Rants, Raves, and Opinions

Once again, I tryed assisting a begging newcomer. Don't trust Sprmdnr2022 unless you can afford to be squashed by your own words.

I recently was admonished for an indiscretion posted by me on the street walker forum. I apologize to everyone who may have been offended by my actions. I have been around a good long while and I should have known better. I particularly apologize to the young lady whom I posted about. I ignorantly posted her real Facebook page and I am sincerely sorry.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6230546]A couple million years ago, I found myself in La Crosse. With not much else to do, I made my way to the only massage parlor there. The black woman behind the desk was also the masseuse. I was thrilled to have a pretty, sexy Black woman work on my White Willy. Yes, the vision of a black hands on my pasty wiener is a turn on for me. I tried being affable and voluble as she began working on me, but she was buying none of it. Without any conversation she gripped Johnny Johnson with her right hand, ducked her left hand under my balls, and pressed on my choad. I very shortly ejaculated in a perfunctory and wholly unfulfilling orgasm. "How'd you do that?" I asked. She shrugged as she walked out the door, "You paid for it. ".

So I realized some time after that, she had applied external pressure to my prostate. Quick, efficient, unsatisfying. I can now relate to women who complain that their partner made them cum too soon. This is a completely different experience that having a beautiful woman shove a finger (or two, maybe) up your ass, lovingly stroke the internal head of your penis while she edges the shit out of your external Bobby. And Yes, after a couple centuries, I'm still waiting for this one. I may have a willing participant, so if I can make it happen, I will report.

Coochie (Wants the Right One) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]I can relate to the million years ago part. Scary to think that the women I first hooked up with are now in their 70's and may be grandmothers or great grandmothers. Saw your post about the pregnant girl. Tempting if she is full service.

[QUOTE=JimHoll;6242279]Once again, I tryed assisting a begging newcomer. Don't trust Sprmdnr2022 unless you can afford to be squashed by your own words.[/QUOTE]I want to publicly apologize to JimHoll for my indiscretion and exuberance in over-sharing with his UTR and want him and everyone to know I have learned my lesson and will do better. Public shaming and shunning has been intense. I hope Jim and everyone else can eventually forgive me and know I will fly straight from now on.

[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;6243573]I recently was admonished for an indiscretion posted by me on the street walker forum. I apologize to everyone who may have been offended by my actions. I have been around a good long while and I should have known better. I particularly apologize to the young lady whom I posted about. I ignorantly posted her real Facebook page and I am sincerely sorry.[/QUOTE]Soccer Fan. You have been a great member of this forum for a long time. Always willing to share info. Now we find you are a gentleman as well.

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;6249776]On Thanksgiving, while Jill was sucking me off, I complained that it's too cold in my car, and that my car's heater is automatic, so I can't manually control it. Jill released my member from her jowls and swiftly turned the fan up, and presto! The warm air blew hard at us!

Then, during my next and most recent trip to town, while Erika and I were preparing for fellatio and coitus, I complained that this is the first room I've ever had at that motel that had both a rip in the shade and a pair of curtains that didn't close. Erika arose from the bed, walked over to the window, and swiftly pulled one of the two strings, and presto! The curtains shut!

I am not unlike the late physicist Albert Einstein. Competent in mathematics and certain other academia, I am inept at many of life's basic, rudimentary tasks. Thank God for the Street Angels of Silver City, especially of Greenfield Avenue, for these women lend me a helping hand where I falter, and illuminate the path of comprehension, uplifting me to a higher level of functioning.[/QUOTE]"I. I. don't even know what to say. How does one make it past the age of like 14 without knowing how a blind works or how to adjust the heat in a car. However now your posts about not thinking LEO would be interested in you, wanting to banter through the window with other mongers and thinking calling your excursions a dream is somehow going to protect you makes a LOT more sense now. ".

[QUOTE=Ps1999;6251846]"I. I. don't even know what to say. How does one make it past the age of like 14 without knowing how a blind works or how to adjust the heat in a car. However now your posts about not thinking LEO would be interested in you, wanting to banter through the window with other mongers and thinking calling your excursions a dream is somehow going to protect you makes a LOT more sense now. ".[/QUOTE]Maybe he's an idiot savant.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;6251846]"I. I. don't even know what to say. How does one make it past the age of like 14 without knowing how a blind works or how to adjust the heat in a car. However now your posts about not thinking LEO would be interested in you, wanting to banter through the window with other mongers and thinking calling your excursions a dream is somehow going to protect you makes a LOT more sense now. ".[/QUOTE]A criminal defense attorney in Milwaukee allowed me to discuss my case with him twenty years ago in terms of dreams, stating that he's not required to consider my dreams to be factual as he prepares his defense strategy. While I acknowledge that that doesn't prove that posts about dreams will be treated the same under the law, it certainly suggests that they will. Furthermore, the guys on the south Florida streetwalkers forums talk about their dreams all the time, so I guess they're in the same intellectual boat as me.

For a lighthearted, self-deprecating, humorous post to incur such responses tells me that my posts are expressing master morality, just as I intend. Good.

I don't know whether LEO would have equal, greater, or lesser interest in me than in any other Johns. Plus, these girls suck off cops, judges, lawyers, and everyone else, so it's not like the system wants to get rid of prostitution. A cop balances two opposite interests: he wants to get his dick sucked and he wants to keep the civilians happy so his employment continues. You can't blame him for that.

Remember that Einstein couldn't tie his shoes or open doors, yet he's considered a genius. So don't get too aloof over my failings at the simple things in life.

[QUOTE=Slugo;6252363]Maybe he's an idiot savant.[/QUOTE]From his own description I am imagining him as being an elderly Sheldon Cooper type but with a high sex drive.

Whether you enjoy his posts or despise them, HE POSTS! I find his entries entertaining, however, I could never operate in the fashion he does. Some guys have bigger balls than others. Regardless, he is out there reporting. Maybe embellishing? So what. It seems the basic facts are there. Real girls who most of us know but I see very posts from ya'll. I know for a fact from talking to some of you privately that there are stories to tell but are not posted. I personally enjoy reading some of these posts. I know this forum has long lost its way from what was originally intended. I remember the good old days when someone report, private messages were exchanged and phone numbers were traded back and forth. Those days are long gone. I still have contact with some of the old timers and we still trade for information.

For those who post, thank you.

For those who do not, what's the problem? Are these slores telling you not to post? Since when do we take direction from crack slores? I know some of you have these supposed hidden gems that you don't want to share. Soon enough they will bite you in the ass. They always do. So lets put our big boy pants on and tell us what's up when she has you pants off and post. Please be entertaining while you are at it. It's going to be a long cold winter.

[QUOTE=FlintStone69;6252889]From his own description I am imagining him as being an elderly Sheldon Cooper type but with a high sex drive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;6253108] I remember the good old days when someone report, private messages were exchanged and phone numbers were traded back and forth. Those days are long gone. I still have contact with some of the old timers and we still trade for information.

For those who post, thank you.

For those who do not, what's the problem? .[/QUOTE]Here is my take on part of the problem. This site has turned into a clique. Designating seniors people who all think they are better than a regular member. It will be a cold day in hell when a senior would ever reply and share info with a regular member who has posted honest factual reports. Senior reports most times state. Seniors only can pm, regulars are not good enough. I know as I have asked seniors for some info and got crickets. I have also had seniors message me for info on some of my reports. Did I reply back? Hell no! It works both ways guys! I know I probably have just pissed off a lot of you but this is one reason the good old days no longer exist. Maybe if we stopped labeling some one better than others things would improve.

I definitely see your point and I agree partially. The regular member thing I believe was to determine whether you post quality info but it really only acts like a pitch count in baseball. Here you get credit for simply passing gas. When you hit a certain number of posts, the forum fairy's transform you to a senior. What I have notice and it has commented upon in the past, some guys post useless stuff to get their pitch count up. I don't know for a fact whether it is true or not. I could be all wet.

How do we trust you unless you put the hard work in to establish yourself. We've all been through it.

I sometimes give info to newer members but I do go look at what they have up so far. I'm not trying to screw over a newbie. I just need to be comfortable with who I am exchanging info with. Fortunately I don't really have to make that decision. Very few contact me and I already know them.

[QUOTE=JustABoy;6253724]Here is my take on part of the problem. This site has turned into a clique. Designating seniors people who all think they are better than a regular member. It will be a cold day in hell when a senior would ever reply and share info with a regular member who has posted honest factual reports. Senior reports most times state. Seniors only can pm, regulars are not good enough. I know as I have asked seniors for some info and got crickets. I have also had seniors message me for info on some of my reports. Did I reply back? Hell no! It works both ways guys! I know I probably have just pissed off a lot of you but this is one reason the good old days no longer exist. Maybe if we stopped labeling some one better than others things would improve.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustABoy;6253724]Here is my take on part of the problem. This site has turned into a clique. Designating seniors people who all think they are better than a regular member. It will be a cold day in hell when a senior would ever reply and share info with a regular member who has posted honest factual reports. Senior reports most times state. Seniors only can pm, regulars are not good enough. I know as I have asked seniors for some info and got crickets. I have also had seniors message me for info on some of my reports. Did I reply back? Hell no! It works both ways guys! I know I probably have just pissed off a lot of you but this is one reason the good old days no longer exist. Maybe if we stopped labeling some one better than others things would improve.[/QUOTE]That's painting with a pretty broad swath. I've posted several times over the last few months about UTR Rose. I've made it clear each time that her info was available to contributing members. I shared with any number of regular members that have contributed. I've turned down Seniors that have 40 or 50 posts but virtually all of them were questions with few or no actual reviews. I know I'm not alone in that. Sure, some are hung up on "Seniors only", but I'm not convinced it's as many as you think.

HS.

[QUOTE=FlintStone69;6252889]From his own description I am imagining him as being an elderly Sheldon Cooper type but with a high sex drive.[/QUOTE]I'm thinking more like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.

HS.

[QUOTE=JustABoy;6253724]Here is my take on part of the problem. This site has turned into a clique. Designating seniors people who all think they are better than a regular member. It will be a cold day in hell when a senior would ever reply and share info with a regular member who has posted honest factual reports. Senior reports most times state. Seniors only can pm, regulars are not good enough. I know as I have asked seniors for some info and got crickets. I have also had seniors message me for info on some of my reports. Did I reply back? Hell no! It works both ways guys! I know I probably have just pissed off a lot of you but this is one reason the good old days no longer exist. Maybe if we stopped labeling some one better than others things would improve.[/QUOTE]It has nothing to do with regular / senior. It's all about contribution meaning sharing something of value. Senior status is recognized only by A2. Hes the guy that decides if you've contributed enough value in your reports to get promoted. We've all been there and earned our stripes Private. When you get out of boot camp, your requests will be cordially taken seriously.