Massage Parlor Reports

Was driving through plover last night and decided to stop in and check this place out. Walked in and was greeted by an old Asian hag. I figured I could make it work if I just kept my eyes closed. I was coming from the strip club in portage so I was a bit horned up anyways. On the way back to the room met another Asian gal. She was definitely younger in age probably 40's looked way better then the old hag the was showing me the room. Still she looked weathered in a road hard put away wet type look. Anyways as luck had it I drew the old hag. I swear I have no luck at all. I mean it could be raining pussy and I'd get hit it the head with a dick. Massage was okay. On the flip she touch my package and asked if it was okay. I said Yes. She began stroking so I motioned down words asking for her to play with my balls. Well as luck had it she misunderstood this. Before I knew it she was up to her knuckle in my asshole. Well she kept stroking and rubbing the prostate and before I knew I was starting to get the point of no return feeling. I blew a load and the first dam bit to come out hit me in the chin. So I would say yes the finish was great. She massage around for 15 more minutes and I was done. Overall not the best but worth a stop. Today I felt like I shit like a goose. LOL. Must still have some massage oil in there.

[QUOTE=CowgirlLover;6238723]Was driving through plover last night and decided to stop in and check this place out. Walked in and was greeted by an old Asian hag. I figured I could make it work if I just kept my eyes closed. I was coming from the strip club in portage so I was a bit horned up anyways. On the way back to the room met another Asian gal. She was definitely younger in age probably 40's looked way better then the old hag the was showing me the room. Still she looked weathered in a road hard put away wet type look. Anyways as luck had it I drew the old hag. I swear I have no luck at all. I mean it could be raining pussy and I'd get hit it the head with a dick. Massage was okay. On the flip she touch my package and asked if it was okay. I said Yes. She began stroking so I motioned down words asking for her to play with my balls. Well as luck had it she misunderstood this. Before I knew it she was up to her knuckle in my asshole. Well she kept stroking and rubbing the prostate and before I knew I was starting to get the point of no return feeling. I blew a load and the first dam bit to come out hit me in the chin. So I would say yes the finish was great. She massage around for 15 more minutes and I was done. Overall not the best but worth a stop. Today I felt like I shit like a goose. LOL. Must still have some massage oil in there.[/QUOTE]Thanks Cowgirl!

Really appreciate a good story with humor.

Thanks from the Hawkeye State.

[QUOTE=CowgirlLover;6238723]Was driving through plover last night and decided to stop in and check this place out. Walked in and was greeted by an old Asian hag. I figured I could make it work if I just kept my eyes closed. I was coming from the strip club in portage so I was a bit horned up anyways. On the way back to the room met another Asian gal. She was definitely younger in age probably 40's looked way better then the old hag the was showing me the room. Still she looked weathered in a road hard put away wet type look. Anyways as luck had it I drew the old hag. I swear I have no luck at all. I mean it could be raining pussy and I'd get hit it the head with a dick. Massage was okay. On the flip she touch my package and asked if it was okay. I said Yes. She began stroking so I motioned down words asking for her to play with my balls. Well as luck had it she misunderstood this. Before I knew it she was up to her knuckle in my asshole. Well she kept stroking and rubbing the prostate and before I knew I was starting to get the point of no return feeling. I blew a load and the first dam bit to come out hit me in the chin. So I would say yes the finish was great. She massage around for 15 more minutes and I was done. Overall not the best but worth a stop. Today I felt like I shit like a goose. LOL. Must still have some massage oil in there.[/QUOTE]Love the post! BTW how was the strip club? Haven't been out that way in a while. Worth a trip (or to any others in the area)?

[QUOTE=MigJiggy;6240503]Love the post! BTW how was the strip club? Haven't been out that way in a while. Worth a trip (or to any others in the area)?[/QUOTE]Club was quite boring actually. Had a 30 minute dance to see what options were there but came up short. I do miss the TNT & Hardware Store days. Met a girl a few years back at the club in Portage. A few years back I would have told everyone that with the right attitude and communication you can bang strippers in every club across the state. But in the last few years that has really changed. I'm not even sure what club is my go to anymore.

Anyone see her on Fetlife and get an ig message. Anyone toft? She asks for 20 tip upfront. Going to wait around and see a bit.

[QUOTE=ACoolNavyVet;6322213]Anyone see her on Fetlife and get an ig message. Anyone toft? She asks for 20 tip upfront. Going to wait around and see a bit.[/QUOTE]I am assuming this is a joke right?

Went to Diamond yesterday for my first AMP visit. Did not know what to expect. Asked for an hour. Did not know any of the lingo.

I believe I started with the older woman there. Did an excellent massage. Seriously. I left feeling better.

When asked soft, medium, hard, I giggled because I didn't know. She giggled with a "hehehe" and then peeked under the towel and saw no blothing. She went "hehehe" more enthusiastically.

The massage was great, but after reading up here and on rubsmap I apparently missed many signals. During the massage she mentioned I had a strong body and kept repeating "tight tight. " Did not touch when she went to head of table, but I should have. I did touch calf when she came to side by head, but did not read rubbing her front back and forth on my hand. Some OTC touch as I was moaning at the great feeling of massage. Looking back now, I should have participated more, but it was completely new to me. The only think I did -and it was purely involuntary reflex. Was "jerk" during the tease.

At the end of the back massage she smacked my butt hard a few times and went out and came back with a very warm towel she used to remove all of the oil. Then she walked outside the room and left door open a crack. A different girl entered the room. She told me to flip and giggled at my soft, small stuff but went right to work. I was very vocal, so she thought I finished right way. I did not. She kept at it, trying her best, but it got marginally harder. I'm sure I was nervous. After 5-10 minutes, she was exhausted and said time was almost up. I begged "Please please please" and then felt warm and moist on that member. It was glorious, but still no finish. Finally, she got up and said to wait a minute. A different girl came in and tried the same. I got a little handsy and she actually moved my hand to my chest.

Then she got on the table and sat between my legs. Warm and wet mixed with furious HJ had me grabbing her foot and massaging it. At one point I felt a sharp punch and squeezed foot very hard. I asked if I hurt her and she laughed.

In the end, still no finish, but not for lack of effort. I will be back and might try looking for the empty parking lot close to closing.

All of you have shared such valuable tips and information, so I wanted to share my experience. If this is what it's like I'm a huge fan!

I stopped by the place in Waupaca recently. When Mia is there it is a good time. Called ahead and was told she was on vacation but there was a different girl available. I booked an appointment anyway and quickly regretted it. When I got there she told me a walk in came in and she needed me to wait 10 minutes. I was too dumb to walk out and ended up waiting 20 minutes for her. When the massage did start it was pretty mediocre. She dumped a ton of scented oil on me and made it clear she had no idea what she was doing. She left the room 3 times each for a minute or two and on the last time another walk in came in and I heard her give him the same 10 minute speech. Standard but pretty rushed finish. She was weirdly giggling the entire time in a way that made it super awkward. Esp. Since there was another guy sitting in the next room. I don't think I'll go back for a while.

Stopped in at the North 6th St. Location yesterday afternoon.

Opted for the half hour.

The woman walked me to a room and said I had to wait 10 minutes. I knew it would be longer, but she pointed at me and said "Wait 10 minutes."

I'm getting much better at this the more often that I go. It was nice and warm yesterday so I opted for thin shorts and a thin shirt along with easy slip on shoes.

In other words, I was naked, almost before she closed the door.

I am of an age where I need to use ED meds, and I had taken mine before coming. This meant that Junior was standing at attention for the entire wait. I read the printed sign that talked about sexual harassment of the work staff, so it did make me a little nervous. Nonetheless, I did exactly what she told me to do. I stood next to the table with a full erection, and waited for her to come in the door.

When the door finally opened, she did not yell and did not threaten to go to the police. Instead, she closed and locked the door and grabbed my erect penis.

I laid down facedown on the table and tucked my penis down. She reached down and tickled the tip and giggled. He he he. Then she smacked my ass hard three times before covering my back with the towel. She asked if I wanted medium or hard and I of course said hard.

As we talk, I asked her name and she told me it was candy. She asked my name and I told her she asked where I was from and if it was my first visit there. I told her I was from the area and had never been there before.

The massage was actually really good. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I just wish it had been shorter and shorter massage would've allowed more time for what happens next.

The tease was only OK, but the massage was good. I have had neuropathy in my feet for the last three month and it was like she sensed something was wrong with my toes and she hit pressure points and massaged them well and moved my leg and hip, and when I got home I noticed much more feeling in my toes.

I have started making a point to ask "OK, touch?" before even touching OTC. Candi seemed to appreciate it and always said yes. I even asked again after she did my feet because I didn't want to assume. She let me rub her vagina OTC and she moaned and because wet.

On the flip, Junior was at full attention. She looked me in the eye and said "Oh, yes!

Then she pointed at my dick and said "How much?" I said 4 D because I know that is standard. She pulled my hand inside her bra and asked "How much?" I agreed to bump to 5 D, and she said OK. Her body was pretty tight, but her tits were nothing special, and her nipples were meh. But, it was utc.

She got right to it. And since I was hard, the release wasn't going to take that long. I asked "OK, touch?" before sliding my hand inside her pants. She wouldn't let me slide inside her pussy, but she was definitely wet. She stopped me, but moved my hand around to her ass UTC. She started adding prostate massage and I was almost ready to blow. I asked "OK, touch?" again, and she let me slide a finger into her ass. At that moment, she moaned, and said "You cum?" Well, I did! And did! And did!

She milked and milked until I thought I couldn't do anymore. But I did.

She actually looked into my eyes and kissed me (through her mask) on the lips.

If I'm being picky, the only thing that was a turn off was when I slid my hand under for shirt to rub her back. She was very sweaty, and that reminded me that there had been someone else before me who had also made her work hard.

Afterwards she pulled out her translation app and asked me a few questions. I know some guys complain about the women who use that app, but I actually appreciate the effort.

Nothing more than L1, I'm sure, but still a good time.

I keep seeing ads in Listcrawler and Stop The Games that You You is under new management with new girls. Any truth to that?

I went to an AMP on a whim in the area. I got in and the the staff appeared to be like every other AMP I've ever been to. Older women in their late 40's to 50's. There was nothing special in the looks department and I was shuffled into a room. One of the average women came in and asked the pressure and medium was chosen.

It started off normal when suddenly the teasing started. She asked me to flip and became immediately playful. She turned from all work and mild play to complete joyous behavior. She asked if I wanted it good. I figured sure and said yes. She said more more see money and I said whatever. To me if it was a standard finish she'd get the only 40 In my pocket with the spare cash she's not aware of in my shoe.

I picked right. She started slow and asked me when I was going to finish and the slowly edges me for 20 minutes. Various pressures, techniques, stopping and starting where used and it was a 2 handed Adventure with one hand manipulation on the boys tugging and the other focused on the stick.

During that time she grabbed my hand, put it between her legs and then grinded hand. I'm not going to pretend she came like other guys seem to think they do with these women, but it was fun.

At the end she said let me know as the grand finale starts and as a blew a tidal wave she asked me to look at her and I it splashed all over her face.

She left the room to clean up and as she did that I pulled the extra tip out.

I was in complete shock and over tipped. But it was the best damn experience I've had in an AMP minus Chicago's X.

I don't know her name but I'll give seniors the AMP location.

Happy hunting.

Had a nice massage that really helped my lower back pain. Flip was quick though and her fun energy got a little unclear. She wanted 8 for access to the top and I agreed but only to 8 total after 5 for the half hour. Got a nice tug while playing a little. She wasn't too happy about only getting 3 additional so I gave her another 10 but left with a scowl from her. Great to hear there may be more fun available.

[QUOTE=Mtron3030;6539491]Had a nice massage that really helped my lower back pain. Flip was quick though and her fun energy got a little unclear. She wanted 8 for access to the top and I agreed but only to 8 total after 5 for the half hour. Got a nice tug while playing a little. She wasn't too happy about only getting 3 additional so I gave her another 10 but left with a scowl from her. Great to hear there may be more fun available.[/QUOTE]Thanks for posting, but I understand her disappoinemt if I understand your post. Door fee was $50 and you tipped $30 for finish plus up top roaming? I think a tip of $50 would have been in line with market prices and fair. But, hey, you got it all for $80. Want to earn brownie points? Go back and get the same treatment and tip $60 to make up for the lowball, and I bet she is a totally different person toward you on subsequent visits.

I have had quite a bit of luck lately at one of the local AMPs.

It all started with a couple visits to this particular AMP, where it was regular, L1 action, but lots of fun and an exciting finish.

I've heard from folks that experiencing four hands is a must, so I booked an appointment. When I got there, they were ready for me and the older woman came in initially and she is the one who had performed very good finishes before.

She didn't even ask soft, medium or hard because she knew instead, she went right for the play and the tease. I knew that touching was OK with her OTC, so I did. A younger woman came in and went right to the head of the table, and I put my hands on the side of legs and asked "OK touch?" She said yes, and I squeezed her butt. She giggled and left the room when she came back I reached up again to discover she was wearing a skirt.

She let me rub and touch OTC and then came around to the side and asked how much I would tip. I looked at her and she said how much you have for me baby? I gave her a number and she told me OK but next time bring more money.

She went back to the head of a table climbed up and straddle the back of my head rubbing herself back-and-forth on my head as I lifted it. We all know that she pretended it excited her but it certainly made it fun.

She told me to tell her when I was ready to flip. Since she was already on my head, her let's flip now. On the flip, she climbed right back on my head, but her underwear was on so I did get to play and lick and press, and she pretended it excited her.

After a while, she climbed off and came back to the side of the table. Meanwhile, the older woman had been working on me and undid her bra. She was not very big, but she let me squeeze the nipples and even take them in my mouth, the younger girl initially said, I could look but not touch at her breasts which was fine by me because they were very small.

At this point, I probably got overstimulated, and even though I was as firm as possible, and ready to go, I could not finish. The two of them tried everything they could, but I could not finish. And it wasn't them it was me.

There was still plenty of time left, so the older one to let a hand roam and continued stroking me while the young one started kissing me, then tongue kissing me, then passionately kissing me, this went on for like 15 minutes. Afterwards he told me I was a good kisser. I don't know if I believe her but it sounded good.

Mind you, I was completely hard this entire time and the younger one walked further down the table, looked at Junior and said you have a nice dick. I don't think that's true, but it shows she was trying everything to get me to finish.

In the end I just couldn't, and they were both extremely disappointed that they could not help me finish.

I tipped them a little more than I had agreed to because they had worked incredibly hard for a sustain period of time and had earned every bit of it.

The younger one leaned into my ear and said remember next time bring more money and I make sure you finish. Take it through what it's worth.

I am willing to share the AMP name, and the name of the women, but only to senior members who are willing to share info with me. DM me, only answer senior members.

I have had quite a bit of luck lately at one of the local AMPs.

I went back yesterday, hoping to make up for two failures to launch.

I did not have an appointment and they had actually opened 30 minutes early. I went inside and was greeted by the same woman I have come to know. She was happy to see me and I think she appreciates that I shower prior to coming and I wear a cologne That she really likes. She will hug me and smell me and kiss my neck and tell me she's glad I'm back.

I went into the room and she asked how long I wanted. I told her an hour, but she said 30 minutes I looked at her with disappointment, but she said we are busy this morning, so 30 minutes please. And gave me a price. I reluctantly agreed and gave her the cash.

She came back in a little while later with her phone and using her Translator told me that if the scheduled appointment didn't show, we would do it for an hour.

She did some nice sensual massage And repeatedly leaned over my back, kissing it, and breathing in deep. She kept saying you smell so good.

She again got right up on the table and straddle my head, rubbing herself against my head, even harder this time. She moaned, but I know those moans are designed to put me in the mood and get me closer to finish.

She actually used oil on my back this time and after some good massage she got a towel and wiped it off telling me to flip over.

She went to the side of the table and last week she had allowed me to go UTC up top, she automatically asked if I wanted that and then also pointed down below. I enthusiastically said yes and she looked at me like she couldn't understand why would want to see or touch that.

Nonetheless, she close the door, and actually secured it with a stopper. Then she went back to the top of the table, climbed up and straddled my face.

I eagerly dove in, and I would have to say that this time the reactions were probably legit. The moaning did not sound fake, and she actually pressed down onto my tongue at one point. I think I might have done something wrong though, because she started panting and grunting, and then started pulling herself away a bit. Then she pressed down against my tongue, hard before panting and saying no good.

I don't know if I hurt her with my mouth or excited her with my mouth, but she was done with that.

She went to the side of the table and continued to try to make me finish. It just wasn't happening despite being fully ready.

She finally looked at me Lea didn't kiss me deeply and said I need to bring in another girl and asked if it was OK. After my four hands experience, I really wasn't sure, but I said yes anyway. I assume she would just have the new girl come in and finish.

But no, they both went to work on me and the new girl told me to touch her and after just a little bit she was moist down there. She kept telling me to do more, so I rubbed harder. They seem to frustrate her and she pulled down her shorts and underwear and told me she would show me what she wanted.

She was very wet and it was easy to get her panting. At one point she actually pushed my finger inside And told me to fuck her. I of course obliged her, but it didn't take long for her to yelp a high-pitched yelp and tell me no more.

She and the older woman tried as hard as they could, but it just wasn't happening. They were both sweating and clearly exhausted. I told them I just didn't think it was going to happen even though I was so close. They told me they would try one last time and they did with the younger one trying to massage my prostate. It wasn't sensual though. It was painful And pretty much ended any chance of me finishing.

They both got a warm towel and clean me up and the strange thing is they were both apologizing profusely that they didn't do their job. I have to tell you I was ashamed that I couldn't finish.

The younger one looked at me and said next time you will finish and put both of her hands on my hips, and made emotional motion like bouncing on top of me.

They both took turns, kissing me, passionately on the mouth and using tongues. And both of them repeated apology after apology.

When they stepped out, I reached into my pocket and pulled out all of the money I had brought and been prepared to spend. Just in case.

The older woman came back in and asked for my number. I tipped her and she looked at the money and said no this is too much. But I insisted because she had actually brought in a second girl, and they had worked so hard. She kept trying to give the money back, but I told her you earned it and I appreciate you.

She blushed and took out her phone again and said something which translated as, "I like you. You are nice. We will make sure you finish next time. We will go slow and bring you to the point of finish and put our emotions into you."

She close the door and went out and gave part of the money to the younger girl. The younger girl knocked and came in and said she was sorry and tried to give the money back. The older woman understood that I was insistent they earned their tip so she stopped her. The younger girl just kept saying thank you.

I wonder what lives in store for me on my next visit.

I am willing to share the location of this AMP with senior members only an exchange for information from them.