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[QUOTE=StyleCouncil;5030097]Trying to focus on the positives, at least I wasn't shot and fed into a wood chipper.

I see that you edited your post, I was going to clean up my last post after reading it but couldn't find the edit button. I thought I remember seeing it at the bottom of my posts by the reply button but maybe I'm thinking of a different forum. Am I somehow missing it or is it only available at a certain post count?[/QUOTE]Just having a laugh, I thought you were throwing a dose of sarcasm our way. Respect for a good honest post Style.

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I recommend always using the "Preview Report" button. The auto correct and grammar filters can play with your posts sometimes. (Also why I hate the money codes being used. The filters fuck them all up).

[QUOTE=Echoniner;5009381]This is Brooklyn, though when I met her, she introduced herself as Brooke. She used to post ads all the time like six months ago, and then she disappeared for a while.

If you search this forum for "basement," you can find some intel on her, mostly negative. I had to close my eyes and think of someone else when I saw her. Not worth repeating with.[/QUOTE]Has anyone seen her since she reappeared?

She was always good for a QV.

But the basement idea was strange.

BoF.

[QUOTE=BallsOfSteele;5033406]Has anyone seen her since she reappeared?

She was always good for a QV.

But the basement idea was strange.

BoF.[/QUOTE]I haven't met her. But her posts are hilarious. And she will do anal for cheap. Just not enuff reviews for. Me to go see her. Basement reviews had me staying away.

When I saw her the one time last winter, I lucked out and had an experience in the most cluttered apartment I've ever seen on top of a sleeping bag on the hardwood floor of a child's room, LOL. Haven't had any interest in going back.

[QUOTE=BallsOfSteele;5033406]Has anyone seen her since she reappeared?

She was always good for a QV.

But the basement idea was strange.

BoF.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Echoniner;5033875]When I saw her the one time last winter, I lucked out and had an experience in the most cluttered apartment I've ever seen on top of a sleeping bag on the hardwood floor of a child's room, LOL. Haven't had any interest in going back.[/QUOTE]I saw her a couple times last winter.

1st time in basement. Totally sucked. I tried for about 30 seconds, then left. She said next time will be. 8.

Soon after, I got a hotel, picked her up, and went to hotel. She bitched about the price, but I held my ground.

Did the deed, it was hardly worth the. 8. Pussy was a bit whiffy, if you know what I mean.

I have not been back, and prolly won't.

BTW, during the ride to hotel, she was nice enough. Chatting, small talk. But between the basement, and the smelly pussy, I will not repeat.

[QUOTE=BoninBoy;5036932]I saw her a couple times last winter.

1st time in basement. Totally sucked. I tried for about 30 seconds, then left. She said next time will be. 8.

Soon after, I got a hotel, picked her up, and went to hotel. She bitched about the price, but I held my ground.

Did the deed, it was hardly worth the. 8. Pussy was a bit whiffy, if you know what I mean.

I have not been back, and prolly won't.

BTW, during the ride to hotel, she was nice enough. Chatting, small talk. But between the basement, and the smelly pussy, I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Could you pm her number if you can.

[QUOTE=RedSoxFan978;5039625]Could you pm her number if you can.[/QUOTE][URL]https://nashua.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/early-bird-special/725086255159[/URL]

It's always funny to me when you see the conversation go like:

A: "That was the worst provider I've ever seen. She smelled bad, had too many rules, and rushed me out the door. ".

B: "Uh, can I get her number?

[QUOTE=RandomFragment;5042775]It's always funny to me when you see the conversation go like:

A: "That was the worst provider I've ever seen. She smelled bad, had too many rules, and rushed me out the door. ".

B: "Uh, can I get her number?[/QUOTE]Those are the ones that make us laugh when we think of our bad times.

[QUOTE=RandomFragment;5042775]It's always funny to me when you see the conversation go like:

A: "That was the worst provider I've ever seen. She smelled bad, had too many rules, and rushed me out the door. ".

B: "Uh, can I get her number?[/QUOTE]I know, right? Can you imagine if I had done a positive review?

Who knows? Some dudes like a fragrant pussy.

[QUOTE=RandomFragment;5042775]It's always funny to me when you see the conversation go like:

A: "That was the worst provider I've ever seen. She smelled bad, had too many rules, and rushed me out the door. ".

B: "Uh, can I get her number?[/QUOTE]This had me scratching and shaking my head too.

[QUOTE=OldTatted;5043857]This had me scratching and shaking my head too.[/QUOTE]Makes me think there's something for everyone.

[QUOTE=RandomFragment;5042775]It's always funny to me when you see the conversation go like:

A: "That was the worst provider I've ever seen. She smelled bad, had too many rules, and rushed me out the door. ".

B: "Uh, can I get her number?[/QUOTE]Yep, It's also amusing and kind of awe inspiring when some folks here are willing to out travel a horny humpback whale in order to get laid. I live in the Nashua area and will almost always stay within a diameter from Manchester to Burlington. I couldn't imagine driving 5 hours one way just for a chance to connect with a gal as some folks here have attested to doing.

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Anyone visit this girl yet?. Talked to her on the phone. Very kind talkative polite girl. However heard alot of goons in the background. Hoping trusted dudes can hit me up on the front or on the back end. Kind of like the physical material world. And the fine matter spiritual world.

[QUOTE=RandomFragment;5042775]It's always funny to me when you see the conversation go like:

A: "That was the worst provider I've ever seen. She smelled bad, had too many rules, and rushed me out the door. ".

B: "Uh, can I get her number?[/QUOTE]Bro, it happened to me just last week.

If you search my posts for Nashua NH (I'm pretty sure) I wrote about how grossed I was about this chick & someone sent me a PM wanting her number. WTF??

Hey, he didn't get ripped off, I am desperate, because I am horny, and my little head leads my around, maybe she will be ok to me, not as bad as that other guy. Maybe She will fall in love with me and have sex with me for free!

Yep, that is what it is.

[QUOTE=DowntownBoy;5044688][URL]https://new-hampshire.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/barbie-like-pretty-ready-for/024504816431[/URL]

Anyone visit this girl yet?. Talked to her on the phone. Very kind talkative polite girl. However heard alot of goons in the background. Hoping trusted dudes can hit me up on the front or on the back end. Kind of like the physical material world. And the fine matter spiritual world.[/QUOTE]I texted with this one. Ad says incall / outcall Nashua. Asked about out, she doesn't have a car. Asked about incall, can't do that either. Asked about me picking her up come to my place, asked where, hesitant, then asked for a number, haven't heard back since, this was Monday. Not going to bother trying again.

[QUOTE=HumptyHarley;5045479]I texted with this one. Ad says incall / outcall Nashua. Asked about out, she doesn't have a car. Asked about incall, can't do that either. Asked about me picking her up come to my place, asked where, hesitant, then asked for a number, haven't heard back since, this was Monday. Not going to bother trying again.[/QUOTE]I'd stay away. Probably a pimp involved. That little blonde girl posted three ads. And I called her and I ended up talking to a different girl. Then the phone number changed she made up some bulshit excuse. So long story short I think a pimp is making ads and changing the phone numbers. I'll just stay away until I hear someone has actually met her. The original phone number in the ad changed to a girl that's now advertising out of Dover nh. Definitely lied to me. Sounds confusing. But probably a pimp involved making 2 different ads. Different girls in the ad.

[QUOTE=DowntownBoy;5044688][URL]https://new-hampshire.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/barbie-like-pretty-ready-for/024504816431[/URL]

Anyone visit this girl yet?. Talked to her on the phone. Very kind talkative polite girl. However heard alot of goons in the background. Hoping trusted dudes can hit me up on the front or on the back end. Kind of like the physical material world. And the fine matter spiritual world.[/QUOTE]Nicely put, DB!

Hey, is it just me, or is that one of the weirder pics in an advertisement, this gal's sideways pic of her lifting her leg. It looks more uncomfortable than sexy. . .

To me, that is stupid. I won't even look at the ad. I am not an Owl, can't move my head in all directions.

[QUOTE=Adobe;5045849]Nicely put, DB!

Hey, is it just me, or is that one of the weirder pics in an advertisement, this gal's sideways pic of her lifting her leg. It looks more uncomfortable than sexy. . .[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mxzsdi;5045909]To me, that is stupid. I won't even look at the ad. I am not an Owl, can't move my head in all directions.[/QUOTE]What is with the bedroom pic? The headboard is duct taped to the wall. 17 electrical cords. Floor looks loose tile. That's not an incall, it's torture chamber. Look at her eyes in the bedroom pic! Looks like a raccoon or she got black eye. WTF! Girl is a hot mess!

[QUOTE=DowntownBoy;5044688][URL]https://new-hampshire.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/barbie-like-pretty-ready-for/024504816431[/URL]

Anyone visit this girl yet?. Talked to her on the phone. Very kind talkative polite girl. However heard alot of goons in the background. Hoping trusted dudes can hit me up on the front or on the back end. Kind of like the physical material world. And the fine matter spiritual world.[/QUOTE]A) No where in her ad (activities might enjoy) does she mention any kind of intercourse.

B) Isn't bright enough to post her goddamn pictures upright! (sorry. Pet peeve).

[QUOTE=RoadStar01;5046384]A) No where in her ad (activities might enjoy) does she mention any kind of intercourse.

B) Isn't bright enough to post her goddamn pictures upright! (sorry. Pet peeve).[/QUOTE]That picture of her with just a hint of nipple visible is a nice touch. (Be nicer if the picture was vertical!

Hello Men,

I took a shot on this one. I was happy with the service.

First some business details.

Pics are accurate to a degree she may use a filter.

Incall was in a nice hotel.

120 for HH.

Now the fun details.

"The massage" was a lack luster attempt but on the flip very good on the my main objective. From there she grabbed the cover and went to town with a fantastic CBJ (Which I am not a fan of) She didn't work it very long but it was good. She asked if I wanted her from behind I said sure went at it for a good while she was very vocal. Told her to flip I wanted mish. She did I worked it and finished in the cover rather quick.

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Stay safe everyone and happy hunting.

So I've been wondering from her ads, are her teeth fucked up? She's hiding them on stg, so I'm assuming yes.

[QUOTE=BoninBoy;5036932]I saw her a couple times last winter.

1st time in basement. Totally sucked. I tried for about 30 seconds, then left. She said next time will be. 8.

Soon after, I got a hotel, picked her up, and went to hotel. She bitched about the price, but I held my ground.

Did the deed, it was hardly worth the. 8. Pussy was a bit whiffy, if you know what I mean.

I have not been back, and prolly won't.

BTW, during the ride to hotel, she was nice enough. Chatting, small talk. But between the basement, and the smelly pussy, I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Adobe;5045849]Nicely put, DB!

Hey, is it just me, or is that one of the weirder pics in an advertisement, this gal's sideways pic of her lifting her leg. It looks more uncomfortable than sexy. . .[/QUOTE]Looks kinda like a dog taking a leak. Sounds like a bad idea to visit.

[QUOTE=TheHunter;5047586]Hello Men,

I took a shot on this one. I was happy with the service.

First some business details.

Pics are accurate to a degree she may use a filter.

Incall was in a nice hotel.

120 for HH.

Now the fun details.

"The massage" was a lack luster attempt but on the flip very good on the my main objective. From there she grabbed the cover and went to town with a fantastic CBJ (Which I am not a fan of) She didn't work it very long but it was good. She asked if I wanted her from behind I said sure went at it for a good while she was very vocal. Told her to flip I wanted mish. She did I worked it and finished in the cover rather quick.

[URL]https://nashua.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lets-playsweetest-come-get-so/606276534207[/URL]

Stay safe everyone and happy hunting.[/QUOTE]She wants to please but is rough on the eyes. Her teeth are a little fucked up! Good value and more fun than Asian for 140 hh.

[QUOTE=MassGuyInNh;5048736]She wants to please but is rough on the eyes. Her teeth are a little fucked up! Good value and more fun than Asian for 140 hh.[/QUOTE]Exactly older than her pics but definitely does the job. MassGuyInNh I feel we we hunt the same type of fun. Same animal sometimes a different jungle type situation.

Happy Hunting Gang.

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A complete waste of time.

She's a squirrel with demons. You can tell right off the bat. She babbles on for about 5 minutes then She heads into the bathroom. Her body shows it too.

She'll send you videos and pics if you ask. She got a great little pussy and cute little nipples.

She makes all kinds of promises and then doesn't deliver. No head, no kissing, no anal, no DATY, doesn't really like to be touched, no "disrespectful talk", says she's never really done it but covers are magically available.

Looks like she's at the dentist while she starts jerking you off to get you hard and at one point flipped out and then blamed me, that she had to start over.

So I convinced her to give me HJ until hard. They she lies back for standing mish. Likes to be pounded hard and about 2 minutes in asks if your done yet. At that point I said no and picked up the pace. It was the only time she looked semi-relaxed. She was nice and tight.

I just finished and left her .6 we agreed on $ for everything, and two pops, so I subtracted .4 for BJ.

No sign of a male in the room at all but the room is a mess. The fridge is taped closed with about a roll of tape. She seems to eat whatever was on the breakfast buffet. She had enough for 4 meals sitting there.

Its a nice hotel I can't imagine how she is paying for it. I can't see her getting repeat customers.

I'm going to be visiting the area from out the town next weekend. Who is a must see, safe girl? Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=AnonCt420;5054513]I'm going to be visiting the area from out the town next weekend. Who is a must see, safe girl? Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]No such thing in Nashua LOL.

Is Ana Alexus Legit?

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Seen her postings for months now but no reviews good or bad.

[QUOTE=Belerian;5063707]Is Ana Alexus Legit?

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Seen her postings for months now but no reviews good or bad.[/QUOTE]There are many bad reviews. Look up in the Lowell section and many other's. Plus if a provider is posting multiple times a day, she's def not getting customers which is a red flag as well.

[QUOTE=Belerian;5063707]Is Ana Alexus Legit?

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Seen her postings for months now but no reviews good or bad.[/QUOTE]Yes, she is legit. But unfortunately mostly bad reviews (myself included). I posted in the Lowell forum back in April (post 604). I would avoid! Any positive reviews that have trickled through somehow get deleted or seem to be fake. Here is what I wrote:

Posts: 64.

Ana Alexis.

[URL]https://lowell.skipthegames.com/fema...e/831140679588[/URL]

Well the newbie had his first bailout. I swear I remember reading good reviews about Ana Alexis, who has been posting in Bedford but also Lowell and Dracut. We picked a time and she told me to text her when I'm 5 min away. She texts me first and I told her about 5 minutes, then I texted when I got to the hotel in Lexington. She gave me the room number and I drove over. I saw her peak her head through the curtain in the window and then I walked over. I knocked very lightly and she screamed "HOLD ON". I could hear her arguing with someone, I wasn't sure if it was on the phone or not.

At this point I wanted to run but my little head wanted to give her a chance. She popped her head out, and said she just needs a few more minutes because her friend is leaving (and referred to them as a him). I told her I will wait in the car, where I went in and took off immediately. She looked like she was on drugs and was definitely not worth $160 for HH. Even a $100 discount wouldn't be enough for me and I'm not picky. She looked nothing like the pics, but one of the reviews I saw recently said she looked better than the pics. I noticed she is no longer on them, maybe they were fake reviews?

Anyway if you didn't know this, avoid her at all costs! She is using 2 phone numbers: 978-267-3737 and also 978-350-0053.

This one is ome to avoid. I pulled up to her place and she met me out front. When I walked in the place was filthy. Mattress on the floor with a sheet that hadn't been washed in weeks at least. She said $100, I was already here so figured. Imma get a quick nut and gtfo. She started asking for money up front, which is always a no. I put it on the dresser and said she could take it afterward. I payed down, she started giving me head then said, "for 100 you got to cum. " I wasn't sure Ben hard. She sucked for like maybe 5 minutes then stood up and was like I can't do this. I was like what? she was like I got to get out of here. She grabbed the cash got dressed and legit left before I had my clothes on. I was pretty pissed but just got in the car and left.

Stay away. You've been warned.

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[QUOTE=NastySD;5064158]This one is ome to avoid. I pulled up to her place and she met me out front. When I walked in the place was filthy. Mattress on the floor with a sheet that hadn't been washed in weeks at least. She said $100, I was already here so figured. Imma get a quick nut and gtfo. She started asking for money up front, which is always a no. I put it on the dresser and said she could take it afterward. I payed down, she started giving me head then said, "for 100 you got to cum. " I wasn't sure Ben hard. She sucked for like maybe 5 minutes then stood up and was like I can't do this. I was like what? she was like I got to get out of here. She grabbed the cash got dressed and legit left before I had my clothes on. I was pretty pissed but just got in the car and left.

Stay away. You've been warned.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NastySD;5064158]This one is ome to avoid. I pulled up to her place and she met me out front. When I walked in the place was filthy. Mattress on the floor with a sheet that hadn't been washed in weeks at least. She said $100, I was already here so figured. Imma get a quick nut and gtfo. She started asking for money up front, which is always a no. I put it on the dresser and said she could take it afterward. I payed down, she started giving me head then said, "for 100 you got to cum. " I wasn't sure Ben hard. She sucked for like maybe 5 minutes then stood up and was like I can't do this. I was like what? she was like I got to get out of here. She grabbed the cash got dressed and legit left before I had my clothes on. I was pretty pissed but just got in the car and left.

Stay away. You've been warned.[/QUOTE]Great review; truly excellent! Well done!

Now; whom is it we should avoid?

[QUOTE=NastySD;5064158]This one is ome to avoid. I pulled up to her place and she met me out front. When I walked in the place was filthy. Mattress on the floor with a sheet that hadn't been washed in weeks at least. She said $100, I was already here so figured. Imma get a quick nut and gtfo. She started asking for money up front, which is always a no. I put it on the dresser and said she could take it afterward. I payed down, she started giving me head then said, "for 100 you got to cum. " I wasn't sure Ben hard. She sucked for like maybe 5 minutes then stood up and was like I can't do this. I was like what? she was like I got to get out of here. She grabbed the cash got dressed and legit left before I had my clothes on. I was pretty pissed but just got in the car and left.

Stay away. You've been warned.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link?

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[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;5064453]Great review; truly excellent! Well done!

Now; whom is it we should avoid?[/QUOTE]

She's young, she's cute, she posts every day, and has ridiculous low prices. This seems to be way too good to be true. Anyone know?

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