The Prickyard

[QUOTE=INTravelingMan;3548339]Is not to use fax machines as they are outdated and leave those darned lines on the documents. And I especially do not like to use them in the bathroom as that could lead to problems like electrocution.

But more importantly, I prefer it when a woman swallows it and looks sexy instead of stupid.[/QUOTE]Now just because there may be newer methods of communication doesn't mean you should throw the baby out with the bath water esp when it is tried, true and tested. Although some flaws may exist those lines reflect the reliability and consistency of performance. The sounds emitted are well known and in days gone by created excitement that something was about to happen. And a little electricity while envolved in water activities just makes things more interesting. Next thing you'll want to throw out the good old Remington who's keys have been stroked often and always produced a desired result.

So as I sit in a pool in Phoenix where it was 111 yesterday I'll relish the memories of fail proof reliable equipment as I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.

[QUOTE=Avagddu;3545379]This is a classic case of how man-who*res get GDS. This is so over market, even for Indy! First one she-monger pays this ridiculous rate, then someone pipes in $$24 hrs is cheap! Next thing you know the man-who*re in question thinks he's undercharging! Pretty soon there will be other she-Mongers white damseling for this guy, saying how he is so worth it and he's a "special" case. Next thing you know BP man-who*res start thinking that's the norm, and then the threads will start about how expensive these man-who*res are who are charging $$24 hrs straight out of the gate![/QUOTE]A few months ago IG was telling me he had an incall My response "I don't even want to know anything about him having an incall".

Or was it just me?

[QUOTE=Sarag;3549109]Now just because there may be newer methods of communication doesn't mean you should throw the baby out with the bath water esp when it is tried, true and tested. Although some flaws may exist those lines reflect the reliability and consistency of performance. The sounds emitted are well known and in days gone by created excitement that something was about to happen. And a little electricity while envolved in water activities just makes things more interesting. Next thing you'll want to throw out the good old Remington who's keys have been stroked often and always produced a desired result.

So as I sit in a pool in Phoenix where it was 111 yesterday I'll relish the memories of fail proof reliable equipment as I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sarag;3549109]I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.[/QUOTE]Who's stiff one did you have in your hands and I always love a woman who swallows.

Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO!

I could tell you some stories about my bad experiences. You might wonder why I still hobby. But I do it because I am a perv. And because you do meet some very nice providers. I will PM you one of my stories but it would be interesting to see if others would be willing to share.

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3553618]Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3553618]Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO![/QUOTE]How about a funny, strange client story?

About a year and a half ago I get a call from a guy asking if I do ferishes. Because that's such a broad category I asked specifics. Well the guy tells me he likes stinky feet. I've heard this one before. He proceeds to ask if I could put on some old shoes and walk around in them before he got there. Of course I said "sure" while in my mind clearly thinking, "he's not going to show", but hey I wasn't busy so on the off chance he would I put on some sneakers and went about my business. I'll be damned in he didn't show up in a brand new Tesla wearing a $1000 suit looking mighty fine.

And then it gets strange. Comes in side and he strips butt naked instant hard on and takes his belt off and proceeds to put it around his neck and starts to tighten it. Once I picked my jaw off the floor I said "umm I know we talked about stinky feet, (and with a stutter) but I don't do 'that'.

Calmly he replied, "that's ok, you aren't even going to touch me". "I just want to lay on the floor smelling and licking your feet while I jack myself off". Which he proceeded to do as he tightened the belt more. He did his thing, I got paid, and I have one weird ass memory to share.

And it didn't even involve a fax machine. LOL.

While in Vegas, a lady named Sexy Seven (see [URL]http://sexyse7en.escortfiles.com[/URL]) visited me for a late nighter at my hotel room. Everything was going fabulously when her Aunt Flo showed up for an unexpected visit. She was super apologetic about this! So she cleaned me up and herself too, then she finished me orally, including CIM. I was afraid the hotel would charge me for ruining a set of sheets, but I never heard anything about it! FWIW, I would see her again!

The next night, I was awakened by a commotion from next door. The guy must have met a lady downstairs in the casino and had his hands all over her on the way up in the elevator. She was bitching him out for this in the hallway, then the adjacent room. Things calmed down for a bit and the business part of transaction must have happened, then. He couldn't get it up!! He must have been kind of wasted, because this lady proceeded to scold him for about 30 minutes, then left in a huff. I opened my room door to size her up, and she immediately turned around and proposed that she 'come in for a drink' but I said, "sorry sweetie, you're not my type" and closed the door. Besides, I had much more fun the next night with Brianna Wildman!! (see [URL]https://twitter.com/briannawildman[/URL]).

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3553618]Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3553618]Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO![/QUOTE]When I lived in Dubuque I used to frequent a strip club there where I got to know 2 dancers quite well. One was of Korean heritage who used to see a regular outside the club. Her regular wanted her to wear stiletto heels and repeatedly kick him in the balls, and step on his penis and sack with the heels, all while being verbally degraded. That's it. She thought it was the most bizarre thing to want, but she got paid very well and he never even asked or attempted anything sexual. To each his own I guess, but I'll pass thank you very much!

This was worth price of admission today!

[QUOTE=Sarag;3553755]And it didn't even involve a fax machine. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Would a Speedway location be a potential point of concern? Might Seinfeld's Uncle be more likely to be spotted there?

Tosha Day, told this same story.

BG,

[QUOTE=Avagddu;3554304]When I lived in Dubuque I used to frequent a strip club there where I got to know 2 dancers quite well. One was of Korean heritage who used to see a regular outside the club. Her regular wanted her to wear stiletto heels and repeatedly kick him in the balls, and step on his penis and sack with the heels, all while being verbally degraded. That's it. She thought it was the most bizarre thing to want, but she got paid very well and he never even asked or attempted anything sexual. To each his own I guess, but I'll pass thank you very much![/QUOTE]

I don't know how many times people post links without photos or screenshots. Links suck. They expire, or the ad is deleted, and days / weeks / months later a new monger is asking about the same provider because details are lost. Post a screenshot, and a full review already!

Windows: alt+printscreen or the snipping tool.
Mac: command+shift+4.
Smart Phones have this capability as well.

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;3563937]Tosha Day, told this same story.

BG,[/QUOTE]I remember that story from Toshia quite well; she showed me the video the customer allowed her to take. He brought his own "punishment" table for the session. The table was round, wide and short such that when he laid on the floor, his junk would come through a purposely cut hole in the center. He would then let her unleash the pain on him. It wasn't really that nasty in the administration of pain but I was shaking my damn head to say the least. Yikes!

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This is not what we do. On the new version of the classifieds there will be a place for ladies to do this. As I understand it you are not in this busienss and you were not there when it happened so you have no idea what happened.

I know you have been here forever FF but I'm about up to here with you trying to bring hooker drama into the forum. I've told you about this before and if you don't knock it off you are going back on moderation.

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PS, yes I am aware this is a fight thread.[/blue]