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[QUOTE=Brett Broski]Recommendation to everyone on this site: Stop spending all your Fridays and Saturdays online playing World of Warcraft and video games, and go out and meet free women. Old F's.[/QUOTE]No one pays a pro for sex. You pay her to go away after you're done. Leaving you free to play World of Warcraft and video games, I suppose.
No such thing as a free woman.
[QUOTE=Hillofbeans]No one pays a pro for sex. You pay her to go away after you're done. Leaving you free to play World of Warcraft and video games, I suppose.
No such thing as a free woman.[/QUOTE]Now Hillofbeans must be a graduate alumni of Tom Likus. As an alumni myself it makes me proud to know after graduating you will always understand the dynamic nature of Trim and more importantly how to handle it. Tell em Hillofbeans. Others must come to the Likus Knowledge.
[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I enjoy a B&B after a fine meal. I think it is smoother than Brandy. Never drank it on Rt 40 though.[/QUOTE]Save your dollar I tried the B&B on Rt 40. It cost a lot of money for the quality. I would consider it a over expensive Kool aid drink. No extra features except the standard hand shake. Save the money.
[QUOTE=Hillofbeans]No one pays a pro for sex. You pay her to go away after you're done. Leaving you free to play World of Warcraft and video games, I suppose.
No such thing as a free woman.[/QUOTE]
Very wise and intelligent answer!
I have RTTFF and seen a couple posts about this place but seems like mixed reviews was wondering if anyone has any info or expieriences they might wanna share about this place?
Newbie here,
I'm a regular at Asians massage parlors thought I would try some white meat went to escape on york Road. 3 girls lined I picked a tall but "spinner frame" brunette. Big mistake she took me in the back felt like a maze getting there. Smoke everywhere she tells me 80$ for hour I say OK. She comes back after 15 min tells me I need to pay 100$ to see her she proceeded to massage me for 5 min then flip I was outed there in 10 min paid for an hour she offered full service for 2$ MORE I declined stay away they are a rip off.
[QUOTE=Hillofbeans]No one pays a pro for sex. You pay her to go away after you're done. Leaving you free to play World of Warcraft and video games, I suppose.
No such thing as a free woman.[/QUOTE]I think Biggie said it best:
"First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honies Dummies, playboy bunnies, those wantin money Those the ones I like cause they don't get nathan but penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage."
[QUOTE=Vito187]I think Biggie said it best:
"First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honies Dummies, playboy bunnies, those wantin money Those the ones I like cause they don't get nathan but penetration, unless it smells like sanitation Garbage."[/QUOTE]
Some help for anyone who didn't quite get this:
I just cut and pasted it, I didn't write it.
- Bench
Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.
Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)
Lyrics:
First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks
TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.
Hi, Bench,
"unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs..."
Doesn't that mean he won't hit it if they aren't clean; that if it smells bad, he just turns away?
I'm not that up on ebonics. Now hebonics, that I can handle. Nu?
[QUOTE=Nat Zass]Hi, Bench,
"unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs..."
Doesn't that mean he won't hit it if they aren't clean; that if it smells bad, he just turns away?
I'm not that up on ebonics. Now hebonics, that I can handle. Nu?[/QUOTE]
Bench covered all the bases: "...unless they douche on a constant basis...."
Nicely translated, Bench.
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I was reading on the Las Vegas boards and noticed AMP RULES were laid out there. Thought it was worth cutting and pasting. Credit where credit is due, MarcusIllinois is the original poster.
[QUOTE=MarcusIllinois]As a long-time AMP (Asian Massage Parlor) monger I can say that the drill at most places is pretty much the same:
1, Entering the establishment, some places have an outside doorbell (especially after hours) and some places you simply step inside. 2, A Mama San will most likely greet you and ask something like "first time here? " or another basic question. No need to lie, I usually say "first time here but not the first time." Note. Sometimes your massuse will walk you back to the room but rarely.
3, Once at the room they will ask for the amount of time you want 30-90 minutes and bid you a price. I have experienced prices of $60 for 30 minutes in Illinois/Michigan and as little as $40 recently in Las Vegas. I have noticed that some Las Vegas AMP's ask for the money at the counter and not in the room. This price is non-negotiable unless you have an internet coupon.
4, After paying the Mama San, she will tell you to take your clothes off. One of several options may or may not occur. You may be asked to take a steam, a shower, or a table shower. A table shower is sometimes done by your massue and (rarely) done by the Mama San. A table shower is a rubber table that you lay down on and the girl washes you. I love them.
Note- I always worry about my money in the wallet during the table shower, steam or shower. However, I have never been ripped off at an AMP, never. I have placed my wallet in my pants a specific way and later found it was moved. I wonder if the Mama San checks it for LEO badges or how much you have to spend. I agree with the prior posters, only take as much as you want to spend and leave your credit card behind. ALSO. For old 40 somethings like me, know what bills are where. The rooms are super dark and it is easy to think a $50 is a $20.
5, I also worry about crabs at AMP's but most change the sheets (sometimes a towel) after each use. If it looks dirty in the room, simply don't pay the Mama San and tell her you decided not to have a massage. Never had a problem with crabs and have been to waaaay too many AMP's to count.
6, After the shower, steam, (sometimes they do not offer either) your girl will give you the basic massage. I have had earth-shattering massages given by super good-looking women and hidious massages by barely average women. It runs the spectrum.
7, After the back massage she may start tickling your sack with her fingernails or tell you to turn over. I usually massage her breasts some and that signals no LEO. She will then say something like "more" or point at your wee wee and make a gestrue (HJ or BJ gesture). If you are too shy to touch her, then simply say "More massage"
8, It is up to you what you choose, A HJ can usually be had for $40 to $60 above the massage price and a CBJ usually runs about $20 to $40 more than that. I rarely negotiate for FS but start with FS negotiations.
9, Negotiations, Some girls will look at you and shake their shoulders when you say "How much for." Some will say "How much you wanna pay." I usually say "How much usually for here." If they won't say, low-ball them and see, IE, "$40 for FS" They will act shocked and say "No way and counter with a huge amount." If you want FS keep negotiating, remember they are from Asia and are used to this.
10, She will provide your service from HJ to BJ to FS and then clean you up with a warm towel. Some even put on your shoes for you. Flipping great![/QUOTE]
Happy to help.
Crazy you should post my post, I will be traveling to MD sometime next week but don't yet know the exact location. I am hoping for Baltimore because the AMP and SW action looks good.
Went to B&S recently. Saw a young Asian girl, with a nice body. Maybe an 8 on the scale. Her name was Ruby (hard to understand, had a heavy accent). The only thing I really hate about this spot is the terrible parking. Otherwise its nice to get a TS before or after services.
Decent massage. I opted for a full hour (I had some time and cash to kill) She did not use a lot of oil which is nice, she was a little rough on the shoulders, but after about 20mins or so we went to the flip and negotiations. I received everything I asked for. .7 for the house and .8 tip
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Natty BOHner
[QUOTE=Marcusillinois]Happy to help.
Crazy you should post my post, I will be traveling to MD sometime next week but don't yet know the exact location. I am hoping for Baltimore because the AMP and SW action looks good.[/QUOTE]
Maybe I should quote some hot providers and see if it works to get them to the area as well!!
Welcome to the fray.
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[QUOTE=Alpha D]Note- I always worry about my money in the wallet during the table shower, steam or shower. However, I have never been ripped off at an AMP, never[/QUOTE]Well no, but my gods man, you let them see your ID?
NO WAY!
Leave that wallet in the glove compartment and bring in loose cash.
I like to take in $1 + $. 50 or 3 x $50. If the hour is $. 7 for example, the Mamasan will always bring back $. 10 + $. 20 and there's no confusion.
Except for that I thought that your post was great.