Massage Parlor Reports

Healthy Life at Brookhurst and McFadden has two shops with a noodle joint in between. On the right is foot massage style in public setting. On the left is full body massage in private rooms. After a few sessions of foot massage, mamasan suggested trying next door. Young girls, wink wink. So I did try, two different girls, with the same result. No extras whatsoever. Not the least bit surprising, as the girls all wear jeans and a white smock. But they do give an excellent massage for a good price, although they did raise the prices post covid, like most shops. Clean shop, good massages (try Judy), good prices, but when I get naked my little head starts making decisions for me and says WTF did you come here if there's no HE! Old lady, young hottie, fat girl, doesn't matter, just oil me up and rub one out already.

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5233370]Healthy Life at Brookhurst and McFadden has two shops with a noodle joint in between. On the right is foot massage style in public setting. On the left is full body massage in private rooms. After a few sessions of foot massage, mamasan suggested trying next door. Young girls, wink wink. So I did try, two different girls, with the same result. No extras whatsoever. Not the least bit surprising, as the girls all wear jeans and a white smock. But they do give an excellent massage for a good price, although they did raise the prices post covid, like most shops. Clean shop, good massages (try Judy), good prices, but when I get naked my little head starts making decisions for me and says WTF did you come here if there's no HE! Old lady, young hottie, fat girl, doesn't matter, just oil me up and rub one out already.[/QUOTE]You could have went across the street to have your 🦆 duck sucked yes.

What are you paying these days? It seems like they all want $50 for HJ, and $150 to $200 for CFS. What about BBFS and Greek? Avoid LJ Body Care Center in Laguna Hills. And older woman there wanted $100 for a rushed HJ.

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[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5233370]Healthy Life at Brookhurst and McFadden has two shops with a noodle joint in between. On the right is foot massage style in public setting. On the left is full body massage in private rooms. After a few sessions of foot massage, mamasan suggested trying next door. Young girls, wink wink. So I did try, two different girls, with the same result. No extras whatsoever. Not the least bit surprising, as the girls all wear jeans and a white smock. But they do give an excellent massage for a good price, although they did raise the prices post covid, like most shops. Clean shop, good massages (try Judy), good prices, but when I get naked my little head starts making decisions for me and says WTF did you come here if there's no HE! Old lady, young hottie, fat girl, doesn't matter, just oil me up and rub one out already.[/QUOTE]How much did you pay at each of the healthy life locations?

Keep this basic and short! So I venture out the IE over to the city of Orange like 4 parlors within 2 minutes of each other petite spa, marmosa spa, and another one tucked in the corner by the 57 fwy.

My provider was Linda a pretty mid 30's Chinese lady I think.

Been here before and had her. She must have some of the softest hands ever! That's how I remembered to come her first. 40 hhr and 45 for tip! HJ.

The usual massage for 10 minutes which was actually pretty good lots of oil. On the flip massages inner thigh brushes the boys down low then ask if you want, then off 2 the races!

Don't know if anything else can be had, don't know if I want anything else either LOL. She works Monday and Tuesday Linda is the name. Her HJ is pretty damn good especially with the soft hands!

[QUOTE=Widespread;5234171]How much did you pay at each of the healthy life locations?[/QUOTE]Prices per hour went up to 20 for foot and 40 for body. As a bonus they now offer hot stone for no extra charge.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5233810]You could have went across the street to have your 🦆 duck sucked yes.[/QUOTE]You are certainly correct, and I've been there. However with a body as old and beat up as mine I really need weekly massage (yes a real massage) just to stay off pain meds. That's why I search for at least a B grade massage to go along with my HE (like Bamboo or True Health). And if I strike out and go home with blue balls, at least I got the kinks rubbed out of my back!

[QUOTE=HoDownMan2;5231600]Baily is no longer there neither are the other starts Emily and Din Din. They have been messaging me with 3 other girls Kelly, Tina and the other I forgot. Anyone try and of the new line up?[/QUOTE]Bailey is indeed back in the 6* lineup, confirmed today by their boss via text message w / photo. Might be worth a visit again. Their staff, like many other joints, have inflated prices and deprecated service to the point I'm no longer interested in them. There are still reasonable providers with sensible expectations for the services offered. Lately Top 10 has been excellent.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5233810]You could have went across the street to have your 🦆 duck sucked yes.[/QUOTE]I tried out part of Slammer's line up and had some good games.

Lisa at Angel, older Asian gal.

Looks arent there above the neck, best described as an older asian Elvira but a 6. Below the neck, it's milfy to gilfy with A natural. Soft and clean for the goods down below.

Attitude 9. Total sweetheart.

Service was great, 8. I'll leave it vague for you to test out.

E 40 for the hr. Usual tip.

Are Repeat? Pretty sure I will. Recommend? No reason not to.

Bailey at 6 *.

L round face so so. Body milfy to gilfy with B natural.

A 7.

S 7 CBJ cfs.

E 40 hr + usual.

Are Repeat? No. Recommend? Only if you're in a pinch.

Thanks for the suggestions Slammer!

[QUOTE=Ranks9000;5226951]God speed.[/QUOTE]Looks like I won't be pitching till tomorrow's game they're going to hold me back till tomorrow. I said coach put me in the game today. He said wait till tomorrow and then will turn you loose.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5235696]Looks like I won't be pitching till tomorrow's game they're going to hold me back till tomorrow. I said coach put me in the game today. He said wait till tomorrow and then will turn you loose.[/QUOTE]The game will take place in either corona or Norco.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;5235282]I tried out part of Slammer's line up and had some good games.

Lisa at Angel, older Asian gal.

Looks arent there above the neck, best described as an older asian Elvira but a 6. Below the neck, it's milfy to gilfy with A natural. Soft and clean for the goods down below.

Attitude 9. Total sweetheart.

Service was great, 8. I'll leave it vague for you to test out.

E 40 for the hr. Usual tip.

Are Repeat? Pretty sure I will. Recommend? No reason not to.

Bailey at 6 *.

L round face so so. Body milfy to gilfy with B natural.

A 7.

S 7 CBJ cfs.

E 40 hr + usual.

Are Repeat? No. Recommend? Only if you're in a pinch.

Thanks for the suggestions Slammer![/QUOTE]Where can I find Lisa? She sounds like my type, I like them on the Gilfy side. Thanks.

Does anyone know if Honey Spa (now Aroma Spa, I guess?) got closed down? I saw their ****** feed was down and texted them. They said they were closed today but referred me to their sister parlors. That was Monday, ****** still down today. Anybody been by there or heard any word?

[QUOTE=GreenStream;5233816]What are you paying these days? It seems like they all want $50 for HJ, and $150 to $200 for CFS. What about BBFS and Greek? Avoid LJ Body Care Center in Laguna Hills. And older woman there wanted $100 for a rushed HJ.[/QUOTE]Cfs 120, nuru 120, HJ 50. Plus.