10 Days of Debauchery w / Frank Digitola Part 1
MUSIC CUE: Chorus of "Its Been a While" by Staind faintly plays in the background. End MUSIC CUE.
Sup brahs? Primarily due to hobby boredom and circumstances that needn't be discussed, I had to take a break from both posting and mongering. The stars however aligned recently and drove me to abandon my hiatus. The first star came in the form of recent back tightness I sustained from my powerbuilding exploits at the gym. The second is a two month orgasm drought brought on by a hectic work schedule and my ongoing commitment to No Fap. The third is Asphalt Brah saying this:
[QUOTE=Asphalt;6383024]Coco's breasts are a sight to behold. Imagine what Tara looked like when she was only 20 years old and you get the idea.[/QUOTE]I won't do shtick where I say I slid across my hood Dukes of Hazard style to race to Lily Spa to behold Coco's sights. I'm not doing that, not because I don't think the bit is funny, but rather because I dashed over to Lily Spa much more aggressively. Rewinding time we find ourselves a few weeks into my hell era at work. Prior to finding out Coco existed, I decided to hop back onto the Cum Holy Grail stack. For those of you who aren't familiar with my posts, I used to regularly take a supplement cocktail of L-Arginine, Zinc, Sunflower Lecithin, Lysine, and Pygeum. When stacked together these supplements can increase your semen volume. In my mind I decided that whenever I get a chance to pop again I wanted it to be thunderous. A delightful byproduct of my work-life imbalance is that I was given a bonus that was fatter than a body positivity model with hypothyroidism. I decide that not only will I visit Coco, but I'll check up on the entire Hall of Fame in daily succession and put the Holy Grail to the ultimate test.
Day 1: Coco at Lily Spa. Coco was my first visit, but she sits at number 4 in my new HOF rankings. I called ahead and scheduled an appointment. When I arrived I was greeted by the other masseuse and taken to the room. On the walk to the room the lady asks if I've been there before because she recognizes me. I tell her I have not. She asks how I knew about Coco. In my head my answer was that my Teddies Tingle was so strong that I felt her teddies in my hands before Asphalt clicked "Upload Report". Out loud however I told her I was referred by a friend.
Coco enters the room wearing denim shorts and a baggy tshirt. She is a plain yet attractive woman with a pleasant smile and long, luxurious, dark hair. There are subtle signs of age around her eyes and neck. That coupled with the few grays I spot in her hair place my age estimate at 40 something. We exchanged pleasantries, I tell her that she is beautiful, and she blushes. I hop on the table and receive a pretty good massage but nothing earth shattering. Coco is none the wiser to this because with every satisfaction check, I exaggerate and tell her things are fantastic. I am flipped.
Upon the flip Coco begins soft touch. I stare deep into her eyes, smile and she caresses my face. She smiles at me and offers four hand, which I decline and say "I'd never even look at the other lady. I only want you. " She smiles and let's out a giggle. Game time has arrived so I slide my hand up her shirt and grab a handful of thick, bra'd teddy. I ask to see her body and she removes her shirt and bra. Let's pause. So Asphalt said Coco reminded him of Tara. Coco does share Tara's bronze, tan complexion, areola shape and thick, chocolate brown nipples. I can agree with him from that standpoint. Tara however has a dense, thick, roundness to her teddies that Coco is missing. Her body has the soft milfy aesthetic of a woman who has had a kid or two within the last few years. Her breasts are full and pendulous. I encourage you to Google "Suki Ski scoreland happy seat". Suki Ski is a 5'6" or so chick. If one were to click on her right shoulder, hold Shift to constrain your proportions and then resize her to a 5'0" tall Asian chick, you'd have Coco.
After the teddies are released I gently fondle away. She begins a slow tugger. We lock eyes and she asks if I like. I tell her "I Love". She laughs and keeps stroking but picks up the pace. I am harder than a calculus class at Yale. Despite the drought and the fact that I'm having a fabulous time, the pop is nowhere to be found. After tugging me for ten minutes she potentially realizes that I haven't looked at her above the collarbone in quite some time. She then, unprompted, oils up her teddies, climbs between my legs, has me squeeze her teddies around junior and tells me to bang away. I obliged. While holding her teddies together I tickle her nipples with my pinky and ring fingers. She moans softly. After ten more minutes, I Holy Grail the absolute hell out of this woman and make her teddies look like the conveyor belt donuts at Krispy Kreme when the "Hot Now" sign is illuminated. 6 house 7 Coco without negotiations. I'll definitely be back.
Day 2: Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Kiko still reigns supreme for me. Her massage is the best in the area in my opinion and her breasts are phenomenal. They're big, voluminous, large areola and just flat out beautiful. No large eraser nipples but still wonderful. Teds and tugs was on the menu this day and my grail volume was comparable to my Day 1 pop. 6 house, 6 Kiko. The only bummer is that Tan (formerly #2 in my HOF) no longer works here as I had many a legendary four hand experience with she and Kiko.
Day 3: Tara. She's now back in my number 2 spot. I completely forgot how lackluster Tara's actual massage skills are. Her massage is comfortable, yet super mid. She occupies the spot of silver medalist solely on the strength of her flip fun. I've seen her a number of times over the years and have utilized every inch of her body for friction. Although catching up for a Frankie Digitola Teddies Hall of Fame update, post flip I ended up performing a Ted bang maneuver between her thick, oiled ass and shot a six rope grail shot onto her back. She runs my shower at the 45 minute mark of my appointment and joins me. I never deflated post pop and I'm harder than the final level of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out when I enter the shower. She soap tugs me as she lathers me up and I play with the teddies. She then Ted bangs me to another pop in the shower. I gave her a benji and 6 Lin Manuel Miranda's.
Day 4: Blue at RL Therapy in Laurel. "Laurel! You may ask. Yes. Laurel. Blue used to be at a spot called Silk Spa in Jessup but reconnaissance tells me she has transitioned to RL. I am in eager expectation of today's tryst. Google "busty buffy lucie wilde" and click the images tab. Blue looks like that from the neck down and her teddies feel like they're made out of chiffon cake and heaven. Unfortunately I was finessed. I called and set up an appointment with Blue but received the ole bait and switch gag by a woman who had implants that felt like two 8 balls under her skin. Also, if you hopped in a Delorean, went to the mid 80's, opened up a can of Mr. Pibb, left it and then returned to that spot in the modern day, you still wouldn't have a substance as flat as this woman's ass. She did however give me a decent massage and a sloppy BBBJ which lead to an above average pop. This pop however was not as intense as previous days. 8 house, 8 Fake Blue.
Day 5: Lily at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Lily is in her early 30's and is the most attractive woman in the HOF. She also unquestionably has the best body. In conversations we've discussed how she enjoys hitting the gym. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". The balcony photoshoot you see when you click the Images tab is what Lily's body looks like only with less booty. She is renowned for her Jedi tier ted banging, however during this particular visit I was too enamored by the sight of her body and opted to roam away in teddy drunkenness as she Hugh Jackman'd me to a finish. Today was the day I started to come back down to earth as my pop felt less abnormal. 7 house 7 Lily.
At this point in the experiment I've taken 4 complete W's and a 5th experience that was only moderately soured due to a lack of big teds. Not only did the stars of circumstance align to inspire this adventure, but the stars of the Frankie D HOF shone with bra busting brilliance in my quest to revitalize my connections with these buxom angels. The results of the second half of my quest is soon to come.
Frankie.
Thank you all for Maple Encouragement
Ventured into Maple's Nuru world. No FS, but worth the full body slide and slow HJ. Able to nurse a bit and some fingering. Easy scheduling and follow-up (10/10). She is cute (7/10) communicates well (6/10), nice fit body (8/10). Gave her massage, so got see POV and feel the smooth and tight fit. She has good massage skills. She said she is leaving next week. We spoke little bit about Bangkok. Took a shower to get rid of oil. No nuru gel, if you are into that like Sophie version of Nuru gel. Overall (8/10).
Stay safe and be wise.
