Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigLittleHead;3633753]So, I was in that mood. With some $$ in the pocket.

I first went to the hood massage my the prison, and as I walked in I could see that mamasan was the one who would be doing the session and so I said I was just inquiring of pricing and left as.

I just couldn't see it going to well.

Fast forward an hour and its like 7 or 8 pm, and I'm still in that mood, so I visited the Pershing one. Door was locked but the girl answered and unlocked, Zero English and was using a translation app on the phone.

Asian lady maybe 40 years old. Did the hour and I'm very use to the game and all the hints. She had the joggers on and I was rubbing and feeling everywhere no issues. But at the end she was like SS and kinda.

Poured oil on jimmy and encouraged me. No. All my persuasions weren't enough. Left unhappy.

It was around 10 pm then, and I called Hunan on 39 and they were closing so. Out of luck.

Then another girl calls me back and says when can I be there, and it was Hunan. She said, but this place was on 22nd by the barber shop, so I said 10 minutes.

They opened back up for me, again older lady but what choice do I have all else is closed, and she shut door after my arrival. I think they (she) also lives there because I saw a cot / bed behind the reception area.

And I heard some kids and adult (asian) voice down the hall.

Anyways she was nice, not my ideal type, 40's or so solid body not fat but not small. I did the roaming she laughs. Resisted the ending but in the end just sat down and took care of it like its common.

It was a bit too hard for me I don't need a jackhammer. Then the after shower. Bath suicided table that you have to stand on a milk crate to get onto. And did more rub and tug there to make sure I was clean.

All in all. I've had 2 misses at the 22nd one, but this turned out great. - hate that those deceiving ad's reel me in with photos of how asians should look.

First place. 20 tip. For ZIP!!

2nd place. 40.

In retrospect. I shoulda just hit BP for the $$ spent.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you had a similar night to me the other night. I went to the one on 52nd Street and had the worst massage with no happiness. After that I decided to try the one on 64th no answer, I called over to Shanghai they said one hour wait, so I stopped at the new one on 22nd ave and met a new provider Yuyu who is on top of her game. The whole ordeal only took me 2 hours though. 70 bucks including tip at the first place and 90 including tip at the second place. She only had time for half an hour there. I really think next time you go to 64th that you see Lucy. Very friendly.

She advertises on craigs list Nude massage, contacted her twice 1st time I could not make it I contacted Sun said she would open 3 pm, called no answer left VM never called back. Anyone had any luck? Sunflower got a good review on another site.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3634676]She advertises on craigs list Nude massage, contacted her twice 1st time I could not make it I contacted Sun said she would open 3 pm, called no answer left VM never called back. Anyone had any luck? Sunflower got a good review on another site.[/QUOTE]Who advertises nude? Didn't find it.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3635470]Who advertises nude? Didn't find it.[/QUOTE]I find his post hard to follow. It would be cool if he put a quote in there so we knew what he was talking about.

I checked yesterday she had 2 ads posted the 6 16th both are down.

I looked on CL today she reposted last night. Good luck. (Casual encounters).

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;3635470]Who advertises nude? Didn't find it.[/QUOTE]Reviewed in the craigslist section post 58.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3635875]I looked on CL today she reposted last night. Good luck. (Casual encounters).[/QUOTE]This section on the forum is massage parlor reports, not Craigslist.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3636145]This section on the forum is massage parlor reports, not Craigslist.[/QUOTE]Yep I agree it seems like some of these guys don't know what forum there in.

It would also be nice if they would add a quote so we can. Reference as to what they're talking about.

Went to washington road AMP.

Young ok looking ladies but completely legit and massage sucks. Keep trying to get me to do myself also.

Was a big turn off even though I was ready to go.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3636585]Went to washington road AMP.

Young ok looking ladies but completely legit and massage sucks. Keep trying to get me to do myself also.

Was a big turn off even though I was ready to go.[/QUOTE]Forgot to ADD that MR LOUDMONGER payed a visit there.

HOW MUCH FOR THIS AND THAT? (menu is right in his face).

CAN I USE MY CREDIT CARD?

THAT'S A LOT.

HOW LONG OF A WAIT?

Girls barely speak english. And he just talks louder.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3636585]Went to washington road AMP.

Young ok looking ladies but completely legit and massage sucks. Keep trying to get me to do myself also.

Was a big turn off even though I was ready to go.[/QUOTE]Yes, saw some poor reviews in [URL]rubmaps.com[/URL] also. Not a tug shack.

[QUOTE=Jackel000;3636686]Forgot to ADD that MR LOUDMONGER payed a visit there.

HOW MUCH FOR THIS AND THAT? (menu is right in his face).

CAN I USE MY CREDIT CARD?

THAT'S A LOT.

HOW LONG OF A WAIT?

Girls barely speak english. And he just talks louder.[/QUOTE]I don't know why people are loud like that. I try to be as discreet as possible in fact most times the talking is done in the room. Usually the only conversation at the desk is "1 hour or half-hour?"1 hour please and I'm gone into the room.

Yes we've all heard Mr Loud Monger before. Worst thing is to hear him complaining or negotiating in the middle of my happy moment. Very distracting!

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3636804]Yes, saw some poor reviews in [URL]rubmaps.com[/URL] also. Not a tug shack.[/QUOTE]Well thought they wised up because it said erotic massage. There were a lot of guys showing up, so the bait worked.

Went to 52nd a few days back, early evening timeframe. Was met by ok looking 30-35 year old in USA years, wearing yoga pants and typical flower shirt. Took the hour choice. She asked if I was new. Told her been going there for years. Her English was good for the simple stuff and said her name was Tina, who was new to me, but the name can be seen on the Rubmaps site (anyone else had her? Nice massage. YMMV as I'm not picky about quality, I can't tell the different between great and ok. Bad or lame, yes I would know it. Worked shoulders and arms and worked her way around. Did some nice teasing with reach unders to touch the boys. All the while allowed free roaming, legs, rear and as best I could near the cooch.

She had to answer the door a couple of times because the mamsan wasn't there. I think this is a trade off, though. I think they are more open if she isn't there. Anyone know if they are under tighter reigns if she is there?

On the flip she she did some more teasing. Got hre top off and she was wearing a battle suit under her shirt. Thankfully that came off. Not perky, but they are large Bs / small Cs. Her body had a little flab but was not bad enough for the battle suit, but whatever. I think this put her at real age of 40-45. She went above and beyond on the way to the HE. Ending was a toe curler. After I finished, she did the temple / forehead / neck thing and I must have I dozed off for a minute. I told her I was tired. She laughed and said "you fell asleep. " Then things got a litte odd. Then she said "you stay night. Go home in morning?" I'm not sure if I don't get their sense of humor or she was serious. Unfortunately, I wasn't in a place I could find out as the SO isn't out of town. She told me to come back next week. Sadly money doesn't flow that freely for me and I said maybe in a month or two.

All in all, a nice girl, good time. Would recommend.

Damage 6/6. (above and beyond, thus 6 for tip).

Good. Fun time.

Bad. Left with a cliffhanger LOL.

Ugly. Got interrupted a couple of times.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;3638424]Went to 52nd a few days back, early evening timeframe. Was met by ok looking 30-35 year old in USA years, wearing yoga pants and typical flower shirt. Took the hour choice. She asked if I was new. Told her been going there for years. Her English was good for the simple stuff and said her name was Tina,

She had to answer the door a couple of times because the mamsan wasn't there. I think this is a trade off, though. I think they are more open if she isn't there. Anyone know if they are under tighter reigns if she is there?

On the flip she she did some more teasing. Got hre top off and she was wearing a battle suit.

Then she said "you stay night. Go home in morning?"

All in all, a nice girl, good time.

Ugly. Got interrupted a couple of times.[/QUOTE]I edited the quote for easier reading.

Wow completely different experience that I had there last week with the other girl Helen. I had the lamest massage with absolutely no hint of anything more than that. I do think I heard another voice there so your comment about MMS being and having different service without her may make sense. In my experience that may have been a damper but hard to say.

Just goes to show YMMV can be a ***** sometimes. The part about you spending the night either was a tease or she was looking to give you a GFE for some extra tip or you misunderstood here but it doesn't sound like it.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3638486]I edited the quote for easier reading.

Wow completely different experience that I had there last week with the other girl Helen. I had the lamest massage with absolutely no hint of anything more than that. I do think I heard another voice there so your comment about MMS being and having different service without her may make sense. In my experience that may have been a damper but hard to say.

Just goes to show YMMV can be a ***** sometimes. The part about you spending the night either was a tease or she was looking to give you a GFE for some extra tip or you misunderstood here but it doesn't sound like it.[/QUOTE]Ask for Tina or Coco if she is there, they will give you good service along with some nice extras. Never been with Helen and if Sophia is there stay away, she is just terrible.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3639139]Ask for Tina or Coco if she is there, they will give you good service along with some nice extras. Never been with Helen and if Sophia is there stay away, she is just terrible.

AJ.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I meant 56th St, not 52nd.

AJ.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3638486]

MMS being and having different service without her may make sense. In my experience that may have been a damper but hard to say.
[/QUOTE]From my limited experience I've had the best times when mamasan was not home. When mamasan is there I've gotten the standard finish and was never led on to believe there was more. Of course YMMV.

What's on 56?

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3639548]Sorry, I meant 56th St, not 52nd.

AJ.[/QUOTE]I just looked. I could not find an AMP on 56th Street.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3639725]I just looked. I could not find an AMP on 56th Street.[/QUOTE]He was right the first time. It's 52nd. Don't know why he changed it. And if you see Sophia the pimply faced girl with glasses, run the other way.

[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;3640037]He was right the first time. It's 52nd. Don't know why he changed it. And if you see Sophia the pimply faced girl with glasses, run the other way.[/QUOTE]You know the last and only time I was there my provider had glasses too but I couldn't tell that her face was very pimply or maybe she was medicating it or something. Anyways I was thinking that this girl could have been Sophia. I asked her her name and it sounded like "Hileen" so I construed that to mean Helen. This girl was definitely young and had glasses but no pimple face. Also I felt bad that I only Tipped her $10 but the massage was extremely lame. I left unhappy.

[QUOTE=BrewCityGuy;3640037]He was right the first time. It's 52nd. Don't know why he changed it. And if you see Sophia the pimply faced girl with glasses, run the other way.[/QUOTE]Sorry, got my streets mixed up.

AJ.

Stopped in got a massage a few days ago (I like to wait before I post) one thing I hate about this place is that three-quarter high walls. Heard the whole conversation going on next to me. Well, just enough for the conversation to know the old dude was hitting on me provider. More details in the Kenosha blog.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;3637246]Girls barely speak english. And he just talks louder..... I don't know why people are loud like that. [/QUOTE]Because the louder you talk, the easier it is for them to suddenly understand English language.

Anyone try BA Sheridan Winthrop harbor ill? New owners I want to go next week. I called old number no longer in service. I spotted their ad on another site. 262 XXXX002. When I go I will post.

I went to Northside last week around 1130 noon time. A lady answered the door. She wasn't the real old lady with the wrinkly face, but a short lady, maybe around 50, smaller in the chest. I don't know if she was an MT or not, but I asked if Cindy was in. Nope, she said only me. I don't know if she does massages, but I told her last time I had Cindy last time and wanted her so I left. I wish the MTs would show up during business hours. I guess that's the nature of the biz.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3645645]Anyone try BA Sheridan Winthrop harbor ill? New owners I want to go next week. I called old number no longer in service. I spotted their ad on another site. 262 XXXX002. When I go I will post.[/QUOTE]Girl who works there only allows SS. She'll caress everything else. Not sure on her roaming. She's married and I think they live there with their kid. The one time I went there, the child was walking around.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3645645]Anyone try BA Sheridan Winthrop harbor ill? New owners I want to go next week. I called old number no longer in service. I spotted their ad on another site. 262 XXXX002. When I go I will post.[/QUOTE]I drove past there tonight at 8:30 all the lights were out. It did appear to be open on Tuesday night though.

I tried BZ Spa. Rang bell, no respose after several minutes in the cold and on display on a very busy street.

Left and went to Sunflower. Went inside but waited 5 minutes ang nobody showed up.

Went back to BZ. Called and she met me at the door. Not 20 as advertised but maybe 35. Massage was painful at times and evolved into an oily mess. Hot towel was a wash cloth and there was no HE despite my pleas. Waste of time and money.

[QUOTE=WorthSr;3647558]I tried BZ Spa. Rang bell, no respose after several minutes in the cold and on display on a very busy street.

Left and went to Sunflower. Went inside but waited 5 minutes ang nobody showed up.

Went back to BZ. Called and she met me at the door. Not 20 as advertised but maybe 35. Massage was painful at times and evolved into an oily mess. Hot towel was a wash cloth and there was no HE despite my pleas. Waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that. I'm surprised that no one came out to greet you at Sunflowers. Although she might have been hot and heavy into what she was doing. And there usually is only one girl there. They've got to do something about that. It has been mentioned here before.

Hearing that, the only solution I could think of is to open and close the door a couple times so the chime rings, maybe she didn't hear the chime. Come to think of it, when I was in there on the table when she went to get the hot towel she was surprised to see somebody sitting in the waiting area so the chime must not be that loud.

Try Shanghai, older providers but you will leave happy.

At BZ, as far as an oily mess, what happened? No hot towel? How about the provider? How did she look? Did you at least leave happy?

I called Thur., she said she was busy told me to come in 1 hr, time did not permit. Their # is on BP under therapeutic. The open sign is for the other business. They are on the north side of the building, lights will be on inside. I drive by daily on my way to and from work. It appears she drives a small black SUV and parks on southside. Was there when previous ran it, was legit then.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3647698]I called Thur., she said she was busy told me to come in 1 hr, time did not permit. Their # is on BP under therapeutic. The open sign is for the other business. They are on the north side of the building, lights will be on inside. I drive by daily on my way to and from work. It appears she drives a small black SUV and parks on southside. Was there when previous ran it, was legit then.[/QUOTE]I just realized I had the wrong place, I was thinking of BA Winthrop harbor. The above report is for BA.

My previous report was a mistake I was thinking of BA on Sheridan rd in Winthrop harbor.

[QUOTE=Cabbie2;3648020]My previous report was a mistake I was thinking of BA on Sheridan rd in Winthrop harbor.[/QUOTE]After carefully reading your original report on BA, I see you you're not satisfied when you left. I guess the reason you went there is because she thought there was New Management and things would change. I have read on rubmapscom that many have gone there with no HE.

And you are saying you drove all the way to sunflowers and all the way back to ba. That's a hell of a drive. I think I would have just dropped in to Shanghai which is on the way. Or 65th Street, that is closer than Sunflowers. 65th Street is probably my favorite, just because of Lucy. And don't forget there is a new girl there now.

The lure of sunflowers is strong though.

Big thanks to the guy who discovered Yuyu.

Walked in and greeted by short, little chunky face, but ok bod, mid 40 ish lady wearing a silk Chinese top. Led to room and told "wait 15 minutes. You get ready". She was finishing with another one of you guys. No problem, allowed some time to relax on the table. She comes back and this is Yuyu, took the hour.

Nice, hard massage, good teasing and after 10-15 minutes she got right down to business with the flip. Lot of funny talking "you like" "good yes" , etc and said "number one" a couple of times. Didn't quite know what that meant. Very playful and accommodating. Good times were had. The "why" was undergoing monthly maintenance but got the impression it would be open later (mark your calendars, guys).

Aftwards, she started on my back again and started the teasing again after a while. Had me flip again and had another go. No bullets left though, but she made a gallant effort, was even sweating. That explains why she was saying "number one"? She told me to come back next week. I told her next month and she gave me the cutest little pout face. Aw shucks. Water bottle, hugs, and kissee and I was led out. Including my wait time I was on the table for well over an hour. Defiintely not shorted on time.

Highly recommend the experience. If she was a young 25 years old, she would be the golden unicorn. YMMV, but probably not.

Damage 65/45.

Good. Yuyu good. Yuyu massage good. Yuyu fun good.

Bad. The place and room is kind of old and makeshift. Was interupted twice as she was the only one there.

Ugly. There is nowhere to hide when you go in and walk out. There is no other reason in the world for you to be in that area if you are spotted.

FYI for fans of Heather. Called Northside to see who was there. No answer and didn't leave message. Cindy called back. Told her I had to work and she mentioned Heather was "on leave", whatever that means.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;3650705]Big thanks to the guy who discovered Yuyu.

Walked in and greeted by short, little chunky face, but ok bod, mid 40 ish lady wearing a silk Chinese top. Led to room and told "wait 15 minutes. You get ready". She was finishing with another one of you guys. No problem, allowed some time to relax on the table. She comes back and this is Yuyu, took the hour.

Nice, hard massage, good teasing and after 10-15 minutes she got right down to business with the flip. Lot of funny talking "you like" "good yes" , etc and said "number one" a couple of times. Didn't quite know what that meant. Very playful and accommodating. Good times were had. The "why" was undergoing monthly maintenance but got the impression it would be open later (mark your calendars, guys).

Aftwards, she started on my back again and started the teasing again after a while. Had me flip again and had another go. No bullets left though, but she made a gallant effort, was even sweating. That explains why she was saying "number one"? She told me to come back next week. I told her next month and she gave me the cutest little pout face. Aw shucks. Water bottle, hugs, and kissee and I was led out. Including my wait time I was on the table for well over an hour. Defiintely not shorted on time.

Highly recommend the experience. If she was a young 25 years old, she would be the golden unicorn. YMMV, but probably not.

Damage 65/45.

Good. Yuyu good. Yuyu massage good. Yuyu fun good.

Bad. The place and room is kind of old and makeshift. Was interupted twice as she was the only one there.

Ugly. There is nowhere to hide when you go in and walk out. There is no other reason in the world for you to be in that area if you are spotted.[/QUOTE]That number one thing is a compliment I think. I got it a few times from other asians. Probably saying you are the best guy.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;3650705]Big thanks to the guy who discovered Yuyu.

Walked in and greeted by short, little chunky face, but ok bod, mid 40 ish lady wearing a silk Chinese top. Led to room and told "wait 15 minutes. You get ready". She was finishing with another one of you guys. No problem, allowed some time to relax on the table. She comes back and this is Yuyu, took the hour.

Nice, hard massage, good teasing and after 10-15 minutes she got right down to business with the flip. Lot of funny talking "you like" "good yes" , etc and said "number one" a couple of times. Didn't quite know what that meant. Very playful and accommodating. Good times were had. The "why" was undergoing monthly maintenance but got the impression it would be open later (mark your calendars, guys).

Aftwards, she started on my back again and started the teasing again after a while. Had me flip again and had another go. No bullets left though, but she made a gallant effort, was even sweating. That explains why she was saying "number one"? She told me to come back next week. I told her next month and she gave me the cutest little pout face. Aw shucks..[/QUOTE]I'll take credit for the Yu Yu discovery although many have been on her table before I'm sure.

Yeah you just got to little love listening to her.

"Yu Yu like you. Yu Yu good. Yu Yu like you". "Yu Yu do good massage".

"You number one". I'm jealous now. I thought she really meant I was number one!

Yes I know she was having monthly maintenance done as her 'Aunt Flo' is here to visit this week. Definitely a professional though.