny sometimes and will spend the entire hour fucking if you're up for it. Great GFE experience with BBBJ, cfs, greek all on the table. YMMV on upcharge. She will fuck you without even discussing price sometimes and you give whatever you like. Definitely the most girlfriend-like of the bunch.

Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, DATY, DFK, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro blonde with an awesome body. 38 - 40. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge. Very open minded other than Greek. Probably wears the best lingerie of the group and probably the most sexually uninhibited other than Natalia. The PSE to Natalia's GFE but they're both horny MILFS.

Sarah. Late 30's MILF. Same "type" as Jessica (sexy, older, Polish horny girl who dresses sexy). Good menu. GFE with DATY, DFK, BBBJ, CFS all available. Great body without a lot of baby damage or age damage, pretty face. Great ass. All round good time, especially if you're good at DATY.

Suzie (Jenny) - young (early 20's?) and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. I don't think anybody new has reported BBBJ in over a year so it might be her long time regulars only anymore. I know I couldn't get anywhere and I'm very persuasive. Probably the hottest girl on the roster and probably the most popular because she's young and hot and has a persona that plays up the young angle. $150 - $200 upcharge.

Isabelle. Most likely the youngest girl on the roster. Those aren't her photos but she's probably the second hottest girl there after Suzie. Very young looking (maybe 18-20?) black girl, amazing little spinner body, with a perfect ass but A cups. Maybe small B. But HR only. No other extras available. She's sweet but very quiet and somewhat disengaged. Be careful she will encourage you to come back for a wider menu but will never happen.

Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.

Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude but also doesn't have any sexy outfits. Very conservative. Will keep you talking (or keep talking) to avoid anything other than her lightly rubbing your back. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.

Bella. Thick girl but very cute with a good menu. Apparently three holes available. BBBJ and DATY were offered. Very sweet and nice attitude. Mid to late 20's. The rare CLM girl who is younger than 30 but enjoys sex. She's a little on the chubby side IMO but some guys describe her as thick. She does have a nice ass, though. She might be the best compromise between service and youth. $100 - $150 upcharge.

Lilly. Attractive Latina. Boob job. No GFE. $300 upcharge for FS. $150 for CBJ. Was apparently GFE pre-COVID. She's a cute Latina around 23-26 years of age, with long sometimes curly hair. Muscular is not the best way to describe her. She's simply works out but has actually gotten on the thicker side as the time has passed on. She speaks Spanish better than English and is actually quite warm and comforting. YMMV but she allows you to Roam quite a bit before the upcharges.

Laura. Tall, thin eastern European. GFE FS available (feedback seems to be a little inconsistent on this point). $100 upcharge for 30 minutes + $50 for BBBJ. $150 upcharge for an hour. Reviews are mixed on her personality. Some say she's transactional and some say she's warm and friendly.

Melissa. Blonde MILF. GFE FS dfk daty were all on the menu but things may have changed after Covid as the most recent review had everything covered. Great attitude, great reviews. Only downside is that she's significantly older than photos suggest. $100 - $150 Upcharge.


Lexi. Pics apparently deceptive or fake. About 15 pounds heavier and shorter than she appears. Charges $1/$2 for BJ / FS, feedback generally negative.

If you have any extra information on any of these girls or want to clarify or dispute anything, reply here and I'll update the next version. Also if I missed anyone who is currently om the roster, please reply and I'll add.

Does anyone know where Yuyu or Kelly from the now closed Relax Spa are at.

Best Providers please help locate my friends.