Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Devlin;5301044]It should have read - a popular attraction.[/QUOTE]It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.

Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.

Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.

Seriously all that coded dream stuff if unnecessary. It reminds me of when BP girls used to say roses instead of $. Girl calling it roses isn't going to protect you one bit.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5301854]It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.

Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.

Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5301854] Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.[/QUOTE]Hi,

Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.

Devlin, Out!

[QUOTE=GBaby32;5301565]Hey guys,

Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.[/QUOTE]She probably meant to the east. Marigold Massage is across from Lombard Toyota.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5301968]Hi,

Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.

Devlin, Out![/QUOTE]Places get shut down because the nail and massage spa has 40 dudes a day ringing the doorbell and not one one female client so the neighbors call the police. The police research the place and their ads are all of 20 year old asian girls with their tits out. Yes police, newspapers and providers read the posts but someone saying they paid $150 vs $. 5 for a BJ in a dream is not going to stop the police investigation. The codes assume every cop is too stupid to click the abbreviations link on this site and have only been in Chicago 15 minutes and can't figure out any of the stupid ways people try to getting around saying the AMPs real name.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5301854]It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.

Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.

Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.[/QUOTE]I was thinking of Lyons, IL.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5301968]Hi,

Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.

Devlin, Out![/QUOTE]You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?

"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".

"What did it say?

"Says he got a handy. ".

"Let's mobilize. ".

"Wait. Wait. ".

"What is it, Detective?

"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".

"So?

"We can't use it as evidence. ".

"Are you serious?

"The law is the law, kid. ".

Let's not forget that dozens of reviews are written on RM a day, explicitly stating the name of the parlor, its address, a picture of the front fucking door, telephone number, whether they have a table shower or not, the name of the provider, whether she has a Bush or is shaved, what size her tits are, what color her hair is, her age, her ethnicity, whether she gave a handy or not, fingered his ass, sucked his dick, fucked him, kissed him, and if she allowed him to feel her ass in the process.

There are spas on that site that have been there since long before I ever started hobbying, with pages and pages of explicit reviews, that have never been busted. What, do they spin a wheel to see which places get paid a visit? Is it just bad luck that some places like 7th Heaven on Ashland get busted multiple times?

No. The reality is that it takes some real world situation for them to begin conducting an investigation, almost always initiated by neighborhood complaints by over the hill housewives with nothing better to do than harass women who actually work for a living.

And the reality is that most of these providers who have been doing this long enough know how to spot a suspicious customer. It's why sometimes mongers walk out with nothing or they get asked to jerk themselves off first. The girls talk on wechat. They share their experiences.

Us writing legible reviews that don't need a decoder out of a fucking cracker jack box does absolutely fucking nothing.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;5301822]Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".

Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.

The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.[/QUOTE]I like that in the Chinese apartments I've visited they just take your money and just get naked and start jumping your bones. No discussions.

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[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5302385]You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?

"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".

"What did it say?

"Says he got a handy. ".

"Let's mobilize. ".

"Wait. Wait. ".

"What is it, Detective?

"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".

"So?

"We can't use it as evidence. ".

"Are you serious?

"The law is the law, kid. ".

Let's not forget that dozens of reviews are written on RM a day, explicitly stating the name of the parlor, its address, a picture of the front fucking door, telephone number, whether they have a table shower or not, the name of the provider, whether she has a Bush or is shaved, what size her tits are, what color her hair is, her age, her ethnicity, whether she gave a handy or not, fingered his ass, sucked his dick, fucked him, kissed him, and if she allowed him to feel her ass in the process.

There are spas on that site that have been there since long before I ever started hobbying, with pages and pages of explicit reviews, that have never been busted. What, do they spin a wheel to see which places get paid a visit? Is it just bad luck that some places like 7th Heaven on Ashland get busted multiple times?

No. The reality is that it takes some real world situation for them to begin conducting an investigation, almost always initiated by neighborhood complaints by over the hill housewives with nothing better to do than harass women who actually work for a living.

And the reality is that most of these providers who have been doing this long enough know how to spot a suspicious customer. It's why sometimes mongers walk out with nothing or they get asked to jerk themselves off first. The girls talk on wechat. They share their experiences.

Us writing legible reviews that don't need a decoder out of a fucking cracker jack box does absolutely fucking nothing.[/QUOTE]And I survived the Titanic.

Everything written on the forum is as valid as that. Hearsay is a dangerous drug.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5302481]"You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?"

Umm, yeah.

When I DREAMT that I spoke with Emily from S&* N**l, she was very upset because another monger showed her the reviews she and the business had received from this forum.

Google - Norridge Girls escort busts.

Devlin, Out![/QUOTE]Exactly, and that investigation would have never taken place if only everybody prefaced their explicit, detailed, and accurate reviews with "it was a dream".

Or at the very least say they paid in roses.

[QUOTE=Devlin;5302481]"You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?"

Umm, yeah.

When I DREAMT that I spoke with Emily from S&* N**l, she was very upset because another monger showed her the reviews she and the business had received from this forum.

Google - Norridge Girls escort busts.

Devlin always Dreamin'[/QUOTE]It's because they are already busy. Most of the few attractive massage providers in Chicago are up to their ears in customers. They don't want reviews. Also, SXL is on one of the busiest streets in Chicago. There are thousands of eyes on it every single day, right next to a bar and a gym, and all kinds of foot traffic. The authorities want these places out of sight. They want them in designated areas like Chinatown so as to not attract attention.

Norridge Girls was busted because the people running it were fucking idiots. Ask yourself why some agencies which have been around for nearly 10 years or longer have never had a problem.

Look if you want to write reviews in Klingon no one is stopping you. But your logic for doing so is absolutely ridiculous, nonsensical, and bordering on cultish.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;5301822]Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".

Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.

The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.[/QUOTE]Many cases I have read stated the house fee was considered payment for sex even though it didn't exceed the average fee of a heavenly massage. They don't need a winning case to arrest regardless. Most MPs and customers quickly plead out. LEO often break moral and legal rules to entrap their targets. Hard to be safe. But we must try our best anyway. AMPs way safer for us than Apartments IMHO.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5302385]You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?

"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".

"What did it say?

"Says he got a handy. ".

"Let's mobilize. ".

"Wait. Wait. ".

"What is it, Detective?

"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".

"So?

"We can't use it as evidence. ".

"Are you serious?.[/QUOTE]Rub Maps is the go to place for the Antis along with QiuttheGames. Why are they trying to push an industry into the streets again where it is vastly more dangerous for everyone that can never be eradicated or even constrained?

[QUOTE=TooFull;5301604]I think the lesson is to not go to hotels, unless there are reviews from other mongers. I've only been to a hotel once and it was nerve-racking. I was laying on the bed naked and the girl went into the bathroom. I then hear loud knocking on the door. I almost peed the bed. I thought the chick had texted law enforcement. It turned out, it was just housekeeping. She had forget to extend the room. Anyway, I learned my lesson.[/QUOTE]I think even apartments are better bets. AMPs are by far the most dependable and least likely to be a rip off or set up. I guess there is some thrill in danger for some. I can see that.