Not-so-Happy at the Hospital
So I made my first trip to the hospital last week. After everything I'd read on here, I was expecting an experience approaching Nirvana. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. After ringing the bell and knocking, I was finally met at the door by Happy. I had hoped she was the MMS, but given her outfit, I figured she was a therapist. She wasn't BAD looking. Just not especially good looking, either.
Paid the house fee and was shown to the shower. The solo stand up kind. After I showered, Happy came back to my room. I asked for a lineup but was soundly rejected. So Happy proceeded with a passable massage. After the flip, she explained my options. I wasn't terribly enthusiastic about any of them simply because I wasn't enthusiastic about the therapist.
Will probably repeat, hoping for a different therapist.
Ed Reed? Really? Disrespectful
Now I know you're not really the Raven's star safety, because I just saw him on video in French Qtr enjoying Mardi Gras yesterday. You need to change your moniker. Just not right on heels of his first SB Ring. You must be a steelers fan, so change your name to "Big Ben the Molester", or "Mendenhahl Bin Laden", or "Dancin Cheap Shot Artist Hines", or perhaps "AFC North 3rd Place Team Fan". I know this board isn't about football, so sorry (not really).
[QUOTE=Ed Reed;1678172]Hey yall first post here. Only MP I've been to here in the Baltimore area is JHH. Been there a number of times and had success until about a month ago. I had some of the same problems some of you are reporting. I see a hot looking girl, but end up with the older lady, and she won't let me get a lineup. I don't know their names. Anyway, the whole experience was the worst I'd had there but that's not the worst part. As I was leaving I saw a cop car just idling in the driveway. I had parked in the back and as I rolled out, he was just staring me down. Definitely a scary experience. I have a strong feeling the old hospital won't be around that much longer, and needless to say, I haven't been back since. This was in the beginning of January.[/QUOTE]