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[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2781726]He talks a lot of shit and jive.
Cause he wants recognition from ChrisFive.
But ChrisFive won't give that nobody the time of day.
Cause Georgie Porgie is a cocksuckin gay!
LOL. Trailhunter.[/QUOTE]TH you hit it out of the ballpark brother! Georgia is a NOBODY. Never heard of him or her and will not be acknowledged by Chris5.
Funny shit brother TH.
Chris5.
Today 10:04 #1575.
Inside Avalon.
Advertiser-Escort.
Posts: 78.
Nice Meeting You.
Thank you so much for coming to see me, glad I was able to relax you after a long work day! Apologize my parking lot wasn't able to accommodate your large vehicle. You are welcome back anytime!
Ladies: he's kind, completely respectful and spot-on gentleman.
Originally Posted by Tyrice24.
I just left her spot and I had a great time. Those hands did wonders for my body. So all the reviews about her is on point. She has an incredible body. I'll be visiting you again in the future.
Wow TYRICE! Per Avalon looks like your vehicle was too big for her parking lot! Lmfao!! Translation your dick was too large for her tiny white pussy!! LOL! So basically you dumb fucking moron you paid the legendary Avalon a few hundred buck's for a fucking body rub? Smh!!
I hope all the high end screening and her background checks and you giving her your social was worth the big meeting with this twat Avalon! LOL!
Hey Tyrice I hope you really REALLY enjoyed the massage without ANY pussy!! Lmao! Fucking dumb ass MONGERS!
Chris5.
Whats up everybody!
What have I missed =p.
Well Looks like some funny shits been going on here LMAO.
Hey Brother C5 looks like the SW Thread has been so popular that we are pulling other members from other states lmao how amusing, Paradise Trail it is indeed where you can find any type of Ho.
BMM.
Ay 09:14 #8839.
Jazak.
Senior Member.
Posts: 406.
Originally Posted by Pbfla321.
Damn she's so sexy. And your a lucky man. I tried texting her with no response.
She can be tough to meet up with. If you have a tight schedule then she is probably not the one for you.
Reply With Quote.
Jazak how many times do you plan on reviewing Dallas? Are you her official spokesman? Also please tell the board that you pay her extremely well for her to see you so often. I heard you paid 500 per session you cocksucker. Dallas does not need your advertising.
Chris5.
#1589.
Florida Sun.
Senior Member.
Posts: 87.
Avalon's Truth in advertising.
Who can afford to turn down business? As it turned out, it is the same person who can't risk having a bad business. I have been communicating with Avalon about her previous decision not to see me. I learned as of late, that in addition to screening for the positive attributes that are stated in her ad to insure here's and our safety and comfort that should not be compromised for any reason. What was amazing to learn is that she also wants to know what do you enjoy and if she can't deliver it, she will politely excuse herself to insure that what ever she does is top notch.
I think her positive reputation comes from the fact that she would not take on a client who would feel cheated by a sub standard service. This is further evident in her excellent communication, scheduling, facility and service. All of that has been documented, complemented and detailed by practically all those who met her.
Avalon, it was a pleasure to meet you, and I'm glad we figured a way for both of us to be happy, even though it took you 133 years to make it happen. Thanks for the wonderful time.
Excuse me FloridaSun, I don't mean to shit on your parade. You do know there are thousands of hot available escorts in the Orlando area alone don't you IDIOT? You get rejected by her from a appointment and you cry, beg, whine like a beitch until she agrees to see your dumb ass. Really? You are a true pussy! Chicks will NEVER respect you and will continue to walk all over you! Did you At least get more than a 300 coin massage? LOL!! Did you also give her you social and fingerprints? LOL! Orlando Mongers are the worst of the worst.
Smh.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=BlowMyMt;2782383]Well Looks like some funny shits been going on here LMAO.
Hey Brother C5 looks like the SW Thread has been so popular that we are pulling other members from other states lmao how amusing, Paradise Trail it is indeed where you can find any type of Ho.
BMM.[/QUOTE]I agree with your post BMM. The Orlando Street Walker Thread is by far the most active and most read thread on the Orlando Board. Has been for a while. I do NOT take full credit for this at all. My Street Walker crew are the best mongers in Orlando. The posts and intel and reviews they do is outstanding. I have gotten messages from mongers all over this country that want to have fun here in Orlando on OBT. Even mongers out of state can't stop reading out thread. Participation on the street walker thread is the best on the Orlando Board. I'm proud to be a part of the street Walker Thread Orlando much deserved success!!
God bless the wonderful ladies on OBT!!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2783385]I agree with your post BMM. The Orlando Street Walker Thread is by far the most active and most read thread on the Orlando Board. Has been for a while. I do NOT take full credit for this at all. My Street Walker crew are the best mongers in Orlando. The posts and intel and reviews they do is outstanding. I have gotten messages from mongers all over this country that want to have fun here in Orlando on OBT. Even mongers out of state can't stop reading out thread. Participation on the street walker thread is the best on the Orlando Board. I'm proud to be a part of the street Walker Thread Orlando much deserved success!!
God bless the wonderful ladies on OBT!!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Because of you I have purchased a large amount of stock in Gilead Sciences.
I look go retire soon. I do not expect an uneducated fella like yourself to know what I'm talking about, but just know it means $$ 4 me, not you.
P fuqn G.
Good to see 'beats his baloney' BMM is back from his busy job busing tables.
Did u get that sixpence I left u on the table at the Corral the other day? Keep up the hard work!
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2783987]
Good to see 'beats his baloney' BMM is back from his busy job busing tables.
Did u get that sixpence I left u on the table at the Corral the other day? Keep up the hard work![/QUOTE]LMAO Its been very busy of course, But it was never as busy as Role playing at home alone with a fake wife and kids that are big shots LMFAOO and pretending to be a DR or w. E.
BMM.
[QUOTE=BlowMyMt;2785625]LMAO Its been very busy of course, But it was never as busy as Role playing at home alone with a fake wife and kids that are big shots LMFAOO and pretending to be a DR or w. E.
BMM.[/QUOTE]And just last night I was pretending to drink an '08 Bachelet-Ramonet Batard Montrachet Grand Cru!! Pinkies out biiitches!!
Vino probably knows what I am talking about.
Welcome back 'beats his baloney,' you and your tales of glory (hole) were missed!
PG.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2783037]#1589.
Florida Sun.
Senior Member.
Posts: 87.
Avalon's Truth in advertising.
Who can afford to turn down business? As it turned out, it is the same person who can't risk having a bad business. I have been communicating with Avalon about her previous decision not to see me. I learned as of late, that in addition to screening for the positive attributes that are stated in her ad to insure here's and our safety and comfort that should not be compromised for any reason. What was amazing to learn is that she also wants to know what do you enjoy and if she can't deliver it, she will politely excuse herself to insure that what ever she does is top notch.
I think her positive reputation comes from the fact that she would not take on a client who would feel cheated by a sub standard service. This is further evident in her excellent communication, scheduling, facility and service. All of that has been documented, complemented and detailed by practically all those who met her.
Avalon, it was a pleasure to meet you, and I'm glad we figured a way for both of us to be happy, even though it took you 133 years to make it happen. Thanks for the wonderful time.
Excuse me FloridaSun, I don't mean to shit on your parade. You do know there are thousands of hot available escorts in the Orlando area alone don't you IDIOT? You get rejected by her from a appointment and you cry, beg, whine like a beitch until she agrees to see your dumb ass. Really? You are a true pussy! Chicks will NEVER respect you and will continue to walk all over you! Did you At least get more than a 300 coin massage? LOL!! Did you also give her you social and fingerprints? LOL! Orlando Mongers are the worst of the worst.
Smh.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]chris 5, Get a life, don't you have anything else to do? Why do you need to insert yourself in other people business, must be lots of unresolved deep issues. You do not have a dog in this fight, and I do not care what you think, and I do not think anyone else does.
I know you feed on people responding to your insults and nonsense, I considered not responding but since this your first time, I am letting you know go bark at another tree.
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2779328]1. Gay Chriss wanted to be a Dentist but not like idea of being called a Tooth Fairy.
2. Chriss happy he have large nutsack because he use it as mudflap.
3. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} do not shop at Sports Authority because they prefer Dicks.
4. If Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} having sex and they both die at same time who goes to Hell first? The one who had his shit packed.
5. Chriss tell daddy a boy in school call him gay. Daddy say why don't you beat him up? Chriss say I can't, he's to cute.
6. Having sex with a horse legal in 23 states. Maybe that why Chriss is rumored to travel out of state alot?
7. Chriss only admit he gay when ugly girls and hot guys like Trailhunter hit on him.
8. If Chriss is ever murdered the police will call it a homocide.
9. Our dyslexic gay Chriss is so excited for Febuary 14th with his boyfriend {Trailhunter} because he think it Vaseline Day.
10. Chriss sister so gay she fuck Chriss in the ass with a strap-on. Then she sing: 'I fucked a guy and I liked it'.
11. Chriss daddy discover Chriss was gay when he take seat off Chriss bike and Chriss did not notice.
12. I ask Chriss what worst then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriends {Trailhunter} ass? Chriss say sucking out 13 of them and realize he only put in a dozen.
13. I ask Chriss what difference between jam and jelly? He say he don't jelly his dick down his boyfriend {Trailhunter} throat.
14. Chriss is a gay masochist. He a sucker for punishment. He keeping reading these gay jokes and the coward won't speak up and defend hisself.
15. Chriss say one time he fuck his boyfriend {Trailhunter} so hard that his boyfriend almost came back to life.
16. Chriss say the best part of fucking his boyfriend {Trailhunter} is reaching around and pretend it went all the way threw.
17. If gay Chriss not attracted to girls then why he attracted to guys who act like girls like Trailhunter?
18. How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool in Chriss bar? As many as like since they stack like Legos.
19. You know when you stumble into Chriss gay church because only half the congregation is kneeling.
20. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} say that the first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pounding sensation in the ass.
21. Chriss was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.
Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites![/QUOTE]Georgie Porgie are you feelin sad and blue?
Little Twink it's been 6 days since we last heard from you.
Hey coward looks like you hauled ass and ran away.
You fuckin yellow belly cocksuckin gay!
LOL. TrailHunter.
[QUOTE=FloridaSun;2787598]chris 5, Get a life, don't you have anything else to do? Why do you need to insert yourself in other people business, must be lots of unresolved deep issues. You do not have a dog in this fight, and I do not care what you think, and I do not think anyone else does.
I know you feed on people responding to your insults and nonsense, I considered not responding but since this your first time, I am letting you know go bark at another tree.[/QUOTE]Why did you not answer my questions? You brag about begging to see that twat Avalon and you pay tons of coins for a freaking massage? Yet I have no life? LOL! You're an embarrassment to all mongers. You cry and beg to see this chick, yet you don't fuck her? Lmfao!!
Chris5.
Yesterday 22:34 #8846.
Vino 7373.
Senior Member.
Posts: 1326.
Cassie.
It's been over a year since I dreamed of Cassie. I remedied that tonight.
She has put on about 15 pounds since I saw her last. Those of you that know her, know that she was quite thin and needed some weight. I assure you that she wears it, oh so very, very well. I mean she looked fantastic tonight. This girl is probably the hottest girl that I've ever been with at this point. She was entertaining as always and so much fun to talk to, as well as other activites.
As most of you know, she is semi-retired at this point. She has more than enough regulars to where she doesn't need, or want, any more new clients. However, she gave me her permission to post this. She wanted to let her old clients that hadn't contacted her for awhile, know that she is still in the biz.
She moved out of the Suburban and has her own place now in the Longwood area. It appears to be completely safe and I felt comfortable being there. Yes, the cats are still part of the homestead, LOL.
Those of you that still have her digits and want to see how gorgeous she is now, I'd give her a call. I'm sorry, but I have been told very clearly by her that I cannot give out her digits to anyone. I have no intentions of screwing things up with her. That's just the way it is.
Now, for you guys that will PM me telling me that you were her client but lost her digits, we discussed that. PM me and give me your monger digits and something I can tell her that will make her remember you. I will text your digits and the info to her. What she does after that, I have no control over.
So that was my Sat night, being intimate with a stunningly gorgeous woman with a body that most can only dream of. I feel pretty damn good now, yes I do.
Excuse me Vino but are you her pimp? You sure sound like one in this review. How much is your take of her donations??
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2788041]Yesterday 22:34 #8846.
Vino 7373.
Senior Member.
Posts: 1326.
Cassie.
It's been over a year since I dreamed of Cassie. I remedied that tonight.
She has put on about 15 pounds since I saw her last. Those of you that know her, know that she was quite thin and needed some weight. I assure you that she wears it, oh so very, very well. I mean she looked fantastic tonight. This girl is probably the hottest girl that I've ever been with at this point. She was entertaining as always and so much fun to talk to, as well as other activites.
As most of you know, she is semi-retired at this point. She has more than enough regulars to where she doesn't need, or want, any more new clients. However, she gave me her permission to post this. She wanted to let her old clients that hadn't contacted her for awhile, know that she is still in the biz.
She moved out of the Suburban and has her own place now in the Longwood area. It appears to be completely safe and I felt comfortable being there. Yes, the cats are still part of the homestead, LOL.
Those of you that still have her digits and want to see how gorgeous she is now, I'd give her a call. I'm sorry, but I have been told very clearly by her that I cannot give out her digits to anyone. I have no intentions of screwing things up with her. That's just the way it is.
Now, for you guys that will PM me telling me that you were her client but lost her digits, we discussed that. PM me and give me your monger digits and something I can tell her that will make her remember you. I will text your digits and the info to her. What she does after that, I have no control over.
So that was my Sat night, being intimate with a stunningly gorgeous woman with a body that most can only dream of. I feel pretty damn good now, yes I do.
Excuse me Vino but are you her pimp? You sure sound like one in this review. How much is your take of her donations??
Chris5.[/QUOTE]
(He's not allowed to give out her digits and only selected few old regulars can see her, yep sounds very pimpish)
Yep, once again our very own Village Idiot returns with another ridiculously asinine comment. We keep feeding him and he never fails to deliver.
Your a good boy, you've earned 2 gold stars and now move your name up to purple! I think I see well earned short bus rockin' free Slurpee day in your near future!
Keep up the great work!
PG.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2788031]Why did you not answer my questions? You brag about begging to see that twat Avalon and you pay tons of coins for a freaking massage? Yet I have no life? LOL! You're an embarrassment to all mongers. You cry and beg to see this chick, yet you don't fuck her? Lmfao!!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]You are not allowed to review reviewers, you are tolerated by A2 as entertainment, you are the court jester, except you are not funny anymore. You add nothing to nothing.
I can make a point without profanity or insults, I'm a gentleman who doesn't need to post in the rat trap. You belong here because that's where we keep the trash and put the lid on it till it's taken out.
And you get two stars from me, you need 11 more to move from purple.
[QUOTE=FloridaSun;2788152]You are not allowed to review reviewers, you are tolerated by A2 as entertainment, you are the court jester, except you are not funny anymore. You add nothing to nothing.
I can make a point without profanity or insults, I'm a gentleman who doesn't need to post in the rat trap. You belong here because that's where we keep the trash and put the lid on it till it's taken out.
And you get two stars from me, you need 11 more to move from purple.[/QUOTE]Is an asshole without a brain! How was that 500 coin massage? I demand a answer!!
Chris5.
8:16 #8059.
Vino 7373.
Senior Member.
Posts: 1327.
A message to some of our newer members.
Hello everyone, I wanted to talk to some of you newer members today and give you a small piece of advice. Don't just take members' words on here as gospel truth, even when they have high post counts. I urge every member on this great forum, to look farther into the person they may be PMing, PMing you, or posting. Certain members of this forum are less than desirable, there's no other way to put it.
You can left click where the member's handle is and you will see three links there. The one that says View Forum Posts is the one you want to click on. Click on that link and take a couple of minutes to go through some of the guy's posts. This will give you a feel as to whether or not that particular member is trustworthy or not. If you see a lot of Negative type posts or a lot of fueding going on with this person, you may just want to skip PMing him, believing his posts or better yet, just put him on your Ignore list.
I'd hate to see any of you taken for a fool by some of the people that have handles on this great forum. Notice I used the term, "have handles" and not members of the forum. Some people that post on here are not members by any strech of the imagination, far from it. They just post a lot and like to believe that they are relevant, when they are not. They also enjoying playing good, honest members of this forum for suckers. Don't be a sucker, research and then Ignore, literally. My. 02.
Enjoy your Super Bowl Sunday everyon.
Vino STFU!! You're no one to give advice or speeches asshole! You pimp out chicks!! How much is your cut? You've always been completely useless on this forum. You're another one I wish I could piss down your throat! Go away asshole.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2788306]Is an asshole without a brain! How was that 500 coin massage? I demand a answer!!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]And what makes entitled to anything. If I want shit, I would twist your head and squeeze some out, you're full of it. So welcome to my ignore list of one.
Enjoy your no-life of nothingness.
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So sad, some of them were really funny, I'm not taking the time to pick out the ones that violate the strict, WELL KNOWN no busting on moms policy.
A2[/blue]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2788352]PartyCaptainPimpVinos golden advice that seems to reflect on him as usual.
Swags.[/QUOTE]Vino is a broke joke. Still trying to be a pimp. He reviews street walker girls and tries to put them in a escort category. LOL! Most chicks who he sees have big time candy habits. But he conveniently leaves this out of his pimp reviews. Vino how is your main bottom chick ginger doing these days? I haven't seen her on OBT lately. LOL.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=FloridaSun;2788549]And what makes entitled to anything. If I want shit, I would twist your head and squeeze some out, you're full of it. So welcome to my ignore list of one.
Enjoy your no-life of nothingness.[/QUOTE]Pussy ass beitch.
Smh.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2788183]Don't get all "Herculeez up in this be*!ch" LOL.
Cherry slurpees are the best.
Swags.[/QUOTE]PG is another useless pussy on this board. A doctor who finds times to be on this board all day and night. Vino is his good buddy Swags.
Chris5.
1. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a musquito? Trailhunter say the musquito stop sucking when you slap it.
2. What do Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} have in common with KFC? They do chicken right.
3. As a little boy what do Chriss say when he get diarreha? I'm MELTING.
4. Chriss say the best part about fucking homeless men like his boyfriend {Trailhunter} is that when you done you can drop them off anywhere.
5. How many times do gay Chriss laugh at a joke? Three times. Once when it told. Once when it explained. And once when / if he gets it.
6. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what's the difference between Chriss and a washing machine? He say the washing machine do not cry when you drop a load in it.
7. What do Chriss and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind.
8. Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} say he think Chriss is gay and Jewish. He say Chriss only speak 'He-blew' language.
9. I ask Chriss what would he do if his ex boyfriend call and tell him he HIV positive. Chriss say the trick is to always act surprised.
10. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} watching a movie. His boyfriend say he's scared and ask Chriss if that girl is going to die. Chriss say, 'based on the size of that horse's dick, yes'.
11. I ask Chriss how he can tell if his boyfriend {Trailhunter} is dead? He say the sex is the same but the dirty dishes start piling up.
12. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} fall off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.
13. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what the difference between Chriss and a hurricane? He say you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.
14. What the difference between gay drug dealer Chriss and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.
15. I ask Chriss how many dicks he have to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He say well more then 8 cause my basement still dark.
16. I ask Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} what is the best part of getting a blowjob from Chriss? He say the 15 minutes of silence.
17. Why did Chriss get kicked out of the toybox? He sat on Pinoccio's face and said 'lie to me'.
18. How do you know when Chriss sister has her period? She only wearing one sock.
19. Why did Chriss cross the road? Because he could not get his dick out of the chicken.
Ever one please tell me what ones are your favorites!
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2789085]There was a masquerade ball in the trap LOL. Double handled douchebags.
Swags.[/QUOTE]This TRAP has some of everything babe. I just shake my head at some of these posts I see in here. I NEVER knew there were so many STUPID people in Orlando. I'm convinced that with the exception of Yourself Swags and also my dear friend brother TH that every one on this thread is a fucking LOSER!! Orlando is the worst. Thank God I have my street walkers crew to keep these chicks in line. We have pimp Vino promoting street walker chicks as escorts and demanding a cut of there donations. Florida Sun begs an escort to see him for a massage after giving her his fingerprints and social. PG is just an retarded idiot and that cocksucker Jazak is in love with Dallas and pays her ridiculous coins for her visits. YragFag has been scared away as the pussy he always will be AND Bacon Boy From Boston is MIA in San Francisco.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2788754]PG is another useless pussy on this board. A doctor who finds times to be on this board all day and night. Vino is his good buddy Swags.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Oh, and let me know when you need to get that prostate checked.
I have a Urologist buddy, big big fingers.
Your absolutely going to luv him! His procedure will lead you to believe he had done extended time in joint.
Perfect for U!
Moooooon river, r u using the whole fist doc?
P2daG
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2789815]From a true Believer LOL. Don't you see enough of PartyCaptainPimpVino at work?
Swags.[/QUOTE]Occasionally I read your posts in the quickly disproven belief that they will somehow contain the slightest semblance of coherent thought. Please don't tell us you drive, other than a broomstick and electric cart at Walmart, with that mind.
BTW, isn't it time you retired those Polaroid pictures in your ads and moved into the digital age?
[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2790367]Occasionally I read your posts in the quickly disproven belief that they will somehow contain the slightest semblance of coherent thought. Please don't tell us you drive, other than a broomstick and electric cart at Walmart, with that mind.
BTW, isn't it time you retired those Polaroid pictures in your ads and moved into the digital age?[/QUOTE]You besides PG and Vino and Jazak are the biggest LOSERS on this site! Swags has more guts than you will ever have.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2790969]I just realized, are you Mr. NoTalent on moderation??
Swags.[/QUOTE]As usual, have no idea what you mean. But, it is a good idea to take everything in moderation.
Except your meds, that is. In that case, I think you should take extra.
A lot, extra.