Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dakman;2357049]Visited Asian Tuina yesterday. I was met by an mid-forties (maybe) Asian lady 5 out of ten in looks and body. My expectations dropped immediately when I saw the curtains for the doorway and doors as walls that did not go to the ceiling for each room. The positive was that the they only required one awesome boom box sound system for the entire operation. The negative was that you could hear anything that went on in the rooms.

I opted for the 30 minutes for $40.

I can tell you the massage was one of the best I have experienced. Lots of pressure and kind of cool when she crawled up on the table. She is very talented and there was some teasing of the boys. Most of the session was uncovered.

20 minutes into it, it was time for the flip rubbed the belly, rubbed the legs and a little groinal play. She gave me the look like did I want an HE. I nodded heartily. Then more pointing, head nodding and finally she tried to put oil in my hand. I said no thanks you take care of it. She shook her head and started on the boys in a very sensual way, but Minnie me was getting excited and with no attention. I was getting more frustrated.

In the end, I am embarrassed to say, I caved and took care of myself.

Great massage, cheap, and I might repeat just to see if she would go that extra little bit.[/QUOTE]I may get there in a week or so to check them out. I ended up going to my old mainstay in Lincolnshire. Can't go wrong there.

Nothing new to report, nothing has changed. Still the best massage in Kenosha for my days when the old bones are hurting and everything is tight and sore. Was really nice though, she broke out the hot stones and placed them on some of my trouble spots to assist in getting them worked out. Don't get me wrong, I like a nice HE but when the massage is neglected it almost defeats the purpose for me.

[QUOTE=Lurker02;2358880]I may get there in a week or so to check them out. I ended up going to my old mainstay in Lincolnshire. Can't go wrong there.[/QUOTE]Will you name your mainstay, please.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2361362]Will you name your mainstay, please.[/QUOTE]Mainstay, meaning the place, not one particular person. Kelly is who I saw last. Ok massage, good finish but she will remove her top but wants alot more to be completely nude. There is a linda and Lisa also but I get them confused. One is real young but no finish while the other, I think Linda, is a lot of fun.

[QUOTE=Lurker02;2361524]Mainstay, meaning the place, not one particular person. Kelly is who I saw last. Ok massage, good finish but she will remove her top but wants alot more to be completely nude. There is a linda and Lisa also but I get them confused. One is real young but no finish while the other, I think Linda, is a lot of fun.[/QUOTE]You named the people, but not the place. Any help would be appreciated.

Awesome massage, the self serve HJ was really great too!! LOL, I have not seen the self serve in a long time, give them some time, YMMV.

[QUOTE=Lurker02;2358880]I may get there in a week or so to check them out. I ended up going to my old mainstay in Lincolnshire. Can't go wrong there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Asianfever69;2362552]Awesome massage, the self serve HJ was really great too!! LOL, I have not seen the self serve in a long time, give them some time, YMMV.[/QUOTE]At least it's not a self-serve BBBJCIM.

(side note: why can't I get used to the ATF acronym without thinking it's Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms).

Dude, if I could do that I wouldn't leave the house and I would save thousands of dollars a year!

[QUOTE=RacineLurker;2363386]At least it's not a self-serve BBBJCIM.

(side note: why can't I get used to the ATF acronym without thinking it's Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms).[/QUOTE]

So I finally got to this place a couple days ago but doubt if I ever go again. Not that the massage was bad, it was actually pretty decent but Sophia, about 40 ish, was the only one working and I got interrupted a couple times by guys stopping in. There was also the maintenance guy or landlord there fixing a leak in the ceiling and he was in and out a lot and talking loudly to the Sophia. I almost died at one point when a man and woman came in and while I am lying there in the room I heard them say they were from the health dept and had gotten complaint calls about what went on in there. They asked is it was a massage place and she told them no, they only do "therapy". What does that mean? He asked if they do acupuncture and she said yes (in her I don't speak much English voice) and he asked if they had the needles there and she tried to explain something but of course her english was at this time again limited so they agreed to come back later. By the time she got back I was just about completely dressed and she assured me that it was no need to worry and offered an extra 30 minutes. NO WAY!! At this point I just wanted out so I flipped and asked her to just finish. She climbs on the table and finishes the massage, with lots of teasing and even coming inches with her face from what almost appeared as though I was getting a BJ but kept backing away. Talk about frustration. Finally she continued to tell me how she would get in trouble for HE and I said fine and got dressed and left. I probably won't go there again.

Stopped by Asian Tuna tonight to check it out. Got there about 30 minutes before closing, older lady there not a turn on for me but decided to get a hour massage back was killing me. She gave a great massage got close to privates a few times but she never really made a attempt to brush or excite me. Did the flip and it was pretty much all business, to be fair I didn't push the issue at all, I need someone a little prettier and younger to get excited. She did give a great massage though. Won't repeat unless I am looking for a quick massage.

I will stick to Bella in Kenosha that girl works it very well and has a pretty face and a beautiful body, tip her. 80 and all is on table.

So finally got in to see the famous Bella at 52nd, and she was everything everyone has been talking about. What is funny was she told me her name is Bella and her appearance matched what has been reported but while working my back someone else walked in and a different girl told him her name was Bella as well. Guess they know who everyone is looking for.

Has anyone gone to the spa on Sheridan rd next to the dollar general? Not sure if it's worth the trip or not the location leaves a lot to be desired but maybe a trip is in the cards if it's worth it.

Yeah, have been within the last month, . 6 on the door. 4 on the HE as a tip. YMMV but there was no negotiations, she just took care of things.

[QUOTE=Zsasz1;2409450]Has anyone gone to the spa on Sheridan rd next to the dollar general? Not sure if it's worth the trip or not the location leaves a lot to be desired but maybe a trip is in the cards if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone know if Bella at 52nd does takeout? Or does anyone know an AMP who does offer it?

Have the ladies changed lately? Is the massage any good? I haven't been there is about a year but I think the same lady runs it and the massages were not that great. I actually do like a good massage too.

[QUOTE=OKSure;2410344]Yeah, have been within the last month, . 6 on the door. 4 on the HE as a tip. YMMV but there was no negotiations, she just took care of things.[/QUOTE]