Sorry interrupted didn't realize post went thru
[QUOTE=PinkFloyd; 1198192]I think its affecting your memory, bro! LOL!
You're cracking me up man but if you submit a third report on Jayd's three cats amd her ugly kitty, you're going to get flagged for piling on and unecessary roughness! LOL! Just messing with you! Sorry about your encounter![/QUOTE]The other half came home unexpectedly when I did the first one and I shut down computer instantly on first one and the second one it told me I wasn't logged in. Now you know I am serious when I say time is always an issue for me. Heck when you have to steal 5 minutes in the bathroom just to get on here you know it is really a job to steal time for a provider.
I didn't mean to pile on Jayd because she was cool and up to whatever I am just not sure she was born with that. I know everyone likes different things like some get into the 60in ass and I don't get that but for the ones up for most I bet Jayd would be a great time. Just not my cup of tea. Next time, I will check to make sure a post didn't go thru.
Sorry Pink, didn't realize post went thru.
[QUOTE=PinkFloyd; 1198192]I think its affecting your memory, bro! LOL!
You're cracking me up man but if you submit a third report on Jayd's three cats amd her ugly kitty, you're going to get flagged for piling on and unecessary roughness! LOL! Just messing with you! Sorry about your encounter![/QUOTE]Couple of reasons, I have multiple Jayd posts. First, better half popped up unexpectedly so I had o do a quick computer turn off and because a lot of times if I take too long to post it says I am logged out so I didn't mean to be overly harsh on Jayd. In fact, I hated posting that because as far as being easy to deal with and eager to please she was great and IMO if a monger doesn't mind that it might not be OEM then I would say she would be great.
I will check next time to make sure post didn't go thru though. I am always mismanaging my time so even when I get on here I am in a hurry so I will try to do better.
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Ok had a dream after work today. And dreamt of taylor. She said she is new. And from Atlanta (go figure LOL) was asking for $.5 for half hour. She heard my apprehension. So dropped it to $.25. I decided to TOFTT. Met her off Merchants. Walked in. First thing. Dog roaming around in her room. Didn't bother me. But other mongers it might. Asked for the exchange. Then stripped. Perfect little spinner body. BUT. Holy hell. Don't think she had ever heard of a razor. Columbian is right. Like the friggin Amazon jungle down there. I undressed then layed down. Alot of small talk. Not bad. Then to a HJ. Then the party hat. Trust me. If your bigger than average. Her party hats won't stay on. LOL. Anyway. She spends 10 minutes cleaning the lube from the party hat. Before a CBJ. I said what the hell? She said " its nasty". After a few more of said CBJ. She said I would have to take command. I donned my machete and pith helmet. And dove in.
Trust me. She is NOT. Repeat NOT even close to GFE. She's a MAJOR germaphobe. Her saliva stays with her. Not on you. And same goes for you. No digits close or saliva near her pit of darkness. Also a MAJOR clock watcher. She gets into it though. Dirty talk. Hot and heavy. She never touches you (major turn off). Continually telling you what time you have left. After release. She's rushing you (I have another guy on his way in a minute) but will offer you clean towels. (WTH? LOL)
Stay away from her. Not worth whatever you give her. She's personable. But her bedside sucks. I won't repeat
You know you're intrigued?
*Dear gentlemen, I'm not going to lower myself to start a forum soap opera like a certain particular person. I would think if you have to base your interest in a provider on ONE bogus quote then that's your issue. For those of you that take this as the 11th Commandment then that's also on you*
[QUOTE=P Hunt 37; 1197666]Hey fellas, I have been on the do for a while. I turned a waitress that was struggling and even though it seemed cheaper I found out the hard way again that in the long run the pro is really the only way to go. Paying a few bills for them here and there for them may seem like a bargain but it doesn't take them long to forget it is a business deal and expect to be involved in your everyday life. The headaches that then come are not worth the little bit of $ saved.
Anyway this a review about Jayd. Location is good in a West Knox apt complex, she was easy to deal with and even negotiated. I do not usually negotiate but since she asked for more. 5 more than Alexis I said no thanks. She then said what would I be comfortable with so we agreed on $.5.
She meet me at the door in a black Teddy similar to the one in her pics on BP. She was wearing stockings and heels and boy is her legs long. She invited me in and her place was tidy but she has 3 or 4 cats so if allergic or just not wanting to be smothered in cat hair then wrong place. I am going to be straight up even though Jayd was extremely cool. She is slim and has huge bolt ons and her legs are very long. She went to work with her hands and was asking what I wanted her to do. I told her time was an issue so I just wanted to slam and jam then be on my way. Sorry guys, I am not one that wants the GFE, I am normally the one clock watching cause I normally only have very little time. She took me back to the bedroom and pushed me on the bed and pulled off my shorts, she was only in panties and stockings now and jumped on me and started riding me cowgirl style with her panties still on. She said why don't I got an idea why don't I just ride you til you pop. I said no I want to screw. There was no penetration just dry humping through panties. She said fine and offered to blow me but I said no and we needed to get on with it. She broke outa raincoat and slid it on me and started to mount me again with her panties still on. I told her I wanted to start mish and lose the panties. She said fine and all along was cool. However, when she finally took off her panties, I got a look at her shaved kitty. I have never seen a kitty that looked like that and I instantly went limp. It looked altered, honestly I could not get out of there fast enough. I have since thought about it and wonder, well never mind. Jayd was very nice and cool and who knows it may have been nice. There was an opening but it looked weird and not like huge curtains. I cannot explain it. I didn't give Jayd a hard time just excused myself and left. Upon reflection, now it seems like she made an effort to keep the panties on and keep me from eyeballing it and was willing to meet my needs, probably would have been a good time had I followed her lead and it is not like we all haven't just slid the panties to the side before got it done without them being removed. I would advise any that want to sample Jayd do that. Not my cup of tea but if you like the unusual she is eager to please. [/QUOTE]
Intrigued about Jayd? Damn right!
[QUOTE=TNJayd;1199637]*Dear gentlemen, I'm not going to lower myself to start a forum soap opera like a certain particular person. I would think if you have to base your interest in a provider on ONE bogus quote then that's your issue. For those of you that take this as the 11th Commandment then that's also on you*[/QUOTE]Well darling, I guess I will have to come over, just to see for myself, what the excitement is all about. You have several nice reviews.
Intrigued? Damn right.
Nick
Got to Get My Eyes Checked!
[QUOTE=Nickn3; 1199942]Well darling, I guess I will have to come over, just to see for myself, what the excitement is all about. You have several nice reviews.
Intrigued? Damn right.
Nick[/QUOTE]2 years ago I was REAL CLOSE to the No. 1 kitty in the house and I didn't notice anything unusual, LOL. Had a great time. Jayd puts more effort into the session than most (sexy outfit and porn on the TV). I didn't repeat because at the time she was asking for close to $$$. But now that she seems to be more charitable I may have to have a follow up (after I get those new glasses).
Yet another rave for Barbie
Monday morning, I texted my fave 20yo companion,"I want to make today a BARBIE DAY! Whaddy say?" After lunch, I got on I-40, Knoxville bound. This was about the 5th time I've driven the two hours plus from Asheville just to spend an hour with Barbie. But I just realized I'd never posted a report about her here.
Some of you may be thinking the last thing you need to see is another post about how great Barbie is. I actually think she's under-appreciated. You Knox dudes don't know how good you've got it. Same goes for Alexis. I would gladly trade the whole selection of Asheville babes for just these two. Let you boys drive through the Smokey freakin' Mountains and back for a change just to see them.
So, anyway, I got to her area a little early, and decided to duck into the cycle shop to wait for Barbie to summon me over. While in there, I picked up this totally bitchin' biker chick T-shirt for her. I knew Barbie would love it, but she acted so appreciative you would have thought I'd given her a gold bracelet. What a great girl. And she looked fantastic in the shirt, along with a pink skirt and the white headband she asked me to pick up at the dollar store. A real killer innocent / bad girl combination. The gear all enhanced our time together very nicely, but of course any time spent with Barbie is going to be a total blast. And it just keeps getting better and better.
Okay, we now return you to your usual programming of bait and switch complaints and requests about fake pics.
Thanks for the Reality Check
Now I'm glad I didn't get hold of her.
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Barbie very disappointing
I been hearing good reviews about barbie the spinner who does 2 girls appt with the gorgous lexis sometimes. Let me tell yall the dream I wanted to have with barbie. Well I was like I got to see and meet this barbie that everyones bragging about. So one day I was horny and ready to dream so I called barbie to set something up. She anwsered the phone and I ask was she available. She said "I will be aournd 5pm, I said well dang I not sure if I can make that, then she ask me was I black and I said well yes and she said sorry I can't see you. My eyes was like what, I was like really, she yes I can't see you sorry and we hung up. I really couldn't believe what just happened. I guess even in the monger world racism still exist. I am a very smart, attractive, and successful man and she want give me a chance just because I am black. I was really looking foward to meeting her and now I can't. Very very disappointed in many ways.