General Reports

Now that's just down right FUNNY .

[QUOTE=Vlietwater;1947716][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV9V8-uUIWk[/URL]

Wow! Three times...oh, I must be tire.[/QUOTE]

This area is for general reports so I'm going to post just one more report, before I fade away into retirement.

Several months ago this beautiful young lady walked into my life. At first I thought nothing until one day something just clicked.

Fast forward to this past Thursday, her birthday.

She had told me her past birthdays weren't anything special to remember so I planned something special for her (and I).

I picked her up at the office, lunch and the store to get the lights for her tree. Once at her home I decorated her tree as she sat and relaxed. Once tree done, her and I just sat and talked. I gave her a birthday present, she really dugg that. We opened a bottle of wine, and things got heated.

We were on her couch, my laying with my head in her lap. She slowly moved down for a sensual kiss, that lead to us making out, hands roaming. After 10 minutes of this, I stood up, grabbed her hand and lead her down the hall.

On to the bed, we picked up where we left off. Her laying on her back, I slowly peel off her shirts, and she peels off her bra. Worshiping her perfect see boobs, I slowly move down to her pants. I unbutton, pull off, leaving her panties on.

I then take off my shirt, and go back to worshiping her body as she lay before me. I finally remove my pants.

We switch, I lay on the bed, she positions between my legs for a BBBJ. She's amazed at my size and attempts, with my help, to DT to no avail. I tell her it's ok, she has plenty of time in the future to work up to it. LOL.

After several minutes of this, she climbs on top, taking inch by inch. She's very vocal, very wet, and very worked up. Letting me know the whole time just how crazy turned on she is. I love a vocal gal, as I at times seem to be just as vocal. Lots of dirty talk, lots of grinding, until she tells me she wants me behind her. I tell her no, I don't care for that position, so we switch to mish where I really excell!!

Every so slowly, I slide it in and out, legs together, apart, licking her smooth legs, nibbling, kissing, the whole shot. Again, very vocal telling me she's ready to cum, and wants me to cum with her. Of course being the gentleman I am, I hold off until she has hers. Once that task is completed, she's begging for my cum load all over her. Literally!!

More dirty talk, I pull out, jerk myself to completion, all over her stomach and boobs. She's amazed at the size of the load. We both lay there for a minute, she runs to her bathroom to get a warm wash clothe. After the clean up, we get dressed and end out day with a kiss out the door. I asked her the day after how her birthday was this year. She responded. Unbelievable and very memorable!!

Saw her every day this week, and it's something I have to pursue. She met my son last night, and he gave his endorsement. Therefore, I am off to retirement, but wanted to wish you all well before I depart.

I know at times I spouted off at the mouth, at times said things I shouldn't, and upset some people. For this, I apologize, wholeheartedly. I offer no excuses, just apologies. Trust when I say my behavior on this board is NOT how I am in my real life. I feel embarrassed for the things I said and how I acted.

Take care all and Happy Holidays!

EL.

[QUOTE=EddieLewis;1948490]This area is for general reports so I'm going to post just one more report, before I fade away into retirement.

Several months ago this beautiful young lady walked into my life. At first I thought nothing until one day something just clicked.

Fast forward to this past Thursday, her birthday.

She had told me her past birthdays weren't anything special to remember so I planned something special for her (and I).

I picked her up at the office, lunch and the store to get the lights for her tree. Once at her home I decorated her tree as she sat and relaxed. Once tree done, her and I just sat and talked. I gave her a birthday present, she really dugg that. We opened a bottle of wine, and things got heated.

We were on her couch, my laying with my head in her lap. She slowly moved down for a sensual kiss, that lead to us making out, hands roaming. After 10 minutes of this, I stood up, grabbed her hand and lead her down the hall.

On to the bed, we picked up where we left off. Her laying on her back, I slowly peel off her shirts, and she peels off her bra. Worshiping her perfect see boobs, I slowly move down to her pants. I unbutton, pull off, leaving her panties on.

I then take off my shirt, and go back to worshiping her body as she lay before me. I finally remove my pants.

We switch, I lay on the bed, she positions between my legs for a BBBJ. She's amazed at my size and attempts, with my help, to DT to no avail. I tell her it's ok, she has plenty of time in the future to work up to it. LOL.

After several minutes of this, she climbs on top, taking inch by inch. She's very vocal, very wet, and very worked up. Letting me know the whole time just how crazy turned on she is. I love a vocal gal, as I at times seem to be just as vocal. Lots of dirty talk, lots of grinding, until she tells me she wants me behind her. I tell her no, I don't care for that position, so we switch to mish where I really excell!!

Every so slowly, I slide it in and out, legs together, apart, licking her smooth legs, nibbling, kissing, the whole shot. Again, very vocal telling me she's ready to cum, and wants me to cum with her. Of course being the gentleman I am, I hold off until she has hers. Once that task is completed, she's begging for my cum load all over her. Literally!!

More dirty talk, I pull out, jerk myself to completion, all over her stomach and boobs. She's amazed at the size of the load. We both lay there for a minute, she runs to her bathroom to get a warm wash clothe. After the clean up, we get dressed and end out day with a kiss out the door. I asked her the day after how her birthday was this year. She responded. Unbelievable and very memorable!!

Saw her every day this week, and it's something I have to pursue. She met my son last night, and he gave his endorsement. Therefore, I am off to retirement, but wanted to wish you all well before I depart.

I know at times I spouted off at the mouth, at times said things I shouldn't, and upset some people. For this, I apologize, wholeheartedly. I offer no excuses, just apologies. Trust when I say my behavior on this board is NOT how I am in my real life. I feel embarrassed for the things I said and how I acted.

Take care all and Happy Holidays!

EL.[/QUOTE]Eddie,

I wish you and your new lady all the best. And I am glad that you now realize that some of your comments / attitude were indeed a little uncalled for. Enjoy your new life.

[QUOTE=Cetacean;1945058][URL]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ill-do-all-the-things-your-wife-wont-do-20/13078126[/URL]

Just a heads up when it's too good to be true rest assured it is. The audacity of some providers never ceases to amaze me. I'm sure most of you are aware of tineye, use it. I'm sure if you don't and toft without checking there's a good chance you'll wish you had. Caveat Emptor my friends Caveat fucking Emptor.[/QUOTE]Yes this is Arianny Celeste she is also the main UFC ring card girl, If I could pay $.50 for her I'd be broke and homeless.

To all those men that sent me a private message in response to my original post about Payton's Return (post # 2397 dated 11-27-13) please read this. Due to some unforeseen circumstances, Payton had been unable to respond to those of you that did PM and obtain her phone number from me and who have recently texted her. She is sorry that happened, and has now promised that she is able to respond in a prompt and timely manner. She apologizes for the delay and any inconvenience that this has caused you and respectfully asks that you please send her another text now. She still wants to remain UTR and requests NO reviews or sharing of her contact information with others. One request is that you please give her your " handle " on this site as well as any other name (real or fake) that you choose to give her.

On a personal note here, I was fortunate to have had the opportunity and pleasure to be with Payton last week. She is truly a beautiful, sexy, exciting young woman, who was able to allow me to perform as I have not been able to perform for a long time now.

I do not see where to PM you so please PM me or call as Tara gave you my number last summer about something of interest to you.
I just signed up again after being bumped off for outing a thief that others oddly outed as well but did not get booted. LOL. I posted in another state but not here.
I am in NY for a week so contact me soon regarding that interest.



[QUOTE=Quail;1955599]To all those men that sent me a private message in response to my original post about Payton's Return[/quote]

[QUOTE=FreedomToBe;1956652]I do not see where to PM you so please PM me or call as Tara gave you my number last summer about something of interest to you.
I just signed up again after being bumped off for outing a thief that others oddly outed as well but did not get booted. LOL. I posted in another state but not here.
I am in NY for a week so contact me soon regarding that interest.[/QUOTE]Sorry, but I really don't remember you or what you are referring to. To send a PM, click on " quail ". Then screen should show " send a private message " then click on that and go from there.

Seriously, I just got back in from a 30 min with Brooke. All I can say is 'To each their own'! I had another off the hook deep throat cum-session with her and I am still seeing stars;).

I certainly see how guys may not like her digs or gothic-disheveled appearance. I have been there on more than a few occasions and 'untidy' is not nearly a strong enough word... LOL But today it was much more organized and looked like she vacuumed. Her pad very much reminds me of Leah's old place in the student ghetto.

But I don't go and see her for her interior design input. I go to input my cock down her hot, wet, willing and VERY capable throat. After each date I have been asking her questions regarding her limits and she asks mine. Tonight I am still aching and sore from the activities and will be for at least a day or two...and it is awesome:) The torture is just enough and I dig it so fucking MUCH!

The girls who know me, know what I like...if done correctly, I feel it for days afterwards, basking in the tantric joy! When I pop I shoot for the fucking stars and today I would have thought to hit one, but it all went down the hatch instead! YUM YUM YUM ;).

PK tested

PK approved :thumbsup:

Peace

PK

I found a nice gal, outside this business, flop!!

Come to find out she's quite the drinker, and I won't have any part of that type of thing in my life. Just getting out of a dead end marriage, not going from the frying pan to the fire.

However, a good friend of mine has introduced me to a fine gal from Moldova (European) and we're going to hang out one day next week. So here's to hoping!!

If not, back to hobbying for me.

I was happy to hear the news about you finding a good woman and quitting the business. It's disappointing that it didn't work out though. Best of luck with the Maldavian next week.

[QUOTE=EddieLewis;1960776]I found a nice gal, outside this business, flop!!

Come to find out she's quite the drinker, and I won't have any part of that type of thing in my life. Just getting out of a dead end marriage, not going from the frying pan to the fire.

However, a good friend of mine has introduced me to a fine gal from Moldova (European) and we're going to hang out one day next week. So here's to hoping!!

If not, back to hobbying for me.[/QUOTE]

Thanks bro and tell me about it!!

This gal had it all. Educated, smart, beauty, perfect teeth and smile, great body, personality, but man, as soon as that wine bottle opened, it was like she hit a switch to complete monster!! Typical behavior of someone with a drinking problem.

I should have known, a woman with all the features mentioned, and only 34 years young, isn't single just because.

I'll let you know how the Moldavian goes. She's quite a bit younger but hey, why not?!

[QUOTE=Fighter123;1960848]I was happy to hear the news about you finding a good woman and quitting the business. It's disappointing that it didn't work out though. Best of luck with the Maldavian next week.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fighter123;1960848]I was happy to hear the news about you finding a good woman and quitting the business. It's disappointing that it didn't work out though. Best of luck with the Maldavian next week.[/QUOTE]Gentlemen, normally I would put this in rants and raves but because the threads have been hijacked here I decided to place this here just because.

You should realize that this is a general forum for the reporting of men finding women for sex... It's not fucking Maury Povich, and it's not fucking Oprah Winfrey! Talk about your personal lives on your own time. You got some chick that wants to suck your dick for dough? Let's talk about it!! Otherwise nobody gives a fuck!

Peace.

PK.

I want to share stories of backdoor queens and chics who take a monster load in their mouth without so much as a hiccup not some fuckin love story.

Peace out.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;1961254]Gentlemen, normally I would put this in rants and raves but because the threads have been hijacked here I decided to place this here just because.

You should realize that this is a general forum for the reporting of men finding women for sex... It's not fucking Maury Povich, and it's not fucking Oprah Winfrey! Talk about your personal lives on your own time. You got some chick that wants to suck your dick for dough? Let's talk about it!! Otherwise nobody gives a fuck!

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]Amen to that!

[QUOTE=LokiPk;1961254]Gentlemen, normally I would put this in rants and raves but because the threads have been hijacked here I decided to place this here just because.

You should realize that this is a general forum for the reporting of men finding women for sex... It's not fucking Maury Povich, and it's not fucking Oprah Winfrey! Talk about your personal lives on your own time. You got some chick that wants to suck your dick for dough? Let's talk about it!! Otherwise nobody gives a fuck!

Peace.

PK.[/QUOTE]Are you sure it's not EdieLewis, not EddieLewis? Sure sounds like a chick to me.