Crazy Horse Grand Opening
I was there for it yesterday. They went all out, free drinks and buffet, but not your typical buffet. They had carvery stations with rack of lamb, turkey, pork, ham, peel and eat shrimp, mashed potatoes, stuffing, rice, bean, yams, dessert tray, you name it they had it. It's a huge place and friendly atmosphere, I think it'll be more popular than Tootsies. They have a damn Juice and Coffee Bar!!
I don't know if it was pricing only for last night, but the champagne room was $50, and VIP dance room was $25. VIP dance room is kind of like at Pink Pony where you pay a $25 to get in and then whatever you and the girl decide. Champagne room is a little more private on the second floor and has curtains as doors. I was drunk last night and got the most expensive HJ in the history of HJ's in the champagne room. I'm too embarrassed to post how much I dropped. It was not a good night, the Kwik Ryk stock market took a monster hit. Alcohol clouded my judgement severely, but it's only money right?
Ohh and the Spanish girls there at the CH are Phenomenal!
Important: Beware Of This Girl!
I was coming down Flagler on Tuesday night and saw a decent looking LSW on 39th Ave. Did the loop, stopped at the corner, she came up to the window and was up front about what she was doing. She got in, suggested the Ernesto Motel next door. Got the room. She got my shorts off and went down. A minute later she asks if I can go wash off. I'm at the sink and I can see her reflection in the mirror. Next thing I know I don't see her and I hear the door slam. She took my shorts and ran. Wallet, phone and worst of all, car key (electronic encoded key) gone! I ran out with my boxers half on but apparently she had a car waiting for her along the side. She was very smooth and I let my guard down. She is about 5'5", long dark hair, decent face (some acne marks), medium to small build, tattoo on her ankle and just below her waist on one side. I remember seeing a pimped out dark colored Ford LTD on the side. Luckily for me I had a spare door key hidden on the car, spare credit card and cash stashed inside and a pair of jeans! Otherwise it would have been much worse. Had to use a pay phone for the first time in 15 years. Stood by the payphone for a while and hoped the cops wouldn't ask what I was doing. Saw all sorts driving and walking by at 2am, including a new burgundy Mustang GT across the street that was either a lookout or a fellow mongerer doing recon. Cancelled the phone, credit cards, then spent a couple of hours finding a 24 auto locksmith to make my fancy $400 electronic key. I guess if you play with fire long enough, you'll eventually get burned. I think it was a sign to quit the mongering. Be careful out there!
Same kind of thing happened to me in Halifax, Nova Scotia
I had a WSW do the same thing to me, only she had already gotten my ATM card PIN because I was too drunkenly stupid to keep her away while I got the cash out. This was back in 1997. Got me all warmed up with a CBJ and had to "wash her hands. " Gone in 60 seconds! The bank loss prevention dude was highly suspicious after reviewing the video from the ATM, but they couldn't do much. Even funnier, on another trip there I got up with a WSW who listened to my story and said that was her sister! The 2nd one wanted to get off so gave me a price for a double and wanted the second go-around doggy style so she could play with her cooter and get her nut. Ah, I miss those USN days.
[QUOTE=Jack76]I was coming down Flagler on Tuesday night and saw a decent looking LSW on 39th Ave. Did the loop, stopped at the corner, she came up to the window and was up front about what she was doing. She got in, suggested the Ernesto Motel next door. Got the room. She got my shorts off and went down. A minute later she asks if I can go wash off. I'm at the sink and I can see her reflection in the mirror. Next thing I know I don't see her and I hear the door slam. She took my shorts and ran. Wallet, phone and worst of all, car key (electronic encoded key) gone! I ran out with my boxers half on but apparently she had a car waiting for her along the side. She was very smooth and I let my guard down. She is about 5'5", long dark hair, decent face (some acne marks), medium to small build, tattoo on her ankle and just below her waist on one side. I remember seeing a pimped out dark colored Ford LTD on the side. Luckily for me I had a spare door key hidden on the car, spare credit card and cash stashed inside and a pair of jeans! Otherwise it would have been much worse. Had to use a pay phone for the first time in 15 years. Stood by the payphone for a while and hoped the cops wouldn't ask what I was doing. Saw all sorts driving and walking by at 2am, including a new burgundy Mustang GT across the street that was either a lookout or a fellow mongerer doing recon. Cancelled the phone, credit cards, then spent a couple of hours finding a 24 auto locksmith to make my fancy $400 electronic key. I guess if you play with fire long enough, you'll eventually get burned. I think it was a sign to quit the mongering. Be careful out there![/QUOTE]
Street Walker Comfort Kit
[QUOTE=Glenn61]So I gave her a SW comfort kit and treated her to breakfast at Micky D's.
G61,
The SWCK's are a great idea that I appreciate you sharing with all of us. I plan on making some of these kits for myself but I can't figure out what the 10 items are below the Newports (everything else I know). I've tried researching the forum but have come up empty. Can you enlighten me?
Thanks.
GF
Or maybe vaginal suppositories?
[QUOTE=Gonzo Fla]
I can't figure out what the 10 items are below the Newports (everything else I know). I've tried researching the forum but have come up empty. Can you enlighten me?
Thanks.
GF[/QUOTE]
They are cartridges for the magazine that fits the Beretta CX4 Storm Rifle.
Glenn i love ya man.........
[QUOTE=Glenn61]This one is trying to go see her kids today and needs some assistance,
so I gave her a SW comfort kit and treated her to breakfast at Micky D's.
I'm not going to post her name or give details here as she's got kids and is kind of private.
If you mongers spot her be discreet if you want to be treated nicely by this one.
Then after warming up to her a bit two jacksons proved to be on target. And we went back to my apartment and I let her shower and relax,,,then the fun begins..........:D[/QUOTE]
Bro I really respect you but that one has a manly look!!!! :)
How low can you go;)?? $20 F/S
Went for a cruise early Sat. Regular hardcore hunnies on 79, not much off of second, two decent WSW off of flagler and 37th ave but they wouldn't even approach me, just stood talking to one another. Went back around 2nd and Burger King. Saw a decent non regular, 40 yr old WSW. Offered 20 for bbj after 10 minutes complained her jaw was sore, asked if it would be easier to fuck. Nice f/s, gave her 20 just to see what she would say, never even asked for a tip; ). Happy Mongering. LE was heavy.
Be careful.
In need of traffic report in Rhode Island
[QUOTE=BigLou107]I was gonna go to Flagler last night after work but they're was alot of traffic on 836 by 826. I was so pissed that I backed up about 30ft and took the 826N onramp. I notice the 826 traffic is better when they added another lane while going up north towards hialeah from South Miami.[/QUOTE]Lou,
Any idea about traffic in Rhode Island? I just moved out of South Florida and since you are the traffic expert I thought you might be of help!!
Just curious Lou but what is your major malfunction?
Miami Ron NOW RI Ron
Miami Perv (detecting stings)
There several ways to tell if a sting is going on. One good way is to stop and see if the SW will go with you. Always take the usual precautions and don't negotiate through the window.
Another good way is simply park and hang out in your car or in restaurant. You can also try driving in back of the building to see if the cops are hiding. In many cases you won't see any cops or tow trucks hanging out. So be careful.