Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

Thanks to our eagle-eyed associate Roamin Roman, I was alerted to the return of the Chinese MILFs in Centreville and was able to spend some time playing with Judy. At least, I think that's her fake name. Mama-san identified her as "July" and she called her self "Jordy" (keep your Star Trek jokes to yourself! So who can tell? The visit started off poorly, with mama-san double-booking her, leading to me waiting around for upward of 45 minutes. Mama promised that Judy would make it up to me. She didn't. Judy was very plain Jane, with an OK body, a mediocre face and an unenthusiastic attitude. She could take it fine, but the little touches that so many of the other Chinese MILFs do, such as wiping me down after we finish, massaging, offering mouthwash, playful gestures, none were to be found with Judy. She also shorted me by about 15 minutes. We played mish, cow, dog and 69, and her performance in all was just adequate. I won't repeat, but considering how reasonable the rates are, I can understand others wanting to take the plunge. Paid 1 and. 6.

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;3075603]Although this post should, technically, be in the Maryland (Montgomery County) Craigslist forum, I'm posting it here for the benefit of my fellow NoVA forum members who might want the availability of another option.

I was going to be in the Silver Spring area the other day and was going to have some free time, so I checked BP and Craigslist for any possibilities. I'm not sure why one CL ad (without any pictures) caught my attention, but I decided to give a call nevertheless and check it out. A Chinese lady answered, and we set up an appointment time. Afterwards, she texted her Silver Spring address and instructions for parking. It was in an older but decent post-WW2 neighborhood, and parking wasn't difficult. Following her instructions, I walked around to the back door and rang the doorbell. She lets me in, takes me to a small adjoining room just inside the back door, collects the fee (. 6 for an hour), and tells me to undress and to lie down on the bed. She disappears for a moment to deposit the fee, and then returns and asks how I would like my massage (medium preferred). Over the next 50 minutes, Mickey (at least, that's how I heard it) proceeds to give a very solid massage from head to toes. She used a small towel to cover 'sensitive' parts during the whole process, and she remained fully clothed, but removed the towel when she asked me to turn over. She enquired, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Mickey is a pleasant, middle-aged MILF-ish Chinese woman with good English skills. The massage, while not the best I've ever had, was good and thorough, and she didn't short me on the time. Overall, it was a nice session and, while I've had better experiences elsewhere, I departed quite happy and am inclined to make a return visit if in the area again. YMMV, but the price-to-value ratio worked for me. Seniors, as well as Regular members who in my opinion have a history of [U]useful[/U] contributions to the forum, can contact me for additional details.

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[LIST]Face: (4.5) to (5.0)[/LIST][LIST]Body: (5.0) to (5.5)[/LIST][LIST]Attitude: (8.0)[/LIST][LIST]Service: (8.5)[/LIST][LIST]Other: 5'-5", 125#, 36C[/LIST]
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Clean and tidy, although in an older house, with a comfortable bed and clean sheets. Bathroom and shower available, also clean. Private, although a little noise from the rest of the house. Neighborhood appeared safe during the daytime, and likely so at nighttime, as well. Directions were easy to follow, and the location is close to a major thoroughfare.[/QUOTE]Always appreciate your inputs. Curious, was she listed in therapeutic (hard to find individuals w / o pics) or casual encounters (hard to avoid scams)?

[QUOTE=WhiteLake830;3085785]Always appreciate your inputs. Curious, was she listed in therapeutic (hard to find individuals w / o pics) or casual encounters (hard to avoid scams)?[/QUOTE]Thanks for the kind words, amigo, but you don't really need me to hold your hand, do you? My review has all the info for needed for anyone to find her, and there's only two places to check. She's there every day. Cheers.

[B]Roman[/B]

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;3085453]A search using Google Image brings up a number of matches, including the following link to Twitter. (You be the judge as to whether she's likely to be here in this area.).

[CENTER][url]https://twitter.com/bijo_of_china_[/CENTER][/url].

Here's a link to the overall Google Image search results:

[CENTER][url]https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisUxBleGu8Y1xTglIChe5Fu9xRk46itGmRwX6cS5xvnvO4TT8NpJvvKOu3I_1tyOw-gulZTsdAe_1qGh16-FI9R74MdCnwdmPraebhbCjs9FIFDBPwHj3SVtQSw5TckILaQ_10ZsYpykE9zrCuACpdRD4K2i4H7Ujs9vJdHPddgmvsWBLEkfGXNvpy1lyXuyr5geYK7fIjF9swWkrcdFXNeH0MGcWXZraS-5H41aC41savJYDxZLz0ZAy0wsE7AaVtmTTwQ8f4Je3wtMHpIfvACHaiV6ZZqxpYsKEL_1Ia74bbofAiC0USopTIuBolvBntliDqmhOE1f26DYh6PEvon3b3AN1wsTO5GN9VjxYSbXqqajifK4hXdlQ-E8334SZlFresIxFMcS-OurUeWYogNSC5-oXg3Ajaxkl3ymBxsOGJCNWmkb2Mp5nYEal_1xq2fBH44TmD_1STaFdU5iZxVu0TVbzeFLUwBLqwPU0uh8MBhBRMmlnw--6rcnLEPsjjDjs3rUNQiuYo8zXOCqEyLyk-nF5SgjqBPZjVKryzVGek7aGXMF12lLasTDqvyhTc8InMujX08fDlOpTnlAa48JQHvBCAlSifF328I3Hg66arypCregpNtcJ-nYXl5VnB45d15RunNVHZbbWATGH1834LsqRcBrFUnHVcBd-RhTu7V392yS42mNZRoT-1p1m7hhavdNLbCQRwEYmAEWKBjZ3ChN8LNJbgglz-fRGpahWT8DoisZ7nBRJ2SRGe3H5J5a4BBVpwFZIgr0jEa8K9DBkVhgKiBF-sPhApus0EvOZ7nS_10y7_1UJ3bARHH9NBOdB4JCqJ3BFiUqQpgtbYdUWhc0RK4Fewx7MGyFbnbK4Z_1ApE8iHem1BKerbh6MwlmhVXmZmKukJnaMB5uSQHvY7XKgLq4728044WXtcQzuhBnwgtMGxSecJz1fQ3pS4kRS_1MhHtPOW2ioEO-8RpOPoZcAgfzSMI7TAiwetJjrTNV8Sd3fsB7z4bvIg97xg4-ws-LN_1IELFGX-X2cne_1jtJ_1ImQGJSiB45Tt4CGVH3EhdK8oDGg_1IqKQ9gk2lmmnaYiaQduY-2MD7hvcrxtT-8XK1VpCXC3_1h6X44PhBZBS74BgHJb6kdEiIB4X2d4aJ7rR5IJXdf2p3DHFpVBF5HBps8dokCFHSm1LdZMWU671ZbtYUT48-cYXNfCLGJ5wRv6j8U-K-MqKchPR3P7sN9ipukD5tYyitA1ngwfhhk1ETNxzCMSMxasj2SJlAgu7h9lnZlVQj94xeRqQW0XFxCt98P3WJUzz1uEnbqBrHNBxI1_1G-uDBoeSPn-UQ7qbEbdVer6D3qFimHSdoo7QbNbzhdQIKN4jZoQ3zrtzQ0PFXaNVBlUSdEEEYZVMZSpOEmhFP9c6AfXllpCOxpKn8cI5X2gWwK2mi7u2KOWVnxUfo7HC4HIDHgpqA_1mHaFW2DBzMWAgK1hGJI2BT5QNq9cWx6LiVtAes82Ckn4jdUL1f-CLwaAF4x_1w9bKl5z84sulmj6EZj1XNSYDW845rqo7jN1jbVFXOQbULlAK7C_1_11l5X-VrzywCW1GFnPGQVA2V4TEEjjCeJ_1Oa4dmQA2DCNAjHI2xkWIUgLjVuaH-f-78tuw9SLhBy7Qcx9PN3sVenR0KLQhiVkFgLdVHLcLqMwZ5uk2wNjcO01Ysjg&=Search%20by%20image&hl=en[/CENTER][/url].[/QUOTE]Thanks for this info RR. I paid a visit today. She almost was like the pic albeit maybe 15 lbs heavier. Cute face, nice massage that included back walking which popped a few bones that was good. Hands had some roaming between her spandex as well that wasn't thwarted. On the flip she said DIY and even put oil in my hands LOL. I said no, you do. Well she tried her best on her knees and almost made it in her mouth but she was shy. Anyway I was happy when I left and she was hot and bothered LOL.

Seemed that way to me so it was good. Repeat visit will get those spandex tights down off her I hope LOL. YYMV for sure.

PC out.

[QUOTE=PomLovesThais;3083495]Zingie actually Kk has a new spa, she rents a place on prosperity street near her condo.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I see that now.

Sorry to read that your experience with the Centreville MILFs (Judy) didn't go as well as you anticipated.

As for MMS double-booking you, that could have been a misunderstanding. Her English is good, but I've found that I occasionally need to clarify myself as to what time I'll be arriving.

As for Judy, I've never had a bad experience with her. Granted, she is very "plain Jane", in face and body. But there's one thing you have to bear in mind when visiting the Centreville MILFs: Since most of them are probably only in this game for a comparatively brief time, rather than doing it as a profession, they're not going to be the same "experience" as a monger might find at an AMP. Most of these ladies are, in fact, ordinary women from the Chinese districts of Flushing, NY, who are looking to make some extra cash for some immediate or possibly on-going needs (recently divorced, no job, taking care of a family member, pay off a loan, gambling debts, trying to obtain "seed" money to eventually open a business, etc.).

The secret to having a good experience with them, if it's really a secret, is to go in with the attitude that you're going to make it a fun and enjoyable experience for [U]them[/U], as well. Otherwise, if you go in with the same approach with which you visit an AMP, you're going to have a rather vanilla experience. Sure, you'll get the basics, but it probably won't be the greatest experience you've ever had. If you consider it from their perspective (and, yes, I understand that you're the one who's paying), they haven't likely had the same years of experience that your average AMP girl has often had. Looking at it from that perspective, and treating it more like a one-night stand with a non-pro gal you met at the local bar / nightclub, you're much more likely to have a good time. Otherwise, the MILF is going to view you as just another customer whom she has no connection with, even at a superficial level. What I'm saying is that the experience you have with the MILFs will be what you make of it. Keep that in mind, and try to make it fun for them too, and you'll be [U]much[/U] more likely to have a good time with them. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Horton1;3085746]Thanks to our eagle-eyed associate Roamin Roman, I was alerted to the return of the Chinese MILFs in Centreville and was able to spend some time playing with Judy. At least, I think that's her fake name. Mama-san identified her as "July" and she called her self "Jordy" (keep your Star Trek jokes to yourself! So who can tell? The visit started off poorly, with mama-san double-booking her, leading to me waiting around for upward of 45 minutes. Mama promised that Judy would make it up to me. She didn't. Judy was very plain Jane, with an OK body, a mediocre face and an unenthusiastic attitude. She could take it fine, but the little touches that so many of the other Chinese MILFs do, such as wiping me down after we finish, massaging, offering mouthwash, playful gestures, none were to be found with Judy. She also shorted me by about 15 minutes. We played mish, cow, dog and 69, and her performance in all was just adequate. I won't repeat, but considering how reasonable the rates are, I can understand others wanting to take the plunge. Paid 1 and. 6.[/QUOTE]

As always, I appreciate your insight and advice, Roamin. I guess I've been spoiled with my previous visits to the Chinese MILFs. I'd seen three of them before Judy and all of them provided those AMP-like touches I find so endearing, leading me to conclude that all of these girls had graduated from the AMP scene. Based on your description, I've simply been lucky until now and shouldn't hold that against Judy. Fair enough, but I still prize those small touches enough to steer me toward other providers in the future.

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;3087311]Sorry to read that your experience with the Centreville MILFs (Judy) didn't go as well as you anticipated.

As for MMS double-booking you, that could have been a misunderstanding. Her English is good, but I've found that I occasionally need to clarify myself as to what time I'll be arriving.

As for Judy, I've never had a bad experience with her. Granted, she is very "plain Jane", in face and body. But there's one thing you have to bear in mind when visiting the Centreville MILFs: Since most of them are probably only in this game for a comparatively brief time, rather than doing it as a profession, they're not going to be the same "experience" as a monger might find at an AMP. Most of these ladies are, in fact, ordinary women from the Chinese districts of Flushing, NY, who are looking to make some extra cash for some immediate or possibly on-going needs (recently divorced, no job, taking care of a family member, pay off a loan, gambling debts, trying to obtain "seed" money to eventually open a business, etc.).

The secret to having a good experience with them, if it's really a secret, is to go in with the attitude that you're going to make it a fun and enjoyable experience for [U]them[/U], as well. Otherwise, if you go in with the same approach with which you visit an AMP, you're going to have a rather vanilla experience. Sure, you'll get the basics, but it probably won't be the greatest experience you've ever had. If you consider it from their perspective (and, yes, I understand that you're the one who's paying), they haven't likely had the same years of experience that your average AMP girl has often had. Looking at it from that perspective, and treating it more like a one-night stand with a non-pro gal you met at the local bar / nightclub, you're much more likely to have a good time. Otherwise, the MILF is going to view you as just another customer whom she has no connection with, even at a superficial level. What I'm saying is that the experience you have with the MILFs will be what you make of it. Keep that in mind, and try to make it fun for them too, and you'll be [U]much[/U] more likely to have a good time with them. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

As others have posted:

Joyce is an enthusiastic, fun, cutie who gets to the point quickly. She was good on communication, time, everything.

She even addressed her OCD side by confirming I had 'read my reviews, right?' To know what she expected, and what she expected of me. If I hadn't read, I would have bailed at 45 seconds in, but she has her thing for cleanliness in her own way, and I let it. And some other moments. Ride into the proverbial sunset.

A bargain, boys. And a gem, IMHO. While she is leaving the Chan-silly area, she is only planning on heading 5-10 miles up to Stir -area something else after this week.

Time well spent. $ . 2.

Thank you to a senior member who nudged me to her based on other's accounts.

I am a semi-regular of Angie at Tysons: [URL]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/5803216389.html[/URL].

Saw her yesterday after a long break. It was awesome as usual. Great Massage and finish. Her rate includes a standard nova, but you get more if you tip (in $20 increments). Note that once the massage starts she does not want to talk about money. It is all about you (and it really is).

As always, be kind to the ladies!

This post probably belongs in Back Page and / or massage but met her on Craigs.

Offering massage at very reasonable price on BP. Nice lady.

Massage only do not even ask about a BJ.

See older post in June.

I will dream again.

[QUOTE=Wiiiiam;3100137]This post probably belongs in Back Page and / or massage but met her on Craigs.

Offering massage at very reasonable price on BP. Nice lady.

Massage only do not even ask about a BJ.

See older post in June.

I will dream again.[/QUOTE]Mention Will as a reference.

[QUOTE=BuckshotWatson;3039717]Lisa is a slender, older Chinese woman who was at the Javier Road location (they advertise waxing and spa services using a different number). Good massage, no HE. Haven't seen Coco or May.[/QUOTE]I visited May and had a real good massage I went back a week or so later and had a massage with Coco the massage was so so at best and if you wanted anything more it was a DIY finish.

[QUOTE=Wiiiiam;3100137]This post probably belongs in Back Page and / or massage but met her on Craigs.

Offering massage at very reasonable price on BP. Nice lady.

Massage only do not even ask about a BJ.

See older post in June.

I will dream again.[/QUOTE][URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-sunday-specials-want-to-meet-a-down-2earth-exotic-and-thick-woman/23461992[/URL]

At those rates she's higher than an AMP and most of the Thai masseuses. What's even more strange is that she not only raised her prices but is advertising them as a special. Maybe she thinks no one remembers her prior ads?

Also, with no BJ on the menu, I'm not seeing any compelling reason to take the plunge.

P.S. It's a pet peeve of mine when people overcharge for processing a credit card transaction. Not that I would use one for a hobby-related activity, but $20 is just greedy (IMHO), which makes me even more reluctant to see her.

[QUOTE=Nutova;3113690]I visited May and had a real good massage I went back a week or so later and had a massage with Coco the massage was so so at best and if you wanted anything more it was a DIY finish.[/QUOTE]Saw her recently and had a decent time. Not a great massage but not terrible and concluded with a standard NOVA finish. After the flip she was reluctant until I started DIY and invited her to join the fun, which she did after gently reminding me I would need to tip extra. It wasn't a hard upsell (no mention of $) but just a reminder and she didn't say any more after I assured her I would take care of her.

Coco is fairly attractive and seems to be in her late 20's or early 30's, with a pretty tight frame. From other reports it seems like there are better options but, for those who want to try Coco, she mentioned she works primarily on weekends. Also, the house fee is 70 and she didn't have change so I just decided to let that roll into what I would normally tip (50 instead of 40).

Since some time was lost after the flip while we did the DIY vs NOVA dance, as we got close to the end of the hour she started with some "you have to finish" talk which was not helpful. I'm assuming that for returning clients that shouldn't be an issue. But, OTOH, if that turns out to be her usual attitude, that would be a real deal killer. The other potential issue is that she gave me a bit of a pouty face when I gave her the tip and reminded her she still had an extra 10 from the house fee. She didn't make a big deal of it but it's clear she wanted more. Again, if I were to see her again and if she pulled the same stunt, that would be the end of my visits.

YMMV, as always, and Coco seems to be somewhere in the middle of the pack. But if you find yourself in that area with an itch to scratch and she happens to answer the door, you still may end up having an ok session. Just don't make my mistake and show up with nothing but jacksons (curse of the ATM).

I see this ad and haven't seen it before.

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/5831148172.html[/URL]

What is Infrared body wrap?

Anyone tried them yet and can give a recommendation? It has the look of a no sensual place but wanted to see before I toftt.

K.