Massage Parlor Reports

So I have only been to LMPs before, this was my first AMP. I stopped by and was greeted at the back door by a beautiful asian, mid-late 30's, language was a problem but I understood that they were slow so she would do 30 min for. 3 and I got prepped as she left the room. She then returned and gave a pretty decent back massage, which went on for quite some time while I was waiting for the flip. After she finished my back she came and said your time was up, I asked about the front and she seemed very confused, after using sign language she then said that she never did that before. I told her I was going to tip her, but she seemed real against it. After some time of her pointing on the front parts that she can massage I guided her hand to where I wanted and she hesitated for a moment but then went to work. She let me roam no problem, I finished but then I realized I only had. 3 left cash, but she never asked about tip, I just let it on the table and she walked me out. I thought it was kind of weird at the end, but I did enjoy myself and would repeat. I asked her for her name and what days she was working but she kept saying she didn't understand, so I let it go. Place was clean, and linens were fresh, anyone else been there lately?

[QUOTE=MBaby469;3117740]I saw her a while ago and she is a her. She is tiny maybe 5' tall with little hands. Rub was ok but nithing yo write home about whuch is why I never repeated. She is into body building and has a gym like set up in her living room. She is friendly enough but english is not her first language so communication was a little difficult.[/QUOTE]Really? Just 5 ft tall, I would never guess, now I'm intrigued.

Working in Tamara decided to check out Debbie today age 45 more like around 60 body is real skinny no ass no good reports on her that I could find. But no real bad ones either. She talks a lot better that she talks too much very annoying when I got there another person was leaving the place when we are finished I didn't see her change sheets I saw her just unruffled sheets that I was on. Gives a half-hearted BJ was a big rush would not recommend oh and be careful she said he wants to try to stick a finger in your ass unless you're into that. Total damage 100.

Below is a list of the businesses where arrests were made:

Bonita Spa.

Lucky Spa.

Best Asian Massage.

Ting Ting Spa.

Fantasy Spa.

Asian Massage.

Casino Spa.

Hollywood Asian Spa.

Sunshine Oriental Massage.

Relax Spa.

Asian Hollywood Spa.

Hollywood Unisex.

Spa Latinas (two locations on State Road 7).

Xhale Spas.

New Life Massage.

[URL]http://www.local10.com/news/crime/24-arrested-in-hollywood-massage-parlor-prostitution-bust[/URL]

Looking at the list, they missed a bunch of places. I called my favorite girl, she said everything's cool there.

[URL]http://www.local10.com/news/crime/24-arrested-in-hollywood-massage-parlor-prostitution-bust[/URL]

[QUOTE=LurkerX;3128448]Below is a list of the businesses where arrests were made:

Bonita Spa.

Lucky Spa.

Best Asian Massage.

Ting Ting Spa.

Fantasy Spa.

Asian Massage.

Casino Spa.

Hollywood Asian Spa.

Sunshine Oriental Massage.

Relax Spa.

Asian Hollywood Spa.

Hollywood Unisex.

Spa Latinas (two locations on State Road 7).

Xhale Spas.

New Life Massage.

[URL]http://www.local10.com/news/crime/24-arrested-in-hollywood-massage-parlor-prostitution-bust[/URL][/QUOTE]Now how am I supposed to get laid? What a waste. What a fucked up law.

[QUOTE=LurkerX;3128448]Below is a list of the businesses where arrests were made:

Bonita Spa.

Lucky Spa.

Best Asian Massage.

Ting Ting Spa.

Fantasy Spa.

Asian Massage.

Casino Spa.

Hollywood Asian Spa.

Sunshine Oriental Massage.

Relax Spa.

Asian Hollywood Spa.

Hollywood Unisex.

Spa Latinas (two locations on State Road 7).

Xhale Spas.

New Life Massage.

[URL]http://www.local10.com/news/crime/24-arrested-in-hollywood-massage-parlor-prostitution-bust[/URL][/QUOTE]A couple of places stayed open afterwards. What's the point of making all these arrests if they're going to stay open and still do what they do? I've been to a few of these locations, all of them I've left happy.

[QUOTE=DryLikeAraisin;3129111]A couple of places stayed open afterwards. What's the point of making all these arrests if they're going to stay open and still do what they do? I've been to a few of these locations, all of them I've left happy.[/QUOTE]I know, I don't understand the City of Hollywood. They zone for commercial business, allow massage parlors to apply for license, approve their business licenses then send out the cops to try to shut them down, f-ing retarted.

I visited one of the spas today. I go there routinely, The girl there told me that there were no arrest there, and no police intervention, everything is OK, but they haven't been taking any new customers for a while now, only doing extras on known clients.

Somehow they recognize their regulars, maybe they keep photos or files because they know ALL their regulars.

Yeah visited one of the spas listed yesterday. Called beforehand to see if they were open. Lady picked up saying they were. Went during lunch break. Did 30 minutes and left Fully Satisfied.

Greetings fellow mongers I was in town for a few days and thought I would partake in one of your fine AMP spas. I chose sunny spa on commercial. When I went in I had to go to the 2nd floor and was greeted by Jojo. On a scale of 1-10 she was a 8 and looked to be around 45. Massage was standard was not too bad and no table shower was offered. On the flip is where it got good she was very good at this and alot of roaming. I would defently repeat on my next trip.

Hey fam, so went out and tried a small hole in the wall on Taft in a plaza with a pizza shop and next to a bar, great little spot. Cute girl working all dressed up to I like it, looked like sailor moonMassage was very decent and the HE was great, did exactly what I asked, let me roam and pet the cat nicely. Standard 60/40 all said and done, didn't ever discuss extras.

[QUOTE=Harry444;3130948]Greetings fellow mongers I was in town for a few days and thought I would partake in one of your fine AMP spas. I chose sunny spa on commercial. When I went in I had to go to the 2nd floor and was greeted by Jojo. On a scale of 1-10 she was a 8 and looked to be around 45. Massage was standard was not too bad and no table shower was offered. On the flip is where it got good she was very good at this and alot of roaming. I would defently repeat on my next trip.[/QUOTE]What was the fee?

I'm at the Embassy Suites on 17th Street and I see two massage places in the mall where Carlos & Pepe's is. Anyone know if it is a rub and tug place?

[QUOTE=Mojorizing;3147150]I'm at the Embassy Suites on 17th Street and I see two massage places in the mall where Carlos & Pepe's is. Anyone know if it is a rub and tug place?[/QUOTE]Check that site out. For mp purposes that site is better.

East from 441 there is a house with a great big banner offering $49.99 massage. The woman about 50 ish years old, not attractive, said "I give you present, four hands $50. " It sounded like a good deal, but it was a big waste, from the minute I was firmly told to lay face down. Towel cover. While the price is nice for four hands, it was four bad hands, both giving lousy massage and ignoring when I said things like "not so hard" etc. Lucy & Lily -- Neither were young, neither were attractive, neither were well-trained in massage and just rubbed oil around. Flip, they both refused to do HE. "We only do body work here. " At the end, they asked for a tip, and I refused. "Extra massage, extra money. Regular massage, regular money. No tip. ".

Stay away.

This proves my theory: the bigger the sign, the less chance of getting what you want.

I went to Fantasy LMP in Hollywood to finish the job right. Live and learn.

Excellent session with Ana last night. She is hot and built and loves her work.

Fantasy has a sign that says NO REFUNDS in the lobby, so that did not give me the warm and fuzzies. HE / House = $ plus a Jack.

The girls wear gloves, but you cannot feel it and it actually makes them more uninhibited, if ya know what I mean.

Will return.

[QUOTE=BoBo15;3128757]Now how am I supposed to get laid? What a waste. What a fucked up law.[/QUOTE]This is America. Speak up, gents. Laws change, as do the priorities of how they are enforced. LEO needs to do something when churches or neighbors complain, and if no one else speaks up? Let your officials know how you want your tax money spent, and what priorities of crimes should be the focus.

Visiting from Detroit any places that give a good massage and BJ / and or FS. LMP prefered or indy. Any info helps thanks. If ever visiting the D, will help you out for sure.

My friend will be visiting the area Friday and Saturday nights. He's looking for a Latina parlor that will provide a full menu without breaking the bank. PM me and I will pass along all of your info, if you ever visit the SW coast he would be able to lead you in the right direction. Thanks in advance.

Has anyone seen her.

[URL]http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-sauddias-hot-and-steamy-late-nite-bodyrubs-with-your-original-double-your-pleasure-milf/40558444[/URL]

So I'm yet to try a place yet but would really like to. Any advice on where to go? Also, what to do / ask for vs what not to do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

[URL]http://classymassages.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=SolidSnake17;3165219]Has anyone seen her.

[URL]http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-sauddias-hot-and-steamy-late-nite-bodyrubs-with-your-original-double-your-pleasure-milf/40558444[/URL][/QUOTE]Traveling down from Orlando, is this real?

[QUOTE=LemerLamb;3169227]So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

[URL]http://classymassages.com[/URL][/QUOTE]WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.

[QUOTE=ChiefJones;3169258]Traveling down from Orlando, is this real?[/QUOTE]I recall reading a review somewhere last couple of days. And it was a real positive one. So I would venture to say yes.

[QUOTE=Colombian26;3171607]WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.[/QUOTE]They are outrageously high but at the same timr, it comes to 500 $ hr which idnt unheard of.

[QUOTE=LemerLamb;3169227]So I'm new to the area, been sampling different AMP, nothing really to brsg about and I csme across this website. The reviews make it seem like paradice and it's on tje internet so it must be true. Their rates are outrageous and didn't know if anyone had tried it out snd seen if it was truly worth it. Details would be great, you can pm if you wish.

[URL]http://classymassages.com[/URL][/QUOTE]The State of Florida has just announced that lottery ticket sales are up 30% after the release of the video posted on Classy Massage's website. (Prices are a bit higher than anything I have seen before here, but a man can still dream.).

[QUOTE=RafLeo1919;3167496]So I'm yet to try a place yet but would really like to. Any advice on where to go? Also, what to do / ask for vs what not to do. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks![/QUOTE]Be nice, polite, friendly, respectful, perhaps with a bit of flattery. Ask, but don't complain, about prices beforehand. Don't ask if it includes FS / HE or make hand jestures. Don't dress or smell like a bus-boy who just got off work. When taken to the room, strip 100% down and sit (not lay) on the table. Make sure your soldier is 100% at attention when she enters the room. Extend your arms out, and let HER hug YOU as a barometer of things to come.

That is my advice.

A Korean girl in Orlando once told me that gently touching her, and perhaps even touching yourself briefly, makes them feel more at ease that you are not LEO.

I can only guess how old Eden is by now.

[QUOTE=Colombian26;3171607]WTF.

The video is explicit, and don't hold nothing back. But the prices are out of touch with reality. But I guess there is always some schmuck that will fork pay what is advertised.[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming the ads that have Independent, "Not a Spa" and the girl's height / weight in the title are TGTBT. There are a couple with videos, but then there are some with older pics of porn stars Anastasia and Bailey (as Jessica and Victoria) in them. I know occasionally P.S.'s are available in South Florida, but those would be exceptional. Anyone tried those ads and gotten someone close?

[URL]http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-60-grand-opening-asian-massage-8771-stirling-rd-cooper-city-fl-33328-954-860-3107/29393871[/URL]

Stopped in for a half-hour for. 45. Drew Mary. Typical looking Asian girl, probably mid 30's, cute. I asked for a light to medium massage and I must've fallen asleep as I had a dream that on the flip I massaged her buttocks which may have given her the hint that I needed some special attention. In my dream she also let me suck on her small B's. All I know is that when I woke up I was pretty happy so she must have given a good massage. I have also had Cici there and my experience was similar although Cici seems a little older and in my dreams with her she was closer to an A. Usual tip is. 4.

Had a dream that I went in there and had HHR massage, turned in to some extras with CFS. Two attendants, one boney and another with some meat on. Had the meaty one in the dream. Good service and damage in the dream was $. 4. I would repeat if I lived here.

- DB.

[QUOTE=DahBull;3179519]Had a dream that I went in there and had HHR massage, turned in to some extras with CFS. Two attendants, one boney and another with some meat on. Had the meaty one in the dream. Good service and damage in the dream was $. 4. I would repeat if I lived here.

- DB.[/QUOTE]What's the full name or address?

[QUOTE=TotalAssman68;3179858]What's the full name or address?[/QUOTE]It is in the strip mall after UNIQUE SPA. It is a single level tucked in the back. It is not COCO or MOMO. If you reached COCO or MOMO you have gone too far. Best direction is head east on Oakland park from SW 31st, it will be on the south side. The strip mall after UNIQUE SPA building. I am not sure about the address. Stay safe.

- DB.

[QUOTE=BrowardMan6942;3172966]I can only guess how old Eden is by now.[/QUOTE]For those of you unfamiliar, Eden went from $150 online advertiser and occasional $120 walking / motel gal -- to marketing herself as a nuru specialist when it became popular in adult entertainment. She charged $200-$250 for a full hour nuru experience, no FS at that price just hand + oral. Maybe 2 years ago, she decided that she'd build what she has now, trying to milk $2 k+ out of guys for these experiences. I can't imagine they get a lot of business, but for these gals who likely have other jobs, it just takes one client every week or two. Eden is at least 45 now, and while she was good when I saw her about 4 years ago at the $200 price, her new business model is not something any of us should even entertain or acknowledge.

Taft and close to hiatus AMP.

60 fh plus 60 HJ or 100 CBJ and daty good attitude and ok oil massage.

Pembroke rd and 19th AMP (not jade, I haven't been there. I'm talking about the one between the convenience store and the subway).

65 fh plus 60 HJ 100 CBJ 140 cfs with daty great attitude and great oil massage.

[QUOTE=RedBandit3;3074780]ANy luck with the many massage parlors near the Hard Rock Casino?

Which ones give you the most mileage?[/QUOTE]There is very clean Asian spa right across hard rock parking lot. I had a dream of meeting there very attractive late 20's lady name LuLu. Very very good experience. The same plaza as t mobile.

[URL]http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/BodyRubs/available-now-great-massage-leaves-you-happy-new-picture-see-below-7863996634/33913241[/URL]

I don't know if you guys ever tried out some of the private body rub providers, but I have had my eye on this one for a while. Her attitude is very cocky and she doesn't seem to go down from very steep donations. Just curious if any of you have tried her and if she is worth it?

TIA.

Frisky.

[QUOTE=DeuceBigalow;3188805]There is very clean Asian spa right across hard rock parking lot. I had a dream of meeting there very attractive late 20's lady name LuLu. Very very good experience. The same plaza as t mobile.[/QUOTE]What was the damage, you for got to mention that.