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My views on SA and my top 10.
I've been on this forum for years, I've been mongering since I was 16, don't ask, I'm a fucked up person. I've seen Baldy rise to fame and then completely disappear. CL become the stuff of legends then relegated to a tragic hooker corner, and Backpage do the same. HX was never for me. Always felt like it was TOO structured, the girls, TOO polished. If I did UBER I'd be a couple grand deep if I got paid for all the miles I've wasted driving down the Western and Figueroa corridors for almost 20 years now. Albeit in the last 4 years it's very rare and now, I'm probably officially retired from that.
So anyway without being long winded. I came across SA 3 years ago, it reminded me of the CL adult gigs section, man. I can't tell you how many "normal" girls I found in that section, girls that didn't have that hard edge, or that emotional disconnect that you see in the hardened professional. The way a girl gets wet, moves, moans. You can tell if you pay attention. In fact there are 3 girls I will still fuck at least once a year, or when they're short on cash, one I found out did porn in 2010, and was the hottest sex I ever had, we fucked for 4 years until she moved to Arizona where she now works at a zoo. Go figure. Or the 18 year old I met who rode me like no one's business. I still see her now and even after 3 kids, at 26 she's still rockin' it. Or my favorite is a girl who I met when she was single, she got married, and I've been fucking her for the last 5 years with that ring on her finger. I paid for her implants. She has a kid with her hubby, there's a chance it could be mine. Who knows.
Anyway the thing I've discovered about SA is that there's 7 categories I put girls into, I should break them down to 10 for a nice even number but so far I have 7.
1. The Pro. The girl that thinks she is the shit, she thinks her time is valuable, and we have to acquiesce to her demands. She dreams with Benjamins. As is honestly a hooker but likes to think that she's better than that. For me one of the dead giveaways is if they tell you that they want a "gift" for meeting because they're time is valuable. Or if their pics are mostly model pics, if they talk about spoiling and gifts, or if they start talking about money right away. These girls generally won't even look at you if you can't shell out 500 per meet. They're usually the hottest girls on SA. But also the most difficult.
2. The Dunce. These girls tend to be younger, 18-20 mostly, they seriously have aspirations that because they're young and hot, that a guy is going to pay them thousands of dollars JUST for their company. This type of girl can be turned into a GEM but the work to do it is just not worth it, unless she's super super super hot. Then. Better put your dick on ice or call up one of your SA Wannabe's to drain the snake in the process.
3. The SA Wannabe. These are the bargain hunts, the black and brown girls that probably belong on CL or BP. They look like girls I'd see on Figueroa, usually from 18-28, mostly black, some latinas and a sprinkle of white girls here and there, usually very trashy. But unlike CL girls they have good attitudes, no pimps, and are grateful for a 100. Most are open to bareback, usually you only fuck them once and move on. But for SA these are the girls that probably get the most action. These are the girls that probably don't even know what wine pairing means. And think Outback steakhouse is fine dining. They can be fun in the sack and cheap. But nothing to write home about.
4. The SA Gems. These are girls that have no business being on SA. They are either really young, no dad, no money and want to live, see the world, experience new things, make them feel special. If you find one of these girls, don't fuck it up by offering her 100. Because she'll just lower her head, shut down, and either cry or head for the door. These kinds of girls take some patience, and affection. But if you do. It pays off big time. It's rare to find one, in 3 years on SA I've found 6. Treat them with respect, show them that you care, small gifts, the occasional shopping spree and you get tight, unprotected clean pussy for days.
5. The Coeds. I love these girls, they tend to be mostly white and asian, or a few latinas / black but are whitewashed. They're not ghetto or from the barrio, usually don't have kids, are younger than 25, and are usually picky so if you're fat or old or really ugly, they'll probably pass unless you offer them big bucks. They're not pros, but unlike the SA wannabe, you'd never find a girl like this on CL or BP. Or with a black pimp. I've paid 120 for a qwikie to some but some I've forked over 300 per meet. It varies, but young tight 20 year old white pussy is a delicacy. At least that's my opinion. These girls tend to be super flaky, so patience is key, but once you meet them once, they will blow your phone up when they want some spending money for a weekend in vegas or if they're short on rent. Seriously. These girls are clingers.
6. The Overqualified. STAY AWAY. These girls are predominately between 26-34 years old, these are mostly girls who are professionals in some field, or models or actresses, and are starting to see that they can't get by, by looks alone, however they have expectations that are much more than it's worth. These girls are the true sugarbabies, these are the girls that tend to be educated or experienced, they are genuinely looking for more than fuck for money, they genuinely want a guy that is going to be the pseudo husband that they haven't been able to bag. A guy that can pay the bills, take them away for the weekend, dine at fine restaurants, the works. These girls probably don't go for guys under 40, and if you're not the type of guy that can fork out 2 k a month, they're out of your league. Learn to profile these types of women and just take a pass, unless you're daddy warbucks and have the cash to subsidize this hottie. Then you're in for a real treat.
7. The trash. The druggies, the backpage hookers, fatties over 200 lbs, these are the fringes of SA. The kind of girls you just go. WTF are you doing here. But some guys have weird tastes so to each his own.
Honestly, SA is a game, fucking is the icing on the cake, really. In my 3 years on SA I've fucked 54 girls, I'm sure there are dudes that have fucked way more, that's cool, I'm not competing with anyone, I've probably met over 100 easy, had 2 relationships, 4 good friends, and a bunch of good stories. What brings me back, is primarily the experience, every time I send an email, there's always that possibility that this girl is going to be AMAZING or it's going to go nowhere, but probably somewhere in between. I'm enclosing my top 10. If any of you have hooked up with these hotties we can swap notes. For their privacy I'm not revealing names or locations.
10. This girl I met in a bar, we talked for hours first time we met, we ended up seeing each other for a few month, best rack I've ever seen on a black girl, period. Unreal. She's a normal girl, I'm sure she has a few daddies, but she's a sweetheart.
9. I met this cutie two years ago when she had JUST turned 18. Tightest you-know-what I've ever experienced. Real sweetheart, very real, honest, vegan.
8. San Pedro was never the same for me when I met this hottie. Best ass I've ever seen. Honduran. Very beautiful face. Loved it when she called me daddy.
7. I only met this one a few times. Too pricey for my book, but she had the softest skin. Amazing tits and just a beautiful personality, but she was on the higher end of my budget.
6. Chased this one for weeks, she was flaky AF. Twice I drove all the way to calabasas only to end up with my balls blue. But when I finally connected. She was a delicacy. But then after a few times she went MIA. =(.
5. I only fucked this once, one night. She would be ranked higher, hotness wise she was the hottest I've ever fucked on SA. She was submissive. Docile. Had a voice that made me want to cum. But she was moving to texas.
4. At first I thought this one was a SA Wannabe, called her at 2 am she told me to come on over to the travelodge, but when I showed up, she was sweet, beautiful, and could take doggie like no one's business. Too bad she moved to Oklahoma.
3. I love Ukrainian women, hottest, submissive in bed, dominant out of bed, great bodies, she was on the pricier side of what I normally do on SA but she was worth it. Great kisser. A dark artist so if you're not deep she can be super detached.
2. She should be #1. Also Ukrainian, met her here, we saw each other for 6 months, never paid her a dime, just bought her stuff, took her on trips, she could drink with the best of them. I miss her. She's in Europe now making someone else happy.
1. This girl is # 1 because she is a rare combination of hotness, beauty, best rack on a female EVER. And also super tight. I would drive 180 miles rountrip to see her, and it was worth it. But then drama in her personal life and she's been MIA.
I'm not here to brag, I'm here to share, it'd be nice if any of you could share. Hollywood is pretty good at that. Props to him, I thought I would throw in my 2 cents, it's been a while since I have.
