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In 1999, I did my "50 All Time Worst NBA Players List," and a "Franchise Nightmare Team" for each team.
Comments from my friends?
"Man, you really have to take Tracy McGrady off of your all-time worst NBA players list. ".
"Wow, you put Dana Barros on your all time worst players list?
[QUOTE=RyanHardy;5300964]Here you go:
"Navin thinks the dog is trying to warn of a fire. He wakes up the other hotel guests to rescue them, telling the dog they will name him "Lifesaver. " After everyone realizes it was a false alarm, one of the guests suggests naming the dog "Shithead. " Navin takes the dog as his own, indeed naming it Shithead. ".[/QUOTE][BLUE]Marty please don't make fake users to try and grow them to Senior Members to troll other members.
And before you say it, yes, this was you 100%.
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[QUOTE=Admin2;5301373][BLUE]Marty please don't make fake users to try and grow them to Senior Members to troll other members.
And before you say it, yes, this was you 100%.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]MartyBride wants us to believe that either he is NOT Honestone or that he is a long-time and experienced hobbyist who knows all the ins and out of the Seattle hobby scene but somehow has never even heard of Honestone. Both are equally unbelievable.
[QUOTE=AussieFury;5301651]MartyBride wants us to believe that either he is NOT Honestone or that he is a long-time and experienced hobbyist who knows all the ins and out of the Seattle hobby scene but somehow has never even heard of Honestone. Both are equally unbelievable.[/QUOTE]Man, are you ever dense! I am not Honestone. My user name is MartyByrde. Can't you get that right?
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[blue]Greetings Everyone,
MartyByrde posted that he/she will no longer be participating in the forum.
Pursuant to Forum Policy, I have deleted this resignation post and retired his/her membership.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
Will someone quote Marty's post? I can't see any of his posts ever. I really want to read this response.
[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5302425]Will someone quote Marty's post? I can't see any of his posts ever. I really want to read this response.[/QUOTE]He basically has 3 canned responses that he repeats over and over like a broken record:
1 - Myself, I would negotiate for $200, and insist BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS be included.
2 - Just re-enforces what I have been saying all along: just too many clueless folks out there paying these ridiculous rates, without any attempt at negotiation.
3 - Sigh! Folks really need to provide a link when posting about a provider, so that others either 1) have no clue who the woman is, or 2) need to hunt around to get more needed information. I actually twice recently did provide links for the women two hobbyists were posting about, to make it easier for hobbyists (one of those hobbyists moaned when I did that). I certainly make the effort to include the necessary link / links. Wish others would do the same.
Fin.
[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;5302643]He basically has 3 canned responses that he repeats over and over like a broken record:
1 - Myself, I would negotiate for $200, and insist BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS be included.
2 - Just re-enforces what I have been saying all along: just too many clueless folks out there paying these ridiculous rates, without any attempt at negotiation.
3 - Sigh! Folks really need to provide a link when posting about a provider, so that others either 1) have no clue who the woman is, or 2) need to hunt around to get more needed information. I actually twice recently did provide links for the women two hobbyists were posting about, to make it easier for hobbyists (one of those hobbyists moaned when I did that). I certainly make the effort to include the necessary link / links. Wish others would do the same.
Fin.[/QUOTE]Was also tired of his posts, won't be missed.
[QUOTE=HolderSpace;5302650]Was also tired of his posts, won't be missed.[/QUOTE]The vibe here is generally positive, if pragmatic and direct. Mods are pretty tolerant unless you break a rule.
Have to work pretty hard to get the boot.
Glad to see the back of him.
[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;5302643]He basically has 3 canned responses that he repeats over and over like a broken record:
1 - Myself, I would negotiate for $200, and insist BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS be included.
2 - Just re-enforces what I have been saying all along: just too many clueless folks out there paying these ridiculous rates, without any attempt at negotiation.
3 - Sigh! Folks really need to provide a link when posting about a provider, so that others either 1) have no clue who the woman is, or 2) need to hunt around to get more needed information. I actually twice recently did provide links for the women two hobbyists were posting about, to make it easier for hobbyists (one of those hobbyists moaned when I did that). I certainly make the effort to include the necessary link / links. Wish others would do the same.[/QUOTE]Yes -- these are classic Honestone tropes. For those who don't know the lore, the story of Honestone (a play of words with "honest one") is scattered across multiple years and hobby sites. His MO is always the same each time he gets banned:
1. Try to establish "cred" with a new handle by demonstrating how much "knowledge" he has of Asian providers in the area. All while denying he even knows who Honestone is. This is the most important element in identifying him: his self-image is that he is an "expert" and he wants everyone to see him that way.
2. "Piggybacks" on others' intel in an attempt to appear more helpful / knowledgeable. It's REALLY important to him to be esteemed by others.
3. Always looking for DATO, BBBJ, and BBFS with Asians but never wants to pay more than $200.
4. Can't handle any misspelling or misuse of his username. It REALLY sets him off. That was one of the tests I used this last time to confirm my suspicions. That has always surprised me since he goes through usernames faster than a Chinese AAMP goes through girls.
5. Makes demands and then loses his shit when he doesn't get his way (one time, quite literally -- more on that in a moment). Notice his demands in his PMs to me: stop posting the PMs publicly, use his correct username, etc. Then his outbursts against non-compliance. A well-known story of Honestone is that during one visit to a provider who refused his demands for BBFS, he dropped his pants and shit on her floor in protest. The provider verified it publicly. He has also threatened violence and immigration reporting to women in an attempt to get off-menu items.
6. Always resorts to personal attacks and name-calling when he doesn't get his way. Classic "can dish it out but can't take it" behavior. He is a classic narcissist.
7. His word patterns and syntax hint at his age. He's an older gent -- there's nothing wrong with that and I hope that we all live long enough to be older gents. This is merely something to look out for when identifying him.
8. He holds grudges. If you're familiar with his nemeses of the past (and now it seems that I'm one of them), when he fires up a new alt he can't help himself from attacking these people anew.
You might be saying "Why the hell are you posting this info publicly so that he can learn from it, avoid these tactics, and act differently with his next alt?" The answer is simple: he simply can't act any other way. He's had plenty of time to figure out where he went wrong and try again. I mean he has literally dozens of banned alts over the past 10+ years. He won't learn. The next time he comes back, I'll reference this post and the things ScotchYoke and I said will be a checklist.
The dude's a sad, old, lonely troll. I am certain he's reading this right now and has already fired up at least two new alts here.
And he still needs to pay Ling her money.
[QUOTE=AussieFury;5302900]Yes -- these are classic Honestone tropes. For those who don't know the lore, the story of Honestone (a play of words with "honest one") is scattered across multiple years and hobby sites. His MO is always the same each time he gets banned:
1. Try to establish "cred" with a new handle by demonstrating how much "knowledge" he has of Asian providers in the area. All while denying he even knows who Honestone is. This is the most important element in identifying him: his self-image is that he is an "expert" and he wants everyone to see him that way.
2. "Piggybacks" on others' intel in an attempt to appear more helpful / knowledgeable. It's REALLY important to him to be esteemed by others.
3. Always looking for DATO, BBBJ, and BBFS with Asians but never wants to pay more than $200.
4. Can't handle any misspelling or misuse of his username. It REALLY sets him off. That was one of the tests I used this last time to confirm my suspicions. That has always surprised me since he goes through usernames faster than a Chinese AAMP goes through girls.
5. Makes demands and then loses his shit when he doesn't get his way (one time, quite literally -- more on that in a moment). Notice his demands in his PMs to me: stop posting the PMs publicly, use his correct username, etc. Then his outbursts against non-compliance. A well-known story of Honestone is that during one visit to a provider who refused his demands for BBFS, he dropped his pants and shit on her floor in protest. The provider verified it publicly. He has also threatened violence and immigration reporting to women in an attempt to get off-menu items.
6. Always resorts to personal attacks and name-calling when he doesn't get his way. Classic "can dish it out but can't take it" behavior. He is a classic narcissist.
7. His word patterns and syntax hint at his age. He's an older gent -- there's nothing wrong with that and I hope that we all live long enough to be older gents. This is merely something to look out for when identifying him.
8. He holds grudges. If you're familiar with his nemeses of the past (and now it seems that I'm one of them), when he fires up a new alt he can't help himself from attacking these people anew.
You might be saying "Why the hell are you posting this info publicly so that he can learn from it, avoid these tactics, and act differently with his next alt?" The answer is simple: he simply can't act any other way. He's had plenty of time to figure out where he went wrong and try again. I mean he has literally dozens of banned alts over the past 10+ years. He won't learn. The next time he comes back, I'll reference this post and the things ScotchYoke and I said will be a checklist.
The dude's a sad, old, lonely troll. I am certain he's reading this right now and has already fired up at least two new alts here.
And he still needs to pay Ling her money.[/QUOTE]I guess I'm lucky to not have to read his crap then, because they don't appear.
[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5302943]I guess I'm lucky to not have to read his crap then, because they don't appear.[/QUOTE]Admin appears to have pruned the majority of Honestone’s / Marty’s most useless posts to restore a "signal to noise" ratio in those threads that's more signal than noise.
So by now we all should know that Asha and Sara Foxx are administrators on tna.
That part is very obvious.
Just avoid interacting with them or their friends.
In addition, put them on block. They can still see what you post as an admin or thru an alt. It just makes their life harder.
Speaking of harder. Asha says she is homeless.
LOL What a pathetic escort that she can't even pay her rent.
[QUOTE=GangBangLeader;5303301]So by now we all should know that Asha and Sara Foxx are administrators on tna.
That part is very obvious.
Just avoid interacting with them or their friends.
In addition, put them on block. They can still see what you post as an admin or thru an alt. It just makes their life harder.
Speaking of harder. Asha says she is homeless.
LOL What a pathetic escort that she can't even pay her rent.[/QUOTE]Asha is a *** from Hell, I always thought Sara Foxx was cool, maybe not.
I never really payed much attention to the discussion threads and drama over there. I do remember honestones name coming up a few times but didn't know what he did exactly. The only one I found entertaining enough to read was the Civ2000 and AngelHeaven drama. LOL.
[QUOTE=BillyKlub;5303843]The only one I found entertaining enough to read was the Civ2000 and AngelHeaven drama. LOL.[/QUOTE]Would you like socks and nachos with your cuck fantasy.
[QUOTE=BobSizemore53;5303859]Would you like socks and nachos with your cuck fantasy.[/QUOTE]Yeah. That guy. I have never witnessed such a doormat.
[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5302943]I guess I'm lucky to not have to read his crap then, because they don't appear.[/QUOTE]Sadly this wasn't even his biggest meltdown. Kinda wishing Admin would have let it go a bit longer as I relish fucking with the guy.
[QUOTE=Camhole;5304176]Sadly this wasn't even his biggest meltdown. Kinda wishing Admin would have let it go a bit longer as I relish fucking with the guy.[/QUOTE]Don't worry. I'm sure he's already fired up a couple new alts and you'll get more meltdown in the near future. Like Charlie Murphy said: "He's a habitual line stepper. ".
[QUOTE=AussieFury;5304525]Don't worry. I'm sure he's already fired up a couple new alts and you'll get more meltdown in the near future. Like Charlie Murphy said: "He's a habitual line stepper. ".[/QUOTE]He's kinda fucking crazy.
[QUOTE=Admin2;5304704]He's kinda fucking crazy.[/QUOTE]The kind of crazy that LITERALLY took a shit on a provider's floor because she refused to perform DATO on him, even when he threatened to call immigration on her?
I bet those emails are awesome.
[QUOTE=BillyKlub;5303843]I never really payed much attention to the discussion threads and drama over there. I do remember honestones name coming up a few times but didn't know what he did exactly. The only one I found entertaining enough to read was the Civ2000 and AngelHeaven drama. LOL.[/QUOTE]That guy is pathetic!
[QUOTE=GoaThillBilly;5303346]Asha is a *** from Hell, I always thought Sara Foxx was cool, maybe not.[/QUOTE]I'd still bang Asha, just keep her mouth busy. Sara is a gossipy *****.
[QUOTE=Admin2;5304704]He's kinda fucking crazy.[/QUOTE]When his "Honestone" handle was finally permanently banned on TNA, Lush changed his header to read that he was an escaped mental patient.
My condolences to your email files. LOL.
[QUOTE=GoaThillBilly;5303346]Asha is a *** from Hell, I always thought Sara Foxx was cool, maybe not.[/QUOTE]Something broke in her, but in her Destiny days, she was super cool. Now it seems that if you haven't been "ignored" by Asha, you haven't arrived.
[QUOTE=Rousse;5306945]Something broke in her, but in her Destiny days, she was super cool. Now it seems that if you haven't been "ignored" by Asha, you haven't arrived.[/QUOTE]I've never met, spoken with, or had ANY interactions with Asha.
Yet she has put all my TNA alts on her ignore list. LOL.
There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!
Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.
And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.
I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.
What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?
[QUOTE=AussieFury;5307711]There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!
Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.
And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.
I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.
What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?[/QUOTE]Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.
[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5307836]Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.[/QUOTE]"A little about myself. Blah, blah, blah". I don't care at all. It's not a dating profile it's an add.
"Shakes, drinks, aroma candles, spa like atmosphere, fresh towels". I'm not going to a spa, I don't want a protein drink, I'm there to stick my cock in your holes. That's it. Oh, and you better have a fresh towel for me when I'm finished. It's as dumb as a car add informing it has tires.
90% of what is written in adds (especially on "the board") is just plain stupid.
[QUOTE=Jimmysixxx7;5307836]Wherever they use the word generous, I always assume the session will be mechanical and lackluster.[/QUOTE]The word "generous" in a providers ad means they think they're doing you a huge [I]favor[/I] taking your hundreds of hard-earned dollars to rent you their used pussy for a few minutes. And sometimes, depending on who it is, they are.
Dick.
[QUOTE=AussieFury;5307711]There is so much dumb shit that providers post in their ads. One of my favs is "Back by popular demand!" So you want us to believe that after you left the area / hobby, you were pestered SO often by adoring fans that you just HAD to come back! Not because you needed the money for rent, but because your public demanded it!
Another is "I'll leave you wanting more. " That's essentially saying your plan is to not have me satisfied by the end of the visit.
And one of my favs is "I'll do all the things your wife / girlfriend won't" but then her list of NOs is a mile long.
I also hate use of the term "VIP" which has no consistent definition. It's a means for girls to fragment their menu and up-charge.
What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?[/QUOTE]One of my clients is a provider that used to be on the other board. She was somewhat popular, but I never saw her (saw her photos though, dammmmmmnnnnn). Six years ago, she left and started a non-sex related business that has a profit of about about $250 K-300 K / year. It's impressive because she doesn't have much more than a high school education but she always says, "Turning tricks gives you every skill you need to be successful in business. " Anyway, she hasn't "worked" since 2015 and she says she still gets several e-mails a month from old clients asking if she's available. She never responds (but she's still flattered), so they keep trying. I can see someone that doesn't have something going on in their life thinking that because people still contact her that they must all want her back.
[QUOTE=AussieFury;5307711]What other words or phrases make you roll your eyes when you read an ad?[/QUOTE]For me, it's the attempt at a legal disclaimer at the bottom of the ad.
SBs who be like:
SB: I'm mostly looking for a traditional FWB arrangement.
Me: Great, me too. Would you be able to host?
SB: No, sorry, I can't. Can you? Where would you like to meet?
Me: No, I can't host either. We could get a room?
SB: OMG NO! I'm not a hooker! {blocks me}.
-facepalm-.
[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2163739-If-you-want-a-good-time-you-know-what-I-got[/URL]!
When looking at a regular ad not really looking to see a hair leg. WTF Seems like this chick has had multiple profiles.
[QUOTE=MassageMeow;5309120]For me, it's the attempt at a legal disclaimer at the bottom of the ad.[/QUOTE]Aussie great topic I've rolled my eyes at all the stuff mentioned. Another gem is "Educated". I don't care if you have a doctorate I'm here for you to blow me.
[QUOTE=Michael1967;5307953]You're not even 50. Go to the doctor and find out what's going on. I went to the doctor for the first time in about 5-6 years several months ago and found out all kinds of shit. My blood pressure was so high (170/110) that she said I was a walking stroke victim, I found out that my body was have allergic reactions to many of the foods that I eat (which is why I always felt miserable), then I found that I had sleep apnea so bad that my blood oxygen levels drops to 82 (when I sleep, lastly my testosterone level was incredibly low.
So, I could just keep doing what I'm doing and die or make changes. So, I changed my diet (and immediately lost 15+ lbs), started taking meds for blood pressure (it's now 122/75), started taking testosterone pills (which give me much more energy and makes me want to fuck everything that moves and probably some things that don't move). I'm still on the fence about the C-Pap, I don't like the idea of sleeping with tubes attached to me, but if I use one and feel much better then I'll probably end up doing it. There is zero reason that you should have limp dick at 49.[/QUOTE]Eat your kale folks spinach beans cilantro jalapenos etc. Cut down on meat. You seen a buffalo eat meat? All protein comes from plants. Cows eat grass or grains. Athletes have realized plant based diet give the more stamina. And since it's not fatty your veins ain't clogged up meaning more blood more oxygen. Try it religiously and hit the gym twice a week short burst exercise. Do deadlifts squats and goo home. Thank me later. Oh and cut down the soda as well.
[QUOTE=MassageMeow;5309120]For me, it's the attempt at a legal disclaimer at the bottom of the ad.[/QUOTE]Always make me laugh. They have zero understanding about how the internet works.
[QUOTE=TommyMi;5309843]Eat your kale folks spinach beans cilantro jalapenos etc. Cut down on meat. You seen a buffalo eat meat? All protein comes from plants. Cows eat grass or grains. Athletes have realized plant based diet give the more stamina. And since it's not fatty your veins ain't clogged up meaning more blood more oxygen. Try it religiously and hit the gym twice a week short burst exercise. Do deadlifts squats and goo home. Thank me later. Oh and cut down the soda as well.[/QUOTE]Just about everything you said in this is completely wrong, minus exercise and cutting out soda.
In addition, those pseudo legal disclaimers are worthless.
[QUOTE=MorganCreamin;5309966]Always make me laugh. They have zero understanding about how the internet works.[/QUOTE]
Moderation is key to most things in life. Giving up all sugars, fat and carbs is firstly crazy, bad for overall health and unsustainable. Especially if you are like me and like to eat and enjoy life. Balance is key. Eat in moderation. Keep red meat as part of the diet but also incorporate more fluids (water is king) and eat leaner cuts. Every 2 weeks or so I reward myself with a ribeye. I tried everything in the book and got my numbers down. But then also realized it was not sustainable. Although I still have health problems. I am a lot better for the last 2-3 years by just reducing portion sizes. A little disciple over not over eating and keeping a balanced. But yet yummy diet. Due to my sugar issues. That is one area where I am a little more strict. Eat pasta / rice only one serving 2 times a week. But overall this is a diet I can at least live with. Honestly there is no one size fits all. Just figure out what works for you. But the general guidelines are moderation, portion controls and keeping stress levels low (walking / running or deep breathing). Mental health is very underrated. But trust me. Keeping stress down can greatly impact every other aspect of your life. Easier said than done. I wish you all the best my friend, fast break.