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[QUOTE=RocketManP;5339107]Nah, you said 99% in your initial post title LOL.

In all seriousness, my point is I'm not sure why you'd go further after the words "gift card" were mentioned without at least some creative trolling of her. All good tho. Like you've said, one point for the good guys.[/QUOTE]I was trolling the second girl for the sake of establishing that 1- she was the same person behind multiple scam ads on listcrawler 2- I didn't know she was the same scammer until I answered her ad; hence the 99% of the first post. 3- I already knew once she asked for a gift card that they were one and the same. 4- I led her on so I could get a screen shot and post here so the guy who initially asked one of us to toftt wouldn't get fleeced. Notice my 'fuck you and your reasons' to her.

Not that complicated, dude.

[QUOTE=Domino727;5339126]I was trolling the second girl for the sake of establishing that 1- she was the same person behind multiple scam ads on listcrawler 2- I didn't know she was the same scammer until I answered her ad; hence the 99% of the first post. 3- I already knew once she asked for a gift card that they were one and the same. 4- I led her on so I could get a screen shot and post here so the guy who initially asked one of us to toftt wouldn't get fleeced. Notice my 'fuck you and your reasons' to her.

Not that complicated, dude.[/QUOTE]The scam that domino exposed is a new one but is ingenious. The girl asks where you are, and about 45 seconds later, she says she is at an incall within a few miles. I am an old fart and did not even know what cash app is. Before I looked into the cash app, I cruised by the address given and it is a building I know in the area and play poker at. No way it is being rented. So I used another number and said I was in the fucken valley. Lo and behold, same girl is also there and wants a cash app.

First off, never send a deposit, but furthermore, ask the girl where she is first, if she asks where you are at you tell her it is none of her business, she is not coming to your place and knocking the dicks out of your mouth.

Anyone try el clasificado? I see there's tons. Many look fake based off pictures but some look legit? I'm into Latinas so wouldn't mind trying. Obviously I don't do gift cards or deposit up front. Anyone have luck or are most / all scams?

The price of mongering is really ridiculous.

Thankfully we are not in NYC.

I think many of us know laurenb. A good body and ability to not be high all the time, but there is something totally ratchet about her. Like you would not pay even middle dollar for her. I think I recently paid her 16 t0 and was ashamed.

Look at this:

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/New-York/Manhattan/Laurenb[/URL]

240 for FS from Laurenb is really outrageous.

[QUOTE=Mitchelleces45;5344803]Anyone try el clasificado? I see there's tons. Many look fake based off pictures but some look legit? I'm into Latinas so wouldn't mind trying. Obviously I don't do gift cards or deposit up front. Anyone have luck or are most / all scams?[/QUOTE]I am a frequent visitor to the house on Broadway and 62nd. A few facts regarding these grind out cathouses:

1- You see hundreds of ads on clasificado, leading you to believe that there are literally hundreds of cathouses spread throughout the city. When in fact, there just aren't that many. Each house has about ten burner phones assigned to it. Just look at the addresses on the ads. If you see San Pedro and 94th, San Pedro and 88th, Main and 94th, they are all the same house, using these different lines.

2- I have been fucking a chick on the bed (presumably the same one 78 guys used before me, they don't seem to bother changing sheets) and she has had 12 cell phones splayed out on the bed next to her. There is an incessant ringing and chirping filling the air as horn dogs from around the city (this means you) call at will. It is like dysfunctional, disjointed Christmas music coming in from a pirate radio station somewhere in El Salvador. Anyway, she answered every single call while I was pumping from behind. Didn't miss a beat. How romantic. Anyway, she is a busy gal. A cold blooded entrepreneur with zero pulse and even less patience for bullshit. She made plans throughout our encounter, stacking up guys in 20 minute intervals like the scene from Die Hard 2 where Bruce fucking Willis stacks up jet liners over Dulles Intl in 1000 foot increments.

3- It is $60. No tip required. But beware. You have to nut quickly or they will get angry. As soon as I stick my dick inside her she is asking if I already came. Yeah, not one for small talk these girls. Very little emotion or physical contact. The blow job with a condom lasts approximately 3 seconds before she guides you into her cavernous twat. Yeah, that's right. I said cavernous twat because--

4- none of those pictures are real. I, of course, being blessed with the unquestionable wisdom of the great Dalai Lama, knew this beforehand. After all, you don't drive over to McDonalds to order Grade A certified prime rib. It just doesn't exist there. The girls are all illegal border jumpers from Mexico, Nicaragua, El salvador, Guatemala, new jersey, etc. And they are money hungry. So, take only the $60, less your wallet gets pilfered and lost down one of the many waiting holes. The girls are all fat and out of shape. Spread around them in a virtual fuckfest orgy of fast food are hamburger wrappers, napkins and straws and large sugary fountain drinks. The closest these girls get to a gym is when they drive past the local Planet Fitness on their way to the 7-11 to buy a crate of condoms for the day's consumption. So, what I'm saying is, don't expect a unicorn Christie Brinkley in the Ferrari. More like Frances McDormand in Nomadland.

5- OK. This is the most frustrating part. I have called multiple numbers and have been hung up on multiple times without reason. I ask about the ad in Spanish, I get hung up on. I call from a second burner number ten minutes later and ask in English about the ad I get hung up on. I change tact and say I am looking for the woman in the ad (name) and they hang up on me. i ask for a simple massage, they hang up on me. If I get through this first gauntlet they tell you to drive to a general location. Most of them are located in South Central LA. Parts of the city where you park your car and snap a before picture before exiting so you have something to show the insurance company of how your car looked like twenty minutes beforehand because now it is a rimless, worthless 3000 pound hunk of useless aluminum sitting on cinder blocks with the colorful local patois of the ghetto spray painted all over the side. Don't bring anything of value on your day trip to the barrio. Just DON'T! I have had to pick my way thru small groups of hardcore teenagers or angry 20 something year old black or Latino armies of the disaffected who glared at me like I was a delusional latter day Ethan Hunt White Lives Matter activist on a recruiting mission. In the wrong place at the wrong time, as they say. Like that stupid, misguided Christian missionary who visited that island off of India years ago and got blasted by a quiver full of arrows because he thought the word of God could transcend eons of primitive culture and suspicion.

6- So, I made it through the first gauntlet. I park and get out and only then will she tell you the exact location. Only now, it is across the street, and as you cross Broadway, or Main, or western you get the feeling that someone is watching you from one of the buildings she sent you to. They are usually latino based businesses. A furniture shop. A wood working shop. A small bodega. I have screwed the fattest gals in not so glamorous places.

7- if she doesn't like the way you look, or thinks you look like a cop, you will get ghosted from that moment on. Meaning you risked life and limb and a half-tankful of gas to get stood up by a fat feral hog who has never missed a meal in her life. This has happened to me about 90% of the time.

So, you've been indoctrinated into the ways of the darkside. May the force be with you.

Let me tell you guys they asked for cash app is a scam. She asked for a gift card it's a scam. If she says I need money for gas it's a scam.

I basically say the following. " how much how long cash only". And leave it at that. If they say anything. I'm not one of those girls. Right you know that there are one of those girls. This isn't the Los Angeles I know. My favorite though is the tire problem bad girls say I just had a flat tire I said okay send me a photo she sent me a photo of a sedan on blocks tires off. The next text I got oh tow truck driver wants to talk to you I get any text from some number I Google it it's a girl in Miami. First thing I say how's the weather in Miami that's it. I've never had so much crap pull On Me. I've been a monger 45 years but in the last nine months it's been hell watch your asses out there.

Coolhand.

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I visited with this girl, SNOW, today.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/california/los-angeles/female-escorts/2311705[/URL]

Took a few days to set up, was a little flakey, nothing crazy. 1. 5 for hhr. Very good price. Place was near the grove. She was not picking up, waited, I hoped it wasn't a scam. Then she wrote back, said sorry, she fell asleep. No prob. I go up to her nice but kinda messy pad and see she's not Asian (look at her pic) but a young white girl (my fav). Face is not great, but not bad at all. Huge tits Obv, but mostly she's laid back and cool. She says she's out of condoms and that her friend, who tricks too, has some. I ask if there's a two girl thing on the menu. She says yes. $3 for two them. I ask if 2. 5 will work. Her friend texts yes. Then she goes to the store for condoms while I wait outside. The friend never did show up, so I paid 1. 5 and we got naked. She put on the condom and I was not hard at all. I said 'this might be difficult' she said 'no it won't be' and she was right. She gave very good, no teeth head and I was hard as a rock. I asked for reverse cowgirl, she said "I don't ride". I love that. In cars? How about the subway? Anyways we did mish, I kissed on her neck and pounded away as she let out pleasant noises with me. I came in about 3-4 minutes, in the condom, which sucks bc I'm used to HJ and sparks flying (literally) but it was good. No rushing me. Really nice girl. Can not wait to do her and the friend. She said I could fuck one while the other sucks on something, I dunno, I'm dizzy with expectations.

Give her a call!

[QUOTE=Domino727;5345786]I am a frequent visitor to the house on Broadway and 62nd. A few facts regarding these grind out cathouses:

1- You see hundreds of ads on clasificado, leading you to believe that there are literally hundreds of cathouses spread throughout the city. When in fact, there just aren't that many. Each house has about ten burner phones assigned to it. Just look at the addresses on the ads. If you see San Pedro and 94th, San Pedro and 88th, Main and 94th, they are all the same house, using these different lines.[/QUOTE]Haha this is pretty funny. Might only use this on severe but occasions if my app hooks ups go dry for a week or two then. $60 tho that's a nice price. But their shape is blah. Any chance they suck dick for those 20 min? That's all bigger girls how you described are good for tbh.

Guess what guys I got a text today from Carlos the moron he's going to go kill my family I'm scared don't worry Carlos I have hollow point 22X just waiting for you to come and knock on my door moron.

619 xxx-8396.

My name is carlos Aguilar you have been calling asking for photos and harassing several girls who work for me by.

Calling a different number for a different girl, we have been doing an investigation and we know where you live, where.

You work and everything about you and your family and if you don't pay or reach an agreement with us to pay that money.

We are going to your house right now and we are going to kill your whole family.

[QUOTE=CoolHand66;5350843]Guess what guys I got a text today from Carlos the moron he's going to go kill my family I'm scared don't worry Carlos I have hollow point 22X just waiting for you to come and knock on my door moron.

619 xxx-8396.

My name is carlos Aguilar you have been calling asking for photos and harassing several girls who work for me by.

Calling a different number for a different girl, we have been doing an investigation and we know where you live, where.

You work and everything about you and your family and if you don't pay or reach an agreement with us to pay that money.

We are going to your house right now and we are going to kill your whole family.[/QUOTE]Nothing worse than a dump pimp. Did he at least offer you a way out of the killing of your whole family? Like if you cash apped him some $$.

I get these ridiculous women acting like cartel men who are going to kill me. I always give them a "Hahahahahahahahahah! Fuck off ****! They're just hoping that someone will take the bait.

Anyone got intel on sasha_valentina [URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Anaheim/Sasha_valentina_[/URL].

Well guys today I got Carlos's brother really dumb brother threatening me now cut up people pictures oh yeah I'm scared moron.

I uploaded the photos that moron sent me. Who do guys think they are.

[blue]There are web sites that specialize in posting that shit but we aren't one of them. These dismemberment photos are all over the web everybody knows the idiots who send them won't ever do it.

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Did anyone see her? Any info?

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