Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[QUOTE=EmoDisliker;4385670]Has anyone seen these ladies? I know they are a part of the "crew", and service is YMMV, but GOD DAMN do they look good in the photos:
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Bridgette-Dream[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Tempting-Tessa[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Coed-Natalie[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Kaylene-Krush[/URL]
Someone left a positive review for Kaylene-Krush in the LA forum, but some validation wouldn't hurt.[/QUOTE]Kaylene-Krush was previously Angelic-Avery, in case anyone had experience with the previous handle.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SimplyOlivia[/URL]

Any info on this gal? Recommend?

Hello everyone,

Has anybody seen Kailani from HX? Are the photos real or remotely close?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/1272[/URL]

Jack.

Some reviews of girls I like.

Young and hot girls-.

TinaDoll- incredible, beautiful, great performance. Only available 1-2 days a weeks. Top 3 ever.

TiffanyLexus- Very hot girl and great performance. Her moans and screams are the real topper.

GorgeousJadee- She is so hot I almost couldn't believe it. Nice sloppy BBBJ. Nice personality.

DonnaBently69- Her performance is really awful. She is sometimes dirty or smelly. She hates this job. However she is truly beautiful. Great face, tits, ass, body, legs. Just wow on her looks. Not much for conversation.

Summmer- She was super hot a few months ago before putting on a lot of weight. I think she carries the weight in the right places and it looks very good. Decent performance, OK personality. Solid choice. A bit pricey but worth it.

JessicaTaylor- Very good performer, she's genuinely horny it seems. Looks anorexic lately so I won't repeat. I'm not into super skinny girls. Her personality is super cool, stereotypical party girl and open / honest conversations.

I'd love to try Kandy143 soon, and would like to hear your recommendations on girls under 22.

Girls with big ass / small waist (natural only, no fake ass allowed).

AnaGarcia- Great body on this girl. Amazing ass, I'm pretty sure it's real. Nice face too. She's kinda distant, not much personality. She gets it done and that's about it.

AmyJones- Stellar natural ass. She's quiet and charming. Very good performance, she's very orgasmic.

KatieStIves- She's put on weight since the porn days, mostly in her ass. It's quiet round and impressive. She talks non-stop, about a lot of random stuff at times. She's a good communicator on the sexual stuff. She tells you exactly how to make her cum and she's in this game mostly for her own pleasure it seems. This is unusual and really fun. I like her a lot. I could do with a bit less scattered conversation.

Paris19- half black chick with a very nice ass. More muscle than jiggle, but still nice. She's all business with not much to say. Does not do BBBJ, but she does list it in her ad. It's CBJ.

JasmineM23- Interesting girl. Great performance and unusual body. She's completely out of shape and everything is loose and jiggly, but for some reason it works. Nice ass: waist ratio, nice thick thighs. Maybe had kids? Exquisite dirty talk. She's persian but talks OC mexican.

SadieBaby94- great ass. You would not know from her pics how good the ass is. Performance was passable but below average. BBBJ is 20 seconds then stop, 20 seconds then stop (annoying). Very good looking girl. Would repeat just for her looks.

I'm looking for more girls with big natural ass and small waist, would like to try Jazzy soon or maybe MyMyah.

Girls with great tits-.

AbbyFlynn- This girl is also young and beautiful. 1st session lackluster, 2nd and 3rd were incredible. Great technique with hands and mouth. She's tiny, maybe 5'1. Perfect body and face. Lots of personality. She's quite funny and quick witted. Always positive and puts me in a great mood.

CCchanel- Best tits-waist ratio out there. Her tits are really big and firm. If you like boobs do not miss this chance of a lifetime. She is kinda hard to pin down so pre-book a few days in advance. She's super chill and comfortable with herself. Great to talk to, I could talk to her for hours. Legs are tiny and not much ass. It's all about the tits. Nice face too. CBJ only.

EvieBaby- I think for most guys with mainstream taste in women, her body is the best you will ever see or experience. It's like she was designed in a lab or sculpted by Michaelangelo. Tits are fairly big, but also incredibly firm with a perfect shape. Small waist, very little fat on her, nice hips and ass, great legs, just absolutely flawless in every way. Face is totally natural, zero makeup. I like this but I'm guessing most guys would prefer some makeup. Her personality is nerdy and quirky. She's super nice and friendly. I felt very comfortable with her.

I'm looking to try more girls with big tits. Might try Tiffany. Lacey (even tho I've heard bad things), JessicaRabbit69, BlatentBeauty (can't pin down schedule / location), MsTurner perhaps. I'm concerned that some of these might have deceptive pics and be whale sized when I meet them in person.

Here's some girls I probably won't repeat-.

PocketSizeEvie- way older and heavier than pics. I had fun and she has nice big tits but I don't condone the deceptive photos.

JaydenGotBacks- this girls pussy is a smelly disaster and there's some kind of white foam coming out of it. Nice butt, Backne.

MagicK- pretty hot and her tits were ridiculously good, but could not get comfortable in the condom she insisted on using, would not let me use my own.

Any Chinese agency- all photos deceptive, all women over age 45. The only exception is a 22 yo who goes by Krystal when booked by Madelin or Janet when booked when booked by Rebecca31870. But she recently got a bad boob job so she's not as appealing as she used to be. Korean agencies are usually ok, pics often deceptive but when ya show up the girl looks good and does a good job. Still not my #1 option, only if all else fails.

SultrySerena- I might repeat, she is very cute and does a good performance. Her personality is interesting. I just don't like the fakies. If you like fakies you will love this chick.

Sophia. Love- Nice girl, had an OK time. She's just a bit big in the waist for me and a bit too muscular. Nice natural tits.

HavenChase- photos deceptive. Very disappointing in person. She's late 30's and has bad tattoos.

Russian agencies- Tried it a few times, kinda hit and miss. Price is too high at 5. Too much fake lips and fake tits. The girls I pretty hot if you're into that. There were a few gems.

All the hyphen crew girls (karla-crush, mysterious-Mandy, or whatever) - Photos are deceptive. I mean extremely deceptive. Every time but once was a disaster.

Hope this helps, looking forward to your suggestions in OC or LA for these 3 types (young / hot, big natural tits, or big ass w small waist).

[QUOTE=TheWhoreLord;4386949]

Hope this helps, looking forward to your suggestions in OC or LA for these 3 types (young / hot, big natural tits, or big ass w small waist).[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reports, awesome info.

You should try Mandababy, she's young / hot, nice tits and really nice ass.

I'm surprised to read about HavenChase thou, multiple reports suggests that she's hot and really good.

[QUOTE=TheWhoreLord;4386949]
I'm looking to try more girls with big tits. Might try Tiffany. Lacey (even tho I've heard bad things), JessicaRabbit69, BlatentBeauty (can't pin down schedule / location), MsTurner perhaps. I'm concerned that some of these might have deceptive pics and be whale sized when I meet them in person.
[/QUOTE]You reviewed a few that don't have much info out there like Sadiebaby94 and Tiffanylexus. I've had my eyes on them for a while.

I met Tiffany. Lacey a while ago. I would not recommend based on my experience. I was told she's lost weight and is smaller in the waist now. When I met her, she was very boxy. Service and personality wasnt good either. But again, it's been a long time, so maybe she's improved in all the categories. BlatantBeauty is a fun time. She's short petite and has large handful of tits to play with. I've only seen her advertise in Costa Mesa. I'd recommend her over the others.

I contacted havenchase on hx, obviously. I texted her and she sent me an address and to text when I park. I show up and mistakenly show up earlier than I said, anyways she sends me to the wrong room and to different hotels fucking with me. I have no idea what her problem is. Here is our conversation we had. BTW it was only 30 min early I confused myself by mistake and she put me in danger by sending me to random peoples rooms. I was disappointed because I was looking forward to finally meeting her but she went complete psycho.

[QUOTE=Rrod1114;4386357][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SimplyOlivia[/URL]

Any info on this gal? Recommend?[/QUOTE]I've seen her once, plan on repeating soon as it's been about 8 months since I last saw her. She took a facial like a .

[QUOTE=TheWhoreLord;4386949]
Hope this helps, looking forward to your suggestions in OC or LA for these 3 types (young / hot, big natural tits, or big ass w small waist).[/QUOTE]All of the below are mainly young and hot with great asses but not so large tits:

Ellababy. Mid twenties, slime white blonde with great bubble butt. Looks hot and at certain angles resemble Gwyneth Paltrow. Only down side is service is average.

Neveahsnow0228 - Bubbly personality and chatty, great body and ass, cute face with dazzling smile. Gives you a very spirited service.

Little_selenaxox. Tall and slim latina, natural Bs, but has a great natural co-ed look.

[QUOTE=Tool69;4387716]I contacted havenchase on hx, obviously. I texted her and she sent me an address and to text when I park. I show up and mistakenly show up earlier than I said, anyways she sends me to the wrong room and to different hotels fucking with me. I have no idea what her problem is. Here is our conversation we had. BTW it was only 30 min early I confused myself by mistake and she put me in danger by sending me to random peoples rooms. I was disappointed because I was looking forward to finally meeting her but she went complete psycho.[/QUOTE]Wow, I'm surprised to hear that. I thought she was part of the red tryst crew. Haven't heard of them doing something stupid like that. I've been that early before, when it's somewhere in LA and I misjudged the traffic I'd run into. Figured better to be 30 early than 30 late. Never had a problem with it.

[QUOTE=Tool69;4387716]I contacted havenchase on hx, obviously. I texted her and she sent me an address and to text when I park. I show up and mistakenly show up earlier than I said, anyways she sends me to the wrong room and to different hotels fucking with me. I have no idea what her problem is. Here is our conversation we had. BTW it was only 30 min early I confused myself by mistake and she put me in danger by sending me to random peoples rooms. I was disappointed because I was looking forward to finally meeting her but she went complete psycho.[/QUOTE]That's really weird to hear. I have personally seen her and I didn't have any issues. I even got there early. She just had me wait till our scheduled time. Didn't have any issues with her when I met in her room. She was really sweet and friendly. Seemed down to earth.

[QUOTE=EmoDisliker;4385670]Has anyone seen these ladies? I know they are a part of the crew, and service is YMMV, but God DAMN do they look good in the photos:

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Bridgette-Dream[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Tempting-Tessa[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Coed-Natalie[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Kaylene-Krush[/URL]

Someone left a positive review for Kaylene-Krush in the LA forum, but some validation wouldn't hurt.[/QUOTE]Kaylene-Krush looks nothing like pics. She's a lot, lot heavier around the belly. The pics must be really old and / or heavily photoshopped. She's really sweet but looks turned me off. Would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Tool69;4387716]I contacted havenchase on hx, obviously. I texted her and she sent me an address and to text when I park. I show up and mistakenly show up earlier than I said, anyways she sends me to the wrong room and to different hotels fucking with me. I have no idea what her problem is. Here is our conversation we had. BTW it was only 30 min early I confused myself by mistake and she put me in danger by sending me to random peoples rooms. I was disappointed because I was looking forward to finally meeting her but she went complete psycho.[/QUOTE]Did you by any chance have a bad interaction by pm or in person with another account of red tryst? I think there must have been something in the past that put a target on you and the booker never had any intention of scheduling you with Haven and planned on fucking with you regardless of showing up early.

So what I've learned is that the texts are not even from her but from her booker and she is a part of some kind of crew? I'm confused because I thought she was the one texting me as it was even in first person. Also I can't upload her texts for some reason they won't show up here (it is the right 909-xxx- so it is her / their number). I've never had a bad interaction with anyone on hx, I always keep it simple and straightforward and don't spend time messaging back and forth. Just make my appointment and text when I show up. She purposely sent me to the wrong hotel and gave me a random room number. Seriously have no idea what's going on still.

[QUOTE=Tool69;4390164]So what I've learned is that the texts are not even from her but from her booker and she is a part of some kind of crew? I'm confused because I thought she was the one texting me as it was even in first person. Also I can't upload her texts for some reason they won't show up here (it is the right 909-xxx- so it is her / their number). I've never had a bad interaction with anyone on hx, I always keep it simple and straightforward and don't spend time messaging back and forth. Just make my appointment and text when I show up. She purposely sent me to the wrong hotel and gave me a random room number. Seriously have no idea what's going on still.[/QUOTE]Newsflash. Most of these girls have someone else handling their bookings. Unlike the one for this crew, they're actually competent and don't make it look so obvious.