Strip Club Reports

Went into Curves Friday at noon and talked with the bartender - an old friend from years ago, Tammy. Talked about the dancers all sittting together in the area just ahead of the entrance. Tammy said that's what they do most of the time and then complain about not making any money. She also said very few new girls were working. A number of good looking girls were there but in an hour and a half, only one girl asked any of us if we wanted a dance. Mentioned all of this to Leo, the bouncer and he said he noticed the same thing and that he was going to address the issue with the girls.

Why doesn't anyone go up to the girls / bouncer and ask why they / the girls aren't circulating? Don't they see the customers walking out after no service? -- Steve

[QUOTE=Skuld3163]Got to put time into this hobby. Things are different from places to places, and from time to time too. One thing for sure is if you look very "green" in the hobby, some of the girls will pick up on it give you the whole "if we go to the VIP/Champagne room there will be more touching." This is never true. Say no and sit back and relax. There is always another time.[/QUOTE]

guess you have not met the right girl or they are afraid of you

if things are going well on the floor with a girl..good chance things will go better in vip/champagne...

...to take to the VIP.
Watch them on the floor when they're dancing with other customers. There are certain moves you'll notice once you get into the practice of what to look for.

Ask the dancer for a floor dance (or two) to see if she has "the right attitude." She'll let you know with a touch, or a graze, or a squeeze. The dancer is always thinking about how to get you to the VIP. For me, there's only one way: show me you're interested in serious money when I give you a test drive on the dance floor--you know what to do.

Once you gain enough experience, you'll know when it's the right dancer to spend VIP money on. You might have to spend a few dollars on floor dances first, but it's worth it. Even the worst floor dance is better than being at the office.

Find you a good dancer to make a regular and milk the relationship for even more fun in the VIP. It might take time, but what investment isn't worth a little attention?
Sexhobbyist

When someone first walks into the club we don't ussually go up and start talking to them, we let them get thier drink and relax for a few minutes. Most of us day girls will talk to the people who walk into the club, that way they are not wasting time on dances if they don't like our personality. I figure dancing is kind of like a relationship you have to be attractive to the women to want to get dance. I know if I'm the one getting dances and the girl has a shitty attitude I won't get anymore dances. When men come into the club in groups I usually won't go to their table unless they tip me on stage, because I get intimidated. Its not alwats easy for us girls. If the women are not coming to your table even after you tip them on stage ask for the manager tell them the situation and ask if there is anything they can do for you, most good managers will give you a free pass or drink something. If the ladies are still not going to your table maybe your in the wrong club.

Went to curves to watch the UofA basketball game and to check out how the place was. There were a some real looker but the dancer seem very arrogant there. Reminds me of TD east, there were a lot of fake boobies too. The girls were not circulating around much. Some would be talking to boyfirend or other dancer then half heartedly ask a few people around them then sit back and talk again. Ask the boucer about the situation and he pretend that he would do something about it but didn't. It appears that there were people with money there because there were a lot of people going into the champagn room. It didn't appears like they were getting anything extra from the dancers that they were taking in. Very crappy floor dance but being blond and fake boobies does the job. Did get a dance from a filpino waitress. Didn't like the fact that she was missing a front tooth.The dance was only a C+. Don't remember her name but did take a dancer to the VIP room. She had huge natural breast and wearing a blue suit type outfit. Nothing like real ones.

I went into the old standby. Found the always stunning Amie. Had a couple of dances. Always worth having her in your lap. You'd be a fool if you pass her up for a dance or three.

Yep, the Amie with the tats on her back...

Also worth mentioning was Giselle and Natasha. That crazy Latina Vanessa was again in fine form. She is going by "Bella" these days...

Somehow this place always seems to run better in the afternoons.

Finished out the afternoon at Curves. As usual, all my dances were with my favorite waitresses. I guess I have yet to get a dance from a one of the strippers there. I guess why bother when you have the best looking of all the world's waitresses undulating in your lap. A little Irish Colleen is my favorite. I'm not giving her name and I ain't sharin'. ( An Irish girl here and a German girl at the "Boat") Ohhhhh Yeahhhh...

The ladies were really circulating here this afternoon. No one was sitting on their gold mines bullshitting. Tables were dancin' a bunch. Just what I like to see. Ladies making money; pure commerce, pure fun.

Tried CS Friday afternoon. As it is, sometimes, it was a bust. The one girl I tried to get to my table never showed up. It seems she is very popular in the VIP room. I had plenty of dance offers from most of the stunners, but I was waiting for HER to show up.

The venerable Mythickbrew was in attendance and, as usual, was enjoying the heck out of himself. Always a kind gentleman to the ladies. They all love that guy.

I went to TDs West to try to catch Amie, but she wasn't there (alas). I had some dances from Ryan (?-short, long hair, nice bod except bolt-on-boobs), Patience, and Caramel. Nothing exciting from any of them and certainly nothing to indicate they'd be VIP-worthy.

I've been critical in the past of this club's hiring. It seems that whoever does the hiring has a taste for only one kind of dancer: wasp-waisted, apple-bottomed, tramp-stamped, wenches. Don't misunderstand, that description is what I like. The criticism is because it seems like that's ALL that is dancing. There's not much else to "refresh your palate," so to speak. Even I like some different eye candy once in a while. Again, today, that's all I saw with only one or two exceptions.

I saw more tattoos today under one roof than I've ever see before. Everyone had 'em...dancers AND customers. (It looked like a rough crowd today.)
Sexhobbyist

I'm sorry I worked the past three days and decided to take today and tomarrow off and work the rest of the week. Hopefully your next visit will be better. If you decide to go back in that is.

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]I went to TDs West to try to catch Amie, but she wasn't there (alas). I had some dances from Ryan (?-short, long hair, nice bod except bolt-on-boobs), Patience, and Caramel. Nothing exciting from any of them and certainly nothing to indicate they'd be VIP-worthy.

I've been critical in the past of this club's hiring. It seems that whoever does the hiring has a taste for only one kind of dancer: wasp-waisted, apple-bottomed, tramp-stamped, wenches. Don't misunderstand, that description is what I like. The criticism is because it seems like that's ALL that is dancing. There's not much else to "refresh your palate," so to speak. Even I like some different eye candy once in a while. Again, today, that's all I saw with only one or two exceptions.

I saw more tattoos today under one roof than I've ever see before. Everyone had 'em...dancers AND customers. (It looked like a rough crowd today.)
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]

After the disappointment of TDs West, I went to CS (after a three hour break to do some actual work). I arrived about 6pm and left at 8:30. When I arrived there were six dancers and seven customers. Pretty good odds, don't you think? Do you think I was asked for a dance? No. From the looks of it, I was the only customer in the joint with any money, but no one approached me for dances for the first 45 minutes.

Then things picked up. One of my all-time favorites, Chastity, finally emerged from the VIP. She saw me and went to clean herself up so I could take her into the VIP. I have to admit that Chastity has one fine female hard body and she knows how to use it. Good looks, great bod, and a terrific attitude. She's a keeper. I was glad to see her because she rescued me from oblivion.

After some delightful time in the VIP with her, I sat out on the floor. It wasn't more than two minutes when a sweet young thing asked to dance for me. I was intrigued by her very attractive looks and sweet body so I said yes.

That's the last time I had control of the situation. After that one dance, spontaneous combustion happened. I could tell from the table dance that she was worth a VIP investment. Once there, it was all about passion and climaxing.

She started it. She got me aroused then went under my shorts to play with my equipment and her technique was wonderful. (I always travel gonzo-style so it was "right there for her.") After some nice handwork, she unzipped my shorts and pulled it out and began to really give it the attention it deserved. Then she began rubbing the head against her clit (still covered by her thin g-string). I could see that she was getting hot and bothered. She made some moves so that her p***y was exposed in my face. I had to take advantage of that situation and did my duty. She slid down and uncovered my equipment and began stroking. I felt her with my fingers, she was drenched. I said that I had a condom. She said put it on. I did and we spent the next five songs in several positions. We were all over the place (well, almost). Luckily we had the VIP to ourselves. She came once and soaked my shorts. She came once more about three songs later and collapsed in my arms. I had kept it up because I could see that she was in another universe and was going to get off as many times as she could before I came. And I did, right when she did her second.

Here's the news: This was the first time I've ever gotten a dance from her. I'm keeping her in my stable so no names. It was amazing to see this whole thing develop, as if it was destiny and it couldn't be undone, once she got her hands around my....

I asked her why she did that with me considering the circumstances. She said, "Because size matters and I couldn't help myself."
Sexhobbyist

I'm generally not one for the clubs, but had a good time at TD's this afternoon. The customer to dancer ratio was nearly 1:1 so got a bunch of high contact interactions. The best from a blonde with long hair and a killer bod. Didn't get her name or try the VIP, but a satifiying way to blow a pocketful of cash

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]After the disappointment of TDs West, I went to CS (after a three hour break to do some actual work). I arrived about 6pm and left at 8:30. When I arrived there were six dancers and seven customers. Pretty good odds, don't you think? Do you think I was asked for a dance? No. From the looks of it, I was the only customer in the joint with any money, but no one approached me for dances for the first 45 minutes.

Then things picked up. One of my all-time favorites, Chastity, finally emerged from the VIP. She saw me and went to clean herself up so I could take her into the VIP. I have to admit that Chastity has one fine female hard body and she knows how to use it. Good looks, great bod, and a terrific attitude. She's a keeper. I was glad to see her because she rescued me from oblivion.

After some delightful time in the VIP with her, I sat out on the floor. It wasn't more than two minutes when a sweet young thing asked to dance for me. I was intrigued by her very attractive looks and sweet body so I said yes.

That's the last time I had control of the situation. After that one dance, spontaneous combustion happened. I could tell from the table dance that she was worth a VIP investment. Once there, it was all about passion and climaxing.

She started it. She got me aroused then went under my shorts to play with my equipment and her technique was wonderful. (I always travel gonzo-style so it was "right there for her.") After some nice handwork, she unzipped my shorts and pulled it out and began to really give it the attention it deserved. Then she began rubbing the head against her clit (still covered by her thin g-string). I could see that she was getting hot and bothered. She made some moves so that her p***y was exposed in my face. I had to take advantage of that situation and did my duty. She slid down and uncovered my equipment and began stroking. I felt her with my fingers, she was drenched. I said that I had a condom. She said put it on. I did and we spent the next five songs in several positions. We were all over the place (well, almost). Luckily we had the VIP to ourselves. She came once and soaked my shorts. She came once more about three songs later and collapsed in my arms. I had kept it up because I could see that she was in another universe and was going to get off as many times as she could before I came. And I did, right when she did her second.

Here's the news: This was the first time I've ever gotten a dance from her. I'm keeping her in my stable so no names. It was amazing to see this whole thing develop, as if it was destiny and it couldn't be undone, once she got her hands around my....

I asked her why she did that with me considering the circumstances. She said, "Because size matters and I couldn't help myself."
Sexhobbyist[/QUOTE]


Sounds like a good afternoon! When you are done with her help a monger out and maybe PM with the info, although if size matters an average guy like myself may not get the same mileage.

[QUOTE=Sexhobbyist]
She started it. She got me aroused then went under my shorts to play with my equipment and her technique was wonderful. (I always travel gonzo-style so it was "right there for her.")
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SH,
Gotta admit that your adventures are amazing. Am curious, however, about the term 'Gonzo'. I believe there is a French derivation in there somewhere, but would love to hear a little more about that expression. I surmise that you were without bvd's. No?
Keep up the good work!!
DN