A few reports from 82nd the last few days / nights.
Thursday afternoon:
Was out with client on way home after looking at options for her job around 4:30. While stopped at 82nd & Siskiyou light is Sarah & her everchanging hair five feet away in crosswalk. She was all made up & was rocking some boots w / jeans so tight I could read the date of the change in her back pocket. Of course, this is the day she gives me the look / smile & wave so hard even my client commented. I told her I knew her from the dog park LOL. At park near Glisan saw my other unicorn, the big tit & tatted up blonde obviously watching traffic, haven't seen her for months. Saw who I was sure was Lindsey from my report #2366 just before Stark, love to see her again yet her # has gone bad & I still have the $$ from NYE for her! Add a couple of large BSW's plus an unknown to me young brunette WSW w / pink jacket / fur collar up by Burnside. Dropped my client off & rushed back that way only to see fucking nothing in several passes.
Thursday night:
So around 9:45 Thursday, went out again. Several runs from Johnson Creek to Sandy. I only sighted a fuglie or two in several hours of cruising. Around 11:30 remembered I had some checks to deposit so stopped at 82nd / Division. As I was pulling out to turn on 82nd, an older very skinny blonde was crossing & as she walked by front of my ride gave me a smile. Where the fuck did she come from Zavi? She then said I love your puppy, had stereo going & turned it & asked to repeat herself. She came up to passenger window & gave the girl some love. She asked for ride & I said something stupid as I was still startled / wondering where she came from. She said not really looking for a ride I'm looking to make money, she zipped her hoodie open to show me some nice man made tits. The tits were wonderful, yet she really was so thin it was the definition of tits on a stick. Even though little Javi was perking up at the tits, for some reason I passed, as I turned right on 82nd got my first look at her ass / legs & immediately thought Auschwitz hooker. As I went through Division light a silver SUV pulled right on my tail. I was just about to flip them off for tailgating, when the lights came on. Two uninformed PPD got out & as one watched asked for all my info. At first I was thinking fuck a duck it was sting, yet she showed me her tits & she certainly didn't look like a cop (whatever a female cop looks like). First cop came back & gave my license etc. Then said what'd that woman & I back there at bank were talking about? Told him I was making a bank deposit, showed him receipt & that she wanted to pet my dog as she walked by. Got a skeptical look which I ignored & he went back to SUV, saw him talking on the radio more. Came back to my window & asked before the bank where was I? Told him I was at friends for dinner. Told him it's been a long day Officer & I'm exhausted, am I free to go? Was told to have a nice night & I told them to be safe out here. My curiosity got the better of me so, I circled back to see tits on a stick being questioned by marked patrol car. Checked mugshots when I got home & I guess they didn't arrest her. Same unmarked silver SUV with minimal markings, though this one had the retro orange Oregon plates.
Friday night:
Was actually coming home from friends & dinner at 10:30 or so. So only one frizzy haired BSW by the market near Glisan.
Saturday night:
Granted it was cold as fuck but in several passes between 10:00 11:45 Johnson Creek & Sandy not a fucking one.
While I know it'll pick up with the seasons, It's a erratic & sad state on 82nd recently.