General Reports

Agree with the sentiments about some places clearly wanting to be found. If a place is UTR, I keep my mouth shut. For places that do advertise, the only ones I post about generally are the ones that fail to deliver the expected results. If a place doesn't have many or any reviews I'll report on it as being bad only to save the rest of the members hard earned cash. I get kind of PO'd when I waste money on someone that doesn't deliver, so why not help out fellow mongers? If I go to a location that already has a lot of reviews, it sounds like I'm bragging if I just say I went there and got what everyone else did.

Some things are better off kept low key via PM. The unfortunate aspect of this site is anyone can read it without registering, so that means Fucktard Tom Dart and his incompetent employees can go after low level, low risk things like Asian girls giving handies, instead of doing something that actually involves physical exertion like busting a crack house. No wonder they are all fat pigs, pun intended.

A couple weeks ago I was having a session with one of my regulars. We were having a very good time when all of a sudden the door opens. Standing there is a middle age guy with some gray and a towel wrapped around himself. He looks like he just saw something he shouldn't have and closes the door but not before he got an eyeful of everything, and it couldn't have happened at a better time, (for him). Well needless to say we were in shock and a bit confused what just happened. She was scared he was going to go say something to the boss lady whom he was having a session with himself. Of course that's a nightmare situation for a girl fearing she would be fired on the spot. I tried to assure her that the guy wouldn't say anything but I had no way of knowing that. She was in tears and soon after our session ended. A week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks go by and nothing has been said so her job seems to be safe. Whew. So "Thank You" if it was someone on here that kept your lips sealed! The Guy Code is definitely alive and well in Chicagoland spas.

OK, I know I'm way off geographically, to be posting this on the Illinois forum. But bear with me. I'm travelling for business in Germany for the last 3 weeks, in a 'burb just north of Frankfurt. Getting ready for this trip, I'm reading up on all the sex clubs in Frankfurt on the International version of this site. Hey, I can't wait.

What do you know, my co-workers and bosses have something from me to do way late every night, and on the weekends my co-workers want to see the sites. No way I can make it to Frankfurt and back in decent time after fun and still show up for work the next morning fresh and smart and business-like.

In frustration I looked at the local massage establishments, all either Thai or Chinese. I pick the Chinese one, figuring my luck would be better and if nothing else I'd get a good massage. So the first indication that this was not going to be good was that the woman who opened the door had a face like a Chinese catchers mitt. Second, she doesn't speak a word of English. But it's only 50 E, and I only have an hour and a half before my co-workers grab me, so I go for it.

The MT they sent me was better looking (had to be), but still a bit of a frumpy middle aged type. The massage for amazing. Wrapped in blankets and massaged, oiled and massaged, stretched and more massage. I was resigned to nothing happening.

On the flip she starts rubbing my stomach and getting closer to the boys. It got a rise, but she moved on to the top of my legs and I figured it was just a fluke. So she's all done, I'm sleepy and dreaming. She shakes me gently and looks at me. With no emotion except what you'd expect from friendly customer service, she asks "You wan hajob?" I smile, nod and say Yes. So she gets the oil, uncovers the package and goes to work for a really good HJ. The funny thing is, it was all so Matter of Fact. I know it's Germany, but still. It was a good neighborhood and a fantastic massage. It was unexpected.

On the way out I tipped her 30 E and she seemed thrilled. I'm betting she was expecting no more that what you would tip for a regular massage in the USA Generous Americans. We ought to wear signs.

In a few days I may try one of the Thai establishments and see if my luck holds.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2860473]A couple weeks ago I was having a session with one of my regulars. We were having a very good time when all of a sudden the door opens. Standing there is a middle age guy with some gray and a towel wrapped around himself. He looks like he just saw something he shouldn't have and closes the door but not before he got an eyeful of everything, and it couldn't have happened at a better time, (for him). Well needless to say we were in shock and a bit confused what just happened. She was scared he was going to go say something to the boss lady whom he was having a session with himself. Of course that's a nightmare situation for a girl fearing she would be fired on the spot. I tried to assure her that the guy wouldn't say anything but I had no way of knowing that. She was in tears and soon after our session ended. A week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks go by and nothing has been said so her job seems to be safe. Whew. So "Thank You" if it was someone on here that kept your lips sealed! The Guy Code is definitely alive and well in Chicagoland spas.[/QUOTE]Here's the story Head First. It was my first time there. I was looking for the bathroom when I mistakenly opened your unlocked door. Indeed I was surprised and agree my timing was rather perfect. Sorry to hear she was in tears. Rest assured, no risk of me saying a word. Anyway, I did have a laugh when I got to the bathroom. My thoughts were, who was a bigger dumbass, you for not locking the door, or me for opening it!. BTW, speaking of gray hair!

[QUOTE=Getahead;2918788]Here's the story Head First. It was my first time there. I was looking for the bathroom when I mistakenly opened your unlocked door. Indeed I was surprised and agree my timing was rather perfect. Sorry to hear she was in tears. Rest assured, no risk of me saying a word. Anyway, I did have a laugh when I got to the bathroom. My thoughts were, who was a bigger dumbass, you for not locking the door, or me for opening it!. BTW, speaking of gray hair![/QUOTE]Definitely me that should be wearing the dunce cap. You were looking for the bathroom and since this was your first time there, you had no idea the door you were opening was in fact another massage room. It's way in the back away from the others so it was easy to mistake it for the "bathwoom in back."

Point to remember on future visits there. None of the doors have locks on them. We usually pushed the chair over but since you were already in your room I assumed there wouldn't be any roaming in the hall. Lesson learned.

And that's precisely why this forum is so important. So that we can learn and benefit from others, good and bad.

No harm. No foul.

Welcome!!

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2923271]Definitely me that should be wearing the dunce cap. You were looking for the bathroom and since this was your first time there, you had no idea the door you were opening was in fact another massage room. It's way in the back away from the others so it was easy to mistake it for the "bathwoom in back."

Point to remember on future visits there. None of the doors have locks on them. We usually pushed the chair over but since you were already in your room I assumed there wouldn't be any roaming in the hall. Lesson learned.

And that's precisely why this forum is so important. So that we can learn and benefit from others, good and bad.

No harm. No foul.

Welcome!![/QUOTE]Wow that's wild! Not only did that happen, but you guys are both members on here and saw each other's post on the forum haha!

Yesterday I was at a Chinese place, where the nice young lady right off the boat spoke very little English. Did a nice job on the massage. Little bit of teasing, didn't mind my Roman hands.

On the flip, she puts her head on my chest, laughing and touching Mr. Johnson, then gets right to the handy. So after a few minutes I start breathing heavily and complimenting her on the job she's doing.

All of a sudden, she stops, reaches to the table for the towel and starts cleaning me up. I had to explain to her, a few times, that I didn't finish. She looks at me with that confused look on her face, like she's done something wrong but doesn't know what. I have her look at the towel. See? No gooey white stuff.

She apologizes several times, grabs the oil and gets back to work, this time to a satisfactory end.

In the 20+ years I've been going to AMPs, this never happened to me. Sure the lights are dim, but not that dim. As for the other clues that an MP to take that a guy has finished, I'll leave to your imagination.

I don't have lots of time to come on here and post sometimes, but when I come across fake ads, bait and switch, or poor services from Backpage. I try to report them to Backpage to try to get them blocked from posting, but same ads are still up. How can you get them flagged on backpage?

If you've ever been to an AMP or an EMP, you know how annoying it is for the MT to get you all worked up and then stop to ask "How much you give me?" What's worse is if they make you get up to get the the donation out of your pants, count it out, run to another room to put it away and come back 5 minutes later. I much prefer it when the MT simply does the HJ with a smile on her face, lets you roam, and accepts the tip you leave her gracefully as you leave. I also think the later way is safer from LEO, since no exchange is discussed. Sure there's the chance that the girl will get stiffed by the cheap skate, but it is better than getting busted, right?

So over the weekend I visited a new AMP in the northwest burbs that I'd heard some good things about. I go in, and am greeted by a tall, middle aged Korean woman, but with a gut like a beach ball. Going by the said mentioned reports, I decide to stick it out. She tells me to put it back in. No, just kidding. She gives the table shower, but doesn't spend too much time on the butt crack or the junk, so I figure she's not sure about me. I make small talk about the shower and the massage to indicate that I've been to lots of AMPs over the years. Things start to warm up on the massage. She has me turn over and begins a chest and shoulder massage that leaves her boobs right in my face, contact. So, although I am not turned on by her body at all, I figure if I keep my eyes closed it might be OK. I reach up and over and start stroking her legs and butt. She smiles and mumbles a question that is neither English nor Korean. Again, protecting herself by NOT initiating any discussion. Take the next step, I indicate her mouth, my dick. She smiles and leaves the room, I suppose for a cover.

Two minutes later a much nicer looking Korean woman comes in, makes introductions, and just dropping clothes, shoving her tits in my face, reaching down and stroking Big Jim. She gets on the table, puts the cover on with her mouth and gets to work. At this point, no discussion of money, not even a "You tip me good?" Nope, just to work. After five minutes of the covered BJ, I tell her I changed my mind and want it all. Three positions later we're all done. Clean up, more massage. She offers me a second shot. I thought she was joking, but she was serious. Sadly, this old man is spent. She helps me get dressed, gives me water, even lets me suck her tits for another minute. I reach for my wallet and she turns away, not looking. I got the standard donation for FS and try to hand it to her. She asks me to put it on the table, please. So I do so, and she walks me out the door. She says bye, big woman says bye. I say bye, promising to be back (I will). But she still has no clue as to what I left.

My point. While I've gotten plenty of handies from new spas and MTs that didn't know me, without discussing donation, I've never gotten a BJ, or even expect to get FS, without at least agreeing on the price. That seems a long way to go on trust. I pointed out that I made it clear I was an experienced spa goer. But still, FS?

Now there is nothing that happened that could get the girls busted, I think. Money was not discussed at all after I paid the door fee. Am I wrong? Did I miss something? I'm thinking they were willing to go this far for someone who wasn't acting like a dick, initiated action, and had experience all on the expectation that I would pay and they would not be caught asking sex for money.

You mention going to other places and being hassled about getting the donation first. That has happened to me and I say no I always pay after. The last few times they dropped it but I've had some occasions where they have not and ended up tipping for just the massage and in a couple cases zero tip. Its a crap shoot going to the spa for the first time so I think you lucked out in this situation.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2952801]If you've ever been to an AMP or an EMP, you know how annoying it is for the MT to get you all worked up and then stop to ask "How much you give me?" What's worse is if they make you get up to get the the donation out of your pants, count it out, run to another room to put it away and come back 5 minutes later. I much prefer it when the MT simply does the HJ with a smile on her face, lets you roam, and accepts the tip you leave her gracefully as you leave. I also think the later way is safer from LEO, since no exchange is discussed. Sure there's the chance that the girl will get stiffed by the cheap skate, but it is better than getting busted, right?

So over the weekend I visited a new AMP in the northwest burbs that I'd heard some good things about. I go in, and am greeted by a tall, middle aged Korean woman, but with a gut like a beach ball. Going by the said mentioned reports, I decide to stick it out. She tells me to put it back in. No, just kidding. She gives the table shower, but doesn't spend too much time on the butt crack or the junk, so I figure she's not sure about me. I make small talk about the shower and the massage to indicate that I've been to lots of AMPs over the years. Things start to warm up on the massage. She has me turn over and begins a chest and shoulder massage that leaves her boobs right in my face, contact. So, although I am not turned on by her body at all, I figure if I keep my eyes closed it might be OK. I reach up and over and start stroking her legs and butt. She smiles and mumbles a question that is neither English nor Korean. Again, protecting herself by NOT initiating any discussion. Take the next step, I indicate her mouth, my dick. She smiles and leaves the room, I suppose for a cover.

Two minutes later a much nicer looking Korean woman comes in, makes introductions, and just dropping clothes, shoving her tits in my face, reaching down and stroking Big Jim. She gets on the table, puts the cover on with her mouth and gets to work. At this point, no discussion of money, not even a "You tip me good?" Nope, just to work. After five minutes of the covered BJ, I tell her I changed my mind and want it all. Three positions later we're all done. Clean up, more massage. She offers me a second shot. I thought she was joking, but she was serious. Sadly, this old man is spent. She helps me get dressed, gives me water, even lets me suck her tits for another minute. I reach for my wallet and she turns away, not looking. I got the standard donation for FS and try to hand it to her. She asks me to put it on the table, please. So I do so, and she walks me out the door. She says bye, big woman says bye. I say bye, promising to be back (I will). But she still has no clue as to what I left.

My point. While I've gotten plenty of handies from new spas and MTs that didn't know me, without discussing donation, I've never gotten a BJ, or even expect to get FS, without at least agreeing on the price. That seems a long way to go on trust. I pointed out that I made it clear I was an experienced spa goer. But still, FS?

Now there is nothing that happened that could get the girls busted, I think. Money was not discussed at all after I paid the door fee. Am I wrong? Did I miss something? I'm thinking they were willing to go this far for someone who wasn't acting like a dick, initiated action, and had experience all on the expectation that I would pay and they would not be caught asking sex for money.[/QUOTE]

As far as I know As long as money is not discussed you can get FS, HJ whatever, since it's just two consenting adults. The issue comes when they start discussing donations. I've also said no to discussions about donations beforehand and if they push I just will leave or donate to massage only. The discussion always kills the mood of the session.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2952950]You mention going to other places and being hassled about getting the donation first. That has happened to me and I say no I always pay after. The last few times they dropped it but I've had some occasions where they have not and ended up tipping for just the massage and in a couple cases zero tip. Its a crap shoot going to the spa for the first time so I think you lucked out in this situation.[/QUOTE]

Looking forward to tomorrow. I've had blue balls for far too long. Had the urge to go looking for some action, but didn't want to take a chance over the 4th of July weekend. Police tend to be out in greater numbers, and they like stopping people from out of town because we're less likely to fight citations in court. Not sure if they would be dumb or petty enough to harass people at local MPs, but they did have a checkpoint at the Illinois border stopping people and looking for illegal fireworks coming in from Indiana. Why risk it? And trolling for SWs would probably be worse. I know I probably play it safe a little too often here, but I'd rather be safe than sorry. So far I've been lucky. Any other mongers have problems this weekend?

Open question, looking for answers.

Over the years, I've occasionally gotten providers who want to know all about you, including that killer, Are you married? I really hate that. No good answer to that question. She wants to know what I do for a living? Fine. What am I doing after the massage? No problem. Are you married? Why the hell would they ask that?

A few weeks ago I got a provider at a local spa who didn't know me. She asks all those questions, including the killer. Then she showed me a pretty good time, I must admit. A few days ago I went back and got her again. The session was a lot quieter this time, but on the flip, we discuss what I want, with me standing completely at attention? "You're married, right?" Are they expecting me to propose?

They want you to carry them away and pay all their bills, they are lazy. That is their version of the American dream.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2993963]Open question, looking for answers.

Over the years, I've occasionally gotten providers who want to know all about you, including that killer, Are you married? I really hate that. No good answer to that question. She wants to know what I do for a living? Fine. What am I doing after the massage? No problem. Are you married? Why the hell would they ask that?

A few weeks ago I got a provider at a local spa who didn't know me. She asks all those questions, including the killer. Then she showed me a pretty good time, I must admit. A few days ago I went back and got her again. The session was a lot quieter this time, but on the flip, we discuss what I want, with me standing completely at attention? "You're married, right?" Are they expecting me to propose?[/QUOTE]

I've never had an issue with questions. I wear my wedding ring. I tell them my name and contact information. Even business card. I even took my friend to my house for a couple minutes because I had to retrieve something I forgot. In other words, for people I care about, I leave myself completely vulnerable. It's a judgement call about the character of the person you are with. So of course plenty of people I would not share vital information. The flip side, is they leave themselves completely vulnerable to me. I know their real full names and where they are from. All family details. They place their trust in me and I place my trust in them. We travel places together. Cook together. The net result is an actual relationship rather than a business arrangement. HAving said that, there are plenty of people I would never trust. But frankly, those are the ones I'm not interested in. Bob.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2993963]Open question, looking for answers.

Over the years, I've occasionally gotten providers who want to know all about you, including that killer, Are you married? I really hate that. No good answer to that question. She wants to know what I do for a living? Fine. What am I doing after the massage? No problem. Are you married? Why the hell would they ask that?

A few weeks ago I got a provider at a local spa who didn't know me. She asks all those questions, including the killer. Then she showed me a pretty good time, I must admit. A few days ago I went back and got her again. The session was a lot quieter this time, but on the flip, we discuss what I want, with me standing completely at attention? "You're married, right?" Are they expecting me to propose?[/QUOTE]