Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Scohen1025;1553821]Just curious, what was your take on Alana? I heard she was really hot?[/QUOTE]She is the prettiest girl they have. She is also the sweetest most naive as well. She doesn't belong in a club. Her dances really reflect that too. I was there the day she started and have been steadily working on taking her out. I have pics of her but I'm not going to post them here. She hasn't been F'ed properly in here life so I imagine she is probably no fun in bed. As I have picked her brain on these matters at length. You might say I've brokennrule #1 on this one. I might be in love with a stripper!

[QUOTE=Kanisis;1553362]Hey guys can we remember what this forum is about. Dancers take your complants to a dancer forum. This is for men, and our personal insider information. For health purposes not only Pleasure. Let's stay on track. I'm tired of readinf rebuttles ans testomonies. I find this forum entertaining I want it back to the way it was. Tired of this drama and I feel like we are veering from the mission of this forum in responding to adancer. I find the convo boring and pointless. End it for. Us all and let's talk about the latest gossip in the club please![/QUOTE]Seeing as your post count is so staggering why don't you bring us back on point with the latest gossip in the club (I assume you meant clubs)? Just think you'll be able to get your FOURTH post in doing so. Never mind, I see you only post every four months or so, I guess we'll have to wait until January for your next 'report' although you haven't actually reported anything yet!

Had fun with older blond with bolt ons. I forgot her name, but she was wearing a red dress last fri during day shift. U can pm me for details. I'm not sure if it's just her but maybe the bouncers are getting better w day shift at emps.

Does anyone have any info on kyra or Chloe at emps. Both look almost a like, big titter brunette with pretty faces and curvy bodies (not fat! Just not coked up, LOL)

[QUOTE=InfoTrader; 1554198]Had fun with older blond with bolt ons. I forgot her name, but she was wearing a red dress last fri during day shift. U can pm me for details. I'm not sure if it's just her but maybe the bouncers are getting better w day shift at emps.

Does anyone have any info on kyra or Chloe at emps. Both look almost a like, big titter brunette with pretty faces and curvy bodies (not fat! Just not coked up, LOL) [/QUOTE]She wasnt that old. I was there for a couple hours with the crew. Alice is back over there check her out for real fun. I'm working on a brunette that might do TO. But the Russian seems like a possible TO option as well. But yes you can get away with quite a bit over there.

[QUOTE=ADancer;1554654]Well, I'm sorry, I see I am really getting to you especially LOL well, you pretty much know all the druggies, really don't think theres any use in cluing you in on the "good ones" it'd probably just waste your time[/QUOTE]And I suppose you think that by whining on here and not providing us with any useful information you aren't wasting our time?

[QUOTE=ADancer;1554654]and I doubt you would come off that much cash.[/QUOTE]You're right. I'm very broke because I spend all my money on heroin, crack, and xanax and I can't even afford to take care of my four kids because most of the $50 / day I do make goes to paying my bar fines I get for coming in late all the time. But the fact is, not everyone else here is broke like me, in fact, for many, its quite the opposite. So let's start with baby steps: Where is Hailey working now since she got fired for being retarded?

[QUOTE=Scohen1025;1553821]Just curious, what was your take on Alana? I heard she was really hot?[/QUOTE]Yes, she is pretty hot. Great natural body. Was very friendly in that she spent a lot of time with me without asking for a dance but definitely not as "friendly" as Monica, who I'm guessing needs the cash much more to feed whatever habit she has. The older gents get a kick out of Alana but she said she hates it. She is young so I guess they are like her dad, haha.

Question for the gentlemen here, how can you guys afford this habit? I am in the 90th percentile as far as salary goes in the US and after 3 dances at the club I am HURTING! To be fair, I am somewhat. Frugal but I still don't know how you guys can get dance after dance hoping to set up TO, it seems like you would have to get quite a few dances to get on their good side before they would be willing to offer that, which would not only include money but an inordinate amount of time spent at the clubs. I've never done day shift or weeknights at the club (usually only go with friends on weekends at night) so maybe things are different then. There is no way I could support this habit more than once a week though!

[QUOTE=Pronov;1555280]Question for the gentlemen here, how can you guys afford this habit? I am in the 90th percentile as far as salary goes in the US and after 3 dances at the club I am HURTING! To be fair, I am somewhat. Frugal but I still don't know how you guys can get dance after dance hoping to set up TO, it seems like you would have to get quite a few dances to get on their good side before they would be willing to offer that, which would not only include money but an inordinate amount of time spent at the clubs. I've never done day shift or weeknights at the club (usually only go with friends on weekends at night) so maybe things are different then. There is no way I could support this habit more than once a week though![/QUOTE]I rarely go to the clubs but when I do I'll sit at the bar and when a attractive girl comes over I will chat with her and when she asks about a dance I tell her I'm not interested in a dance, I'm looking for the real thing and does she offer TO? If she says yes get her phone number, if no then ask her if she knows what girls do. You'll be surprised at your results.

Is it true that D. H's last day is tomorrow before it shuts down and relocates?

[QUOTE=Tomado;1555652]Is it true that D. H's last day is tomorrow before it shuts down and relocates?[/QUOTE]I thought Sat or Sun was their last day. But I haven't been there in a while so that is just what I heard through the grapevine.

To the last day of DH?

[QUOTE=Mayport904;1555736]I thought Sat or Sun was their last day. But I haven't been there in a while so that is just what I heard through the grapevine.[/QUOTE]Whatever day it is, I'm sure Don Redmon will be there for his Photo-Op. Roll eyes

When the Doll House is actually torn down I hope the workers are all wearing Haz Mat suits. Oh the DNA!

[QUOTE=MouthHunter;1555881]To the last day of DH?[/QUOTE]I hope they dispose of the contents of the building properly. I wouldn't want my DNA getting in the wrong hands.

[QUOTE=Charlie Runkle;1556508]I hope they dispose of the contents of the building properly. I wouldn't want my DNA getting in the wrong hands.[/QUOTE]Fortunately, there is such a mixture of DNAs there that even the best lab in the world couldn't figure out who is who.

BTW, anybody know where DH is relocating to?