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After going back and forth about rates and location, I get to the dump hotel, and the girl doesn't look anything like the photo. I figure as long as I'm there may as well go for the ss. As I am getting ready to do the deed, she gets a text message and tells me she needs to run out and can I come back later. I think it was obvious why she had to run out. Don't let the picture fool you gents, she don't look anything like that.

Went to see valery & lucy yesterday. Had took the short with lucy my last two times, decided I'd see how valery felt this time. She always looks Thick in her jeans LOL. Lucy exited the room, valery gave me a solid CBJ, then she lubed me up and bent over. Slid in and pounced away for a solid 10 minutes, no complaints on her part, just a lotta sexy spanish slang LOL. Popped and was on my way.

I got to say, I can't name one complaint about either chick after now having made three visits. Cheap, to the point, and they're available what seems like every day. I prefer naomi, but when she isn't around I'm more than comfortable seeing val or luce.

[QUOTE=Wockster;2834406][URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-bombshell-visiting-sinfully-sweet-and-erotic-real-deal-hottie-italian-hotty/70975266[/URL]

After going back and forth about rates and location, I get to the dump hotel, and the girl doesn't look anything like the photo. I figure as long as I'm there may as well go for the ss. As I am getting ready to do the deed, she gets a text message and tells me she needs to run out and can I come back later. I think it was obvious why she had to run out. Don't let the picture fool you gents, she don't look anything like that.[/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO.

A snow bunny in the BX, the sighting of a unicorn WTF. IMHO when a snow bunny is posting in the BX, she is burnt out and two or three appointments away from retirement. Coming to the hood to do folks a favor? I don't think so.
Why do you say that you might ask? Because the Big Apple, Times Square, Madison Square Garden, Wall Street, the South Street Seaport....hell...MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN is a hop, skip and a jump away.

So a top notch snow bunny or average snow bunny or any color bunny can really just skip the Bronx and go get some real paper in MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN!
So when they post in the Bronx, for me, its a NO GO and at best a proceed with caution expect the worst and have a plan B. Some of these city streets have snow
bunnies hoping in cars for $20, don't get it twisted. A trip to a low budget NO TELL/ HOE TELL in the boogie down Bronx is an upgrade for them, so they might want take every appointment they get.
Not every girl has what it takes to enter the high end elite level of escorting, so if a girl is in a dusty ass telly, she is low budget plain and simple.

So if she fronted with an NBA policy "No Blacks Allowed", that is spit out your beer funny.

Fake pic, and I am not impressed with the fake pic, no beauty, no body, no booty, I would have done an about face and got out of dodge, never mind a SS or quickie. But to each his own. Thanks for the TOFTT mission aborted review.

True enough. A few years ago there was a great snowbunny near Montifiore. I wish I knew what happened to her.

[QUOTE=Whateva;2834734]ROTFLMAO.

A snow bunny in the BX, the sighting of a unicorn WTF. IMHO when a snow bunny is posting in the BX, she is burnt out and two or three appointments away from retirement. Coming to the hood to do folks a favor? I don't think so.
Why do you say that you might ask? Because the Big Apple, Times Square, Madison Square Garden, Wall Street, the South Street Seaport....hell...MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN is a hop, skip and a jump away.

So a top notch snow bunny or average snow bunny or any color bunny can really just skip the Bronx and go get some real paper in MONEY MAKING MANHATTAN!
So when they post in the Bronx, for me, its a NO GO and at best a proceed with caution expect the worst and have a plan B. Some of these city streets have snow
bunnies hoping in cars for $20, don't get it twisted. A trip to a low budget NO TELL/ HOE TELL in the boogie down Bronx is an upgrade for them, so they might want take every appointment they get.
Not every girl has what it takes to enter the high end elite level of escorting, so if a girl is in a dusty ass telly, she is low budget plain and simple.

So if she fronted with an NBA policy "No Blacks Allowed", that is spit out your beer funny.

Fake pic, and I am not impressed with the fake pic, no beauty, no body, no booty, I would have done an about face and got out of dodge, never mind a SS or quickie. But to each his own. Thanks for the TOFTT mission aborted review.[/QUOTE]

Facts. I had a young snow bunny BBW. At the Point. She disappear too. PM me if you know who I'm talking about. Been Wanting too Reconnect with her for the longest.

[QUOTE=Wockster;2835507]True enough. A few years ago there was a great snowbunny near Montifiore. I wish I knew what happened to her.[/QUOTE]

I contacted this trick to set something up. I loved the pics, then I read her ad. Smh.

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[QUOTE=Wockster;2835507]True enough. A few years ago there was a great snowbunny near Montifiore. I wish I knew what happened to her.[/QUOTE]QUIET all I hear is the sound of crickets churping in the slient darkness.

EMPTY. Dispite all the BP and CL posts, I do not see one good review lately in the Bronx Escort thread, maybe I missed it Maybe I need to go back a few years. Even BK has a PAWG's posting every now and then.

Who knows what the spring and summer may bring.

[QUOTE=BPAddicted;2835778]I contacted this trick to set something up. I loved the pics, then I read her ad. Smh.

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Just becareful out there tho. LOL.

Don't waste your time on this one.

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I was in the mood for a thick bbw, the pics looked decent and she was txt friendly.

The first day I contacted her she said she was only free in the evening which didn't work for me.

I txt her a few days later and she was available so I set something up, negotiated a rate and tried to upsell for bbj.

I tell her what I want she agrees, long story short we are in the room, I shower and ready to go then she tells me the BJ is just to get me hard.

I said I want a nice slow BJ take her time and the no's begin. She tries to jack hammer my shit.

So she tells me she'll do it how I like with a CBJ, I agree and still just very aggressive and won't follow direction, plus she was way bigger than I had hoped.

A couple of sarcastic words between us and I realize this wasn't going to go my way so I cut my losses and just ended it while I still had time to look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=BPAddicted;2835778]I contacted this trick to set something up. I loved the pics, then I read her ad. Smh.

[URL]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/y_o_u_r_e-g_o_n_n_a-l_o_v_e_m_e-exotic-mixed-princessincallsonly/73442548[/URL][/QUOTE]There are a few of them that post on the female side now. I saw a video of one giving head. The link you shared, I really doubt that person looks like that.

Anyone know if BBW Crystal from Moshulo is still active? I haven't seen her ads in a while.

[QUOTE=JayPlay42;2836376]Don't waste your time on this one.

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I was in the mood for a thick bbw, the pics looked decent and she was txt friendly.

The first day I contacted her she said she was only free in the evening which didn't work for me.

I txt her a few days later and she was available so I set something up, negotiated a rate and tried to upsell for bbj.

I tell her what I want she agrees, long story short we are in the room, I shower and ready to go then she tells me the BJ is just to get me hard.

I said I want a nice slow BJ take her time and the no's begin. She tries to jack hammer my shit.

So she tells me she'll do it how I like with a CBJ, I agree and still just very aggressive and won't follow direction, plus she was way bigger than I had hoped.

A couple of sarcastic words between us and I realize this wasn't going to go my way so I cut my losses and just ended it while I still had time to look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the TOFTT, I feel your pain. Sheesshh I remember back in the day all you had to do was let a big gurl get her eat on and you got outstanding head and booty to return the favor.

I searched a bit over the last couple of days, called a few, but was not motivated by the phone call and did not pursue any episodes, glad I did not. It is either the same old ads over and over or new ones that seem suspect. Sorry about this one here homie, it only means you are one step closer to meeting a diamond in the ruff and having a blast. So soldier on and do as much recon as possible whenever you step out.

So guys finally got some spare cash to waste and also time to spare so where do I go? Valarie: Lucy or Naomi need to hit one of them up real soon.

Here's my take:

Lucy is indeed a phat soft ass MILF. That's the only thing good I have to say. Long story short, I got there and only wanted the thick Mami. The thick Mami insisted I see both, I was like no thank you. I donate for more than a quickie (huge mistake) We get down to business. Less than 10 mins in and I swear to everything I love, the little elf (valery) pops out the closet saying "5 mineet or fineesh" "I'm like what? It hasn't even been 10 minutes. I don't argue, I clean up and dip. Waste of time and money.

[QUOTE=JjayBoy;2839183]Here's my take:

Lucy is indeed a phat soft ass MILF. That's the only thing good I have to say. Long story short, I got there and only wanted the thick Mami. The thick Mami insisted I see both, I was like no thank you. I donate for more than a quickie (huge mistake) We get down to business. Less than 10 mins in and I swear to everything I love, the little elf (valery) pops out the closet saying "5 mineet or fineesh" "I'm like what? It hasn't even been 10 minutes. I don't argue, I clean up and dip. Waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]I'm done, dudes are mad characters on this shit. "5 mineet or fineesh", I can't stop laughing.