Massage Parlor Reports

So I know everything about my request will send up red flags. No reviews from me just a random person asking for some direction. All I can say is I used to have an account on this site under my same user name a few years ago but it got deleted a while back as I got a new job and stopped traveling. As a result my mongering days slowed way down and I no longer had tales to tell. Now I am back on the road and I am looking for a place that offers more that just a HE. I prefer AMPs or even AAMPS because they are less likely to be scams or LE. I have seen a few escorts over the years but they were never the person in the ad and they were always take the money and run. If anyone would be willing to point me to a place that can help me out I promise I will write a review about my adventures. If not thanks for reading my post.

[blue]Nothing about what you posted makes sense and I think maybe you hijacked this account. We don't "delete" accounts and this account isn't new, it was created in December of 2016.

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Can one of you point me to a medical massage that will take insurance, but also offer at least a happy ending? Not sure if it even exists, but at least I can try PM me if you like. Thanks for your help!

Recently spent some time at panacea with kelly. I have seen four other girls there and kelly is by far the best so far. Keeping in mind I have not been able to schedule with tasha. She is easy on the eyes average to slim build with a nice gun rack. Massage was good with a nice pressure and little teasing. The flip was great as well with more light touch at first and not rushed. She knows what she is doing has a great attitude and makes you feel comfortable. Didn't seem like a clock watcher. Dmg was 60/60 hr. Definitely will repeat treat her right guys.

[QUOTE=White300;3837802]Can one of you point me to a medical massage that will take insurance, but also offer at least a happy ending? Not sure if it even exists, but at least I can try PM me if you like. Thanks for your help![/QUOTE]Try this one, TNC massage on Plainfield and of 5 Mile, in the business plaza, drive around back in the lower level. She does mostly insurance-paid massages, as such if you had to pay yourself then you would notice her hourly rate is higher than most places, most people don't tip if insurance is paying so I think she incorporates that into her rates, but for a HE you would need to add some. Her massage style is more acupressure, pokes around a lot, pushing into the muscle groups. You might need to tell her how you want her to perform. You may also have to let her know you want a HE. She may well stay in the room as you undress.

[URL]https://www.yellowpages.com/grand-rapids-mi/mip/tnc-massage-therapy-5633185?lid=5633185[/URL]

Saw Mia back in April during the dark days before we were back up and running here. Went in for a half hour apt. Placed smelled like weed pretty bad (not that I mind). She told me her boss was gone out of the country and the girls were all left in charge. When we walked into the room I asked about getting comfortable and after we talked about a few places I have visited she started getting down to money.

I am a pretty generous tipper if the service is good, but she wanted 80 bucks for topless and over 100 for full nude. I said that was more than what I was going to spend and then after about 10 minutes of a poor massage she started trying to work the price down on me. We settled on 60 for HE with underwear still on.

The HE was excellent and once she started getting those boobs into the massage it was fairly enjoyable, but the start to everything put a bad taste in my mouth. I can see how some enjoy her but I won't repeat. YMMV.

I guess I'm just going to have to stick with Tasha at Pannacea. Stay safe out there!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3798957]Had a recent massage interrupted 3 times on 1 hour appointment! Once before the flip and twice after the flip, while my cock was in her hand, nearing explosion point! Unacceptable! Now before anyone jumps to Cathy's or Lauren's defense, let me say I go to this place 40 plus times a year for over 6 years. Started back when they were called SU Massage and Lauren went by the name Tina. This isn't the first time I've had problems there. But it's the last.

Cathy and her husband own the place. It is not owned by an "Uncle". There is no Uncle. They will deny it, but both these ladies are married, with K*&s. Their 76th Street location is closing this month, so Cathy is trying to rack, stack and overlap as many customers as possible, to recoup lost revenue and leaves Lauren to deal with angry customers. She had 1 monger waiting for close to 20 in the room next to me. He got dressed and left. Lauren is sweet and does a good job, but it's just an over the counter roaming, AMP HJ only establishment and not worth the hassle anymore! This is my experienced opinion. It's not BS.

This place is no longer NJ approved![/QUOTE]My Fellow Mongers always remember that Cash is King! A very powerful King. Case in point:

I haven't been to (Y) Body Relax since I posted the above review. Well my Hobby Phone has been blowing up with texts and calls from both these ladies! "When you coming back handsome man? We miss you very bad" "You our favorite friend" "We love you special". And my favorite call, with both ladies on speaker phone "You know you the only customer we kiss and cook food for and let squeeze our body because you special man!" HaHa, yeah right. **eyeroll**eyeroll**eyeroll*.

Yet when I explain why I quit coming in, they claim it never happened and if I come back they'll treat me "extra extra special". Sounds great, but I'm not going back. Plenty of other fish / MPs in the water!

NJ.

I work near Celebration Cinema on the Beltline, by the highway-- are there any good MP's in the area that won't break the bank but also know how to show a monger a good time?

Let me know!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3839824]My Fellow Mongers always remember that Cash is King! A very powerful King. Case in point:

I haven't been to (Y) Body Relax since I posted the above review. Well my Hobby Phone has been blowing up with texts and calls from both these ladies! "When you coming back handsome man? We miss you very bad" "You our favorite friend" "We love you special". And my favorite call, with both ladies on speaker phone "You know you the only customer we kiss and cook food for and let squeeze our body because you special man!" HaHa, yeah right. **eyeroll**eyeroll**eyeroll*.

Yet when I explain why I quit coming in, they claim it never happened and if I come back they'll treat me "extra extra special". Sounds great, but I'm not going back. Plenty of other fish / MPs in the water!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Which one was this? And I do notice with some AMP if you act a certain way they will do something out of character for you. Like at Blessings when I have two girls they do new stuff all the time.

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3840574]Which one was this? And I do notice with some AMP if you act a certain way they will do something out of character for you. Like at Blessings when I have two girls they do new stuff all the time.[/QUOTE]If you spend enough time and money with the Asian MPs, they'll all do something out of character for you. They are experts at leading Mongers to believe that if they keep coming back, the Monger will get something "special" that no one else gets!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3840642]If you spend enough time and money with the Asian MPs, they'll all do something out of character for you. They are experts at leading Mongers to believe that if they keep coming back, the Monger will get something "special" that no one else gets![/QUOTE]I never believe that I'm the only one they treat like thet do. They do tend to play with my hair a lot but that's because they are dreaded. I eventually started to be upfront with them. One thing abiut foreign people I cannot stand is they try to treat Americans like they are dumb. But I won't be visiting anytime soon.

Did 30 minutes- she's attractive but not smoking hot by any means. 6-7 . Horrible massage- "I'm not good at pressure" when asked for a little more. She did do nice job on tease. On flip I assumed top was coming off- she did the old " tips start at door fee (40), and as they go up from there I get more comfortable. I declined and took the HE with her fully clothed- wouldn't even show them- just a bra flash. She was excellent at the ending- but will never, never, never repeat because of the bad massage and up sell- based on reviews the hot girls there do topless for the 40/40- should have walked.

[QUOTE=TRobber22;3841912]Did 30 minutes- she's attractive but not smoking hot by any means. 6-7 . Horrible massage- "I'm not good at pressure" when asked for a little more. She did do nice job on tease. On flip I assumed top was coming off- she did the old " tips start at door fee (40), and as they go up from there I get more comfortable. I declined and took the HE with her fully clothed- wouldn't even show them- just a bra flash. She was excellent at the ending- but will never, never, never repeat because of the bad massage and up sell- based on reviews the hot girls there do topless for the 40/40- should have walked.[/QUOTE]When will these girls ever learn? The popular girls that make all the money NEVER ask for a tip ahead of time. They are smart enough to know that great service gets great tips! Natasha never ever brings up tips during the session and she is making money hand over fist!

[QUOTE=TRobber22;3841912]Did 30 minutes- she's attractive but not smoking hot by any means. 6-7 . Horrible massage- "I'm not good at pressure" when asked for a little more. She did do nice job on tease. On flip I assumed top was coming off- she did the old " tips start at door fee (40), and as they go up from there I get more comfortable. I declined and took the HE with her fully clothed- wouldn't even show them- just a bra flash. She was excellent at the ending- but will never, never, never repeat because of the bad massage and up sell- based on reviews the hot girls there do topless for the 40/40- should have walked.[/QUOTE]Panacea used to be my go to, then aliese and Nikki left. I still haven't seen natasha.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3841967]When will these girls ever learn? The popular girls that make all the money NEVER ask for a tip ahead of time. They are smart enough to know that great service gets great tips! Natasha never ever brings up tips during the session and she is making money hand over fist![/QUOTE]To them, they think they are giving great service. My guess is that they're not TOO open to taking things off, and also they Can get some guys to pony up a lot more dough with pushing the extra-increment game. So IMO, they're swinging for the fences trying to get the most, which can counteract the "No Thanks" to some degree, but they don't understand they'll get more repeats and more $$ being more open & comfortable without playing that game. They're just impatient and thinking with their hand (for cash), not with their head.

I could have written the same report as below, based on my recent experience with Mia at Healthy Habits. The only difference was that I chose the 40 minute massage for $50 (I was actually in the room for 50 minutes).

I was prepared for Mia's size, which is not my normal preference, but because I had done my homework, I was not surprised by her appearance. Mia is very friendly and thoughtfully conversational. I asked for strong massage, but the session became increasingly erotic as I let her explore all of her varied techniques. Money was not mentioned at all, so I tipped what others have suggested, and she seemed to appreciate the offering.

Thanks for the great reports about this one. While she may not be for everyone, she certainly takes pride in her work and knows exactly how to achieve the desired outcome. You will not regret a visit to Mia.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3760320]After having a bad experience with a provider, I came back home and did a desperation search for anything. I remembered some ok reviews on Mia, gave her a call, and she was open. I made the drive from Holland, 60 at the door.

She comes in the room. Not quite my type, a bit pudgy, I said what the hell! Little Mr. Happy was screaming at me! Lets just say Oh my freakin' god! She really knows how to use those magnificent Tata's!.

Fellow mongers, it's like this. Be pleasant, be complimentary, and most of all be freshly showered!. I was balls to the wall amazed! Most definitely an A1 repeat. Also she never mentioned any tip or upsell! Wow! I tipped 75.[/QUOTE]

Anything on this place as of late?

Mia has an extremely full menu for the right price. $$. 75 pretty much gets you anything you might want. She's not a clock watcher and is very open when alone (in the room or when no one else is in the office). She can be spendy but is a sure thing in a world filled with no shows and other hassles.

[QUOTE=Gern;3842607]I could have written the same report as below, based on my recent experience with Mia at Healthy Habits. The only difference was that I chose the 40 minute massage for $50 (I was actually in the room for 50 minutes).

I was prepared for Mia's size, which is not my normal preference, but because I had done my homework, I was not surprised by her appearance. Mia is very friendly and thoughtfully conversational. I asked for strong massage, but the session became increasingly erotic as I let her explore all of her varied techniques. Money was not mentioned at all, so I tipped what others have suggested, and she seemed to appreciate the offering.

Thanks for the great reports about this one. While she may not be for everyone, she certainly takes pride in her work and knows exactly how to achieve the desired outcome. You will not regret a visit to Mia.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DjBiker;3843372]Anything on this place as of late?[/QUOTE]I went to Wonder about two weeks ago after some time off from the hobby. I had not been there since Cindy still ran it. I left work earlier during that day and decided to try a walk in since I probably would not recognize the name of the girls working.

There were two girls working. Linda was not there yet. The was an AA cute gal with medium build, but she already had an appointment that was on his way.

I ended up with the other girl. I think her name was Emily, but I am getting old and forget names easy. Emily was an AA mix (I think). She was mid twenties and a bigger girl. Bigger than I like, but I was already there and had some blue balls that needed draining.

I went with the half hour. She was very pleasant, Great personality. I asked for sensual massage. Started on my stomach with a lot a teasing, which I like. On the flip, she had good technique and I left happy. I did fondle her ass a bit but since she was bigger, I did not go much farther than that.

Damage was 40/30. I got my full half hour.

My favorite at Wonder was a very attractive AA cutie names Janae'. I think she left Wonder while Cindy was still there. She had her own business downtown during the day, I know she is still around, as I have emailed her.

I occasionally visit Pacific on 44th because I like the discreet back parking lot and always enjoy seeing Kiet. Plus also that they have a shower to use post massage. I usually see Heidi. Although she isn't much to look at and will not remove clothing she gives a decent massage and I always leave satisfied. Recently Kiet talked me into trying a new girl. Alexis (I think?)- and I wish I hadn't. She was beautiful actually. Tall, light skinned AA girl, very skinny / athletic build and some big ole titties. What could go wrong? Nothing wrong but not much right. She was super boring to talk to. Not much teasing and the massage sucked (but I expected that from anyone other than Heidi at Pacific) came time for the flip and she wanted $100 for anything to come off but wouldn't offer anything other than that. She got pissy at my stinginess when I told her that I only would match the door fee for a tip. I did get my HE but was turned off by the bitchy attitude after her unreasonable prices. Done in 35 minutes out of my 60. Didn't care to ask for more time.

Kiet has a good thing going. Wish he would get better girls.

Had the chance a few days back to get away for a massage. I was in luck because Amyna (Amy) was willing to work with my schedule complications and meet up at Healthy Habits. She came in just for me!

Let me preface this by saying that I have seen Amy a lot. She and I are quite comfortable with each other. But I will say that her level of comfort does not stop her from being better each time I visit!

To start, I get a wonderful deep tissue massage. She uses oil which I like, and upon my request, really digs in to my muscles. She remembers all my tough spots and works out the knots so well. My body turns into a relaxed pile of mush by the time she finishes my back.

After some clean up, she switches to a very light touch that gives me shivers each and every time. Even as I write this I get goose bumps thinking about it. Light fingers trail all over and plenty of teasing is involved. I too get to do some touch and it is welcomed.

With the flip I get the up close view of her beauty. She has the shape I go out of my way for, and the features that I can't take my eyes off of. Everything is tight and beautiful. She uses her skills so very well. She never rushes the finish, and will not leave you hanging.

She is one of just a couple massage providers that I will wholeheartedly endorse. I personally will continue to repeat. Thanks Amyna!

Seniors fell free to PM for further details if you like.

Do they offer any extras? The place has been there for a few years.

[QUOTE=GuitarMan;3847549]Do they offer any extras? The place has been there for a few years.[/QUOTE]Do a search of this thread, one or two have commented on it before.

My friends I decided, after all the good things I heard, to pay Lisa a visit and good god was it worth it. All I can really say is holy shit balls batman get your asses out there and see her!

I am new to GR, wasnt aware of this site.

Based on rubmaps ratings went to Royal touch.

Met a lady name clove. $50 for entry asked me which MP I used to go, said iam new to GR and Michigan too.

Started with little pressure after 5 minutes asked if I need extra and I said yes she asked for $80 and I asked is it for everything she said yes.

After paying the amount she started HJ with fully clothed. I asked to remove them. It cost $40 more to remove and another $80 for FS. I was pissed and she argued with me and said no one in GR will do for this less price. Was shocked and did not tried any other MP later.

After seeing the reviews from seniors I would like to try serenity. I see mostly senior memebrs shares the digit.

Please pm me if anyone are okay to share to new member.

Any info on sweet Megan does she offer anything else besidesa HJ ending you can pm me if you prefer thanks again for the help guys.

[QUOTE=Jizzumz;3848614]My friends I decided, after all the good things I heard, to pay Lisa a visit and good god was it worth it. All I can really say is holy shit balls batman get your asses out there and see her![/QUOTE]Adding a link helps the newbies know how to find the girl in the reviews.

Happy Hunting.

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I was informed (Or rather, forewarned.) by LisaLuvins herself that today is her Birthday. May be in the best interest of everyone who's able to pay the lady a visit at Serenity today & enjoy whatever plans she may have in store.

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[QUOTE=Nysam;3849162]I am new to GR, wasnt aware of this site.

Based on rubmaps ratings went to Royal touch.

Met a lady name clove. $50 for entry asked me which MP I used to go, said iam new to GR and Michigan too.

Started with little pressure after 5 minutes asked if I need extra and I said yes she asked for $80 and I asked is it for everything she said yes.

After paying the amount she started HJ with fully clothed. I asked to remove them. It cost $40 more to remove and another $80 for FS. I was pissed and she argued with me and said no one in GR will do for this less price. Was shocked and did not tried any other MP later.

After seeing the reviews from seniors I would like to try serenity. I see mostly senior memebrs shares the digit.

Please pm me if anyone are okay to share to new member.[/QUOTE]Serenity is a business and you don't need digits from anyone, Lisas number is in the attached ad. Haley usually advertises on that web iste but it was not there now, many other ads were not there as well. [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=54828&cityid=222[/URL].

[QUOTE=FredBear80;3850019]Any info on sweet Megan does she offer anything else besidesa HJ ending you can pm me if you prefer thanks again for the help guys.[/QUOTE]There has been a few good reviews and 1 marginal. She tries to stay way under the radar and is probably more cautious than most providers. If there's anything extra it will be on a individual basis with getting to know you appointments. A few have given rave reviews, I'm guessing they've seen her a few times.

Went to 3 AMPs on the 4th of July. All closed! Kind of shocked me since the AMPs never miss a chance to make a dollar. Of course I still got a voicemail from the ladies at (Y) Body Relax letting me know " we miss you bigtime" and " we open for Fireworks Day". But, sadly, they are no longer Nosejelly Approved!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3851381]Went to 3 AMPs on the 4th of July. All closed! Kind of shocked me since the AMPs never miss a chance to make a dollar. Of course I still got a voicemail from the ladies at (Y) Body Relax letting me know " we miss you bigtime" and " we open for Fireworks Day". But, sadly, they are no longer Nosejelly Approved![/QUOTE]You must treat them good for them to call you LOL or they just don't get business. I went to Relax and they were saying they haven't got customers for a bit. But as soon as I get in, guys show up. They were like, you must be a good charm LOL.

But this time they had a new laid back chick and the one with glasses. The one with glasses is a freak LOL.

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3851474] I went to Relax and they were saying they haven't got customers for a bit. But as soon as I get in, guys show up. They were like, you must be a good charm LOL[/QUOTE]No one lies as good as the ladies at the AMPs!

[QUOTE=Bismark;3843400]Mia has an extremely full menu for the right price. $$. 75 pretty much gets you anything you might want. She's not a clock watcher and is very open when alone (in the room or when no one else is in the office). She can be spendy but is a sure thing in a world filled with no shows and other hassles.[/QUOTE]Do you know if that's the same Mia that was at Pacific on 44th?

[QUOTE=Benz1;3850282]Adding a link helps the newbies know how to find the girl in the reviews.

Happy Hunting.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=54828&cityid=222[/URL][/QUOTE]I went to see her this week. Great time! I'll definitely be back, hope to get the Benz duo special!

I very much doubt it but I cannot say for sure as I've never seen Mia from Pacific. Mia at HH came here from Texas (or so she told me).

[QUOTE=MattParty12;3851848]Do you know if that's the same Mia that was at Pacific on 44th?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3851594]No one lies as good as the ladies at the AMPs![/QUOTE]Its just something they are not good at man. LOL they need a class on it.

Had a chance to visit Panacea for first time, it was a walk-in.

40 at front door for HH, she did an okay msg.

After asking for more comfortable she asked for 60. Not bad but would have wait for other day to visit natasha.

On the way out saw a brunette may be 25-28 missed to ask the name.

Thanks for the all the info seniors.

Anyone been to Oriental Massage on Breton 200 ft south of 28th Street tucked in the corner of the strip mall? Any HJ Happy Endings?

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3852949]Anyone been to Oriental Massage on Breton 200 ft south of 28th Street tucked in the corner of the strip mall? Any HJ Happy Endings?[/QUOTE]No HE good massage.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3852949]Anyone been to Oriental Massage on Breton 200 ft south of 28th Street tucked in the corner of the strip mall? Any HJ Happy Endings?[/QUOTE]One of the worst ms I ever had. Elderly woman, no English, scratchy hands, no ms skills whatsoever, no tease, no HE.