Massage Parlor Reports

Sounds like you had Carmen, I have struck out many of times with her, LOL. When I just want a massage, I visit with her because she is near, but now Zen seems to have just as good of massage if not better. I am still trying to see how the one guy left happy at Elite Spa. Maybe she is picky. If I ever get lucky, I will let you know.

[QUOTE=Quienyo;5911535]I was in the area so I took a flyer on trying out Elite Spa located in that busy cove in Cordova. It was a weird experience, but not a bad one. Not good either, but not bad. Easy set up, and the therapist was a middle aged Chinese lady with a nice body. They have a table shower so I opted for that because that's where you learn may or may not be available. The shower was fairly thorough, and when I mentioned she missed some spots she kind of half heartedly got those. So mixed signals, but in for a penny in for a pound.

Back to the room and face down on the table. Massage is nice and to my tastes (not too hard, not too soft, just right), but when my hand accidentally brushed her calf she sprung away like I touched her with a cattle prod. So signals a bit less mixed at this point. But then as she's doing my thighs and glutes she's getting perilously close to things she seemed reluctant to touch in the shower. And then perilously close turned into full on brushing up against. So signals are now back to well mixed.

On the flip I had high hopes but modest expectations. But it was more of the same. Close, maybe a light brush, but nothing more. I finally just asked where this was going and was offered an opportunity to DIY. I passed on that, finished the massage, and headed out relaxed but not overly happy.

Pros. Clean location, nice and attractive lady, shower available, and a good massage.

Cons. I went with an itch I needed scratched and left the bluest balls ever.

I'm half ass tempted to go back to see if a second visit unlocks those sealed up doors, but honestly I don't think they will ever open. The massage was good but not good enough to go back and have to walk out the door a second time trying to unpitch the tent in my britches.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GBaller;5912428]Sounds like you had Carmen, I have struck out many of times with her, LOL. When I just want a massage, I visit with her because she is near, but now Zen seems to have just as good of massage if not better. I am still trying to see how the one guy left happy at Elite Spa. Maybe she is picky. If I ever get lucky, I will let you know.[/QUOTE]That's surprising cause she did give me a HE. I basically told the boss lady on the phone what I was looking for when I made the appointment and carman delivered. She washed the boys well during the table shower. On the flip, she asked where I wanted her to massage and I told her. There wasn't just a ton of teasing before the flip, some but I wasn't sure if it was incidental or not. She did give a decent back massage too. She asked me if I had been before and things like that, I answered how I had read I should throughout this thread.

Quienyo,

So she offered DATY but nothing else?

Still looking for a solid outcall option. Can anyone point me in the right direction? And not Tamela. She's not available. Tried already.

[QUOTE=MikeHoncho1969;5912964]Quienyo,

So she offered DATY but nothing else?[/QUOTE]He said DIY (Do It Yourself), not DATY. Big difference, LOL.

I went to Oasis today. I had to wait 20+ minutes, which I agreed too. So as I am waiting and the time is getting close I decided to get comfortable. Got on the table, face down and waited. They were running late so I turned over face up and waited. When she came in she just started with me face up. It was a little different which as you know everything is very routine so different is good. Just my addition. Have fun out there.

[QUOTE=GolfHunter;5916194]He said DIY (Do It Yourself), not DATY. Big difference, LOL.[/QUOTE]HUGE difference!

[QUOTE=GBaller;5912428]Sounds like you had Carmen, I have struck out many of times with her, LOL. When I just want a massage, I visit with her because she is near, but now Zen seems to have just as good of massage if not better. I am still trying to see how the one guy left happy at Elite Spa. Maybe she is picky. If I ever get lucky, I will let you know.[/QUOTE]If you want a friendly massage or HE, don't go here! Only 1 guy has ever said anything positive about this place!

Been there and will not return!

[QUOTE=MassageOnly1;5917633]If you want a friendly massage or HE, don't go here! Only 1 guy has ever said anything positive about this place!

Been there and will not return![/QUOTE]I tried the place this week after leaving Lowes across the street. Lady was middle age asian. I opted for 30 minutes, since it was my first time there. Massage was nothing special, not great but not awful. Only, cost me $40 plus tip, so relatively inexpensive. No sign at all of extras and was fully covered by her. I do not remember her name, but I am almost sure it was not Carmen.

Where exactly is this place?

[QUOTE=JboneTN;5919133]Where exactly is this place?[/QUOTE]Germantown Bend Cove in Cordova! On the left before you get to JC acupressure!

Ok so check this out fellas. Got a little story about our place Oaisa's and (quietly kept have been there more than my fair share, ha-ha), I was out an about this particular day and wasn't planning on stopping by. I finished what I was doing and decided to get stretched out a bit, for mobility of course. Anywho, I can make my appointment and told Lisa I would be thru in about 45. I get there and I see her, however "Kelly" takes me back. I'm like ok. Whatever. Just need to have the muscles rubbed good. Well homegirl is making small talk with me and recognized, that I had been there before and asked who I usually see. I told her either Lisa or Connie. I asked if Connie was there today, and she exclaims that she no longer works there. Too boo too sad, so I;m like cool. She goes on about the rub and is doing her do and then the extra teasing and fondling come into play. In my mind I'm like, ok ok. Then the flip. Lights down low, music soft and right (LOL if you know, you know), and then out of no where I feel a warm mouth and tongue on jr. I'm like WHOA! When she finished up she then mumbles something to the extent of Connie huh? I'm like who is she. And we both laughed and away I went. I must say, not sure it if is her standard but gezz it was nice.

[QUOTE=Shy66;5922119]Ok so check this out fellas. Got a little story about our place Oaisa's and (quietly kept have been there more than my fair share, ha-ha), I was out an about this particular day and wasn't planning on stopping by. I finished what I was doing and decided to get stretched out a bit, for mobility of course. Anywho, I can make my appointment and told Lisa I would be thru in about 45. I get there and I see her, however "Kelly" takes me back. I'm like ok. Whatever. Just need to have the muscles rubbed good. Well homegirl is making small talk with me and recognized, that I had been there before and asked who I usually see. I told her either Lisa or Connie. I asked if Connie was there today, and she exclaims that she no longer works there. Too boo too sad, so I;m like cool. She goes on about the rub and is doing her do and then the extra teasing and fondling come into play. In my mind I'm like, ok ok. Then the flip. Lights down low, music soft and right (LOL if you know, you know), and then out of no where I feel a warm mouth and tongue on jr. I'm like WHOA! When she finished up she then mumbles something to the extent of Connie huh? I'm like who is she. And we both laughed and away I went. I must say, not sure it if is her standard but gezz it was nice.[/QUOTE]She closes her head to you dick. Under dark, she looks like doing BJ. It is her style of doing HJ.

Do you like Lisa better than kelly (Coco)?

[QUOTE=SweetMemoryA;5922365]She closes her head to you dick. Under dark, she looks like doing BJ. It is her style of doing HJ.

Do you like Lisa better than kelly (Coco)?[/QUOTE]OMG yes. I had to double check, if I didn't know my dick was as short as it was, I'd have been convinced she was sucking it. If I could make my hand do what her hand did, I'd never leave the house.

Massage parlors have never been my thing, I guess because I know I want FS and from what I've always read, it's nearly impossible to get that lucky.

But times have changed, the GPS is more spread than covid, and the providers are worse than ever.

So I guess it's time I try it, keep expectations realistic, HE with a HJ would be what I'd shoot for.

What is the usual fee for the massage?

How much do you tip for the HE?

Is that usually done before or after the HE?

Any and all suggestions are welcome!

Total noob when it comes to massages.

[QUOTE=BlackCandleJon;5923571]Massage parlors have never been my thing, I guess because I know I want FS and from what I've always read, it's nearly impossible to get that lucky.

But times have changed, the GPS is more spread than covid, and the providers are worse than ever.

So I guess it's time I try it, keep expectations realistic, HE with a HJ would be what I'd shoot for.

What is the usual fee for the massage?

How much do you tip for the HE?

Is that usually done before or after the HE?

Any and all suggestions are welcome!

Total noob when it comes to massages.[/QUOTE]If you go to a actual parlor expect to pay 60-80 for massage. And tip a minimum of $40 for he and you should be fine. FS isn't impossible to come by at all. But I've found it's not worth the asking price, most times. If you go to Tokyo you can def get FS. Just be prepared. They'll try to take you on a ride. If you just want a hassle free HE, Oasis is your best bet. Nobody talks about the Q in here anymore. So idk if they're still doing their thing. But that use to be a go to for me. You usually tip after everything is said and done.

Oh. If you don't care at all about the rub and just want the closest thing to FS with an attractive provider, visit the latinas. They're all pretty good looking and they'll tickle your fancy. But again, the rub is no good. And it'll cost you.

IMHO the UTR providers are the best thing going. The independent Lmt that will expand her menu for a small fee. That gets you a quality massage and a release. But they operate pretty quietly and most times won't want to be reviewed here. So you'll have to lean on pm's from good natured fellas here.

There. I pretty much summed up the whole scene I believe.

[QUOTE=OGswaggyP;5924921]If you go to a actual parlor expect to pay 60-80 for massage. And tip a minimum of $40 for he and you should be fine. FS isn't impossible to come by at all. But I've found it's not worth the asking price, most times. If you go to Tokyo you can def get FS. Just be prepared. They'll try to take you on a ride. If you just want a hassle free HE, Oasis is your best bet. Nobody talks about the Q in here anymore. So idk if they're still doing their thing. But that use to be a go to for me. You usually tip after everything is said and done.

Oh. If you don't care at all about the rub and just want the closest thing to FS with an attractive provider, visit the latinas. They're all pretty good looking and they'll tickle your fancy. But again, the rub is no good. And it'll cost you.

IMHO the UTR providers are the best thing going. The independent Lmt that will expand her menu for a small fee. That gets you a quality massage and a release. But they operate pretty quietly and most times won't want to be reviewed here. So you'll have to lean on pm's from good natured fellas here.

There. I pretty much summed up the whole scene I believe.[/QUOTE]If anyone is feeling generous with their UTR LMT that expands the menu, feel free to pm. LOL!

[QUOTE=Rugby6996;5924934]If anyone is feeling generous with their UTR LMT that expands the menu, feel free to pm. LOL![/QUOTE]Amen! Same. My inbox is always open for this, but it's the virtually impossible-to-find dream.

You know they must be out there, but keeping them UTR makes discovery rare.

[QUOTE=Rugby6996;5924934]If anyone is feeling generous with their UTR LMT that expands the menu, feel free to pm. LOL![/QUOTE]Same here. Thanks.

I went to Oasis yesterday saw a new to me lady. I think she said her name was Joy it a hard to understand between her accent and her mask.

She was smaller than most I have seen there short and thin. She gave a nice massage, to me better than most I've had there. She also walked on my back which I enjoy and I haven't had anyone there do in awhile. Finish was nine but not the fake BJ discussed in earlier posts. When I lived up north there were some girls that would do that then act like there mouth was full and try and kiss you. LOL. Took me a couple times to catch on.

[QUOTE=RackBall;5778522]Man I haven't played much in the past couple months but when the mood strikes I definitely hit her up. I swear I've almost gone blind during the ending on our last 2 visits. The overall massage and build up to the ending is the thrill I seek and my soul gets fed with this one. Type in her Instagram name as one word and you shouldn't have any issues! She's 100% safe and genuine and strictly mobile with a table.[/QUOTE]Do you have a number for her? PM is fine if you want.

Hello!

Figured I'd leave a review of my first time at Oasis. This is only my second time visiting a MAP so I figured it may help newcomers?

I showed up a few weeks ago without an appointment around 1 PM. I was met by a shorter woman who told me to come back in about a half-hour. Sucked but can't complain.

After wasting time at the nearby grocery store, I came back. A different woman met me, doubt she was even 5 feet and had a red shirt. Very cute looking woman. She led me to a room with a curtain and I told her I wanted an hour. She obliged and stepped out while I changed.

Once I laid down, I waited a good 5-10 minutes before someone showed up. I didn't know it at the time but it was not the same woman in the red shirt from earlier. She tickled near my butt before laughing and then began the massage.

She began the massage and I must admit, it was pretty poor form. She didn't put much effort into it which was about half the time spent. I'd try to cop a feel when I could and she didn't complain so I continued to do so when able. She was probably mid-thirties, decent looking (she had a mask on) and her body was fine for what I wanted.

After rubbing the coconuts and banana a bit, she had me flip over.

At this point, I'm ready to rock and roll. The last place I went to didn't offer HE so I was elated when she grabbed ol squirtle and went to town on him. It felt great until she pulled the "hood" back. I'm pretty sensitive so even though it felt pretty good, I wasn't able to finish with her working it that way. Eventually she crawled onto the table with me and held my legs down with hers while she two-handed the beast. Again, felt great and at points I was nearly there, but the constant incoming and outgoing personnel mixed with the extreme sensitivity of my wartortle left me taking matters into my own hands and finishing that way. I tried to get myself as close as possible and have her "wrap up" the ending but she just let me continue. I got done and she cleaned me off, said "wow, so long" and I left my tip.

There aren't many options in Tennessee or the surrounding states so you take what comes to you. I might go back if I can get someone with a slower stroke or a private room but I think I'm better off looking for a private worker.

[QUOTE=BajaBlastoise;5926932]Hello!

Figured I'd leave a review of my first time at Oasis. This is only my second time visiting a MAP so I figured it may help newcomers?

I showed up a few weeks ago without an appointment around 1 PM. I was met by a shorter woman who told me to come back in about a half-hour. Sucked but can't complain.

After wasting time at the nearby grocery store, I came back. A different woman met me, doubt she was even 5 feet and had a red shirt. Very cute looking woman. She led me to a room with a curtain and I told her I wanted an hour. She obliged and stepped out while I changed.

Once I laid down, I waited a good 5-10 minutes before someone showed up. I didn't know it at the time but it was not the same woman in the red shirt from earlier. She tickled near my butt before laughing and then began the massage.

She began the massage and I must admit, it was pretty poor form. She didn't put much effort into it which was about half the time spent. I'd try to cop a feel when I could and she didn't complain so I continued to do so when able. She was probably mid-thirties, decent looking (she had a mask on) and her body was fine for what I wanted.

After rubbing the coconuts and banana a bit, she had me flip over.

At this point, I'm ready to rock and roll. The last place I went to didn't offer HE so I was elated when she grabbed ol squirtle and went to town on him. It felt great until she pulled the "hood" back. I'm pretty sensitive so even though it felt pretty good, I wasn't able to finish with her working it that way. Eventually she crawled onto the table with me and held my legs down with hers while she two-handed the beast. Again, felt great and at points I was nearly there, but the constant incoming and outgoing personnel mixed with the extreme sensitivity of my wartortle left me taking matters into my own hands and finishing that way. I tried to get myself as close as possible and have her "wrap up" the ending but she just let me continue. I got done and she cleaned me off, said "wow, so long" and I left my tip.

There aren't many options in Tennessee or the surrounding states so you take what comes to you. I might go back if I can get someone with a slower stroke or a private room but I think I'm better off looking for a private worker.[/QUOTE]Can we make a blanket rule that talking about the sensitivity of your slong is strictly prohibited? LOL. Play by play is cool. But it's also okay to keep some details to yourself.

Appears they are "under new management". Anyone been recently. Wonder how it is.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/memphis-tn/38abfc8e-f683-4b6f-9381-14bf5c0dde69[/URL]

Are there any AMP left in Southaven or olive branch? I'll be in that area tomorrow afternoon and wanted to see about stopping in somewhere. I searched this thread and did some google searches and didn't see anything really. Just wondering if anyone knows of something. As always, pm is open if you prefer. Thanks gents.

If you all had to go to any one place in Memphis that you are most likely to get FS at, where would you go?

Will be in Corinth a few days this week. Any feedback on the AMP there?

[QUOTE=SweetMemoryA;5922365]She closes her head to you dick. Under dark, she looks like doing BJ. It is her style of doing HJ.

Do you like Lisa better than kelly (Coco)?[/QUOTE]I think I got this woman on my last visit, she pulled the same thing with her head. Felt amazing for sure. Downside is her hands were really rough, which made the massage kind of it unpleasant (she didn't use any lotion for that part).

Went by and got a massage over the weekend, on this visit she acted like.

A Different person from last visit, has anyone else had similar experience.

[QUOTE=DeMarcos8519;5934513]Went by and got a massage over the weekend, on this visit she acted like.

A Different person from last visit, has anyone else had similar experience.[/QUOTE]As many have posted before, Lena is tired and burnt out on this lifestyle. At least that's the conclusion I get. After going to that place probably over 30 times in the past, I definitely don't patronize her anymore. She's just too fickle these days. And then again, she could be kinda shook up from that shoot out in the parking lot that just occurred in the last several days. It has probably brought on unwanted attention to the business. I'm sure the police were knocking on doors asking about witnesses. There's just no telling with her! So many other good options out there, I would just go somewhere else!

[QUOTE=SensualMan;5935266]As many have posted before, Lena is tired and burnt out on this lifestyle. At least that's the conclusion I get. After going to that place probably over 30 times in the past, I definitely don't patronize her anymore. She's just too fickle these days. And then again, she could be kinda shook up from that shoot out in the parking lot that just occurred in the last several days. It has probably brought on unwanted attention to the business. I'm sure the police were knocking on doors asking about witnesses. There's just no telling with her! So many other good options out there, I would just go somewhere else![/QUOTE]I gave up on her too. It's too bad too because when she's in the right mood it's a very nice experience.

Yeah her chia pet is pretty nice for sure.

Do people still go to Qinghai? Is it still pretty much always a HE? I tried to call today to make an appointment as I was in the area but their phone wasn't seeming to work. Was wondering if it's still a good spot or if it's just pretty much oasis. Thanks in advance.

What location is Maria at?

[QUOTE=TootBangs;5888640]Been seeing this Maria for about 2 weeks now. I stop by once a week. FS. I saw her on Saturday and she was into it, I asked her to switch and have her laying down for a massage, DATY is on the menu and I started rubbing myself on her, I slid the tip in and she didn't push me off so FS BB. OFC came out just in time. A bit of a high tip but worth it. That girl has Niagara Falls between her legs. Tight too. Will definitely try again.

I always get FS sessions with her when I get her alone. There's another girl with her when they do 4 Hands. But make sure to ask for only Maria. Tip is another session fee.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TootBangs;5888640]Been seeing this Maria for about 2 weeks now. I stop by once a week. FS. I saw her on Saturday and she was into it, I asked her to switch and have her laying down for a massage, DATY is on the menu and I started rubbing myself on her, I slid the tip in and she didn't push me off so FS BB. OFC came out just in time. A bit of a high tip but worth it. That girl has Niagara Falls between her legs. Tight too. Will definitely try again.

I always get FS sessions with her when I get her alone. There's another girl with her when they do 4 Hands. But make sure to ask for only Maria. Tip is another session fee.[/QUOTE]She offers many options. Which one is for FS? She has never answered it. I assume nuru 30 min or beyond.

$80 qv.

140/30.

180/40.

220/60.

Nuru.

200/30.

350/40.

500/60.

[QUOTE=SweetMemoryA;5938179]She offers many options. Which one is for FS? She has never answered it. I assume nuru 30 min or beyond.

$80 qv.

140/30.

180/40.

220/60.

Nuru.

200/30.

350/40.

500/60.[/QUOTE]To each his own, but I don't get why anyone is paying this kind of money even for FS. I've seen the latinas. The rub isn't good. So you'd be better off finding the hottest escort you can find and just asking them to run you down a little before you hit it. Like is this forreal? $500?

[QUOTE=OGswaggyP;5938887]To each his own, but I don't get why anyone is paying this kind of money even for FS. I've seen the latinas. The rub isn't good. So you'd be better off finding the hottest escort you can find and just asking them to run you down a little before you hit it. Like is this forreal? $500?[/QUOTE]Prices inflated for BBQ Pussy.

Do people still go to Qinghai? Is it still pretty much always a HE? I tried to call today to make an appointment as I was in the area but their phone wasn't seeming to work. Was wondering if it's still a good spot or if it's just pretty much oasis. Thanks!

I like the Q spa better because it's more private and secluded compared to Oasis. Also at night, the parking lot is dark. I've only been to Oasis once. It's just in a bad area. I don't even feel comfortable parking behind the building. Only a matter of time before some idiot tries to rob them and every monger in there. For some reason, I always think about that when I'm laying there naked on the table no matter where I'm at. Maybe I'm just being paranoid. I'll go to the Q any day before Oasis.

On a side note, I hear there's another new place about to open up soon! Sometime this summer!

There is a place in gtown, LF massage. I have been visiting it since they opened a few years ago.

A couple days ago, I stopped in and found out they're new owners / employees. In the past it was a legit place with great / good massages. On my last visit it was an awful massage with HE.

Stay safe.

I'm walking distance to this place. My wallet did not need to know this.

[QUOTE=DocJayLight;5939702]There is a place in gtown, LF massage. I have been visiting it since they opened a few years ago.

A couple days ago, I stopped in and found out they're new owners / employees. In the past it was a legit place with great / good massages. On my last visit it was an awful massage with HE.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]