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The main difference action wise at CG is they still have the cameras all over the place but the bouncer doesn't watch the monitors anymore while you are back in the VIP area so everyone can get away with more. Not sure how far you can push things though and I haven't been into the curtained off section, just the booths.
[QUOTE=Cash Value]Dude dont worry about the bird. Just go and have fun. Dont over think it either. Just touch and grab whatever you want. Theres nobody there thats going to spank you, unless youre into that kind of weirdness. Wear thin pants and bring some bucks. Maybe stop at 7-11 before you go in and buy a pint. Down it and walk in. Once youre in there for 20 minutes youll be good and F'd up and will have a good time.[/QUOTE]Good advice Cash.
Hit the Bird for some quick lunchtime stress relieve a couple of weeks ago on a Tuesday. About 6 girls were working. All were eager to please, but the most aggressive of the bunch was Lisa (raven black long hair, medium sized naturals).
I was low on $$, so I took her to the $10.00 lap area. Worth it at twice the price, at least. She gave me a full access pass which I took full advantage of (which she seemed to enjoy), all the time calling me daddy and talking all kinds of dirty shit in my ear. She made sure a left a completely happy customer.
BTW, while I was sitting at the stage waiting for Lisa, a perfect looking little girl with long blond hair who can't be an hour over 18 came over an chatted me up. She asked me if I was Lisa's regular; I told Her I was nobody's regular, but sorry I just made a deal with Lisa. She told me it was her first week and she did not want to make anyone mad at her. This girl is so pretty and pure looking that all I could think was she belongs in church, not this den of sin!
Hey Guys,
Can you let me know where? RTFF and still dunno, lol Could this be the Flamingo SC?
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[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Hey Guys,
Can you let me know where? RTFF and still dunno, lol Could this be the Flamingo SC?
PC out[/QUOTE]Yes. 618 East Ball Road Anaheim
[QUOTE=Wino Rhino]Yes. 618 East Ball Road Anaheim[/QUOTE]
Dumass me finally figured it out, lol after 10 pages of Bird reports. :)
Which girls have the best daytime mileage?
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[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Dumass me finally figured it out, lol after 10 pages of Bird reports. :)
BTW, is there a cover charge during the day etc?
PC out[/QUOTE]Yea there is but just download the coupon from the website and before 6pm its free and half off after I believe.
[QUOTE=Mak30]Yea there is but just download the coupon from the website and before 6pm its free and half off after I believe.[/QUOTE]
I guess their website is down as it directs you to a site with adult search results. And I was thinking about heading up there tomorrow afternoon.
Heading to Imperial later today.
I'll write a review when I get back. Hopefully Hunter will be there today. Any other recommendations?
[QUOTE=Pinche Gringo]I guess their website is down as it directs you to a site with adult search results. And I was thinking about heading up there tomorrow afternoon.[/QUOTE]
Check the Sports section of the OC Register.
[QUOTE=Pinche Gringo]I guess their website is down as it directs you to a site with adult search results. And I was thinking about heading up there tomorrow afternoon.[/QUOTE]Website is fine.
Here ya go.
[URL="http://flamingoshowgirls.com/coupon.html"]Bird Coupon[/URL]
Showed up at Imperial at 11pm. This place was packed. All the outer seats were taken and people were actually standing. I opted to sit at the side of the main stage. This place has some of the hottest blondes I've ever seen. One was a perfect 10, the other 2 were 8 or 9's. I took the 10 and the 9 to the VIP and got 2 extra songs, it was a mean dry hump from both but nothing extra sadly. Didn't know the anaheim had a new law that requires them to keep their bikinis on during the lapdances. Free to grab tits but wasn't allowed to do anything with their pussy. The 5songs VIP is actually a pretty decent price but couldn't get anything extra. Maybe it was because it was such a busy night. Not a fan of it being so crowded though. All in all, had a good time but for the amount I spent, I could have gotten FS from an escort for an hour. I spent close to 200. Next time I celebrate, I'll try something else like Bird, AMP, or escort.
Went in late last night. 10 to get in the door. They remodeled the place and put in new pricing. 3 for 30 in an open booth, 4 for 60 in a curtained off booth, and 30 minutes for 150 in a large couch room w/mirror. All booths monitored by camera, so extras are going to be difficult to pull off. I am unsure if the VIP room is monitored.
The girls do that bullshit that they use to do at Mr. J's: they walk around after their set and ask for tips. I really dislike that crap. The stage is similar to what it was before but with new LED lighting, which according to one stripper can sort of blind them. New or reuphostered seats that are comfortable.
Overall the girl quality was mostly a bunch of 5s, but there were a few 7s in the group.
WR
Just visited and had a dance with Jamie. The place was dead at 1am, just right before closing. Place seemed pretty desperate for attention and so did she. Anyway did 3 dances at .5 a piece. I got an HJ and left a small tip. A little steep for an HJ but YMMV, anyway she was a decent 8 so it was worth it.
Happy hunting
I used to go to that imperial 3 years ago with my homie. It was a cool little spot to break me into the game, that was my first year going to strip clubs and what not. $50 for 5 songs or whatever, and the girls were always on point. But they barely even let you see a nipple, it's so tame compared to everything else that's out there. I couldn't imagine going there now and spending any money, it's just a tease.
Hey guys,
So I'm a newbie here and have never been to a strip club. Do any of you know of a good place where I can get a HJ with a lap dance and how would I go about asking the stripper for one?
[QUOTE=Gookster]Hey guys,
So I'm a newbie here and have never been to a strip club. Do any of you know of a good place where I can get a HJ with a lap dance and how would I go about asking the stripper for one?[/QUOTE]
The easiest I know is go to DVCOI make sure it is day shift and you don't have to do much of anything. When you are getting your lap about 3 out of 5 girls will ask you if you want a naughty dance or a special dance or something like that just say yes. She will then try to negotiate a tip a .2 or a .4 will usually get you a HJ. I know it is not in the OC but a bit of a drive is worth it , no drink hassle and you don't have to worry about bouncers or cameras.
Just go to the bird and once they grab your crotch, then game on! It ain't that hard; they're hookers first and dancers second.[QUOTE=Gookster]Hey guys,
So I'm a newbie here and have never been to a strip club. Do any of you know of a good place where I can get a HJ with a lap dance and how would I go about asking the stripper for one?[/QUOTE]
They do have cameras at DVCOI if I'm not mistaken. My interpetation of this is it's primarily for the club's protection in the event there is some type of incident occuring between a dancer and patron. Never heard of a dancer being fired for conduct caught on video. Of course this doesn't mean it hasn't happened or will not occur in the future.
[QUOTE=HugoTheMan]The easiest I know is go to DVCOI make sure it is day shift and you don't have to do much of anything. When you are getting your lap about 3 out of 5 girls will ask you if you want a naughty dance or a special dance or something like that just say yes. She will then try to negotiate a tip a .2 or a .4 will usually get you a HJ. I know it is not in the OC but a bit of a drive is worth it , no drink hassle and you don't have to worry about bouncers or cameras.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=B Malibu]Just go to the bird and once they grab your crotch, then game on! It ain't that hard; they're hookers first and dancers second.[/QUOTE]That's so true B! I went there last Friday. I got my weak drink aka strawberry ice tea and waited for the girls to come by. Most of them decided to sit among themselves in packs of three and twos. I guess they didn't need the money so the only one that came to me, was Mae, a busty light skinned black girl that has a cute asian look to her. Started with a few small talk and before I knew it she grabbed my cock and massaged it.
Asked me if I wanted to get comfortable in the VIP section for $150 which I laughed at her and explained I could do the same deed at a aamp for $80-$120 for 30 mins instead of the six short songs. IMO I'm not a "minute man" I can't cum that fast in 6 songs let along the short short versions of these songs.
It a ok club, it depends on the days you go and time of day. I think I'll pass on this place and check out the hawaii place off the 60 fwy next time. BTW I'm stilll fond of "Fritzs" even though it's a topless place but at least they serve alcohol and has two cute asian girls there that I personal know ;)
I'm done with my ranting haha :)
Visited the Bird tonight. I was hoping to see a particular dancer – but she was not working.
About the lady drinks… each of the ladies are expected to get seven drinks sold during the night shift. (I think the quota is lower during the day shift.) Some of the girls may ask you to buy them a drink – but from my experience, most don’t. When the waitress asks if you’d like to buy the lady a drink, she trying to help the girl make she quota, so the dancer doesn’t have to ask. If the waitress really helps the dancer get the drinks sold, the dancer will probably give the waitress a more generous tip out. After all, if the girl doesn’t sell her quota of drinks, the house charges her $10 for each drink not sold. (Management in this place is wonderful, ain’t it?)
I only mention this because some of us find the whole exercise annoying. As for me, some dancers are all about the dance. But some dancers will just hang out with you and chat. If the girl spends 30min, I’ll buy them a "large" drink ($20 -- which counts as two single drinks) to compensate them for their time and being cool.
DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?
[QUOTE=Gookster]DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?[/QUOTE]If you read the forum, it's pretty apparent, and it's been spelled out several times.
Full nude strip clubs serve no alcohol. Topless-only strip clubs serve alcohol. You don't have to order alcohol at a topless-only club; you can order a coke or something.
[QUOTE=Gookster]DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?[/QUOTE]
Seriously, the answer to one of your questions is 5 posts before your whining post about being a newbie. RTFF!!!
By the way, have you ever been to a bar that does not serve non-alcoholic beverages? I have been to bars that do not serve alcohol but never to a bar that does not serve non-alcoholic drinks!
[QUOTE=Gookster]DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?[/QUOTE]The bird---Flamingo theatre.
DVCOI-- deja vu city of industry.
Both are non-alcoholic, full nude.
[QUOTE=Lerrena]Seriously, the answer to one of your questions is 5 posts before your whining post about being a newbie. RTFF!!!
By the way, have you ever been to a bar that does not serve non-alcoholic beverages? I have been to bars that do not serve alcohol but never to a bar that does not serve non-alcoholic drinks![/QUOTE]You know, in the time it took to type that, you could have just answered his questions.
[QUOTE=Gookster]DVCOI and the Bird? Where are these places? I want my first time at a strip club to be memorable haha. I don't drink by the way, do they serve non-alcoholic beverages?[/QUOTE]I would recommend going to DVCOI first even though its not in Orange County and a bit of a drive depending on where you live. The drink hustle at the Bird is really bad especially in comparison to the other strip clubs I've been to and can be really annoying. The main problem with DVCOI though is that if you go when its really busy its difficult to find a spot to sit.
[QUOTE=Combat Tank]I would recommend going to DVCOI first even though its not in Orange County and a bit of a drive depending on where you live. The drink hustle at the Bird is really bad especially in comparison to the other strip clubs I've been to and can be really annoying. The main problem with DVCOI though is that if you go when its really busy its difficult to find a spot to sit.[/QUOTE]I think I'm gonna go tomorrow around noon.
[QUOTE=Combat Tank]I would recommend going to DVCOI first even though its not in Orange County and a bit of a drive depending on where you live. The drink hustle at the Bird is really bad especially in comparison to the other strip clubs I've been to and can be really annoying. The main problem with DVCOI though is that if you go when its really busy its difficult to find a spot to sit.[/QUOTE]
Remember the best time to go to DVCOI is in the daytime. Then you do not have to worry about finding a spot to sit. Also I have never had any extras negotiated after 6 p.m. where it seems to be quite common during day shift.
Remember no tank shirts.
But shorts are ok no problem.
Bird satuday for 2 hours. 12 to 2 then went to san gabrial for some massage and then drinking. Bird was almost empty. I sit down and get a girl on each side of me. They were friends. Just talking while one rubbed me good. Dances from 4 different girls all trying to get me to the 100 curtain booth. But, I had too much fun just 10 dollar dances. One sweet white girl went down my pants and pulled it out to slide it between her tits. Some other latina ***** yanked my shorts down and slipped and slide on my rod. She also kissed me, and really did a cowgirl grind. She was great. When I started leaving one girl ran up to me and said one more. She said it would be good. Ok ok Im always a sucker. She yanked my shorts too and did this in and out with just the tip. Begging me to go 100 pvt. I said just do a good job here I will tip. She then slid all the way down my cock and just wiggled the rest of the song. I gave her 40 and she was happy.
[QUOTE=Cash Value]She yanked my shorts too and did this in and out with just the tip. Begging me to go 100 pvt. I said just do a good job here I will tip. She then slid all the way down my cock and just wiggled the rest of the song. I gave her 40 and she was happy.[/QUOTE]Dang, isn't that, like, BBFS? I mean, it was only for a minute or so, but still. Quite some risk you took there, bro. But it was hella nice, I admit.
[QUOTE=Cash Value]Bird satuday for 2 hours. 12 to 2 then went to san gabrial for some massage and then drinking. Bird was almost empty. I sit down and get a girl on each side of me. They were friends. Just talking while one rubbed me good. Dances from 4 different girls all trying to get me to the 100 curtain booth. But, I had too much fun just 10 dollar dances. One sweet white girl went down my pants and pulled it out to slide it between her tits. Some other latina ***** yanked my shorts down and slipped and slide on my rod. She also kissed me, and really did a cowgirl grind. She was great. When I started leaving one girl ran up to me and said one more. She said it would be good. Ok ok Im always a sucker. She yanked my shorts too and did this in and out with just the tip. Begging me to go 100 pvt. I said just do a good job here I will tip. She then slid all the way down my cock and just wiggled the rest of the song. I gave her 40 and she was happy.[/QUOTE]Nice! Dang What are the best days/times to go to the Bird? I would think sat. would be the worst day to go lol.
[QUOTE=Tamno3]Dang, isn't that, like, BBFS? I mean, it was only for a minute or so, but still. Quite some risk you took there, bro. But it was hella nice, I admit.[/QUOTE]Are you freaking crazy? I always have a hat on under my shorts. Think Im going to let some skank slide down my zucchini bareback? Not happening. Always wear a hat under your shorts so you dont make a mess in your pants fool.
[QUOTE=Cash Value]Are you freaking crazy? I always have a hat on under my shorts. Think Im going to let some skank slide down my zucchini bareback? Not happening. Always wear a hat under your shorts so you dont make a mess in your pants fool.[/QUOTE]
Hey CV, I was in the club that Saturday afternoon too - would have arrived around the time you were leaving, but didn't have too similar of an experience. I think you have perhaps inadvertently given an A-1 tip for taking standard deep orange mileage available in a club like this, into the deep red zone. However, not all the boyz including this old boy can pull it off. That is, having a condom on at all times that it matters. I don't have any functionality issues when it comes to sex, but I don't stay condom ready hard in a strip club. The wood comes and goes so a condom applied at 1:45 is sliding down my trouser leg at 1:56, or maybe even 1:52 if constant and direct stimulation is not happening. CV has got the gift of priapism!
Bottom line is the dancers profoundly love it when you've got a condom on and they certainly know if you do or if you don't....in this club usually within 14 seconds of introducing themselves at your table. If you got that cock ready and dressed for action, PLUS you're wearing easily yankable shorts, you can expect a yanking and a mounting for your lousy $10 at the Bird from a decent percentage of the dancers.
But I'm a different dude - wear long pants commando and PL Pro style (soft cotton and way too large). In general, I don't desire anything more than manual attention to the crotch during a lap dance, though I never argue with a blowjob. I am a "fool" with no qualms about sending a flood rushing through my trou at the club, though I don't schedule any business meetings or church picnics for the immediate aftermath.
Approximately 100% of the birdies massage my unit and most pleasingly, all surrounding geographical regions both at the table and during dances, but only about 25-30% actually unzip and liberate the lad at his most enthusiastic from the trouser prison. When they do, the pleasure factor usually goes down since the best PL Pros are no more a barrier to pleasure than a thin cotton condom, and permit more sensation to get through than latex (though they make terrible condoms as they are porous). I don't know if many guys have taken notice of the phenomenon that when you're zipped up during one of these encounters, the dancers will sensually work your entire package including tantalizing testicular massage which brings me incredibly sustained pleasure. But once your boy is liberated, the hand action becomes something akin to milking a cow's teat....definitely not as much fun for me, especially without lube. I do pre-lube before entering the Bird.
I've been going to strip clubs since they were invented and was present for the shocking birth of the lap dance and mutual dancer/customer molestation at one infamous ground zero venue in New York City in the late 1970's (up until then "strip clubs" were burlesque theaters and customers didn't touch dancers much less grapple with them groin to groin), and I'm usually very selective about choosing a dancer to play with. I've done all there is to do in SCs more times than I'd care to admit, but somehow this Dirty Bird just constantly amazes me. I had actually given up going to strip clubs until I discovered this one thanks to posts here and elsewhere and personal tips. It is the club I've have the most consistently good time at - a shocking 100% satisfaction level by the time I hit the exit. It's as if these girls are actually trained - they all do the right thing to push our buttons while at other clubs I'm often astonished at how moronic and clueless most of the dancers appear to be in the art of obtaining the interest and ardor of a customer. It's NOT complicated ladies! I offered this to one of the dancers one afternoon and she responded, "yes, and I'm the trainer" - so there you go!
I am also astonished that only 1-2 dancers here have ever asked me for a tip. I am rarely asked to go to the VIP room. I never do go to the VIP rooms as I get all I need during the $10 laps for an absurdly low total cost. My only complaint is the WAY over the top ladies' drink hustle that comes particularly from the little cutie pie blond waitress on the Sat day shift. Her methods cross the line and can genuinely lead to scaring away some customers who don't have a thick skin for this bullshit. Dancers have complained about her to me since she is sending some guys for the exits. She's adorable but it is better to keep a distance from her as any amount of getting to know her will motivate her to take the hustle to greater extremes. However, I'm still actively trying to persuade her to suck my dick.
Keep in mind that in most nude clubs, the dancers share the lap dance take with the house, and then tip out on top of that. In this club, the dancers keep all their lap dance proceeds aside from any tip outs they do. Dances are not counted or watched by ex-convicts with clipboards as in other clubs, and girls can do freebies if it pleases them. I've found them to be scrupulously honest about dance counts at this club - sometimes stating a lower number of dances than I thought happened and only once did a girl ever state a number higher than my own calculations...I told her I thought she was mistaken and she instantly backed off the number.
I will buy a drink on a rare occasion that a girl sits with me who I want sitting with me for an extended period, and provides actively stimulating company at the table. Otherwise my thinking is that I'd rather just extend a lap dance session by 1-2 dances which supplies the dancer with money to pay for her drink quota if necessary. So I get something for my $10-20 whereas buying a lady's drink at a club like this is no more than charitable giving when you don't desire her extended company. I do tip for special events on the lap couch, but modestly. I'd be happy to share the wealth were I a rich man, but alas, I am not. I frequently use a well received line in English and to even better affect in Spanish in a club like the Bird...."I am not cheap, I am poor - and I trust that you understand the difference".
You're joking, right?[QUOTE=Cash Value]Are you freaking crazy? I always have a hat on under my shorts. Think Im going to let some skank slide down my zucchini bareback? Not happening. Always wear a hat under your shorts so you dont make a mess in your pants fool.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cash Value]Are you freaking crazy? I always have a hat on under my shorts. Think Im going to let some skank slide down my zucchini bareback? Not happening. Always wear a hat under your shorts so you dont make a mess in your pants fool.[/QUOTE]Hmmm so I'm not alone. Well, in the sense that. I've thought about wearing a hat under my gear. But have also thought about wrapping it with some ziplock bags to not make a mess.
[QUOTE=B Malibu]You're joking, right?[/QUOTE]OOPS, well I didnt want to post a picture. I keep one in my sock out of the package and put it on soon as Im ready. They dont care and sometimes look and watch me put it on then do a even better job knowing im not going to spew on their ass.
The previous post was great. Look Im not saying I always hit bingo everytime I go, I do good since Im dressed right and talk the talk. When I do best is when I go in and its empty. Girls are bummed no money and then once they hit me up they see both my wads. Sometimes i have like 4/20's wrapped around 30 ones. Looks big but its low dollar. Have to play them like they play you.
[QUOTE=Cash Value] Sometimes i have like 4/20's wrapped around 30 ones. Looks big but its low dollar. Have to play them like they play you.[/QUOTE]Nice to know I'm not the only who does this.
Back in the country temporarily, and don't have a whole lot of liquid assets to throw around. Since my club visits have been few and far between, though I'd ask for input on the state of my favorite clubs today. Should I bother looking in Orange County, or just drive up to Industry?
(I double-posted this question in the Industry forum, but the memories below are different):
Ecstasy C. M.. Remember this from back when it was Paddy Murphy's and two separate clubs. Haven't been there in two years, I think. Used to be higher mileage than Anaheim clubs.
Taboo Anah.. A few years back, a curvy Liz remembered me on my birthday, and gave me a special teat. Er treat. Haven't seen her since, but never got any real extra mileage here.
Imperial Anah.. Same time period, Russian girl (I want to say Anja, but not quite) almost got me off without removing our clothes, but the lack of nudity is the reason I'm leery of Anaheim in general.
Flamingo Anah.. Everyone says this is the best, but I've been there twice and Zero. Probably because the waitresses are so pushy with buying dancer's drinks that I leave earlier than normal (I usually spend 3-4 hrs and as many $s at clubs when I have saved up).
Or should I make the drive to Spearmint Rhino?