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Trying to see her this week. Anyone know if she's down for cip?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=CoolGuy818;5267152]Trying to see her this week. Anyone know if she's down for cip?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]No cip far as I know.

[QUOTE=KevinDotThrash;5266209][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JadeMichelle[/URL]

Ok there were some reviews in here on her but here's mine.

She's very nice, professional and easy to communicate with. She offers the usual but her prices are way too high IMO. 280 hhr.

Anyway, YMMV but wanted to give a fresh update on the crowd pleaser, JadeMichelle.[/QUOTE]I agree with your review. When I saw her two years ago, I thought her price of $200 HH + Tip was overpriced! LOL Unfortunately, it seems $280 HH is becoming a bargain at these crazy inflated prices going on at HX.

Saw her recently, easy to set up a meeting.

Photos from late 2020 to current photos are accurate. She is young cute girl with an amazing ass, She is a curvy BBW, if this is your thing you will not be disappointed. There was another girl in the room with her when I got there. But it was suite with a separate bedroom so not a big deal. I freshened up and off we went. The whole experience was super GFE. We started with LFK and the moved to DFK I started to undress her and explored her body. I was going to DATY / DATO but there was a bit of an smell down there so I passed on that. She had me lay on my back an proceeded to give me a BBBJ that was one of the best I have had in a long time. She knows what she is doing and it looks like she enjoys it. Or at least fakes very well that she enjoys it. We moved on to the main show an started with Mish then to Doggy and man the view of that amazing ass. We then went to CG and back to mish. We finished there while DFKing. She then got me a towel to clean up and I was on my way. Damage was $$ for 30 min. I will definitely repeat. I wish she had a 15 min BBBJ option.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Ruthless_Rain[/URL]

[QUOTE=PlutoKiller;5265551]It is easy to recognize members of this crew because the ad's always conclude with xoxo. European / Caucasian and Spanish is the code word for Latina. You are a true gentleman describing her appearance. I would call her borderline fat and a 5 in attractiveness. The TV was on and she was watching while I was fucking her. There is a reason why she can only charge sub 200 for the hh. And no bb, but not that I wanted to.[/QUOTE]A tad exaggeration?

I saw her about 8 months ago. She may have gained weight since then. At the time I saw her, no way I would I describe her fat. If there was a real definition of slim thick, this is her.

A 5? Geezes. I wouldn't call her a 10 but come on. Is this helping anyone?

[QUOTE=Markssmrk;5141605]Not to beat a dead horse, but here's an example.

This girl Joanaoates is using pics from Simone of QOD.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/9364[/URL]

Simone's QOD pics.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/QueenOfDenyle/125866/[/URL]

They just took a screen shot of simone's pic, cropped her face out, photoshopped out her tattoo and added the little emojis to make you think it could possibly be the girl you're seeing. Take note of the fake on the right. Blurry, face cropped out and over filtered, pics like that are typically fakes.[/QUOTE]Has anybody confirmed if Simone and JoannaOats girl are one of the same? I assumed Simone just went with another booker. Once QoD stopped promoting Simone, the JoannaOats account popped up. It may not be fake.

[QUOTE=PlutoKiller;5066522]Having lived in SE Asia for a couple of years, her very manly facial features triggered a lady boy alert in my brain. Just saying. MilaAllLove looks very similar and also very manly.[/QUOTE]BaileyBella is a 5 and Zerine looks like a man.

WTF?

I saw her at a party and she was quite wild, probably one of into and hottest ones there. I do agree she has a little bit of acne scars but pretty damn hot combination of T&A.

I guess given the things you didn't enjoy so much about Jade, any recs for someone that hits the mark a bit more? Always up for a new experience.

[QUOTE=KevinDotThrash;5266209][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JadeMichelle[/URL]

Ok there were some reviews in here on her but here's mine.

She's very nice, professional and easy to communicate with. She offers the usual but her prices are way too high IMO. 280 hhr.

Her body is decent, she's kink friendly and you can do nearly anything to her but her face has signs of plenty of wear and tear. She also uses coconut oil instead of lube which gives off a very pungent taste and smell.

I will say she gives a extremely impressive BBBJ. Lots of slurping and sloshing and sucking but the kind that actually makes your johnson feel incredible. It was a battle to not give up and explode in her mouth. Honestly, if she had reasonable rates I would use her mouth on some sort of consistent basis.

Overall, she's just not worth the cost of entry for me. I know this is some guys crm de la crm but for me she was just alright.

She is however nice to talk to, and she offered me some wine and invited me to some kink party. We had a very relaxing hang before and after that made the session slightly more enjoyable overall. I tend to like the ones who are sane and have at least an ounce of intelligence.

Anyway, YMMV but wanted to give a fresh update on the crowd pleaser, JadeMichelle.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Santooki;5268366]I saw her at a party and she was quite wild, probably one of into and hottest ones there. I do agree she has a little bit of acne scars but pretty damn hot combination of T&A.

I guess given the things you didn't enjoy so much about Jade, any recs for someone that hits the mark a bit more? Always up for a new experience.[/QUOTE]Yea, she is def sexy but I would think she's way hotter if her price was more reasonable. For that price point she should be above average as a provider, both in service and looks. Her service was decent and looks about the same.

Comparatively, I'm a regular with Zerine777 and Eviebaby. Zerine I have found to have a perfectly catered service for what I'm looking for and her price point is unmatched. Also, she is above average in my attractiveness scale. Evie has an incredible body, and her P is fantastic. That youth man. Her face is like a 5 1/2 out of 10 tho which is a bummer. Both are tricky because they are not always regular in my area but I guess that makes it somewhat more interesting as they are not ALWAYS available.

Lastly, Staci. Maxx is a solid option when you need something guaranteed, safe and consistent.

My GOAT provider so far is JazzminePearl. Retired tho.

[QUOTE=KevinDotThrash;5268781]Yea, she is def sexy but I would think she's way hotter if her price was more reasonable. For that price point she should be above average as a provider, both in service and looks. Her service was decent and looks about the same.

Comparatively, I'm a regular with Zerine777 and Eviebaby. Zerine I have found to have a perfectly catered service for what I'm looking for and her price point is unmatched. Also, she is above average in my attractiveness scale. Evie has an incredible body, and her P is fantastic. That youth man. Her face is like a 5 1/2 out of 10 tho which is a bummer. Both are tricky because they are not always regular in my area but I guess that makes it somewhat more interesting as they are not ALWAYS available.

Lastly, Staci. Maxx is a solid option when you need something guaranteed, safe and consistent.

My GOAT provider so far is JazzminePearl. Retired tho.[/QUOTE]Any of these girls and jade BBFS friendly?

[QUOTE=Rrod1114;5268303]A tad exaggeration?

I saw her about 8 months ago. She may have gained weight since then. At the time I saw her, no way I would I describe her fat. If there was a real definition of slim thick, this is her.

A 5? Geezes. I wouldn't call her a 10 but come on. Is this helping anyone?[/QUOTE]Last time I checked, a 5 is average. What is not helping anyone is rating her looks higher and the next guy booking her will be disappointed. Bailey looks like the typical short, overweight Latina you'd see at a Vallarta. But as always, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[QUOTE=CoolGuy818;5268821]Any of these girls and jade BBFS friendly?[/QUOTE]Not typically speaking. I've only gone bare with Zerine but we have had a lot of time together and I guess she's ok with me running up inside her raw. But I wouldn't bank on any of these girls allowing BBFS, especially not on the first or second meeting.

OH and to add to my previous list, Apple at Eco Massage in South Bay is one of the best providers I've ever been to. She's not on HX, and not sure if anyone here is into AMP's but I would definitely recommend her. Great GFE, great BBBJ. She takes on tons of chodes per day tho, so be aware.

Also the wait for her can be ridiculous on any given day. No appointments at Eco Massage.

Just saw Jasmine at QoD. She's new. Hot girl, pierced nipples. But not worth it imo. It could be that we didn't have good chemistry, but she wasn't into it at all. BBBJ was meh. She didn't even get more than the head in her mouth. No sucking. Lfk only. Sex was just ok. I could tell she really didn't enjoy it. I won't repeat.

Anyone have any info on Kity-K? Seems like a hot Latina MILF, but hard to tell without face pics. Was hoping someone has seen her before.

[QUOTE=Riptide123;5271457]Anyone have any info on Kity-K? Seems like a hot Latina MILF, but hard to tell without face pics. Was hoping someone has seen her before.[/QUOTE]She has been reviewed extensively here.

[QUOTE=Riptide123;5271457]Anyone have any info on Kity-K? Seems like a hot Latina MILF, but hard to tell without face pics. Was hoping someone has seen her before.[/QUOTE]If you've been around HX for a while and remember Ana-Brazil? That's her.

[QUOTE=CoolGuy818;5271421]Just saw Jasmine at QoD. She's new. Hot girl, pierced nipples. But not worth it imo. It could be that we didn't have good chemistry, but she wasn't into it at all. BBBJ was meh. She didn't even get more than the head in her mouth. No sucking. Lfk only. Sex was just ok. I could tell she really didn't enjoy it. I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Jasmine who? Link.

[QUOTE=CoolGuy818;5271421]Just saw Jasmine at QoD. She's new. Hot girl, pierced nipples. But not worth it imo. It could be that we didn't have good chemistry, but she wasn't into it at all. BBBJ was meh. She didn't even get more than the head in her mouth. No sucking. Lfk only. Sex was just ok. I could tell she really didn't enjoy it. I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Same Jasmine that was indie and does doubles with Pixie? I've never seen her but description sounds similar to her pics on Hx.

Anyone got the skinny?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/RyleeRebel[/URL]

[QUOTE=UltraCreamy;5271828]If you've been around HX for a while and remember Ana-Brazil? That's her.

Jasmine who? Link.[/QUOTE]Jasmine is at QoD. She's not on hx yet. Super new. Text the booker for the details.

[QUOTE=BobbyPeru69;5271944]Same Jasmine that was indie and does doubles with Pixie? I've never seen her but description sounds similar to her pics on Hx.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure.

[QUOTE=Riptide123;5271457]Anyone have any info on Kity-K? Seems like a hot Latina MILF, but hard to tell without face pics. Was hoping someone has seen her before.[/QUOTE]I've asked her network about her services several times. The general consensus from the feedback is that she's not very passionate, and is "mechanical".

Yo!

Assuming this is right for this thread. Here goes.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Angelababy[/URL]

Just tried Lena. Also, this is my first asian girl agency. Not sure if that is PC or not but you get what I mean.

What took me so long!

Lena was fantastic. Def NOT the pics in the profile but come on, who really thought that would be her, there are several different girls posted there lmao.

She is def petit, very sensual, loves loves loves DFK. Some would say too much. Those "some's would not be me tho.

I opted in for the preshower, just because, why not! I lather up her P really well and got it nice and prepared for a tongue lashing. And, a lashing it received.

After I gave her a good glaze she took me and gave me a raw camel slide, which she also let me slip inside of her raw, and I got a good distance in before she pulled me out and gave me a very cute finger wagging, "no. ".

She has amazing BBBJ skills. After she slipped the condom on me, I took her in all of my favorite positions, with zero protest. She took it all very well. I ended in my classic, missionary with a pillow under for a huge eruption.

She has a comically tiny vagina. Like her lips, opening are so small but the real bummer was she's also shallow. So if you are on the bigger side, not ideal for real pounding, you will be hitting her cervix repeatedly. Some may be into that tho, those "some's would not be me. I guess that's the benefit with these cornfed american girls with black hole depth P*ssys.

Anyway, I would repeat because the service, location, booker, all was particularly great. And the price was 180 for hhr. Steal.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=KevinDotThrash;5272274]Yo!

Assuming this is right for this thread. Here goes.[/QUOTE]They're on Hx, so definitely the right place. Thanks for the review, I was eyeing this group for an appointment this week. How much for an hour?

[QUOTE=HookerHunter;5272045]Anyone got the skinny?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/RyleeRebel[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes Menu:

DATY, DFK, LFK, FIV, AR, FOV, CBJ.

No Menu:

CIM, COF, GREEK.

RATES:

Dirty Thirty - 30 min $400.

Hardcore Hour - 60 min $700.

Amorous Affair - 90 min $1100.

Secret Mistress - 2 hours $1400.

Delectable Dessert - 3 hours $2000.

Raunchy Romance - 4 hours $3000.

Filthy Fantasy - 6 hours $5200.

Sensual Sleepover - 7 hours $6000.

She has extras that come at considerable up charge. Pass for me!

[QUOTE=Eponymously;5272337]They're on Hx, so definitely the right place. Thanks for the review, I was eyeing this group for an appointment this week. How much for an hour?[/QUOTE]Ok let us know how your session turns out.

Donation:

180 HHR.

220/45 mins.

260/ HR.

300/ HR 2 POPS.

EXTRA CIM 60.

One more pop 60.

OUTCALL FROM 600/2 hrs.

Available near area.

Has anyone seen her recently, some past reports here say she is kinda crazy because she drinks a lot, is she good now?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MsTurner[/URL]

Anyone got any info on Nicoleblu? Only has 3 network and all came on the same day back in October, which seems sus.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Nicoleblu[/URL]

Talk about platinum pussy syndrome.

[QUOTE=Juice1;5272758]Yes Menu:

DATY, DFK, LFK, FIV, AR, FOV, CBJ.

No Menu:

CIM, COF, GREEK.

RATES:

Dirty Thirty - 30 min $400.

Hardcore Hour - 60 min $700.

Amorous Affair - 90 min $1100.

Secret Mistress - 2 hours $1400.

Delectable Dessert - 3 hours $2000.

Raunchy Romance - 4 hours $3000.

Filthy Fantasy - 6 hours $5200.

Sensual Sleepover - 7 hours $6000.

She has extras that come at considerable up charge. Pass for me![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HookerHunter;5273301]Talk about platinum pussy syndrome.[/QUOTE]She's barely a 4 on the decile scale, and looks very worn down. You can get a fresh beautiful young girl with no limits on SA for much less.

Any recs for girls into pegging? My ATF got married and retired haha.

Just found this place, so I figured I'd contribute what I know! Some of these are a couple years old but figure it's worth the info.

Applebottom69 - Seen her with Giada multiple times, they're both absolute freaks.

BlondeNbusty. Not the girl in the photos. MILFy type, a little heavier but still pretty hot. CIM, BBBJ.

Oblina. Seen her twice, first time left me hanging outside for like 30-40 minutes. Pussy smelled so didn't go near it but holy hell, best BBBJ I've ever had, sucked the soul of of me. 2nd time was doubles with a MILF friend I didn't get the name of, left me hanging outside for a while, then another hour+ inside cause of one of the other girls in the house was strung out and wouldn't leave or something. Chatted with the D-list celeb partying with the other chick LOL. Finally got down to it and was ok, she just talks too much. Wish I'd gotten the MILF's name she was amazing.

Ladystar2017 - Kinda busted hippy chick MILF, but she's really sweet and VERY kinky if you're into that. Brought her friend as a surprise last time and didn't watch the clock at all, ran like a 3 hour debauchery haha.

Maddie. Sin. Nice apartment, it's gated so had to wait for her to buzz me in and then come down and get me which I didn't love. I'm very into tats and PAWGS, so her body is fucking perfect. Didn't seem super enthusiastic, and it was either LFK or none I can't remember. Not a time watcher but did feel a little pressured to get up and go.

RandyRedd. Not proud of this one haha, Old, strung out, super bad fake tits and little to no effort put in on her part. COT and left asap.

Selma Sins. Saw her with a friend, can't remember her name. Friend was way more fun, Selma let her do everything and just blew me. Also kind of jerked me around on on wether to come to them or come to a hotel or whatever.

Alex Tanner. Super lame lay, not into it at all, wanted directions for everything, then started messaging me afterwards asking for rides and $$ Gorgeous fucking body though this was a couple years ago.

[QUOTE=Eponymously;5272337]They're on Hx, so definitely the right place. Thanks for the review, I was eyeing this group for an appointment this week. How much for an hour?[/QUOTE]Saw Lena, pleasant surprise. She's pretty standard-issue Asian spinner w / cute small tits and ass, could be anywhere in 30's-40's (I'm really bad with ages). The highlight is very GFE oriented service, she will DFK until you tap out. Also for people familiar with the k-girl standard routine, there's a pre / post shower offered but not required: I know some of the frequent K-girl love to complain that a provider unfairly forces them to take 5 whole minutes to wash their smelly ass out, so if you're one of those people then you're in luck. Overall I had a great time. I'm posting this Thursday but I think Lena is only advertised to go through Friday, not sure if / when she will be back working.

One other thing did annoy me, the Hx ad is listed in Pasadena but the apartment building they're in is way down on the south side of Rosemead. I was really hoping they would end up being closer to me but they're actually almost exactly the same distance away as K-town, LOL. C'est la vie.

Is She BBFS by any chance?

[QUOTE=Rubadubdubone;5273631]Just found this place, so I figured I'd contribute what I know! Some of these are a couple years old but figure it's worth the info.

Applebottom69 - Seen her with Giada multiple times, they're both absolute freaks.

BlondeNbusty. Not the girl in the photos. MILFy type, a little heavier but still pretty hot. CIM, BBBJ.

Oblina. Seen her twice, first time left me hanging outside for like 30-40 minutes. Pussy smelled so didn't go near it but holy hell, best BBBJ I've ever had, sucked the soul of of me. 2nd time was doubles with a MILF friend I didn't get the name of, left me hanging outside for a while, then another hour+ inside cause of one of the other girls in the house was strung out and wouldn't leave or something. Chatted with the D-list celeb partying with the other chick LOL. Finally got down to it and was ok, she just talks too much. Wish I'd gotten the MILF's name she was amazing.

Ladystar2017 - Kinda busted hippy chick MILF, but she's really sweet and VERY kinky if you're into that. Brought her friend as a surprise last time and didn't watch the clock at all, ran like a 3 hour debauchery haha.

Maddie. Sin. Nice apartment, it's gated so had to wait for her to buzz me in and then come down and get me which I didn't love. I'm very into tats and PAWGS, so her body is fucking perfect. Didn't seem super enthusiastic, and it was either LFK or none I can't remember. Not a time watcher but did feel a little pressured to get up and go.

RandyRedd. Not proud of this one haha, Old, strung out, super bad fake tits and little to no effort put in on her part. COT and left asap.

Selma Sins. Saw her with a friend, can't remember her name. Friend was way more fun, Selma let her do everything and just blew me. Also kind of jerked me around on on wether to come to them or come to a hotel or whatever.

Alex Tanner. Super lame lay, not into it at all, wanted directions for everything, then started messaging me afterwards asking for rides and $$ Gorgeous fucking body though this was a couple years ago.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LexShaun14;5273169]Anyone got any info on Nicoleblu? Only has 3 network and all came on the same day back in October, which seems sus.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Nicoleblu[/URL][/QUOTE]No idea, but if you see her please report back. She's cute as hell.

[QUOTE=HookerHunter;5274115]Is She BBFS by any chance?[/QUOTE]Never tried but I'd guess not, she's got a big spiel about being safe and covered if you contact her. Maybe once you're a regular.

[QUOTE=HookerHunter;5274115]Is She BBFS by any chance?[/QUOTE]Ladystar is not BBFS. She is kinda wacko if you don't follow her commands.

Also, she is big on "no" fiv and than insert into fia or "no" licking her twat and than licking her butthole for cross contamination.

She is a hippy chick but she gets really wild into sex if you can daty her or pound her many many minutes.

I saw her many times and the last one while in mish she was hugging me while I pounded away. She was digging her nails into my back and it effing left me with scratches and deep scratches.

[QUOTE=Rubadubdubone;5273631]Just found this place, so I figured I'd contribute what I know! Some of these are a couple years old but figure it's worth the info.

Applebottom69 - Seen her with Giada multiple times, they're both absolute freaks.

BlondeNbusty. Not the girl in the photos. MILFy type, a little heavier but still pretty hot. CIM, BBBJ.

Oblina. Seen her twice, first time left me hanging outside for like 30-40 minutes. Pussy smelled so didn't go near it but holy hell, best BBBJ I've ever had, sucked the soul of of me. 2nd time was doubles with a MILF friend I didn't get the name of, left me hanging outside for a while, then another hour+ inside cause of one of the other girls in the house was strung out and wouldn't leave or something. Chatted with the D-list celeb partying with the other chick LOL. Finally got down to it and was ok, she just talks too much. Wish I'd gotten the MILF's name she was amazing.

Ladystar2017 - Kinda busted hippy chick MILF, but she's really sweet and VERY kinky if you're into that. Brought her friend as a surprise last time and didn't watch the clock at all, ran like a 3 hour debauchery haha.

Maddie. Sin. Nice apartment, it's gated so had to wait for her to buzz me in and then come down and get me which I didn't love. I'm very into tats and PAWGS, so her body is fucking perfect. Didn't seem super enthusiastic, and it was either LFK or none I can't remember. Not a time watcher but did feel a little pressured to get up and go.

RandyRedd. Not proud of this one haha, Old, strung out, super bad fake tits and little to no effort put in on her part. COT and left asap.

Selma Sins. Saw her with a friend, can't remember her name. Friend was way more fun, Selma let her do everything and just blew me. Also kind of jerked me around on on wether to come to them or come to a hotel or whatever.

Alex Tanner. Super lame lay, not into it at all, wanted directions for everything, then started messaging me afterwards asking for rides and $$ Gorgeous fucking body though this was a couple years ago.[/QUOTE]Selma Sins is waste of time. She is heavier in person, sagging tits, squishy tummy and face a very round!

Follow her snapchat you'll see.

Came to my town a few weeks ago. Upon arrival at an apt. Complex I got horrible directions and a 45 min. Run around. When I was finally face to face I could smell her nasty ass from 6 feet away. As the watched the fat giggle under her stretch clothing. I bailed immediately and was rewared with a red ding. She is as filthy and nasty as they come. [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MsTurner[/URL].

Anyone seen Miss. Vixen?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Miss.Vixen[/URL]

[QUOTE=UltraCreamy;5263728]Hahahaha. Wants 800/ hr for NON-GFE and NO Greek. She had the nerve to say her rate was so high because of how amazing she is.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/THEESUNSHINE4U[/URL][/QUOTE]She's cute, but fake implanted tits and a fake "surgically enhanced" ass does not make you worth that kinda scratch. If natural. Maybe. Nahhh, Still not worth that kinda money. Hope not too many guys fall for that bs.