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[QUOTE=Dave3335]Bt THE WAY. I happen to be a firly wealthy NEWBIE who likes the seedier parts of life. I am going to go to all of these places and start a new pricing structure for all you friendly guys. $70 will go to $100. And the tipwill go WAY up!
Have fun getting those HJ's for $30. FAYMFAH's[/QUOTE]
You prove the point. A fool and his money are soon parted and the SWs will help you do that and laugh behind your back.
Larry!
[QUOTE=Jrj2123]Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?[/QUOTE]Dude,
I haven't even been on board too long.
What kinda fuckn question is that for it to be your first post?
[QUOTE=Dave3335]Bt THE WAY. I happen to be a firly wealthy NEWBIE who likes the seedier parts of life. I am going to go to all of these places and start a new pricing structure for all you friendly guys. $70 will go to $100. And the tipwill go WAY up!
Have fun getting those HJ's for $30. FAYMFAH's[/QUOTE]
Go out with your Porsche.....LE will have your ass quick as sh*t since fancy cars on the loop are like waving a gun in a bank. Your money will be spent trying to get your car back and to your lawyer.
Be smart, buy a beater with AC that works and troll with it. Spend money on the girls and pay what is appropriate for the services rendered. Some girls are worth a penny some are worth a hundred, but the majority are worth something between one and two Jacksons (that includes tip). be smart a businessman and negotiate a win win situation. Girls are usually disappointed with one Jackson. However promise of a good tip if the service is good, and service is rendered properly, anothet Ham or Jack will make thier day......You happy, she happy.
Dont be a dick and you wont be recieved as a dick on this board. If you overpay, as others have said, you will have a big sign on your head as far as the girls are concerned and that is SUCKER and they will drain you.
If you are so rich and love the seedy part of life, perhaps you should follow Sir Winston, an old board poster. He used to run ads in the CP for models for porn modeling (not illegal) After they passed thier tests, if they could, he would f(*k the sh*t out of them, abuse them, handcuffs, wax treatement etc. while shoot stills and on film and sometimes share with others. The total cost for the day of photo shoots for one or more girls was generally the cost of an high end AMP visit with tip plus disease testing per girl. Smart man with money who spent wisely and got seedy girls to work with him and not illegal to boot.
Be smart with the girls and us on this board and we can help you.
If your intent is simply to stir sh*t, you will be banned cause the moderator will not tolerate those who dont play nice.
Monger on
Clix
[QUOTE=Dave3335]Hey Big Dickhead, I mean Red. Your posts are more amusing than the smile of the ****** faces when I handed her the $250. I will be out and about today. Spreading the wealth among those wondeful "ladies" you so regularly fuck.[/QUOTE]
Good for you!! Have fun with that, Dave, spend $250 on a bj in your car from a scabby, disease ridden, long-in-the-tooth, heroin junky from Curtis Bay. With the same budget, BR50 will do what he does, which his MO appears to be fucking clean, healthy, college cuties in need of some spending money, in their apartment in Towson. With the $50 left over, I suggest he head to Shula's for a NY Strip, a small house salad, and any Napa cabernet by the glass.
Guys, btw, I settled on a new condo in DC on Friday. Brand new place,, PN Hoffman was the builder. Really hip little flat, I couldnt be happier. Yeah they listed it at $649,900 but I said, "screw that!", and offered $750,000. They took it. You're goddamn right they did!! Who's impressed?
[QUOTE=Jrj2123]This guy Big Red is really a dick. I don't care how long you have been a member of this board, none of you are any better than anyone.[/quote]
Dont let the high post count fool you. Not even a full year on his membership yet. lol
Holy Guacamole, I’m outta town at the beach for one week with the SO and all hell breaks loose. Just my $0.02, but people like Dave3335 and Im7875 are just out there getting hard-on’s by jerking your chain and pissing you off. I don’t care how much $$$ they have, these two assholes can’t change the system. They probably left more stains on their computer screens than on any of those 2x4 and plywood AMP tables. Just ignore them and let Jackson take care of it.
Anyways, had to stop by the Parkville Pleasure House for a little post-beach relaxation. I think that extras are still off the menu (but not sure after some curious comments from said provider), but IMHO, the preliminary rubby-rubby is still consistently the best that I have ever had in the Balto. Area. Nice provider, mid 30’s. Very bubbly, but slightly less than proficient on the language skills. Goes by the name Amy, and I got the second tossed salad treatment in my AMP career (or at least something that felt dam near same). Happy ending was a dry tug, but she has a nice touch, and finished nicely. Finished off with a lot of compliments on the little Dog, but easily get the feeling that its all part of the script.
LARS™ Rating:
Face 9
Body 8 (but hard to really tell, since they dress conservatively)
Attitude 9
Service 9
Butter Dog
[QUOTE=Jrj2123]This guy Big Red is really a dick. I don't care how long you have been a member of this board, none of you are any better than anyone.[/QUOTE]I'll agree that no one is better than anyone else, but it's called RESPECT. The fact of the matter is that Big Red and others here are knowledgeable, and if you sit at the table long enough, you're bound to learn something of value.
I've had one report and had some positive feedback from SR Members and I haven't really said anything else, but I'm still learning and reading, and I would suggest that any other newbies out there do the same.
Sorry to go off, but I'm seeing way too much of this crap on here lately - I'm going to crawl back into my monger-hole again and keep RTFF.
-EC
[QUOTE=Im7875]Dave I'm with you these guys are butt heads. I posted a while back and BSR was obsessed with writing about me. I figured I won the battle because he couldn't post for a while without saying something about me. It was a lot of fun. I too am on the wealthier side and am going to support you rate hike just to mess with these guys. Lets stick together on this and see how these guys start to complain. I'm going to ML tomorrow and I'm going to make some ladies very happy.[/QUOTE]
You have a good time, Officer.
Larry!
Gentleman (and I use this term loosely),
While I may have not been in the hobby very long 8 years or so, I ahve found this forum to be very useful over the last month or two I have been a participant. I was lucky just aftter I joined I saw a few people get flamed and so I knew the deal and I RTFF (Read The F------ Forum) and I compiled a "Mongering for Dummies" guide for myself. I have found that since I have I have had greater success and beter looking providers.
Look this forum IMHO is not about flaming new-bs but rather an open exchange of info. All of the info that you are looking for is either here in this forum, another forum on this site, or in the Yellow Pages. Trust me new-bs when you post some vital information and it serves the Sr. Members well you get a little more respect and trust. This info while in public view must be coded if we all want to continue with our hobby at a affordable rate.
Not a Sermon Just a Thought.
DJ
[QUOTE=Im7875]Have fun with the new rates guys.[/QUOTE]
Yaaaaaaaaaawnn....
[QUOTE=Dis Joint] Look this forum IMHO is not about flaming new-bs but rather an open exchange of info. All of the info that you are looking for is either here in this forum, another forum on this site, or in the Yellow Pages. Trust me new-bs when you post some vital information and it serves the Sr. Members well you get a little more respect and trust. This info while in public view must be coded if we all want to continue with our hobby at a affordable rate.
Not a Sermon Just a Thought.
DJ[/QUOTE]You go to the head of the class. Now why can't the rest of the newbies figure it out?
Larry!
[QUOTE=Evil Chux]I'll agree that no one is better than anyone else, but it's called RESPECT. The fact of the matter is that Big Red and others here are knowledgeable, and if you sit at the table long enough, you're bound to learn something of value.
I've had one report and had some positive feedback from SR Members and I haven't really said anything else, but I'm still learning and reading, and I would suggest that any other newbies out there do the same.
Sorry to go off, but I'm seeing way too much of this crap on here lately - I'm going to crawl back into my monger-hole again and keep RTFF.
-EC[/QUOTE]Another newbie who gets it. Exactly!
Larry!
[QUOTE=Im7875]Have fun with the new rates guys. I told them that they are charging more in DC and Philly and that they should start to charge more as well. I think mammasan agreed.[/QUOTE]
I really don't have any idea what would motivate you to stir up such B.S. Either you have too much time on your hands or you're just a dick...
I hope for the time choice and, if it is so, spend it banging women at fair prices rather than ranting and stirring up the BS you have here.
Then, be a good boy and post your exploits.
As for "informing" mamasan about DC rates, don't you think these ladies speak? They share women, intel, etc. They already know what the surrounding areas charge and will charge what their areas will support.
So, your plan to raise the rates in certain vicinities may fall on deaf ears if the clientèle won't pay the rates. Simple economics.
In fact, there was a very long USASG monger boycott of a DC amp due to its 40 minute hours that, from what I heard, had a big impact on their "sales".
Don't underestimate the power of a monger's dollar.
Van
How does one test girls as in Clixx post?
"visit with tip plus disease testing per girl." I didnt relize you can have a quick test with results on the spot.
[QUOTE=Senshine]How does one test girls as in Clixx post?
"visit with tip plus disease testing per girl." I didnt relize you can have a quick test with results on the spot.[/QUOTE]
You're not reading Clixxx's report carefully enough.
[QUOTE=Im7875]I went to Moonlight yesterday. Paid the door fee and dropped $150 for FS.
Have fun out there guys.[/QUOTE]Umm., can you give a description or any details about the girl/s there or anything!
What you wrote wasn't all that useful for us here.
[QUOTE=Big Dawg1087]Umm., can you give a description or any details about the girl/s there or anything!
What you wrote wasn't all that useful for us here.[/QUOTE]
[b][size=6][red][u]PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS![/u][/red][/size][/b]
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock][b][size=6][red][u]PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS![/u][/red][/size][/b][/QUOTE]
Oh? Which one???? :D :D
Larry!
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock][b][size=6][red][u]PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS![/u][/red][/size][/b][/QUOTE]I don't think he's feeding the trolls. I think he would like to know more about ML, as would I.
Well, took a ride out to an old fav.
The place, in Owings Mills, to visit with Lisa, some of the nicest nips.
Wow.
Any way, go in, 70 for the boss, and put $ on the table, no discussion.
The menu is all yours. Lisa is ok with this.
Also Lisa gives a very nice lite massage, too.
Have fun,
Smiling Fox ;)
[QUOTE=Big Dawg1087]Umm., can you give a description or any details about the girl/s there or anything!
What you wrote wasn't all that useful for us here.[/QUOTE]
He never does.
Van
[QUOTE=Im7875]Come on BSR you can do better than that. I think I will go for some street action over the next couple of days. The rate is $60 for a CBJ right?[/QUOTE]
Officer,
I've got nothing to prove to the likes of you and your ilk.
You're not welcome here.
That is all.
[QUOTE=Im7875]Come on BSR you can do better than that. I think I will go for some street action over the next couple of days. The rate is $60 for a CBJ right?[/QUOTE]For you, it's $160, Officer.
Larry!
[QUOTE=VanDriver]He never does.
Van[/QUOTE]Yeah. I wonder why that happens!
Larry!
[QUOTE=Im7875]Ok now I'm a cop because you don't like me.
You guys are too funny.[/QUOTE]
How many times do we have to flush before you go away?
Went to see her in the Cockeysville area, have seen her a number of times. What else can be said: Great attitude, massage, great tits with awesome nips, nice athletic hard body and very liberal offerings w/out FS on the menu for a very reasonable rate!
[QUOTE=Im7875]Ok now I'm a cop because you don't like me.
You guys are too funny.[/QUOTE]
No, that's not it. It's your 'nazi youth' haircut that gives you away.
Now go home and resume beating your wife.
Larry!
[QUOTE=Search714]Went to see her in the Cockeysville area, have seen her a number of times. What else can be said: Great attitude, massage, great tits with awesome nips, nice athletic hard body and very liberal offerings w/out FS on the menu for a very reasonable rate![/QUOTE]Where you have sean in Cockeysville area? Can you give me some more info about her.
I second the recommendation.
If you want to see the magnificent breast development for yourself, go to massagesbyme.massage4body.com.
Rapid
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting SKY FEVER reading all of this Bu**sh*t. One of these A**holes now has a 18 count on reports, and hasn't contributed a damn thing. The same can be said for his couple of buddies.(it's probably the same person). I suggest we just ignore them.
Went to my favorite Chinese Place again Saturday around 4:30, called and was told to come by in about 15 mins. Paying the house fee when I got there I was handed off to my little spinner. Went to shower room, and mentioned to my new friend that she would get her party dress wet if she left it on. Poof...it was gone along with her bikini's. She lathered me up and then, I got turned into a slip and slide. Front and back. This went on for about 10 mins. and then to the massage room. bbbj, tossed sal. much more. Kisses and licks. I have been going here off and on for 3 or so years, and they know me well. It pays off to be nice, happy, and generous. $ on the table everytime will open the gate. Be safe and have fun. Newbe's... rtff and you too, will learn the secrets of the orient.
GTR
Long time listener first time caller. I have a question or two about a new cp ad I'm thinking of following up on but don't wanted flamed so I'll do a little reporting first.
A recent trip to towson for a meeting with judy. Really dig the body art. Had been working and asked for a shower. I have been here several times in the past 2 years but this was the first time I got a bath here. You guys aint kidding the mold grows from floor to ceiling. Anyway contrary to past reporting the menu has always been the same no matter if you ask for soft medium or hard. Soso massage. Usual questions on the flip BBBJ ccg cmish finish with dg.
Overal
Massage 6
Attitude 8
face 6.75
Body 8.3
Service 8.5
Hope this works as a first post
This joint was closed when I went there today. I drove past it at night and it seemed very dark. Any details?
[QUOTE=Globeking]Long time listener first time caller. I have a question or two about a new cp ad I'm thinking of following up on but don't wanted flamed so I'll do a little reporting first.
A recent trip to towson for a meeting with judy. Really dig the body art. Had been working and asked for a shower. I have been here several times in the past 2 years but this was the first time I got a bath here. You guys aint kidding the mold grows from floor to ceiling. Anyway contrary to past reporting the menu has always been the same no matter if you ask for soft medium or hard. Soso massage. Usual questions on the flip BBBJ ccg cmish finish with dg.
Overal
Massage 6
Attitude 8
face 6.75
Body 8.3
Service 8.5
Hope this works as a first post[/QUOTE]
Hello Globe King
Good first post, welcome to the board. It is refreshing to see a first poster providing decent intel and not asking for information, you will go far.
Enjoy all of the pussy you can eat.
Big Red
Had a funny experience on Wed at "Oriental Spa" on Rt. 1 just south of 195.
I've been there more than a couple of times, and they recognize me at this point. The self-shower is a little odd, but I've gotten used to it for the consistency of the service.
Anyway, just as I was pulling up at about 9pm on Wed, the lights all up and down the street went dark. My guess is that the construction crew on the road had cut a power line. Not to be deterred, I rang the bell, and the older lady came out to look up and down the street with me. "Everybody else out too? " "Yup" "Still okay, come in." The whole rest of this story was conducted by candle-light.
The last few times I've been there, I've had to act surprised to get the. 6 door fee. She went for. 8 this time. Keep pushing back on those prices, guys. I took my shower, and came back to find that they had put a couple of candles in the room. Nice touch.
Anyway, without the power, the usual music and fan noises were gone. And everybody was giggling and poking heads into each other's rooms. My girl "Sissy" kept yelling over the wall to the other girls that they should come in and fan us, because it was rapidly getting hot in the room. They actually did, a couple of times. Which was both odd and cool. As soon as she started the massage, Sissy went ahead and stripped out of her top, saying "too hot. "
Standard service, though Sissy is a big, strong girl and I was a little worried she might tear me limb from limb on the more vigorous parts of the massage. Tipped her. 6 for HR, and she seemed quite happy with it.
I'm trying to calm myself down here, but I drove to the favorite place off Security and Woodlawn and the sign was not illuminated. I stayed in the car as I watched a fellow trying to yank the door off the hinges - apparently he really needed some "stress relief..."
Anyone have the details? Don't tell me the National Guard closed it down this time...
BP
A body-to-body TS? I've heard that is totally awesome. Been trying to get one for a while (though never went there). You da man.
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Went to shower room, and mentioned to my new friend that she would get her party dress wet if she left it on. Poof...it was gone along with her bikini's. She lathered me up and then, I got turned into a slip and slide. Front and back. This went on for about 10 mins. and then to the massage room. bbbj, tossed sal. much more. Kisses and licks.GTR[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Went to my favorite Chinese Place again Saturday around 4:30, called and was told to come by in about 15 mins. Paying the house fee when I got there I was handed off to my little spinner. Went to shower room, and mentioned to my new friend that she would get her party dress wet if she left it on. Poof...it was gone along with her bikini's. She lathered me up and then, I got turned into a slip and slide. Front and back. This went on for about 10 mins. and then to the massage room. bbbj, tossed sal. much more. Kisses and licks. I have been going here off and on for 3 or so years, and they know me well. It pays off to be nice, happy, and generous. $ on the table everytime will open the gate.[/QUOTE]
The first time I read this report, I thought I understood what you were saying.
Then I downloaded a video of some lucky bastard being turned into a slip and slide... and all I can say is nice going man - very nicely done. I am so fucking jealous right now it's not even funny.
Bench
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]The first time I read this report, I thought I understood what you were saying.
Then I downloaded a video of some lucky bastard being turned into a slip and slide... and all I can say is nice going man - very nicely done. I am so fucking jealous right now it's not even funny.
Bench[/QUOTE]
Slip and Slide was SOP at Arikato if they new you.
I had SUnny and Penny both in the shower with me one time.
Sunny was slip sliding and Penny encouraging digital penetration and oral fun on her. Busting nut on the shower table, dry off and relax on the bed, get a great massage with all the salad tossing/asian rimming, sensous touching followed by another excellent FS or BJ (uncovered mind you, they trusted me not to bust in mouth) sometime with one or more girls.....FUCKING A.....
I wish I could express how much I miss that Waldorf Spa.
OK, now the question is where is this Chinese Spa Gintonicrocks?
I am in freaking Boston right now and will head straight there when I get back if only to set the stage to have fun shower tables again.
If you could PM me with that information I would apprciate it or post, whichever you are comfrotable with, if at all. I WILL OWE YOU ONE!
monger on
clix
[QUOTE=Clixxx]Slip and Slide was SOP at Arikato if they new you.
...
clix[/QUOTE]Slip and Slide had been available with a variety of providers on the DC AMP scene, but only after they knew you. My first experience felt so good that I thought I had entered the promised land without a hat. It scared the crap out of me until I realized that a wet, soapy, 100 pound K-girl could feel really good on the outside. Those places are closed now.
Horsetrader
I actually got one from the famous CoCo at SUN when it was her standard fare. Awesome is the word, very hard not to bust a nut all over her with all that body contact. It was even better than FS as I remember. Alas, she is gone and SUN banned it. Now all is a memory! If there is a provider and place doing this. by all means backchannel me!!
[QUOTE=Elric]A body-to-body TS? I've heard that is totally awesome. Been trying to get one for a while (though never went there). You da man.[/QUOTE]