[QUOTE=Rhinopole;6410500]What denomination is a Lin Manuel?
Rhino.[/QUOTE]Easy way to say $50,5 Hamiltons or in this case.
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[QUOTE=Rhinopole;6410500]What denomination is a Lin Manuel?
Rhino.[/QUOTE]Easy way to say $50,5 Hamiltons or in this case.
[QUOTE=SexyD;6410836]I believe it was reported a few months back that she got married and was out of the biz. As horny as she was, don't see that relationship working for very long.[/QUOTE]Wow she was the best! I hope she comes back one day.
[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;6410147]My dad is an avid golfer. One of his go to sayings is "The back 9 can be a cruel b!tch. You've got to lock in, maintain focus and finish strong". If I had a dime for every time I've heard that line I could, well, I could buy a 98 Camry or something. Truth is I haven't heard it enough to buy an Eastern European country or anything ludicrous but I've heard it a lot. The line definitely rang out in my head as I continued on my journey to catch up with the full-bosomed flora of the Frankie Digitola Hall of Fame and my test of the limitations of the Holy Grail. The HOF Back Nine reside in their secondary tier, not because they're not good providers with big teddies. It's because there is a little something about them that causes the Top 5 to edge them out. Speaking of Eastern Europe and edging, let's pick up at Day 6 and a new inductee.
Day 6: Marianna Luba in Silver Spring. Shortly before my hiatus, a brah sent me a DM telling me I should pay a visit to a provider in Silver Spring named Marianna. I do so, had a blast and visited about three more times before my break started. Those familiar with the HOF may recall that it was home to two BBW inductees. There was Sophie in Arlington and The Diesel at Spirit Wellness. Since Spirit Wellness is more legit than Massage Envy now and the parlor in Arlington has changed hands more times than a pile of Monopoly money, both of them are gone and Marianna is the HOF's new BBW representation.
Marianna is a very kind and jolly Ukrainian woman. She operates out of the basement of a home in Silver Spring. Since I mentioned the home, I'll start the review there with the first of her three potential Cons. The house she works out of is not dirty, but cluttered. She has a boatload of stuff and it's everywhere. Despite this, the massage room is clean, uncluttered and the sheets are changed and washed after your appointment. Another potential con is that Marianna is extremely chatty. I ask that you try to conceptualize what "extreme chatty" would be like. Now double that and you get the idea. We talked about the war in Ukraine, the weather, allergies and cats before the halfway point of my back rub. The clutter doesn't bother me because the massage room is clean. Her chattiness also doesn't bother me. I've spent an inordinate amount of my recreational time chatting up bar bimbos with the moral depth of a plate of Fruity Pebbles. At this point I'm a Jedi at 2-5 word replies and passive listening. This brings us to potential con #3. Her appearance.
As I mentioned, Marianna is a BBW. She's also, as I'm just discovering since she was masked up during my quarantine visits, just okay looking. She looks like 50 something year old Porsche Dali. If you Google "Porche Dali these tits'll knock ya out" (cringe I know), you'll get an accurate representation of what her body is like. Her teddies although being around the same size, are much nicer. Google "SPRD-632 Horikawa Nami" and look at that JAV cover. Marianna's teds have Porche's mass but Horikawa Nami's nipple appearance and placement. As far as her face is concerned, here's her ad, you can see for yourself.
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1431780[/URL]
None of these "cons" are cons to me, but rather tidbits I share so you brahs can formulate your own decisions. Besides, these potential cons are vastly outshined by Marianna's pros.
The first pro was outlined above. Marianna has fantastic big teddies that are a blast to play with. The next pro is one that shines brightly amidst the dark pain that is the worry of every monger. She is an anti clock watcher. On Day 6 I made an appointment for an hour but my session lasted for about an hour 45. She gave me a regular massage for about 45 minutes and then performed a soft to medium touch massage of my balls, taint, and balloon knot for 15-20. After realizing how much time had passed, she laughs off going overtime and I'm flipped. At this point I am harder than a sprint across the Korean DMZ and Marianna's ultimate pro begins. Her spectacular tugger.
My history with bar strumpets was touched upon earlier and Marianna's hands are better than a lot of the full blown sex I've had with those chicks. Nobody has given me a better tugger than her and absolutely nobody has ever edged me the way she does. She makes it last forever. She is the Ukrainian Keith Sweat. Her style is slow and tender and she's an expert at taking you to the summit and gracefully backing off. I remembered this about her but I was truly not prepared to experience it again. After a while of giving me a passionate Hugh Jackman, I feel the pop and make her aware of its imminence. She asks if I want to let it fly. For shits and giggles I tell her that I do not. She stops and performs a tease touch of the base, my balls and my quads. After minutes pass I give her the okay to initiate the pop. She proceeds to rub it out and I pop so hard I send one rope flying over my shoulder and onto the wall behind my head. Three more rip off, two of which hit me in the neck. The pop was so intense my toes were curled, I had shivers and was panting. Hands down the best orgasm of my 10 visits. I gave her 1 benji and 5 Lin Manuel Miranda's.
Day 7: Apple. The only unfortunate thing about Apple is that she is incredibly difficult to get ahold of. Thankfully I was smart enough to send my "Hey Apple I want to motorboat you this week" text (I'm paraphrasing) on the morning of Day 3. I received a reply a day later and confirmed via text that we were still on while I consumed the celebratory meal I had after coom blasting Marianna's wall. I opted for a nuru with her which is totally the move you go with if you want more than teds and tugs. Google "codi vore nudes". Apple looks exactly like that except with the tan Thai features. Their teddies are identical and everything. On the flip I put her on her back and ted banged her until I shot three ropes onto her teddies. I felt a feeling of fatigue after this one. 2 bengies 2 Lin Manuel's.
Day 8 Anna at Route One Spa in Woodbridge. Due to the transient nature of Korean providers, I wasn't confident Anna would still be here. I called to make an appointment. I was told there was no Anna, but pretty girl with good teds would take care of me. Kee Kee is who I'm paired up with. She entered the room, I greet her in Korean and tell her she's very pretty. I'm being polite, not accurate. She looks like Gizmo from Gremlins with a face full of makeup. She's built like Vector from Despicable Me. She gave me a shower and thankfully I'm single because she doused me with the shower wand. She shot me in the face and hosed down my hair. When she was done I looked like I just participated in a boogie board competition at Myrtle Beach. Back in the room she massaged my back for 8 seconds then asked me to flip. She asks me to bang for 120. I counter 40 and tugger. She counters with nude blowy for 100. I tell her I only brought 8. I am lying. I have much more. She counters with "give me the 8 and I'll blow you with no raincoat. " We shake on that one. She gives me a BBBJ that is sloppy, but so toothy it felt like I was getting blown by Freddie Mercury. I ask her to stop and finish with a tugger. She pulls on my piece like it's a slot machine handle at MGM. I'm about as hard as a Frosty that was purchased 35 minutes ago. She took direction but abandoned it almost immediately. No pop was had this day and my Johnson had a burgundy hue from her abuse that lasted until the next morning. 6 house 8 begrudgingly to Gizmo.
Day 9: Thai Nikki. I really like Nikki but she gives the worst massage in the HOF. Her teddies are however the biggest. This has always been the case but even more so as she's gained a nice chunk of weight since I last saw her. I frequented Nikki because her rack was the most fun to fondle. She has a phat booty to go along with her huge teddies. Her mid section however has kind of caught up to her waist. Interestingly I used to tell brahs to Google "Ryan Smiles gif" to see an example of how phat and jiggly Nikki's ass was. Ryan Smiles however has gained weight too. Google "Ryan Smiles pawged" and look at the pics of her in the teal bathing suit. Now Google "my_vice_is_back nudes" and imagine those teddies with thicker nipples on the Ryan Smiles body and you have Nikki. Nikki is teds and tugs until you develop a rapport with her, but she'll at least let you bust all over her teddies from your first visit. The pop took forever but she eventually dangled them over junior, rubbed them all over me and I let out a single pulse pop on her teddies. 1 benji and 5 Lin Manuel Miranda's.
Day 10: Vandara. My adventure is concluded with the controversial older Thai provider who gives the second best massage in the HOF. Vandara's main Con is the Barrett Jackson session required to get her sensational teddies unleashed. If you're a brah who requires more than teds and tugs, a Barrett Jackson session will also be required to get your above and beyond extras. Although I had established a price point and had eliminated the negotiations completely, that was two plus years ago and I'm back at square one. To combat this I paid her the Thai Indy fee, tipped 4 more off the top and kept a couple 20's in the chamber just in case. The massage was incredible as usual. On the flip I rolled up her shirt for the teds and got them out of her bra after mild push back. The pop refused to come. I asked Vandara to ted bang me for an extra Jackson. She surprisingly agreed then climbed between my legs and gave me a very good ted banging. Before long I let another single pop loose followed by a few dribbles. 180 total.
And with that my 10 days of debauchery have come to an end. It was an interesting experiment and catching up with all these big teddies was a lot of fun. Could I have taken this portion of my bonus to buy the suspension upgrades I've been putting off buying for my project car? Yeah. I could've and I should've. But where's the fun in that? It was way more fun fondling the delicious teddies of rubenesque immigrants every day for over a week and spilling more seed than Muhammad Ali at his parakeet cage. Although the HOF currently sits at 8 active inductees, we'll see if it can be increased back to 10+ over the not too distant future. Teddies Crew Forever.
Frankie.[/QUOTE]I went to go see her earlier today and you were spot on. Unfortunately I blew everything I had when she was playing with my banana and coconuts LOL she offered a 2nd pop when I flipped and it was great also viewing those teddies and she putting her pants down so I can rub that ass.
I know she has reviews in the past but does anyone have any current reviews or anything to say? Also ad says Gallows rd, anyone know where she actually sets up shop, darn Gallows runs forever and ever.
Thanks.
I had seen her a couple of times, but not recently, and I guess she still had our last text conversation in her phone (as a precaution, I delete any text convos with providers after I see them, but I don't block the numbers). I didn't remember the number right away, so I had to look it up, and I was pleasantly surprised to see who it was. I had seen her ads on RubMD before it shut down, and that was one of the few sites (fewer and fewer these days, it seems) I saw them on. I thought maybe things were starting to dry up for her since her options to place ads were narrowing, so maybe she's getting desperate to make some money and she was trying to drum up business from former clients. But I also wondered why she was texting me first; I thought that any provider knew enough to be discreet and not send unsolicited texts, or make phone calls, to former or current clients. From my limited experience with her, and from other reviews of her, she seems to be a little flaky sometimes, so maybe she didn't think about the consequences for someone if she texted them. I'd be willing to throw some business her way if I have a chance, since I enjoyed seeing her, but I also would be concerned that she would text again like that (I did text with her some when she reached out the other day, but I told her I wasn't sure when I'd be able to come see her).
One of her ads, if anyone wonders who I'm talking about:
[URL]https://callescort.org/703-996-6124[/URL]
[QUOTE=Navihawk;6412967]I had seen her a couple of times, but not recently, and I guess she still had our last text conversation in her phone (as a precaution, I delete any text convos with providers after I see them, but I don't block the numbers). I didn't remember the number right away, so I had to look it up, and I was pleasantly surprised to see who it was. I had seen her ads on RubMD before it shut down, and that was one of the few sites (fewer and fewer these days, it seems) I saw them on. I thought maybe things were starting to dry up for her since her options to place ads were narrowing, so maybe she's getting desperate to make some money and she was trying to drum up business from former clients. But I also wondered why she was texting me first; I thought that any provider knew enough to be discreet and not send unsolicited texts, or make phone calls, to former or current clients. From my limited experience with her, and from other reviews of her, she seems to be a little flaky sometimes, so maybe she didn't think about the consequences for someone if she texted them. I'd be willing to throw some business her way if I have a chance, since I enjoyed seeing her, but I also would be concerned that she would text again like that (I did text with her some when she reached out the other day, but I told her I wasn't sure when I'd be able to come see her).
One of her ads, if anyone wonders who I'm talking about:
[URL]https://callescort.org/703-996-6124[/URL][/QUOTE]Normally when you get texts from providers out of the blue they are hurting for business and trying to make some quick cash from the list of suckers on their phone. Like fishing you throw out a bunch of texts like a line into the water and see if anyone bites.
Used to see Sophie quite a bit but it was years ago. Never had a bad time but I could tell she was putting on weight and getting up there in age. Found better Thais out there.
Anyone try her? Her rates are great. I'm booked for this week.
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/edatherapistdmv/[/URL]
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6407222]Of all the Thai independents I've seen in my tenure. One girl stood above the rest when it came to the massage.
That girl was Manee.
Manee was unmatched in skill. AND service.
Those of you who know about the misfortune that befell her know what a blow to the monger commmuntiy it was.
Well in my evergoing search for new adventures, I caught a familiar face in one of the Google ads for Thai Massage House. It was none other than Manee. Tho she goes by Darrin now. But she works 2 days a week at this location so needless to say I was more than willing to make an appointment in an attempt to rekindle a relationship.
It was a pipe dream to get the kind of service at this legit spa that she used to give working independently but I was still beyond grateful to get her skilled hands for a 90 minute authentic Thai massage complete with stretching of sore muscles and seeing her beautiful smile again. Wasn't the ending I was hoping for but honestly was warming to see her in good spirits after what happened to her.
I don't think she's going to return to the golden age but figured I would share my experience anyway. If you were a fan of manee and are in need of a legit massage. Ask for Darrin. Treat her with respect and kindness. She certainly deserves it.
Were already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.[/QUOTE]I only saw Manee once. A real Angel. Not long after while visiting Thai Luna who knew Manee Luna told me what happened and that she had subsequently gone to work at a legitimate Thai Spa. Another of my favs who I saw many times, Zaza also left the sensuous side and went legit. I've thought about making an appointment to see her but never pulled the trigger. Not sure if she would appreciate a visit or not.
[QUOTE=Rhinopole;6407340]Drowned,
I remember Manee well. Your description of her is accurate. She was skilled, sensuous, and a sweet nice woman. I'm glad to hear she seems to have overcome what she went through.
Rhino.[/QUOTE]My understanding is that the guy was arrested and prosecuted. Found an article about it once but been quite a few years ago now.
[QUOTE=Navihawk;6412967]I had seen her a couple of times, but not recently, and I guess she still had our last text conversation in her phone (as a precaution, I delete any text convos with providers after I see them, but I don't block the numbers). I didn't remember the number right away, so I had to look it up, and I was pleasantly surprised to see who it was. I had seen her ads on RubMD before it shut down, and that was one of the few sites (fewer and fewer these days, it seems) I saw them on. I thought maybe things were starting to dry up for her since her options to place ads were narrowing, so maybe she's getting desperate to make some money and she was trying to drum up business from former clients. But I also wondered why she was texting me first; I thought that any provider knew enough to be discreet and not send unsolicited texts, or make phone calls, to former or current clients. From my limited experience with her, and from other reviews of her, she seems to be a little flaky sometimes, so maybe she didn't think about the consequences for someone if she texted them. I'd be willing to throw some business her way if I have a chance, since I enjoyed seeing her, but I also would be concerned that she would text again like that (I did text with her some when she reached out the other day, but I told her I wasn't sure when I'd be able to come see her).
One of her ads, if anyone wonders who I'm talking about:
[URL]https://callescort.org/703-996-6124[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw Sophie once several years ago. If my memory serves me correctly, I made the appointment with her and headed out her way. When I was either nearby or there, she texted me and asked for a postponement. We finally met up later the same day. There was some upsell for service which should have been standard at her basic rate. Sophie didn't impress me enough to schedule a return visit. The burner phone I was using at the time has long since died, so any messages will go to whomever has my old monger phone number.
As I said over the weekend concerning another provider, Sophie needs to improve her service if she wants more business. I believe another monger recently wrote of experiencing a delay similar to mine in his review, so she can start by working on her punctuality.
[QUOTE=TomMcAn;6413259]I saw Sophie once several years ago. If my memory serves me correctly, I made the appointment with her and headed out her way. When I was either nearby or there, she texted me and asked for a postponement. We finally met up later the same day. There was some upsell for service which should have been standard at her basic rate. Sophie didn't impress me enough to schedule a return visit. The burner phone I was using at the time has long since died, so any messages will go to whomever has my old monger phone number.
As I said over the weekend concerning another provider, Sophie needs to improve her service if she wants more business. I believe another monger recently wrote of experiencing a delay similar to mine in his review, so she can start by working on her punctuality.[/QUOTE]My personal experiences with Sophie have ranged from very good to excellent IMHO. She offered a four hands two mouth and two pussy experience that was very good although she did not provide the simultaneous BBBJ I requested (this remains an allusive dream). I now go to her for her version of Nuru FS. True Nuru has limited availability and I like hers the best, although some expressed it is a little rough (LOL), she has never been late with me. Like many of you, I dream only on a burner and I sometimes tell providers to text availability and specials. YMMV.
Did a return visit to pine tree because for the most part younger ladies working that dress sexy. But no guarantee what you will get. For my time and area works well for me for FS. Greeted by "ruby". Younger AMP gal that's hard to really guess the age. Certain angles and lighting she goes from 25 to 39 and I don't know where she is. She was nice with average simple English. Gave me a nice back rub before that flip and I notice with her short dress she wasn't wearing underwear, not shaved, but not rain forest.
Left the room so many times for the phone or door, but was very apologetic about it. Kinda annoying, but nothing we can do. She left room and asked that I lay out my tip for her. I left $140.
And lay back down. She did count the money and stripped down. Started with a BJ, but I talked her into a bbj which was actually pretty nice, until she put this awful red condiment on me, that was so damn tight, that I actually didn't really enjoy the sex. Went from CG to missionary with her legs up high and pounded her and she got incredibly wet. I pulled out and asked to finish on her. I said can I cum on your vagina outside and she said yes! So exploded one of my largest loads in a long time all over her vagina opening, I might has well cum deep into her. It was an accident and she wasn't mad about it. She cleaned up and I left. Few things to add. That post nut clarity almost ruins this hoppy. Like WTF am I doing wasting so much money for some I can do free.
I did see uncle LEO waiting and the parking lot on my first initial visit and kept on driving and came back later. Not sure if he was working or on break. But alway be careful my gentle monger brother and never admit anything they can't prove.
[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;6410147]My dad is an avid golfer. One of his go to sayings is "The back 9 can be a cruel b!tch. You've got to lock in, maintain focus and finish strong". If I had a dime for every time I've heard that line I could, well, I could buy a 98 Camry or something. Truth is I haven't heard it enough to buy an Eastern European country or anything ludicrous but I've heard it a lot. The line definitely rang out in my head as I continued on my journey to catch up with the full-bosomed flora of the Frankie Digitola Hall of Fame and my test of the limitations of the Holy Grail. The HOF Back Nine reside in their secondary tier, not because they're not good providers with big teddies. It's because there is a little something about them that causes the Top 5 to edge them out. Speaking of Eastern Europe and edging, let's pick up at Day 6 and a new inductee.
Day 6: Marianna Luba in Silver Spring. Shortly before my hiatus, a brah sent me a DM telling me I should pay a visit to a provider in Silver Spring named Marianna. I do so, had a blast and visited about three more times before my break started. Those familiar with the HOF may recall that it was home to two BBW inductees. There was Sophie in Arlington and The Diesel at Spirit Wellness. Since Spirit Wellness is more legit than Massage Envy now and the parlor in Arlington has changed hands more times than a pile of Monopoly money, both of them are gone and Marianna is the HOF's new BBW representation.
Frankie.[/QUOTE]Frankie! Long time. Welcome back. I saw Marianna a few years back and wish I could get to that side of the Beltway more often. She's fun and the teddies are first rate. Nice price and nice experience.
[QUOTE=TomMcAn;6413259]I saw Sophie once several years ago. If my memory serves me correctly, I made the appointment with her and headed out her way. When I was either nearby or there, she texted me and asked for a postponement. We finally met up later the same day. There was some upsell for service which should have been standard at her basic rate. Sophie didn't impress me enough to schedule a return visit. The burner phone I was using at the time has long since died, so any messages will go to whomever has my old monger phone number.
As I said over the weekend concerning another provider, Sophie needs to improve her service if she wants more business. I believe another monger recently wrote of experiencing a delay similar to mine in his review, so she can start by working on her punctuality.[/QUOTE]Sofie is not only a pita to schedule successfully she's a flake and the photos do not accurately reflect her current poundage. I will not even attempt any encore performances. She needs to dramatically up her game and skip some snacks.
Tried this weird AMP for the first time today after another monger informed me that the owner sometimes brings in young fresh meat from NY that will do BBFS.
The reason I say weird is that the front door is open and you walk down stairs to the basement where you find a big open room with curtains everywhere. Was met by a slim Chinese woman with the face of an 18 yo and the voice of a 13 yo. Her name was Abby and she assured me no one else was there before leading me to a curtained room. I gave her .5 for a HHR and when she asked what I wanted I just said "you". She said if I wanted sex (all covered) it was $1.6 but I countered with $.2 and we settled with $.4. She asked me to leave the tip in the table Escort style.
She went upstairs to lock the door and returned with a condom and then stripped. She speaks perfect English and told me she just came down Sunday from NY where she has lived for 13 years with her son. She also tells me that she is 39 but doesn't look that old naked. CBJ was long / slow and the visuals were superb with DT and eye contact. DATY was enjoyable for me but she said she was sensitive so asked me to go easy. She has one of those classic Asian pussies with no hair and no hamburger lips that is fun to look at, fun to eat, and fun to fuck. CFS was great but I didn't get past mish and standing mish before I blew.
The best part was chatting afterwards. We had a down to earth honest convo about everything from why men go to AMPs, why she really works there, life in NY, how fucked up China is, saving for her kids collage, married men, American women, and dick size.
At $. 9 total not really a value, but it was fun having an intelligent conversation after fucking a nice Chinese girl and not needing Google Translator.