Massage Parlor Reports

Spunk on the wall?

I always aim for the ceiling. LOL.

[QUOTE=Rockout;2297642]I was in the area and decided to try it out. Place was clean, traffic noise was definitely a distraction, but they played music and it drowned it out. Went for the hour and a half for 70. You pay right up front at desk. She led me to the room and showed me where to out my things and to lay face down on table. Lulu was her name. Not bad body. I'd say early 40's. Very nice rub down. Worked out the kinks in my neck and back. Had a big knot and she worked it over. She definitely pays attention to rear end if it is your thing. I do and loved it as she could tell. Kept running her hands up and down my behind. Did light leg and calf work and then the flip. She covered me up. Was disappointed but it didn't last long. I think it was to keep me warm. Lots of "brushing" of mr happy and his two friends. Eventually she pointed to my hand and said ok you do. I figured what the heck. She got me some lotion / oil and while I stroked.

She climbed between my legs and massaged my inner thighs and 2 friends. I was surprised and she did an occasional stroke. I was ready to bust but wanted to enjoy the attention I was getting. She said yes yes go ahead and started stroking me again. I said to wait a second and she said no squirt squirt and giggled. I want to see you squirt. So, I let it fly as she used her other hand and milked me while rubbing my 2 friends. I shot over my head and she said oh my. Wow. Good. Good. Wow. Wow as I kept shooting. She cleaned me up and rubbed my legs and feet to finish. She said shower? And told me to come on. So I wrapped in a towel and we welt to the shower room. Nothing fancy at all but great shower too. Scrubbed everywhere and everything. I tipped her. 4 and she said to come back and ask for her. She will take care again. I said sure. I would definitely go again. Didn't see anyone else either girls or clients at all. Parked in rear and she let me out the back door.[/QUOTE]

GH is never my first choice anymore, but it still serves as my last minute backup when I strike out contacting others. I've rarely had a problem getting in when I call an hour in advance to make an appointment.

Never occurred to me to try a four-hand massage. Went with Diana and Natalie. Price is exactly double. Natalie still gives a terrible massage, but remains gorgeous. Diana gives a decent relaxing massage, but seems to get worse-looking every time I see her. They kind of balanced each other out. Big minus was that they were chatting excitedly about something the entire time (in Russian, or Polish, or whatever language). Thankfully, they stopped at the end. Still it detracted from the mood during the massage. That reflects a longstanding, if unspoken, criticism--the service, although reliable, is very impersonal. In other words, it was obvious they wouldn't give a damn if I never came back. I understand that my business doesn't amount to squat compared to their overall volume, but it would be nice if they at least gave me the impression that they wanted me to come back.

Good report. I never had a desire to go here.

[QUOTE=Teabagplain;2300984]GH is never my first choice anymore, but it still serves as my last minute backup when I strike out contacting others. I've rarely had a problem getting in when I call an hour in advance to make an appointment.

Never occurred to me to try a four-hand massage. Went with Diana and Natalie. Price is exactly double. Natalie still gives a terrible massage, but remains gorgeous. Diana gives a decent relaxing massage, but seems to get worse-looking every time I see her. They kind of balanced each other out. Big minus was that they were chatting excitedly about something the entire time (in Russian, or Polish, or whatever language). Thankfully, they stopped at the end. Still it detracted from the mood during the massage. That reflects a longstanding, if unspoken, criticism--the service, although reliable, is very impersonal. In other words, it was obvious they wouldn't give a damn if I never came back. I understand that my business doesn't amount to squat compared to their overall volume, but it would be nice if they at least gave me the impression that they wanted me to come back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Teabagplain;2300984]
Never occurred to me to try a four-hand massage. Went with Diana and Natalie. Price is exactly double. [/QUOTE]I was at a place a little while back $60 door. I asked the two women in the lobby how much for a four hand and they said $120. Double. I said that's expensive, how about a 3-hand? Girls looked at each other not sure what to say and then one girl laughs and holds up two hands plus her foot! Bob.

Looks like the service is changing at an old stand by. Been a frequent flier at Ling's over the past year and visited again this evening looking for the usual. TS and massage were standard, as was the tip I left on the table in plain view as always. The masseuse was much younger than I'm used to seeing there but I rolled with it. When she was done with the massage, she announced "okay, all done. " I asked if she was sure and directed her hand as one sometimes has to do. She again said "all done" and left the room. I was a little shocked but proceeded to get dressed and picked up the tip. She returned to walk me out, asked where the tip had gone, and I calmly explained no extras, no tip.

Mamasan tried to raise a fuss about the tip as I was letting myself out and I told her the same.

Disappointed that this place appears to be shifting to legit only. Even if it's now YMMV, there are too many other sure bets in the area for me to recommend anyone wasting time and money at Ling's.

Stay safe, all.

[QUOTE=PapaSmurf;2332238]Looks like the service is changing at an old stand by. Been a frequent flier at Ling's over the past year and visited again this evening looking for the usual. TS and massage were standard, as was the tip I left on the table in plain view as always. The masseuse was much younger than I'm used to seeing there but I rolled with it. When she was done with the massage, she announced "okay, all done. " I asked if she was sure and directed her hand as one sometimes has to do. She again said "all done" and left the room. I was a little shocked but proceeded to get dressed and picked up the tip. She returned to walk me out, asked where the tip had gone, and I calmly explained no extras, no tip.

Mamasan tried to raise a fuss about the tip as I was letting myself out and I told her the same.

Disappointed that this place appears to be shifting to legit only. Even if it's now YMMV, there are too many other sure bets in the area for me to recommend anyone wasting time and money at Ling's.

Stay safe, all.[/QUOTE]I can verify this almost word for word. Same thing happened to me last night. I didn't get any pushback from mamasan but I did leave without tipping.

Recently hit both Premier and AD in CS. Both decent massage and I left each happy. . 6 was the same too. Here's the difference. Prem gave me the full hour and was all smiles with a. 4. But AD used the full hour for legit and, although I was happy she offered and finished, she pointed at the clock, said that we went into overtime, and wouldn't accept. 4. I pulled out an extra. 1 and she was all good. Not a big deal and not a big difference but I just don't like the attitude.

Forgot the password to my old account. Oh well. Only had a couple posts. I've been to a handful of places in the last few months so thought I'd post some reviews.

So a few months back, despite telling myself I wouldn't go back, I stopped at GH. Asked for Natalie. Had a better experience, which isn't saying a ton, but she's had her share of negative feedback so it's only fair to give credit where it's due. I've only seen her 3 times total, but the first 2 she was very cold. This time she was very talkative and I actually really enjoyed the conversation during the massage. The massage itself, unfortunately, was still below average. And, especially after some of my other recent experiences, for that reason I probably won't be going back to her.

In terms of extras, I took the standard option and it was fine. I've paid to see her assets and, as impressive as they are, it's just not worth the extra money when they're not really part of the process. I suppose I didn't ask about a Russian finish, but I'm still not sure if it's worth it when the same money gets better service elsewhere.

She's still one of the better looking options out there from my experiences, but for my money I want either a great massage or more enthusiastic extras.

So after yet another below-average massage at GH I decided I'd try somewhere new (or new to me). Angel was close by so I stopped in. I asked for deep tissue (no such thing as a too hard massage for me). A middle-aged woman named Claire came out. Not an unattractive woman, but nothing sexy about her appearance. At this point I'm thinking the place is legit, which is actually fine with me because I really just wanted a good massage. And that's what I got. Great massage, actually. Did the back-walking thing, didn't rush. Relaxed me from head to toe. Best massage I had had in quite a while.

There was a little teasing during the massage, but it was subtle. Got a table shower at the end and she said "no extras", though I wasn't sure if she was asking me or telling me. Anyway, didn't matter. I was more relaxed from the massage than I usually am from any extras.

I'm posting each report separately to inflate my post count. Hopefully that's ok. They are separate reports, after all.

So after that first great massage with Claire at Angel I was looking forward to going back. I had the same expectations going in, and again the massage was great. But this time around the teasing was substantially less subtle.

She gave me the standard finish, though she was a little shy about it. No negotiating on price or anything like that. Great hands. I almost which I hadn't gone down that road, though. The legit massage was actually enough for me, and if I'm ever in the mood for just that I don't want to have some kind of weird situation where I turn down the offer for something more. Oh well.

Anyway. Sweet woman and great massage, so extras or not I'll visit her again.

So in between my 2nd and latest visits to Angel I had stopped to try Sky One (will post separately in the Mt Prospect thread) - long story short there, pretty girls, high prices, bad massages. So back to Angel for me to work out the kinks.

I got a different masseuse this time, and, unfortunately, can't remember her name. She was also middle-aged. Thinner than Claire. Similarly dressed. Nothing revealing or suggestive. Gave a pretty good massage. Claire is a little stronger, but still good. Unexpectedly offered a standard finish. No mention of price or anything. Pretty good technique. No complaints.

I've seen a younger, more attractive girl there before that I was curious about. Anyone know any of the other MT's names? Maybe she doesn't do deep tissue?

Guess it doesn't matter. As I said before, I'd go to this place with or without extras.

Severely disappointed in my experience here. Got buzzed to get in. Theresa was my girl. No one else was there. Massage was at best average. Her looks were probably a 5. 5 on the monger scale. Paid for an hour. 15 or so minutes into it, another monger comes a knocking. She goes out, answers the door, talks to him a little bit and sticks him in a room and comes back in. All of the sudden, she pulls Sir Buck out from under me and between my legs. I think, great, foreplay. Nope, she starts trying to finish me off. I keep telling her to slow down and she keeps yanking. I finally just figure I should let it happen, which I do. I still haven't flipped and at this point we are barely 30 minutes into my hour session. She leans down and whispers in my ear "Sorry, someone else here. Must cut short. " Yeah, I wasn't real happy. She was needless to say disappointed in the tip and I told her I was disappointed in being kicked out early. Average provider, average experience, half my time. Done.

[QUOTE=DaChalupa;2347997]So in between my 2nd and latest visits to Angel I had stopped to try Sky One (will post separately in the Mt Prospect thread) - long story short there, pretty girls, high prices, bad massages. So back to Angel for me to work out the kinks.

I got a different masseuse this time, and, unfortunately, can't remember her name. She was also middle-aged. Thinner than Claire. Similarly dressed. Nothing revealing or suggestive. Gave a pretty good massage. Claire is a little stronger, but still good. Unexpectedly offered a standard finish. No mention of price or anything. Pretty good technique. No complaints.

I've seen a younger, more attractive girl there before that I was curious about. Anyone know any of the other MT's names? Maybe she doesn't do deep tissue?

Guess it doesn't matter. As I said before, I'd go to this place with or without extras.[/QUOTE]The one I always and only see there is kiki. Past 4 years. She gives the best massage ever. I see her twice a month. He only. But she does the body good. Remjnds me of that asian chick in pacific rim. Except for age and alitle more meat on the bones.

[QUOTE=Lookin4it;2356009]Severely disappointed in my experience here. Got buzzed to get in. Theresa was my girl. No one else was there. Massage was at best average. Her looks were probably a 5. 5 on the monger scale. Paid for an hour. 15 or so minutes into it, another monger comes a knocking. She goes out, answers the door, talks to him a little bit and sticks him in a room and comes back in. All of the sudden, she pulls Sir Buck out from under me and between my legs. I think, great, foreplay. Nope, she starts trying to finish me off. I keep telling her to slow down and she keeps yanking. I finally just figure I should let it happen, which I do. I still haven't flipped and at this point we are barely 30 minutes into my hour session. She leans down and whispers in my ear "Sorry, someone else here. Must cut short. " Yeah, I wasn't real happy. She was needless to say disappointed in the tip and I told her I was disappointed in being kicked out early. Average provider, average experience, half my time. Done.[/QUOTE]You didn't tip her? Walk out and never look back. Rocket Dork.

Some mongers love this place and I don't understand why.

Good report.

[QUOTE=DaChalupa;2347973]Forgot the password to my old account. Oh well. Only had a couple posts. I've been to a handful of places in the last few months so thought I'd post some reviews.

So a few months back, despite telling myself I wouldn't go back, I stopped at GH. Asked for Natalie. Had a better experience, which isn't saying a ton, but she's had her share of negative feedback so it's only fair to give credit where it's due. I've only seen her 3 times total, but the first 2 she was very cold. This time she was very talkative and I actually really enjoyed the conversation during the massage. The massage itself, unfortunately, was still below average. And, especially after some of my other recent experiences, for that reason I probably won't be going back to her.

In terms of extras, I took the standard option and it was fine. I've paid to see her assets and, as impressive as they are, it's just not worth the extra money when they're not really part of the process. I suppose I didn't ask about a Russian finish, but I'm still not sure if it's worth it when the same money gets better service elsewhere.

She's still one of the better looking options out there from my experiences, but for my money I want either a great massage or more enthusiastic extras.[/QUOTE]