Massage Parlor Reports

Pretty sure that's closed now. I'm not sure if it's just for the season or for good.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3209633]But is "Authentic" still open? Main street, I think. Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3209633]But is "Authentic" still open? Main street, I think. Thanks![/QUOTE]Google it and then call the number. It is a Chicago area code, but is listed in several places with the address on north 2nd.

[QUOTE=MStatler;3209391]I've been to wellness spa on phelps four times. Once with the old owner who is no longer there. Once with one of the three current ladies. I didn't get her name but she's the oldest looking one out of the three there. And I've seen Amy twice. She's the young and very cute one. The first two ladies there was no hint of anything. My first time with Amy there was no hint of anything with her either and after the massage as she's walking out I point to my boxers and she laughs and says that's illegal. Tried but nothing. She didn't seem upset. I visited her again two days later, hoping more would be available. About 20 minutes into the massage I start roaming and she doesn't stop it. OTC only though. I try for more but nothing. That was about two weeks ago and haven't been back since. Probably won't either unless someone else reports something better.[/QUOTE]Thanks for passing along this info. If that's the case, then I guess it's a good thing I was too tired to pay them a visit after eating.

[QUOTE=MStatler;3209391]P.S. To the poster wondering if they were open. Its open until 10 pm I believe. Their lights are just really dim inside.[/QUOTE]This would explain why I didn't see any lights while I was in Culver's.

[QUOTE=Steve4100;3209702]Google it and then call the number. It is a Chicago area code, but is listed in several places with the address on north 2nd.[/QUOTE]I happened to be within a half hour of Rockford tonight on business, but didn't try to go find the place. Hard to check this site from my phone when I'm out and about (too small to read) and I couldn't think of the place's name tonight. Oh well. Desperately wanted to find a decent Asian place out that direction, but didn't. I DID briefly stop by the one in Janesville on Milton Avenue, but decided to pass. Didn't look like the "right" kind of place if you know what I mean. Could see inside, which in itself is a bad sign. (no curtains. And no customers and didn't see any MT's). I assumed it was a non-happy place. I don't know of a single place to go currently in Rockford or Belvidere anymore though. Hate that the good places all got shut down.

Been a long time lurker, but finally decided to post and share reviews.

Wellness Spa massage was a complete waist of time.

Paid for 1 hr and little to no teasing. On the flip no touching as well, was told I have to do my self.

So I'm guessing the just get close.

I miss Yoyo so much. She may have been older and bigger, but man she knew what she was doing.

Is there anyone here that could tell me what prices Liz (formerly of ERS) is charging, over at CL? I saw her a few times at ERS and I'm interested in seeing her at CL, but I heard a report that she was charging more than normal rates. I was wondering if anyone else has had experience with her, and how much she was asking? Any info would be greatly appreciated. You can PM me.

[QUOTE=RattleHead;3232996]Is there anyone here that could tell me what prices Liz (formerly of ERS) is charging, over at CL? I saw her a few times at ERS and I'm interested in seeing her at CL, but I heard a report that she was charging more than normal rates. I was wondering if anyone else has had experience with her, and how much she was asking? Any info would be greatly appreciated. You can PM me.[/QUOTE]Probably the same, but if she is charging more than the normal then ask for a different girl or your money back. Most girls are not successful asking for more money. If you find she is you should also report here.

[QUOTE=RattleHead;3232996]Is there anyone here that could tell me what prices Liz (formerly of ERS) is charging, over at CL? I saw her a few times at ERS and I'm interested in seeing her at CL, but I heard a report that she was charging more than normal rates. I was wondering if anyone else has had experience with her, and how much she was asking? Any info would be greatly appreciated. You can PM me.[/QUOTE]Well she may be charging more but at ERS you got a handshake and here, I'm assuming your getting FS so one would expect to pay more true?

[QUOTE=Bignice;3235998]Well she may be charging more but at ERS you got a handshake and here, I'm assuming your getting FS so one would expect to pay more true?[/QUOTE]I believe the question was whether or not she was charging more than the norm at the LS as opposed to what rates were at ers. Rates at the ls have always been pretty consistent for HJ BJ or FS.

[QUOTE=Dave992;3236925]I believe the question was whether or not she was charging more than the norm at the LS as opposed to what rates were at ers. Rates at the ls have always been pretty consistent for HJ BJ or FS.[/QUOTE]Yes when I wrote my response that was my take also. Services and rates between Belvidere locations and Rockford Lingerie shops are totally different. Rockford is more expensive but you also get a higher level of "service", but no massage.

I'm not sure why but maybe since Backpage is shut down and so is ERs I thought I would try my chances with wellness spa.

Walked in and the place smelled like they just got done eating lots of Chinese take out.

Was met by two women in late 50's and not even in shape.

Began massage and was placed next to a room where I can hear every word of the driving instructor next door giving a class.

She came in and put on a pop Chinese song on which she began to sing. (not a good singer haha). Once the song was over I was grateful. But than she put the same song on again! And again! Haha.

Was a little teasing while on stomach towel removed, however once the flip came was disappointed. She spoke zero English reminded me of when I was in Japan.

Needless to say unless you want to get a song sang to you and brush up on your driving skills I'd stay away.

[QUOTE=ComSec;3239322]Needless to say unless you want to get a song sang to you and brush up on your driving skills I'd stay away.[/QUOTE]That's hilarious, makes me wonder what the people taking the class heard?? Reminds me of a place down south next to a dog washing place, all you hear are dogs barking.

-w.

[QUOTE=ComSec;3239322]I'm not sure why but maybe since Backpage is shut down and so is ERs I thought I would try my chances with wellness spa.

Needless to say unless you want to get a song sang to you and brush up on your driving skills I'd stay away.[/QUOTE]Reminds of a place I went to in Arizona. Right next to a ladies exercise class. Loud music and yelling. Kind of ruined the mood for me.

Well I had some time to kill and an aching back, so I thought I would give Wellness Spa a visit. Let me preface by saying that I had super low expectations given the reports on here.

When I walked in, I fondly remembered days of old when this used to be one of my favorite locations during my early monger years.

As prior posters mentioned, their a a couple of older ladies there and maybe one in her 30's. I didn't get a good look at her as she was cleaning up a room as I was leaving.

My massage was nice with some teasing at the flip time. But on the flip she had no interest in touching little Boog but encouraged me to do so. I said nope, just finish the massage. She kept telling me to jerk it and I said nope and by this point little Boog had no interest.

But there was a highlight. Well at least something that made be bust a gut laughing. While I was getting my massage, there was a very loud moaner in the room next to me. Like really load moaning with pleasure. I couldn't stop laughing. So if you are the dude that got the "younger" one and managed to get more than self serve. Congrats, and good for you!

Anyone try the MILF Cindy at ERS? Or know who currently is doing BBBJ.