Crystal Healing Massage CHM
Well my Vacation is at a close and as promised here's my report on the CHM. My plan was to sample all the ladies one day at a time to see how they stacked up against each other. I went in at about the same time each day and after the 2nd or 3rd day all of the girls understood what my study was all about and I think I got thier best after that. I tipped each (except one) 1.5 and just let them show me thier stuff. I made sure that a minimum was delivered and let them show me thier talents.
So as follows is my report in order by day:
1. Kay-Older K girl with standard small body and a few buldges here and there. We started with a so so massage with walking on back, legs, ect and after the flip the HE massage began. Kinda nice touch and things were coming along nicely when she asked; "What do you want?""your best stuff" was my answer. She said that she would be back and went to get the cover.
Upon return she started most serious massage of Big Ed and then reached for the cover to begin CBJ. As thtas a deal breaker for me, I made my position clear. She shrugged and went ahead without. Pretty nice, one demensional bbj with some hand action for awhile after which I asked for a taste of her and she accomodated by straddling my out poked tounge and I really got her attention. She reciprocated with more bbj and we stayed locked there together for some time. She came and then renewed her attempt to provide me with the same but my continued attack on her clit caused her to dismount from DATY and get herself in the saddle for a sprited ride which she lost it again. Upon that I disengaged and slipped around behind and pounded away until I was near the end. Unfortunately being an old guy my stamina gave out before before big Ed reached ome and Kay finshed me off with an oily HJ that brought forth a gusher.
Clean up and a check to see if I needed 911 and Kay finished up. We talked a bit and told her my plan which she seemed to like the idea of and I left.
Ohter than the shower/massage/hous fee of .5, no money was discussed or requested. I liked that. I left a gift of 1.5 on the table which was never acknowleged or collected. Real class act that!
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Day 2.
Cherry- Little fireball middle-late 30's maybe older, cute personality, spinner. Nice little Okolele and 3/4 handfull sweater pups.
Cherry knew what my quest was and she did her worst to make her No 1! Average massage with a bit of through the legs nutsack action which got things started.
The flip came and she dove on big Ed without hesitation. This went on for some time until I had her positioned for a successful reach around whereupon she mounted up and took a tounge lashing. We had to kinda switch off in 69 cause she was too short to reach Big Ed and stay engaged with my tounge. She finally popped and then settled in working BE over.
During the reacharound I noted that my index finger was pretty much all that would fit up her love tunnel and I was excited to see how that was gonna work out. No problem! Some slicky and BE fit like glove! Hoo Boy was that ever nice! we rode all around the arena and I just had to see my dog hunt! Same game and I gave her a shot which she did not shy away from.
During the wash up BE was still awake and Cherry noted this and began a sprited revival which resulted in more dog leaading to miss where he went nuts and simply blew up!
More clean up and dressing with out mention of the fee (except the house .5 at the begining). Again left without notice. This was the standard through out my study and as far as I am concerned a classy move on the part of the mangement
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Day 3
Debbie- Nice spinner, late 30ths, tight butt and 3/4 handfull pups. Cute like Cherry but more business like.
Her massage was lackluster and the filp came fasirly quickly. She fooled around with the boys and then got after Big Ed with a very capable bbj. This morphed into 69 and things kinda heated up.
Her but was like a rock! and her twat was tighter than Cherry's! The ensuing CG was preceeded by attempting to stick 10lbs of shit down a 5lbs hole! Lots of lube and it relaxed enough for BE to slide home. I wasn't too sure I could get loose (two headed dog!)! We moved to a dog hunt and I gave out and needed a rest so we stopped and I laid down to recover.
Debbie figured this was it and cleaned me up and proceeded to dress. When I told her I was not finished with her she pointed at the clock and said the hour was up.
Hmmmm? Well for her efforts I left 1.1 and thought there had to be a klinker in each pile!
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Day 4
Jay- Ah Jay! true spinner, cute complete hand full pups and sweet!
Massage was so so but bbj was great! Real soft at times and responsive to my actions. Lots of BLS. Loved her hands on approach to the shaft and boys.
The reach around proved to be soft and reasonably tight. Tasted good too! This led to some real excitement for her and we wehn to CG then RCG (with atlest 2 O's) whereupon I went for a dog hunt and fired a shot that bounced around in her head.
After the clean up we laid nexto each other and did some smooching with DFK. This was the only downer in that she had an ashtray mouth. Too bad otherwise she was tha bomb!
She started fooling around with BE and he perked right up and we repeted the 1st round and I needed a nap!
Same gift deal.
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Day 5
MS Jun-by now my visits were a source of celeibration and MS Jun said she had to have a part of this.
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Jun is no spinner but rather long and lean. More than a hand full pups and a tight bod for a gal who is doubt in her late 40's maybe 50's.
Now Jun's massage was really good and I was real relaxed until she slipped a finger up my back passage. I was awake then! Between this and her reach through to massage of the boys and Big Ed I was howling like a coon dog on the scent!
Jun cleaned me up and flipped me for some very damn good bbj. She edged around for my reach around and revealed a full, mature cotchie that was soppin' wet. She continued to edge around and befor long I was up to my cheeks in her lips and clit. We did this for a while cause she is tall enough to engage BE without me straining to give her what she wanted. I was rewarded by a long shuddering O!
She kinda slumped off of me and caught her breath then started up again with BE smoothly mounting up for some CG. We rode all over and she did it again:O'd. This time I didn't let her off so easily and slid around to her backside for some pounding in doog finally winding uo in mish whch left us both dizzy.
Mama Jun cleand me up and declared that she was going to take a nap!
She tanked me for working so hard.??? She got game!
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Day 6
Tammy-Small but not a spinner, Milf in her 40's hand full of pups and nice Okolele.
Her massage was the best and she spent some time wiping my back passage and alternately applying some slickey for massage of the brown eye. After a considerable time doing this she just dived in for an extended rim job. Now that's what I'm talkng about!
This combined with a reach around had me ready for the flip! She jumped on 69 and we stayed locked there for what seemed forever! She gave up an O and kept going! My jaw got tired and locked up when she finally had mercy and swung around to give BE a serious bbj.
I was not about to let her puss get away so we went for CG and she O'd again. I slipped around for some dog and gave her a shot heard round the world.
She cleaned me up and noted BE was awinking at her so she she consumed him again and we sorta just repeted the previous acitivities.
This lady is a class act and I went back on day7 for a repete session.
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Day 8-I was all done when it was announced that Yong was back and ready for me. I'm heading down to see what Yong is all about and probably won't have a chance for a day or so to report as I traveling but I get to it ASAP.
That concludes my review of a complete AMP. Had a hell of a time and can truthfully say only 1 neutral report. Not a real classy place CHM, but good service from mostly mature providers. Once they understood my mission they got into it and I had a hell of a time. I won't be back for some time but CHM will be No 1 on my TDL when I do!
Re: Crystal Healing Massage CHM
[QUOTE=John Quakman]
That concludes my review of a complete AMP. Had a hell of a time and can truthfully say only 1 neutral report. Not a real classy place CHM, but good service from mostly mature providers. Once they understood my mission they got into it and I had a hell of a time. I won't be back for some time but CHM will be No 1 on my TDL when I do! [/QUOTE]
John Quakman, you deserve a gold star for your ambitious CHM project. I've never seen that done before in the Hawaii forum -- a hobbyist visiting a particular AMP day after day to experience, compare and report upon each provider who is available there. Good job!
How to Get a Happy Ending
Was watching Spike TV's [i]Manswers[/i] last night, and one episode had a segment on "How to get a happy ending at a legitimate massage therapist". I laughed and laughed out loud, as I have failed over and over.
A long shot, and probably a big "uhm, NOT", the woman they interviewed (shot in the dark, to hide face and keep anonymity) that gave advice on how to score the HE reminded me of Chrissy. Negroid woman, the sound of her her voice and of course level of expertise.
Seen the countdown to an end of the Chrissy era, but I'd still like to think she was "That Good" to be put into National rotation.