Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Joker32;1118700]Perhaps you guys can help answer this. If a place has a sign in sheet. I know its probably common to scribble anything down. If you ever happened to be at a place during a bust, etc. I would hate to be confronted about using a phony name, etc. At the same time I'd rather not have my full name put out there. Is it cool to just write down your first name? This might be a strange question, but could someone explain the legality of the whole thing to me? Can they harass you about your name or do anything?[/QUOTE]I still scribble my name with my left hand. Since I am right handed and I scribble it, the signature is not really legible. When asked once by the MMS, I told her I had hurt my wrist and cannot grip the pen. I suppose I could use the same story if confronted later.

I always use my real name.

If you're asked to fill out a form it's because the city law requires it. For example the Costa Mesa law reads:

'Every operator and / or manager shall keep a record of the dates and hours of each treatment or service, the name and address of the patron, the name of practitioner administering such service and a description of the treatment or service rendered. '

(The entire city code can be read on the city website.)

Remember, there's nothing illegal about getting a massage.

It's very unlikely you'll ever get caught in a bust. Probably over a thousand services being provided in OC every day. Much more probable (but still unlikely) is I'll be there during a routine city inspection. If so, I'm doing nothing more than getting a massage in a city licensed massage parlor by a licensed masseuse. However if I'm not using my real name, it can cause trouble to me as well as the business. (Not to mention explaining to the wife why I used a false name.)

Just one guy's opinion.

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1119022]I always use my real name.

If you're asked to fill out a form it's because the city law requires it. For example the Costa Mesa law reads:

'Every operator and / or manager shall keep a record of the dates and hours of each treatment or service, the name and address of the patron, the name of practitioner administering such service and a description of the treatment or service rendered. '

(The entire city code can be read on the city website.)

Remember, there's nothing illegal about getting a massage.

It's very unlikely you'll ever get caught in a bust. Probably over a thousand services being provided in OC every day. Much more probable (but still unlikely) is I'll be there during a routine city inspection. If so, I'm doing nothing more than getting a massage in a city licensed massage parlor by a licensed masseuse. However if I'm not using my real name, it can cause trouble to me as well as the business. (Not to mention explaining to the wife why I used a false name.)

Just one guy's opinion.[/QUOTE]I always write "John Doe" or some makeup name. Nothing happened to me yet.

It's been a while since I visited and today seemed like a good day. I jumped on BP intending to print out their discount coupon but couldn't find their ad. I called up the place and a woman answered the phone. WTF! This place always has a papasan. First no ad, and then no papasan, red flags were flying. The woman told me not to worry about the coupon because she would honor it anyway (another red flag). I decided to go anyways and planned to play it safe. When I arrived an older Latina asked me if I've been there and I said yes. She walks me to the back into a room and I undress leaving my chones on. My guard was torn down when my therapist walks in. A young fit cute Latina, with short black hair wearing a tight white dress barely covering her ass. The neckline on her dress went down past her large natural C cups showing most of her titties and nipples. She did the usual "heat rub" and some small talk and I could tell she was waiting for me to make the first move. She asked for the flip and I complied. I ran my hand up her dress rubbing her butt. She asked if I want everything and I told her I had. 60. She strips to her undies and I suck on the nips for a little bit before she starts the CBJ. When I tell her I want everything she turned me down stating "not for. 60". She puts her pussy in my face and I pull her pink panties to the side and do some lite DATY while she finishes me off with a CBJ. She cleaned me up and walked out. Total damage was. 80. What was weird was that when I gave her the "card" she gave me an extra four stamps making my next trip free. I've read bad reviews on this place but I haven't had any bad experiences. This was my fourth trip and I will repeat.

Play it safe out there.

This place is the definition of "hit or miss." Most of the girls have bad attitudes and awful cs skills.

[QUOTE=Ocbarbarian; 1119062]It's been a while since I visited and today seemed like a good day. I jumped on BP intending to print out their discount coupon but couldn't find their ad. I called up the place and a woman answered the phone. WTF! This place always has a papasan. First no ad, and then no papasan, red flags were flying. The woman told me not to worry about the coupon because she would honor it anyway (another red flag). I decided to go anyways and planned to play it safe. When I arrived an older Latina asked me if I've been there and I said yes. She walks me to the back into a room and I undress leaving my chones on. My guard was torn down when my therapist walks in. A young fit cute Latina, with short black hair wearing a tight white dress barely covering her ass. The neckline on her dress went down past her large natural C cups showing most of her titties and nipples. She did the usual "heat rub" and some small talk and I could tell she was waiting for me to make the first move. She asked for the flip and I complied. I ran my hand up her dress rubbing her butt. She asked if I want everything and I told her I had. 60. She strips to her undies and I suck on the nips for a little bit before she starts the CBJ. When I tell her I want everything she turned me down stating "not for. 60". She puts her pussy in my face and I pull her pink panties to the side and do some lite DATY while she finishes me off with a CBJ. She cleaned me up and walked out. Total damage was. 80. What was weird was that when I gave her the "card" she gave me an extra four stamps making my next trip free. I've read bad reviews on this place but I haven't had any bad experiences. This was my fourth trip and I will repeat.

Play it safe out there. [/QUOTE]

All. Any of the Sr. Members have info or access to any of the Nuru massage facilities? Or do you know of any? I'm just getting horny each time I'm watching these nuru video. If you don't know what it is. Type in "slutload nuru massage" on google and find out.

I too use my real name for the same reasons. To me, if it's a R&T facility, there should be no issue, since often these places do provide no Tug at the end of the Rub during sessions with some patrons, so it's not like you're frequenting a known whorehouse where there is no doubt to the reason you are there. It becomes worse if you're giving an alias as that would obviously raise suspicion as to why you would be doing that if all you were there for was a legit massage. Luckily I've never been in a session where an inspection was being administered, I have to say that would make me nervous and I've heard it happen to a number of gents on this site.

[QUOTE=Jon Jones; 1119022]I always use my real name.

If you're asked to fill out a form it's because the city law requires it. For example the Costa Mesa law reads:

'Every operator and / or manager shall keep a record of the dates and hours of each treatment or service, the name and address of the patron, the name of practitioner administering such service and a description of the treatment or service rendered. '

(The entire city code can be read on the city website.)

Remember, there's nothing illegal about getting a massage.

It's very unlikely you'll ever get caught in a bust. Probably over a thousand services being provided in OC every day. Much more probable (but still unlikely) is I'll be there during a routine city inspection. If so, I'm doing nothing more than getting a massage in a city licensed massage parlor by a licensed masseuse. However if I'm not using my real name, it can cause trouble to me as well as the business. (Not to mention explaining to the wife why I used a false name.)

Just one guy's opinion.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Oc Pleasure;1119292]All. Any of the Sr. Members have info or access to any of the Nuru massage facilities? Or do you know of any? I'm just getting horny each time I'm watching these nuru video. If you don't know what it is. Type in "slutload nuru massage" on google and find out.[/QUOTE]Maybe, you should try looking in the escort first for something similar to it. I know a private mp that provided near GFE and PSE but it's only through referral only.

I've never seen this service offered in the United States. But I've had it in Japan, Thailand, and Germany. If the opportunity presents itself, I would recommend it. What I paid was only a little more than a standard massage.

[QUOTE=Oc Pleasure;1119292]All. Any of the Sr. Members have info or access to any of the Nuru massage facilities? Or do you know of any? I'm just getting horny each time I'm watching these nuru video. If you don't know what it is. Type in "slutload nuru massage" on google and find out.[/QUOTE]

My buddy said he went to a new asian place in SJC. Its in the vons center, theres an ad on CL. Said he saw 2 ladies there. The first one was tall korean not bad looking. Said she had on some heavy pants so he wanted the other one. Said she had a new wave or something style haircut. Older and a bit chunky but said she had on some thin tights and her ass was round. Looked to him she was the boss. Gave an ok massage nothing special and he had to help her to get a finish. Said he went to his car and took a couple more hits and wanted another trip somewhere. Calls Ortega and finds out that Jaquelyn is available he went right over. Squeal out of the parking lot. He remembered a rumor that she might go to a new place thats not open yet in LF. He forgot to ask (he is a dumbshit) his excuse was her thin legs were wrapped around his face and he couldn't talk.

15K is still cheaper than a wife!

[QUOTE=Hornilius69;1117827]For me. 15K spent on hookers, massages, and escort last year. Small number compare to other veteran mongers like Bmalibu and Baldie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Arod Oc;1119726]15K is still cheaper than a wife![/QUOTE]And easier.

A new house from Hx is offering Nuru.

[QUOTE=Oc Pleasure;1119292]All. Any of the Sr. Members have info or access to any of the Nuru massage facilities? Or do you know of any? I'm just getting horny each time I'm watching these nuru video. If you don't know what it is. Type in "slutload nuru massage" on google and find out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FunLovingOne;1120206]A new house from Hx is offering Nuru.[/QUOTE]A new house?

That's the name of the I'd or?

[QUOTE=Arod Oc;1119726]15K is still cheaper than a wife![/QUOTE]Absolutely!

I've been really bad about reporting lately. Here's just a few super brief R&T reports from the last few months:

Tina at Golden in LF: Not a sight to behold by any means, but she had a fairly happy demeanor. Hand roaming through her clothes and a decent HJ to finish. The not-so-great thing about her was her man-hands. Felt like leather. Yeah I think she must be a pipe layer by day. I kept thinking of that Seinfeld episode. It got the job done though.

Lucy at Emerald: Fairly cute for an R&T girl w / a decent body. I think she could be sexy, but she kinda had a unpleasant demeanor and generally pissed look. I think I was too intimidated to touch her, for fear she'd punch me in the balls. But the massage turned out good, with good pressure, and good tease. She did this thing where she ran the tips of her hair over my body / ass / balls. Like a feather. No complaints on the HE.

Julie at CS: Pretty average all around. After the "warm-up" she initially grabbed my hand for me to "work" myself (why do they do that?) , but eventually finished it for me. Was particularly explosive that day and managed to blow my load and get her in the hair. Hee hee, a first for me.

That's all for now.

[QUOTE=Arod Oc;1119726]15K is still cheaper than a wife![/QUOTE]And you get to fuck!

[QUOTE=Cloud5162; 1120376]A new house?

That's the name of the I'd or?[/QUOTE]A quick search on Hx will bring it up.

[QUOTE=Quite Man;1120825]A quick search on Hx will bring it up.[/QUOTE]Where is the quick search option?

Has anyone tried her or been there? I know they are strictly HJ place as I have been quite a few times and have never left unhappy.

I saw Lilly today but didn't get my usually HE but she is young and hot. Her boobs are natural C I beleive. For an asian this is quite large. She is born her and is also a college grad but working at a massue part time. I tried to touch her butt but she moved away so I usually take it as a sign they dnt provide.

Any intel on her will be greatly appreciated. Stay Safe.

[QUOTE=Quite Man;1120825]A quick search on Hx will bring it up.[/QUOTE]The hx handle is thaiangels.

They start this Friday.

Hello,

Longtime reader, first time poster.

Was in Skypark suit the (J Acupuncture) saw hot latin girl who came in the room. First going to parlor and was real nervous. She started asking me what I want and seeing other post and stings I was like just a massage. So she walks out comes back in and hands me my 40$ back. I got the he'll out of there fast. This might a good place I mean she was in a small black skirt barely covering the ass. But I was not taking any chances.

Hello. Longtime reader first time poster.

Was in skypark suit the (j acupuncture) saw hot latin girl who came in the room. First going to parlor and was real nervous. She started asking me what I want and seeing other post and stings I was like just a massage. So she walks out comes back in and hands me my 40$ back. I got the he'll out of there fast. This might a good place I mean she was in a small black skirt barely covering the ass. But I was not taking any chances.

[QUOTE=Bigprv; 1120949]Hello. Longtime reader first time poster.

Was in skypark suit the (j acupuncture) saw hot latin girl who came in the room. First going to parlor and was real nervous. She started asking me what I want and seeing other post and stings I was like just a massage. So she walks out comes back in and hands me my 40$ back. I got the he'll out of there fast. This might a good place I mean she was in a small black skirt barely covering the ass. But I was not taking any chances.[/QUOTE]She's safe but you made her nervous that why she refund your money. You got to make the girl feels comfortable with you. I assume this is Joy Acupuncture.

[QUOTE=Juan Pablo; 1120939]The hx handle is thaiangels.

They start this Friday. [/QUOTE]I saw their ad, they are expensive, but I assume they are the only ones that is offering this kind of service.

I'm starting to get the hang of this. I read the the board some more and adopted a more sociable and casual demeanor. I also put myself in the mindset that HE was truly an extra and not a guarantee. This allowed me to just enjoy the massage more. It also helped to go after a run, when my muscles would thank me for a massage, and not just the Muscle.

I went to the place by Back Bay at 2675. The place is located behind a pizza place and a market. The strangest part is the entrance has office windows left and right on the approach and I quickly walked past people working at their desks before entering. Going in, it's fairly clean and has a wooden partition painted dark mahogany, common to Chinese tastes.

I had called ahead and just scheduled an hour, but not a person. I arrived and got E* on first half and S* on second. E* wears glasses has shoulder length hair, light skin, red lipstick in a thin frame. S* had wavy hair, a bit of double eyelids, and slightly more curves. Both had good techniques that relieved some neck and shoulder soreness I had. I thought nothing was going to happen because I only spoke to S* for 30 minutes. But I continued to talk and complimented on her technique too.

But on the flip, I had the towel cover up all but the tip of junior and she makes her way down. She starts going into the inner thigh and I spread my legs a bit more and she starts brushing up on the crack and jewels. She notices I'm half excited and voicing pleasure, and basically says that I'm a nice young man, but we all need to be bad sometimes. I got a nice two handed HE finish. She cleans me off, washes her hands and massages scalp for the remainder of the time.

I know this is old hat to most, but just appreciate that there's a forum like this to exchange info.

Thanks again!

[QUOTE=Chocolatemilk;1115799]It's very under-the-radar. It doesn't look at all like a brothel, just a random business, so a drive by wouldn't really tell you anything and their hours are kind of weird, door's sometimes locked during regular business hours.[/QUOTE]I walked around the block today and unless I lost my bearings, the sign is down. They would appear to be gone.

Damn the creep who outed them!

[QUOTE=TurnedOn; 1121218]I walked around the block today and unless I lost my bearings, the sign is down. They would appear to be gone.

Damn the creep who outed them! [/QUOTE]They are still there. You have to call and make an appointment, though.

I don't see a way to contact them on the ad. If anyone has digits or other contact info, please pm me, that looks like a lot of fun.

[QUOTE=Juan Pablo; 1120939]The hx handle is thaiangels.

They start this Friday.[/QUOTE]

Linda's been on vacation for a while, was supposed to be back in December, anyone know what happened to her? They say she might be back in February? Also, has anyone seen Vicki? I might go this evening so if you have info on Vicki please pm me. Otherwise I might have to TOFTT.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Theocman; 1121452]Linda's been on vacation for a while, was supposed to be back in December, anyone know what happened to her? They say she might be back in February? Also, has anyone seen Vicki? I might go this evening so if you have info on Vicki please pm me. Otherwise I might have to TOFTT.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Vicki only works on Fri and sat. She's younger than the others there (mid 20's vs 30's). She's also Chinese, others are mainly korean and one japanese. Massage is average but endings are as good as the others. Whether you see her or anyone else you should leave there pretty happy.

[QUOTE=Bigprv; 1120949]Hello. Longtime reader first time poster.

Was in skypark suit the (j acupuncture) saw hot latin girl who came in the room. First going to parlor and was real nervous. She started asking me what I want and seeing other post and stings I was like just a massage. So she walks out comes back in and hands me my 40$ back. I got the he'll out of there fast. This might a good place I mean she was in a small black skirt barely covering the ass. But I was not taking any chances. [/QUOTE]Newb. Your answer should be something like "Do you offer full service?"

Anyone heard anything new from this place? Reason I ask because I was driving by and saw a "For Rent" sign in the front window today.

I checked the back, and everything is locked up. I suppose they are gone for good at this place, though I bet the girls are working@their sister location.

[QUOTE=Guyfrom714; 1121650]Anyone heard anything new from this place? Reason I ask because I was driving by and saw a "For Rent" sign in the front window today.

I checked the back, and everything is locked up. I suppose they are gone for good at this place, though I bet the girls are [email]working@their[/email] Sister location. [/QUOTE]Which is their sister location?

I know that the parlor just a walk away upstairs, T & S, advertises with a few others. I believe I've seen a B a see page ad with the Beach / Lampson, Magnolia / Ball, and a Yorba Linda AMP advertised together in some combination.

I just had my first session at one of the Skypark locations.

Now I went to this place blind. I looked up "Skypark" and "Irvine" on Google maps and the area was enough to find. Without any further observation I simply hopped into my car and drove down there. Time was 5:30. Traffic on the 405 near the 55 was slow for at least 15 miles.

The area is a cluster of sterile looking businesses with no flair or exceptional signage-typical MacArthur / Irvine / Airport area feel.

I parked near what looked at first glace to be a hair salon. Upon closer inspection I saw at least two black dudes sitting inside so I'm guessing it was an ethnic barber.

After walking a few more feet I realized that I had no idea where I was going, and if I wasn't careful, I could easily forget where I parked because it was dark. It's a maze of nondescript office space. I figured that I'd just peek through some windows and see if I could find anything that looked like a massage parlor waiting room. There were a few places that didn't have lights on. I arrived the front of a computer repair place that had just flipped its "Closed" sign.

My hands in my pockets, I just walked around for 5 minutes to do some casual searching. I entered an office building and looked at the directory. Law firms, Ophtalmologists, empty offices aplenty-no Asian sucky sucky. A cleaning lady saw me reading the sign and nodded in salutation. I smiled back. I turned for the exit. A sign on the door read "These doors to remain locked after 6PM". It was 5:50."Shit", I thought to myself." "I'd better hurry."

I walked back out and had realized that I was lost. No worry. I turned a corner and found looking at the same computer repair shop, but also, there was a lit sign that said "ACU-CENTER".

TIME: 6:00 PM.

I walked into the door. I noted that the waiting area is atypical for AMPs. A 30ish Mamasan was sitting on a couch on the phone with her laptop on a coffee table. She stood up immediately when I walked in, and as if anticipating my arrival, took me by the hand and led me through a bead curtain and then through a short hallway into a room that is no more than twenty feet from the front door. This room is visible from the front door. I think that this place may not have more than two rooms.

Mamasan entered the room behind me and gave me the standard screening: Have you been hee befo? Who you see last time? I gave BS answers."Yes I've been here before and I saw Jasmine the last time." She "Ahhh!"the acceptingly.

I handed her sixty and she returned with $10 change."Clothes take off." I waited no more than 3 minutes before a girl walked in.

NAME: "CHANEL"

Korean, late 20s.

Looks: 6 on a regular girl scale. 8 on a provider scale. 7 on a Massage Parlor asian girl scale. Her face was very Korean. Skin was blemish free. Definite implants which only made her a B-cup. Nice, fit body overall with no sagging.

"You been here befo?"

<Me, lying on my front with my boxers still on "Yes"

"Ohhhh."

She massaged my back and my butt with her knees. Moved down my legs and cracked all my toes-never felt that before. Could've been a legitimate massage place up till this point.

She moved off of my back and stood up."Ok, turn ovah!"

Yayyyy! This is my favorite moment of an AMP session. Now, by the good graces of fortune, and thanks to the unreal intel on this site, I have never visited an AMP only to find out that they don't touch your penis. But when they ask you to flip, it's like a fuckin' green light.

"How much you pay last time?"

This made me nervous.

"Uhhh. I. Dunno. You tell me!"

She reached through the pisshole in my boxers and took hold of my sack. TARGET AUTHENTICATED.

"How much?" she asked again.

"100."

Her smile grew wild and she shrugged her shoulders in a ditzy, happy-go-lucky way. She moved her top down exposing her boobs and then removed her panties. She removed my boxers and folded them once and put them near my shoulder. She massaged my crotch with her tits. I love this feeling.

She then leaned over, still standing, for a what I thought was BBBJ. It felt great. Felt like it was bareback. I lifted my head to look down there and saw the rubber band at the base of my dick. I was amazed. Where did she keep the condom? I didn't even see her unwrap it. That's the kind of prestidigitation that would make David Copperfield shed a tear.

BJ lasted for 10 minutes. Got me as hard as marble tile. She stopped only to lube up her pussy. And boy, what a pussy! She hopped on CG and the squeeze factor was just exquisite. She was a snapper for sure. It was a strong as a hand. I've never felt grip like that before. She rode me for 10 minutes and mixed it up. Standard up and down, gyration, and grinding. After tiring out she jumped off and pulled me on top of her. Whatever you say, Korean lady. I entered her mish and the grip was even better. She grabbed the back of my head and pulled me in for a nasty tongue kiss. This killed my endurance and I came hard within 3 minutes. I laid on top of her for about 30 seconds before pulling out my dead salmon. While removing the condom I felt that the entire front area of my boxers was soggy. It wasn't sweat and it wasn't lube.

She left to get a warm towel but I was already dressed when she got back. I told her to forego the towel. She hugged me, I paid up, and open the door. Mamasan escorted me out with a smile. I love how they do this. Gratefully. With a "whew, you're not a cop, and everything went well!" smile on their faces.

COST: 100.

Service: 10.

Thanks for the info, fellas.

[QUOTE=Theocman; 1121452]Linda's been on vacation for a while, was supposed to be back in December, anyone know what happened to her? They say she might be back in February? Also, has anyone seen Vicki? I might go this evening so if you have info on Vicki please pm me. Otherwise I might have to TOFTT.

Thanks! [/QUOTE]Hi sir.

Is CS stands for coral spa in laguna hill?

Trying to crack the code here, thanks.

GREAT report, but I'm guessing the total "Cost" of the visit was "150", but was that for 30 or 60 minutes?

I frequent here alot and the Mamasan is always happy to see her customers she always gives me a huge hug hah. And the kgirls there know how to work it.

[QUOTE=Lakers02; 1121795]I just had my first session at one of the Skypark locations.

Now I went to this place blind. I looked up "Skypark" and "Irvine" on Google maps and the area was enough to find. Without any further observation I simply hopped into my car and drove down there. Time was 5:30. Traffic on the 405 near the 55 was slow for at least 15 miles.

The area is a cluster of sterile looking businesses with no flair or exceptional signage-typical MacArthur / Irvine / Airport area feel.

I parked near what looked at first glace to be a hair salon. Upon closer inspection I saw at least two black dudes sitting inside so I'm guessing it was an ethnic barber.

After walking a few more feet I realized that I had no idea where I was going, and if I wasn't careful, I could easily forget where I parked because it was dark. It's a maze of nondescript office space. I figured that I'd just peek through some windows and see if I could find anything that looked like a massage parlor waiting room. There were a few places that didn't have lights on. I arrived the front of a computer repair place that had just flipped its "Closed" sign.

My hands in my pockets, I just walked around for 5 minutes to do some casual searching. I entered an office building and looked at the directory. Law firms, Ophtalmologists, empty offices aplenty-no Asian sucky sucky. A cleaning lady saw me reading the sign and nodded in salutation. I smiled back. I turned for the exit. A sign on the door read "These doors to remain locked after 6PM". It was 5:50."Shit", I thought to myself." "I'd better hurry."

I walked back out and had realized that I was lost. No worry. I turned a corner and found looking at the same computer repair shop, but also, there was a lit sign that said "ACU-CENTER".

TIME: 6:00 PM.

I walked into the door. I noted that the waiting area is atypical for AMPs. A 30ish Mamasan was sitting on a couch on the phone with her laptop on a coffee table. She stood up immediately when I walked in, and as if anticipating my arrival, took me by the hand and led me through a bead curtain and then through a short hallway into a room that is no more than twenty feet from the front door. This room is visible from the front door. I think that this place may not have more than two rooms.

Mamasan entered the room behind me and gave me the standard screening: Have you been hee befo? Who you see last time? I gave BS answers."Yes I've been here before and I saw Jasmine the last time." She "Ahhh!"the acceptingly.

I handed her sixty and she returned with $10 change."Clothes take off." I waited no more than 3 minutes before a girl walked in.

NAME: "CHANEL"

Korean, late 20s.

Looks: 6 on a regular girl scale. 8 on a provider scale. 7 on a Massage Parlor asian girl scale. Her face was very Korean. Skin was blemish free. Definite implants which only made her a B-cup. Nice, fit body overall with no sagging.

"You been here befo?"

<Me, lying on my front with my boxers still on "Yes"

"Ohhhh."

She massaged my back and my butt with her knees. Moved down my legs and cracked all my toes-never felt that before. Could've been a legitimate massage place up till this point.

She moved off of my back and stood up."Ok, turn ovah!"

Yayyyy! This is my favorite moment of an AMP session. Now, by the good graces of fortune, and thanks to the unreal intel on this site, I have never visited an AMP only to find out that they don't touch your penis. But when they ask you to flip, it's like a fuckin' green light.

"How much you pay last time?"

This made me nervous.

"Uhhh. I. Dunno. You tell me!"

She reached through the pisshole in my boxers and took hold of my sack. TARGET AUTHENTICATED.

"How much?" she asked again.

"100."

Her smile grew wild and she shrugged her shoulders in a ditzy, happy-go-lucky way. She moved her top down exposing her boobs and then removed her panties. She removed my boxers and folded them once and put them near my shoulder. She massaged my crotch with her tits. I love this feeling.

She then leaned over, still standing, for a what I thought was BBBJ. It felt great. Felt like it was bareback. I lifted my head to look down there and saw the rubber band at the base of my dick. I was amazed. Where did she keep the condom? I didn't even see her unwrap it. That's the kind of prestidigitation that would make David Copperfield shed a tear.

BJ lasted for 10 minutes. Got me as hard as marble tile. She stopped only to lube up her pussy. And boy, what a pussy! She hopped on CG and the squeeze factor was just exquisite. She was a snapper for sure. It was a strong as a hand. I've never felt grip like that before. She rode me for 10 minutes and mixed it up. Standard up and down, gyration, and grinding. After tiring out she jumped off and pulled me on top of her. Whatever you say, Korean lady. I entered her mish and the grip was even better. She grabbed the back of my head and pulled me in for a nasty tongue kiss. This killed my endurance and I came hard within 3 minutes. I laid on top of her for about 30 seconds before pulling out my dead salmon. While removing the condom I felt that the entire front area of my boxers was soggy. It wasn't sweat and it wasn't lube.

She left to get a warm towel but I was already dressed when she got back. I told her to forego the towel. She hugged me, I paid up, and open the door. Mamasan escorted me out with a smile. I love how they do this. Gratefully. With a "whew, you're not a cop, and everything went well!" smile on their faces.

COST: 100.

Service: 10.

Thanks for the info, fellas.[/QUOTE]

You left your boxers on? They must have been hungry for business. Every AMP I've ever seen lives by the rule that unless the customer is butt-ass-nekkid he's a cop.

[QUOTE=Lakers02; 1121795]I just had my first session at one of the Skypark locations.

Now I went to this place blind. I looked up "Skypark" and "Irvine" on Google maps and the area was enough to find. Without any further observation I simply hopped into my car and drove down there. Time was 5:30. Traffic on the 405 near the 55 was slow for at least 15 miles.

The area is a cluster of sterile looking businesses with no flair or exceptional signage-typical MacArthur / Irvine / Airport area feel.

I parked near what looked at first glace to be a hair salon. Upon closer inspection I saw at least two black dudes sitting inside so I'm guessing it was an ethnic barber.

After walking a few more feet I realized that I had no idea where I was going, and if I wasn't careful, I could easily forget where I parked because it was dark. It's a maze of nondescript office space. I figured that I'd just peek through some windows and see if I could find anything that looked like a massage parlor waiting room. There were a few places that didn't have lights on. I arrived the front of a computer repair place that had just flipped its "Closed" sign.

My hands in my pockets, I just walked around for 5 minutes to do some casual searching. I entered an office building and looked at the directory. Law firms, Ophtalmologists, empty offices aplenty-no Asian sucky sucky. A cleaning lady saw me reading the sign and nodded in salutation. I smiled back. I turned for the exit. A sign on the door read "These doors to remain locked after 6PM". It was 5:50."Shit", I thought to myself." "I'd better hurry."

I walked back out and had realized that I was lost. No worry. I turned a corner and found looking at the same computer repair shop, but also, there was a lit sign that said "ACU-CENTER".

TIME: 6:00 PM.

I walked into the door. I noted that the waiting area is atypical for AMPs. A 30ish Mamasan was sitting on a couch on the phone with her laptop on a coffee table. She stood up immediately when I walked in, and as if anticipating my arrival, took me by the hand and led me through a bead curtain and then through a short hallway into a room that is no more than twenty feet from the front door. This room is visible from the front door. I think that this place may not have more than two rooms.

Mamasan entered the room behind me and gave me the standard screening: Have you been hee befo? Who you see last time? I gave BS answers."Yes I've been here before and I saw Jasmine the last time." She "Ahhh!"the acceptingly.

I handed her sixty and she returned with $10 change."Clothes take off." I waited no more than 3 minutes before a girl walked in.

NAME: "CHANEL"

Korean, late 20s.

Looks: 6 on a regular girl scale. 8 on a provider scale. 7 on a Massage Parlor asian girl scale. Her face was very Korean. Skin was blemish free. Definite implants which only made her a B-cup. Nice, fit body overall with no sagging.

"You been here befo?"

<Me, lying on my front with my boxers still on "Yes"

"Ohhhh."

She massaged my back and my butt with her knees. Moved down my legs and cracked all my toes-never felt that before. Could've been a legitimate massage place up till this point.

She moved off of my back and stood up."Ok, turn ovah!"

Yayyyy! This is my favorite moment of an AMP session. Now, by the good graces of fortune, and thanks to the unreal intel on this site, I have never visited an AMP only to find out that they don't touch your penis. But when they ask you to flip, it's like a fuckin' green light.

"How much you pay last time?"

This made me nervous.

"Uhhh. I. Dunno. You tell me!"

She reached through the pisshole in my boxers and took hold of my sack. TARGET AUTHENTICATED.

"How much?" she asked again.

"100."

Her smile grew wild and she shrugged her shoulders in a ditzy, happy-go-lucky way. She moved her top down exposing her boobs and then removed her panties. She removed my boxers and folded them once and put them near my shoulder. She massaged my crotch with her tits. I love this feeling.

She then leaned over, still standing, for a what I thought was BBBJ. It felt great. Felt like it was bareback. I lifted my head to look down there and saw the rubber band at the base of my dick. I was amazed. Where did she keep the condom? I didn't even see her unwrap it. That's the kind of prestidigitation that would make David Copperfield shed a tear.

BJ lasted for 10 minutes. Got me as hard as marble tile. She stopped only to lube up her pussy. And boy, what a pussy! She hopped on CG and the squeeze factor was just exquisite. She was a snapper for sure. It was a strong as a hand. I've never felt grip like that before. She rode me for 10 minutes and mixed it up. Standard up and down, gyration, and grinding. After tiring out she jumped off and pulled me on top of her. Whatever you say, Korean lady. I entered her mish and the grip was even better. She grabbed the back of my head and pulled me in for a nasty tongue kiss. This killed my endurance and I came hard within 3 minutes. I laid on top of her for about 30 seconds before pulling out my dead salmon. While removing the condom I felt that the entire front area of my boxers was soggy. It wasn't sweat and it wasn't lube.

She left to get a warm towel but I was already dressed when she got back. I told her to forego the towel. She hugged me, I paid up, and open the door. Mamasan escorted me out with a smile. I love how they do this. Gratefully. With a "whew, you're not a cop, and everything went well!" smile on their faces.

COST: 100.

Service: 10.

Thanks for the info, fellas. [/QUOTE]

I was just there not to long ago. Her name is M*che*e you probably made her nervous.

[QUOTE=Bigprv; 1120949]Hello. Longtime reader first time poster.

Was in skypark suit the (j acupuncture) saw hot latin girl who came in the room. First going to parlor and was real nervous. She started asking me what I want and seeing other post and stings I was like just a massage. So she walks out comes back in and hands me my 40$ back. I got the he'll out of there fast. This might a good place I mean she was in a small black skirt barely covering the ass. But I was not taking any chances.[/QUOTE]