LA LA Land Bullshit and Fight Club

Many of you complain about screening or cry like a little kid especially the 30 and 40 why / o on hx?

It's there for a reason and it protects the girl and the monger!

Yah, dipshits do get through by cheating the system but any of you want to get your name or "you're" personal life on blast after the entire kgirl work gets busted by le in LA or The OC. Plus, your name and what you do, where you live, married, etc in the front page of LA Times, OC Register and of course "google" for everyone too see! And, I mean everyone to see what you did!

Just google the League in Seattle. Or Loeg.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5844304]Many of you complain about screening or cry like a little kid especially the 30 and 40 why / o on hx?

It's there for a reason and it protects the girl and the monger!

Yah, dipshits do get through by cheating the system but any of you want to get your name or "you're" personal life on blast after the entire kgirl work gets busted by le in LA or The OC. Plus, your name and what you do, where you live, married, etc in the front page of LA Times, OC Register and of course "google" for everyone too see! And, I mean everyone to see what you did!

Just google the League in Seattle. Or Loeg.[/QUOTE]With all due respect, much of your post is incoherent and hard to understand. So, forgive me if I am misinterpreting you. I am thinking you might be referring to my recent posts about the Cari booker giving me shit and rating me as unsafe. If so, there is more context that you are overlooking. Yes, Bookers and providers have the right to ask for whatever screening materials they want, and customers have the choice to follow through with it or not based on their level of comfort. And I understand that screening exists to protect both parties. My point is that that much screening information is out of my comfort zone, and secondarily, despite me being a level 0 on HX (with multiple favorable safety ratings from other k orgs) it seems really unnecessary to require it from me when I have been well-verified as safe in the Kgirl scene for many years. I am not even close to a newb in that scene. A couple of text messages to other bookers would have been enough to verify me. Still, they can ask for whatever they want and I can choose to provide it or not. When I texted the second number, it was my assumption that it went to a different booker with different screening parameters who would accept my long standing status as a safe and verified customer in that industry. It had nothing to do with "cheating the system;" it had to do with trying to work with a booker who would accept my references (totally normal and acceptable behavior). That the booker then rated me as unsafe was really my only true gripe with the situation. It was totally unnecessary. Nothing about my behavior pointed to me being a danger to anyone. Not to mention they were a complete, abrasive and condescending asshole about the whole thing from the very first text.

[QUOTE=Toungsten;5846023]One man's house painter is another's Michelangelo. Just got to give them the tools, desire and inspiration to work with.[/QUOTE] Okay Mr. Picasso of Providers, I’ll keep that in mind lol. I'll also continue to discern the more realistic reviews (which includes very favorable reports) from those which read as over the top, self-aggrandizing and embellished fantasies and others, such as yourself, can continue doing what they do (which of course they will). Not every provider is for every monger and neither is every retelling of being with one. Good day.

[QUOTE=TheSexorcist;5846892]Sorry sir but that made no sense in relation to my most recent post but okay. I'll continue to discern the more realistic reviews (which includes very favorable reports) from those which read as over the top, self-aggrandizing and embellished fantasies and others, such as yourself, can continue doing what they do (which of course they will). Not every provider is for every monger and neither is every retelling of being with one. Good day.[/QUOTE]That's right. Not every provider is for every monger. They get what they put into it or not. As far as what I get it's not embellished fantasies or self-aggrandizing. It's what I experience and if that isn't what you've experienced then the shoe I put out there certainly would fit.

[QUOTE=TheSexorcist;5846892]Okay Mr. Picasso of Providers, Ill keep that in mind lol. I'll also continue to discern the more realistic reviews (which includes very favorable reports) from those which read as over the top, self-aggrandizing and embellished fantasies and others, such as yourself, can continue doing what they do (which of course they will). Not every provider is for every monger and neither is every retelling of being with one. Good day.[/QUOTE]Thank you for diligently reading my reviews. You seem to know virtually every word I used.

[QUOTE=FiatVoluptas;5845804]With all due respect, much of your post is incoherent and hard to understand. So, forgive me if I am misinterpreting you. I am thinking you might be referring to my recent posts about the Cari booker giving me shit and rating me as unsafe. If so, there is more context that you are overlooking. Yes, Bookers and providers have the right to ask for whatever screening materials they want, and customers have the choice to follow through with it or not based on their level of comfort. And I understand that screening exists to protect both parties. My point is that that much screening information is out of my comfort zone, and secondarily, despite me being a level 0 on HX (with multiple favorable safety ratings from other k orgs) it seems really unnecessary to require it from me when I have been well-verified as safe in the Kgirl scene for many years. I am not even close to a newb in that scene. A couple of text messages to other bookers would have been enough to verify me. Still, they can ask for whatever they want and I can choose to provide it or not. When I texted the second number, it was my assumption that it went to a different booker with different screening parameters who would accept my long standing status as a safe and verified customer in that industry. It had nothing to do with "cheating the system;" it had to do with trying to work with a booker who would accept my references (totally normal and acceptable behavior). That the booker then rated me as unsafe was really my only true gripe with the situation. It was totally unnecessary. Nothing about my behavior pointed to me being a danger to anyone. Not to mention they were a complete, abrasive and condescending asshole about the whole thing from the very first text.[/QUOTE]No, I'm saying in general mongers across the boards on HX and TER cry like babies cause they can't get into Kgirls scene.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5847818]No, I'm saying in general mongers across the boards on HX and TER cry like babies cause they can't get into Kgirls scene.[/QUOTE]Yes, those poor souls haha. I am glad I got in years ago when it was much simpler. I am not sure if I would go through with the new screening requirements these days, but it's hard to tell. Now, since I am already in, if a booker asks for that, nope. I will go elsewhere. I remember my first kgirl session. I can't remember the girl's name, but she was a tall, thin, long-legged provider in her 40's booked by what is now Newasianvibe. That was my first true GFE and I was mind blown. Thereafter, I went nuts and was seeing 3-4 k girls a week for the next year or two. Good times!

[QUOTE=FiatVoluptas;5848569]Thereafter, I went nuts and was seeing 3-4 k girls a week for the next year or two. Good times![/QUOTE]Best thing about seeing Kgirls often or a regular they allow if they trust you and like you will let you see them ofc. Not all, but many for me!

Let you stay in contact with them if they go to another city (USA) or Canada. Or, they go back home to Korea.

I leave 4-2-2022 for Seoul for a week to visit two former Kgirls who used to provide in LA / SF and now just have regular jobs but also dabble in the Norebang scene in Seoul.

Going to spend a lot of money at the Love hotels in Korea.

Hobby on.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5849306]Best thing about seeing Kgirls often or a regular they allow if they trust you and like you will let you see them ofc. Not all, but many for me!

Let you stay in contact with them if they go to another city (USA) or Canada. Or, they go back home to Korea.

I leave 4-2-2022 for Seoul for a week to visit two former Kgirls who used to provide in LA / SF and now just have regular jobs but also dabble in the Norebang scene in Seoul.

Going to spend a lot of money at the Love hotels in Korea.

Hobby on.[/QUOTE]That sounds awesome! I have a couple K girls who I see off the clock sometimes. Regular visits, gifts, and treating them well has really paid off. One of them even buys / gives me gifts when I see her, and she will no longer accept tips from me. She has literally handed cash back to me. That's basically unheard of from this girls haha.

[QUOTE=Toungsten;5850725]Or maybe they are spot on the the reader didn't get what the writer got. Never Assume.[/QUOTE]It's about time you chimed in. "Spot on?" Nice try T. Your suppositions might work with the new members tho.

[QUOTE=Toungsten;5850731]The reviewer doesn't review the negative experiences so as not to kill a girl's business.[/QUOTE]

Oof. So much to unpack with this statement. No one should trust a movie critic that was concerned about hurting box office sales, or a critic that carried a track record of only positive reviews. And speaking of assumptions, its quite the stretch to say one review would kill a girls business. But alas, here we go down the rabbit hole again. Anyone else waiting for dad to stop the car?

[QUOTE=SsStuntCock;5850888]It's about time you chimed in. "Spot on?" Nice try T. Your suppositions might work with the new members tho.[/QUOTE]I could write anything here and you would read it. Stick to the girls and stop being an argumentative critic. This is a BB board and not a movie gossip guide.

[QUOTE=LandOfKGirls;5851985]Damn, this girl does understand what is of value and what is not. Hope she finds what she's looking for.

Another recently departed k-girl, sadly, posted about her depression and suicidal thoughts. Hope she found some help.[/QUOTE]More than you can imagine hate what they do. The more successful they are the more they get caught up in the money. They want to stop but can't.

[QUOTE=Toungsten;5853011]More than you can imagine hate what they do. The more successful they are the more they get caught up in the money. They want to stop but can't.[/QUOTE]"I'm not going to be a dime store psychologist. I don't read minds. A number of providers have told me that they hate what they are doing. Others have built mini-business empires or successful careers and are proud of themselves: just like in other businesses or professions. If you are partaking of providers' services, you are in no position to be judgmental. IMHO. By the way, I have had very long term friendships with several retired providers and they are doing very well for themselves. ".

[QUOTE=BuildingGuy;5853553]"I'm not going to be a dime store psychologist. I don't read minds. A number of providers have told me that they hate what they are doing. Others have built mini-business empires or successful careers and are proud of themselves: just like in other businesses or professions. If you are partaking of providers' services, you are in no position to be judgmental. IMHO. By the way, I have had very long term friendships with several retired providers and they are doing very well for themselves..[/QUOTE]They hate the Johns but the love the Benjamins.

If push comes to shove, they still suck Benjamins dick. The money is way, way, way to easy compared to other jobs.

[QUOTE=BuildingGuy;5853553]"I'm not going to be a dime store psychologist. I don't read minds. A number of providers have told me that they hate what they are doing. Others have built mini-business empires or successful careers and are proud of themselves: just like in other businesses or professions. If you are partaking of providers' services, you are in no position to be judgmental. IMHO. By the way, I have had very long term friendships with several retired providers and they are doing very well for themselves.[/QUOTE]Putting myself in their shoes (Me having to suck and fuck old, fat Asian women) I would hate was I was doing too!

I would hate it enough that I wouldn't do it. I'd find something else do to. Anything, including getting a real job with real taxes taken out.

They make amazing money for what they do.

[QUOTE=BuildingGuy;5853553]"I'm not going to be a dime store psychologist. I don't read minds. A number of providers have told me that they hate what they are doing. Others have built mini-business empires or successful careers and are proud of themselves: just like in other businesses or professions. If you are partaking of providers' services, you are in no position to be judgmental. IMHO. By the way, I have had very long term friendships with several retired providers and they are doing very well for themselves..[/QUOTE]I'm not reading minds or being judgmental. I'm talking about what many of the girls have said to me over the years. Yes they have mad a lot of money and are doing well financially but I'm not talking about that. Haven't you heard about those who do very well in their jobs but hate what they do. Do you really think that many or maybe any of the girls like to be fucking and sucking the cocks and having the cum drip down their faces of of every fat, rude, ugly monger that crosses their threshold. Customers they would not even look at in their civvie life? Just think about that for a minute and ask yourself I'm reading their minds or talking about a dose of reality.

[QUOTE=Toungsten;5853639] Do you really think that many or maybe any of the girls like to be fucking and sucking the cocks and having the cum drip down their faces of of every fat, rude, ugly monger that crosses their threshold. Customers they would not even look at in their civvie life? Just think about that for a minute[/QUOTE]But, but all your reviews say the girls are sex fiends and just love to fuck, suck cock, etc. LOL.

[QUOTE=SixDNine;5854391]But, but all your reviews say the girls are sex fiends and just love to fuck, suck cock, etc. LOL.[/QUOTE]Toungsten aka the hooker whisperer.

[QUOTE=Toungsten;5853639]I'm not reading minds or being judgmental. I'm talking about what many of the girls have said to me over the years. Yes they have mad a lot of money and are doing well financially but I'm not talking about that. Haven't you heard about those who do very well in their jobs but hate what they do. Do you really think that many or maybe any of the girls like to be fucking and sucking the cocks and having the cum drip down their faces of of every fat, rude, ugly monger that crosses their threshold. Customers they would not even look at in their civvie life? Just think about that for a minute and ask yourself I'm reading their minds or talking about a dose of reality.[/QUOTE]Toungsten is a pro monger and has been around long enough, to F'ing understand. I agree with T.

That needed to be said.

I was not blessed with any semblance of good looks or athleticism but once I started pooning I improved myself little by little and I saw the change gradually on these ladies faces when I walked through the door.

[QUOTE=Humyiy;5855431]Toungsten is a pro monger and has been around long enough, to F'ing understand. I agree with T.

That needed to be said.

I was not blessed with any semblance of good looks or athleticism but once I started pooning I improved myself little by little and I saw the change gradually on these ladies faces when I walked through the door.[/QUOTE]The girls definitely appreciate when you take care of yourself. I am under 40, generally fit, and am good looking enough (so I am told). K girls have always been pleased with my looks and hygiene. I have gotten a lot of compliments, a lot of OTC, etc. Because of it. Then, when COVID times came, I did not monger for a long time, and I also gained 40 lbs. When I went back to see a few long time ATF's, they were clearly bothered and turned off by me having let myself go. It was literally the first thing they mentioned when they opened the door, and it was mentioned several times during session. "Oh you got so fat honey. Oh, you need to get in shape again. Oh, you used to be so handsome, what happened? " Well, over the last year, I have lost all the weight and then some, and those girls seem happy to have my cock in their mouth again and the compliments have returned.

Sure, they want money. Sure, they have incentive to butter us up so we return, but to say that they don't care about the looks or cleanliness of the dudes they have to fuck is to overlook the fact that providers or not, they are still human. I think many of us forget that (or just don't care); these girls are real people, just like us.

I figured you for an older gentleman, T. As we get older, do you not find that busting nuts into an actress who really loathes you deep down becomes more of a desultory experience? In a sense, the perception and wisdom of the authentic situation grows while the pleasure of the genital friction somewhat diminishes?

[QUOTE=Humyiy;5855431]Toungsten is a pro monger and has been around long enough, to F'ing understand. I agree with T.

That needed to be said.

I was not blessed with any semblance of good looks or athleticism but once I started pooning I improved myself little by little and I saw the change gradually on these ladies faces when I walked through the door.[/QUOTE]I am a "pro am" monger. I have several platonic relationships with prostitutes and they refer me out to others, sometimes even give me a discount or take me on even if they are offline.

It is due to one thing, and one thing only. I am in a profession that these girls request advice on from time to time.

As for mongers, we are inventory. Do you ever see a car salesman get happy when a customer is about to close a sale. That is the same face that a prostitute gets when you leave. The idea that these girls enjoy fucking men has to be right up there with taking the trump vaccine.

[QUOTE=GardenBae;5860597]Wait. Calling me an arbiter of these very subjective opinions in a sarcastic manner is the kind of disrespect that is completely unnecessary and uncalled for. I disagreed with that one assessment of yours and all of a sudden I'm getting attacked.[/QUOTE]Not talking about your one assessment. Talking about your deciding what is GND, cute and DDG. It's in the eye of the beholder. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Toungsten;5860512]That seems to be the story of your playbook as you hang on every word I post. It's as predictable as the president of a fan club.[/QUOTE]I don't know what you're taking about. I'm here to discuss BBFS intel on a BBFS board. Remember, "Let's not forget what we're here for." I guess that sure aged well didn't it.

Hey Hommies,

Thinking about pegging? Peg curious, or perhaps a connoisseur of getting bottomed pegged.

Let's form a club to meet at Trunks WEHO for a weekly pegextravaganza of fannitabulous prostate fun. Don't hide in the closet while your prostate enlarges day by day. Let's meet and beat our prostates to pee size again.

Can't wait to discuss all the great ideas, techniques and truly awe inspiring things about pegging to we all squeal like little girls.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;5862710]Hey Hommies,

Thinking about pegging? Peg curious, or perhaps a connoisseur of getting bottomed pegged.

Let's form a club to meet at Trunks WEHO for a weekly pegextravaganza of fannitabulous prostate fun. Don't hide in the closet while your prostate enlarges day by day. Let's meet and beat our prostates to pee size again.

Can't wait to discuss all the great ideas, techniques and truly awe inspiring things about pegging to we all squeal like little girls.[/QUOTE]I am already in a ramming club, we hire large melanin enhanced men to ram our asses. Last week we had a new member come in to catch, his first name was hunter. Claimed he is practicing for a 60 month stint of the federal sentencing guidelines.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;5862710]Hey Hommies,

Thinking about pegging? Peg curious, or perhaps a connoisseur of getting bottomed pegged.

Let's form a club to meet at Trunks WEHO for a weekly pegextravaganza of fannitabulous prostate fun. Don't hide in the closet while your prostate enlarges day by day. Let's meet and beat our prostates to pee size again.

Can't wait to discuss all the great ideas, techniques and truly awe inspiring things about pegging to we all squeal like little girls.[/QUOTE][URL]https://youtu.be/a0x6vIAtFcI[/URL]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5863400]I am already in a ramming club, we hire large melanin enhanced men to ram our asses. Last week we had a new member come in to catch, his first name was hunter. Claimed he is practicing for a 60 month stint of the federal sentencing guidelines.[/QUOTE]You are a retard in the worst way. You are a creep. How psychotic personalities do you have on USASexguide do you have?

As a fish market worker, and as a person who took advantage of other's misfortune, what have you contributed to the future of California's Superior Court system, other than following in what I have an AI doing for free?

I demand that you spend the rest of your life in repentance. Your style is equivalent to speaking Latin in a Catholic Church. Fuck you, *****! Go to hell. I summon all if truth to dispel your evil.

Fuck you!

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;5863709][URL]https://youtu.be/a0x6vIAtFcI[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, Priscilla.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;5873018]You are a retard in the worst way. You are a creep. How psychotic personalities do you have on USASexguide do you have?

As a fish market worker, and as a person who took advantage of other's misfortune, what have you contributed to the future of California's Superior Court system, other than following in what I have an AI doing for free?

I demand that you spend the rest of your life in repentance. Your style is equivalent to speaking Latin in a Catholic Church. Fuck you, *****! Go to hell. I summon all if truth to dispel your evil.

Fuck you![/QUOTE]I am going to have to reopen my fan club.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;5873023]Yes, Priscilla.[/QUOTE]I told you never to get the Mahi Mahi from Ralphs.

It messes with your brain.

Is this Verizon outage affecting the ability of Russian bookers to confirm appointments?

My appointed was running behind due to scheduling conflicts so I stopped at McDonalds to grab a quick bite.

I ate, peed, brushed my teeth. I sort of felt like I needed to shit but I'll wait.

I went in, fucked for 30 minutes, drank some post nut water, then bam, it hit me. I had to take a shit. I asked her if I could use the bathroom. She said, of course.

Even though I courtesy flushed twice, the smell was pretty bad, and she was not happy at all, and told me to clean my own ass when it came time for the post nut shower.

She kept laughing through the smell, though. What a trooper.

[QUOTE=ImYours;5901035]My appointed was running behind due to scheduling conflicts so I stopped at McDonalds to grab a quick bite.

I ate, peed, brushed my teeth. I sort of felt like I needed to shit but I'll wait.

I went in, fucked for 30 minutes, drank some post nut water, then bam, it hit me. I had to take a shit. I asked her if I could use the bathroom. She said, of course.

Even though I courtesy flushed twice, the smell was pretty bad, and she was not happy at all, and told me to clean my own ass when it came time for the post nut shower.

She kept laughing through the smell, though. What a trooper.[/QUOTE]Are you the guy who works in my suite? Fat, around 70 years old, gray hair? Literally this guy's shit smells like a skyscraper on fire.

The other day I was hanging out with my ex temple of bliss pal and we had breakfast and I think we then did a session. I no longer mess with her because she is just spaced out, but after the breakfast, rather than taking a crap at her place, I went back in to the restaurant and dropped a load there.

Anyone who shits where he fucks is not fully evolved.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5903371]Are you the guy who works in my suite? Fat, around 70 years old, gray hair? Literally this guy's shit smells like a skyscraper on fire.

The other day I was hanging out with my ex temple of bliss pal and we had breakfast and I think we then did a session. I no longer mess with her because she is just spaced out, but after the breakfast, rather than taking a crap at her place, I went back in to the restaurant and dropped a load there.

Anyone who shits where he fucks is not fully evolved.[/QUOTE]Nah man, I'm half that age, and uber smelly shits aren't a normal thing. Must have been the food your mom made me after I banged her out the other day.

[QUOTE=ImYours;5906814]Nah man, I'm half that age, and uber smelly shits aren't a normal thing. Must have been the food your mom made me after I banged her out the other day.[/QUOTE]Wow, born in 1987, and banging Asian grannies off of kgirl sites, and then shitting in their trick pads. When I was 35 I was banging strippers in their 20's off of the rugmerchant's city source and shitting at my own house. How times have changed.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5907229]Wow, born in 1987, and banging Asian grannies off of kgirl sites, and then shitting in their trick pads. When I was 35 I was banging strippers in their 20's off of the rugmerchant's city source and shitting at my own house. How times have changed.[/QUOTE]Aww, that's cute. I DJed at a bunch of Montreal strip clubs and it was easy pickings, don't know what the big deal is. Strippers and nurses, same self esteem issues.

You know I like 'them old sometimes, experience and performance mostly pure looks and age. Your mom is well aware of that, and you should be too.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;5917942]My new pet peeve is being hit up by trans girls that don't feel the need to mention they are trans. I mean I like anal but there has to be some pussy next door or I'm not interested.[/QUOTE]I report them as scammers. It's a simple bait and switch.

It doesn't matter how long they've been on hormone replacement therapy or if they've had surgery. They are dudes with a why chromosome and a penis: they can lie to themselves and be virtue signaled as "Women of the Year" by corporate social engineers, SCOTUS nomineed can refuse to define a woman, I've read "The Emperor Wears No Clothes. ".

I won't pretend that their mutilated dick and ball meat is exactly the same as a real woman's naturally wet pussy:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlHJfwVYjw8[/URL]

Some on this forum have a taste for trans' "Beyond Pussy Meat" and "I Can't Believe it's Not Pussy," but that shit is a hard pass for me.

[blue]I moved this to the fight thread. That action is not intended to pass judgement on your post, it violates no part of the TOS, rather to get it into the right spot for what will probably come next.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=FirstClass1;5920640]I report them as scammers. It's a simple bait and switch.

It doesn't matter how long they've been on hormone replacement therapy or if they've had surgery. They are dudes with a why chromosome and a penis: they can lie to themselves and be virtue signaled as "Women of the Year" by corporate social engineers, SCOTUS nomineed can refuse to define a woman, I've read "The Emperor Wears No Clothes. ".

I won't pretend that their mutilated dick and ball meat is exactly the same as a real woman's naturally wet pussy:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlHJfwVYjw8[/URL]

Some on this forum have a taste for trans' "Beyond Pussy Meat" and "I Can't Believe it's Not Pussy," but that shit is a hard pass for me.

[blue]I moved this to the fight thread. That action is not intended to pass judgement on your post, it violates no part of the TOS, rather to get it into the right spot for what will probably come next.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Trannies are the worst. I can't believe little Jimmy Norton sticks his dick in them.

The fucken dollar is seriously a joke. Fucken 120 for a quickie in car? That was three fucks on Sepulveda a few years ago.

The fed needs to raise rates to 10% and lend money only to people with respectable histories.

The velocity of money has to slow down until we end this shit ass war on fossil fuels.