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Dick-shun-airy.
Hmm maybe I can figure this out.
Dick = the part of my package that gets hard.
Shun = people ignoring other people.
Airy = letting the air dry the sticky stuff.
Yeah, I think I get it!
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2831879]Bein ah rednek suthernr lik myself, Ah dunt uze a dicktonary vury oftin.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2830904]Ask Ilapp. LOL.[/QUOTE]Serious I won't. And there was not a Go Pro involved, or was there? Been so long I forget.
[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2831894]Explained that to me yesterday, but he wasn't willing to share. Damn him, he knows I like to watch even if it's digital![/QUOTE]That seems like it was so long ago it may have been film and not digital. Not that you would be interested in photographic negatives where there are all these mottled areas. I am not sure what that is. Oh wait, I bet that's what thousands of freckles look like in negative. Mmmmm, interesting. We did though photoshop one pic we were going to send you. It was a closeup of a highly freckled area and around it we drew a large red circle around it with a diagonal slash through it then superimposed the letters FF in red over the said region. Fun, but that was seriously damn near more than half evil.
Lose lips can be good on the hips but not in stories Got to love ladies who know how to keep their secrets as to what takes place behind closed doors. If walls, pillows and beds could only talk LOL.
[QUOTE=Ilapp;2832168]That seems like it was so long ago it may have been film and not digital. Not that you would be interested in photographic negatives where there are all these mottled areas. I am not sure what that is. Oh wait, I bet that's what thousands of freckles look like in negative. Mmmmm, interesting. We did though photoshop one pic we were going to send you. It was a closeup of a highly freckled area and around it we drew a large red circle around it with a diagonal slash through it then superimposed the letters FF in red over the said region. Fun, but that was seriously damn near more than half evil.[/QUOTE]I didn't think it was a red circle. Thought it was a different color LOL. Might have to revisit those pictures again.
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2830963]I willingly volunteer to have you take me home. I'm sure there's a boat load of mongers wanting a ticket to that show.[/QUOTE]Pay per view!
[QUOTE=Admin2;2832398]Pay per view![/QUOTE]I am going to be the booker and promoter of this event. I already got one half of the talent signed on. The other one can't be far behind.
Hey Nat, I think I know the perfect timing for the behind closed doors, undress rehersals. Just keep in mind that even quality performers may need a number of takes to get there performance perfected.
Indy Guy.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2832398]Pay per view![/QUOTE]Beavis, this is the greatest day of our lives!! I think I just inoculated. Huh huh huh huh!
[QUOTE=Noobie67;2831951]I'll drive! But I have to wait inside. I don't like sitting the car. And Indyguy has to stay at home. But if he is nice I'll call and give the play by play.
The Noob.[/QUOTE]I'm blown away how IndyGuy missed this one. You're slacking husband. I mean IndyGuy!
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2833996]I'm blown away how IndyGuy missed this one. You're slacking husband. I mean IndyGuy![/QUOTE]Who said I missed it? Just knew that the ride would not be necessary with advance notice of the touring schedule. Glad we were able to record scene 1. The remai nig scenes with the 3rd party will be set for PPV upon return.
Indy Guy.
[QUOTE=XNatalieX;2833996]I'm blown away how IndyGuy missed this one. You're slacking husband. I mean IndyGuy![/QUOTE]I'm blown away that Natalie and IndyGuy haven't posted any wedding pictures yet. Especially the really juicy ones!! LOL You guys can PM them to me if you're both shy.
[QUOTE=MrTobuku;2834773]I have been to many of are fun spots here in town and near by but I think I have really hit the gold mine with this great find. Most of us know the main road in Indy to find a little late night fun for the right price wink wink. Well last night I took a little bit longer a drive down close to where the monkey sells pizza and I could not believe my eyes a Asian doll walking. I made a few laps around to look the area over when it all looked clear I pulled up and asked her if she needed a ride she said yes and got in. She's a 7 on a 10 scale and knew how to please we talked for a few seconds and she told me what was on the menu. I picked her 50 deal and boys let me tell you it was so worth it she took care of me very well. We cleaned up and I asked her if she's was going to be around on the reg and she said most def. Looks like we might have some thing new here guys. This was after 12 am. Good hunting all.[/QUOTE]Here's a little helpful hint for you:
If you obtain the services of a streetwalker, the proper section to post a review in is "Streetwalker Reports. " I realize it's somewhat obscure, but the thread is called "Streetwalker Reports" because, stick with me, this is the tricky part, because it's where people post reports about streetwalkers.
Granted, you did post a report in the "Streetwalker Reports" thread, but you also posted the same report in the "Massage Parlor Reports" and "Backpage Advertiser Reviews" threads. You didn't mention that she was walking down the street with a massage table strapped to her back, or that you found her through a backpage ad.
"Hi I'm Angel, you can find me on my favorite corner on E. Washington. I'm easy to spot because I have a massage table strapped to my back. No table shower, but there's a car wash down the street. ".
How about putting the reviews only in the proper section?
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2834922]Here's a little helpful hint for you:
If you obtain the services of a streetwalker, the proper section to post a review in is "Streetwalker Reports. " I realize it's somewhat obscure, but the thread is called "Streetwalker Reports" because, stick with me, this is the tricky part, because it's where people post reports about streetwalkers.
Granted, you did post a report in the "Streetwalker Reports" thread, but you also posted the same report in the "Massage Parlor Reports" and "Backpage Advertiser Reviews" threads. You didn't mention that she was walking down the street with a massage table strapped to her back, or that you found her through a backpage ad.
"Hi I'm Angel, you can find me on my favorite corner on E. Washington. I'm easy to spot because I have a massage table strapped to my back. No table shower, but there's a car wash down the street. ".
How about putting the reviews only in the proper section?[/QUOTE]And we don't need to hear the same thing repeatedly. 5 posts since yesterday and it appears they are all about the same person or visit.
Indy Guy.
I do apologize I will keep my post in the right area and sorry just trying to help spread the word since there's not much of this real deal out there. But once again I do apologize.
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2834931]And we don't need to hear the same thing repeatedly. 5 posts since yesterday and it appears they are all about the same person or visit.
Indy Guy.[/QUOTE]If I was the paranoid type, I would almost suspect picking up the oft mentioned Angel might result in an unscheduled family reunion.