General Reports

Went away for a few days to a cluster of AMPs. The first one was great, second ok, but by the third it just seemed so dull. It wouldn't have matter who my provider was, they just all started to seem like robots. The worst part about the third one was she was doing all the fake moaning and Oh Baby stuff. Everyone of these was knockout. I asked them all the same get to know you questions. Their names are always difference versions of the same kind of name -Beebee, CeeCee, DeeDee, etc right down the alphabet. When I ask about what they want to do in a couple of year, they all say they want to go to college and study Korean History. W-T-F? Every mamasan was an old witch. I was new to each parlor and the mamasans were all leery of me. Pricing was fair at the door .4. But menu started with .6, 1.2, and 1.6. I stuck with the .6. Every massage was lame. But I did appreciate having a cute Asian with silky smooth skin do the deed. One was 4-6 and no bigger than a 5th grader, but definitely at least 30. The rest were 4-10 to 5-2. All cute as hell. I wonder if Milwaukee has more, I would go? Probably not. More exciting to go to a new town.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]Hey bud, you just describe the average south side tavern drunk. Basically this is a fat girl in need of some male company. Extra pounds, loves pussy licked, BBBJ but does not swallow, tits licked, safe neighborhood? And she got you to pay for it? I think you were raped twice, once in the wallet. Hell it was the least they could do to drive you home. Maybe its just me, but I won't pay a fat girl.[/QUOTE]Man, you like anorexics. I'm not into fat chicks either, and I'm into just about anythang. But from your descriptions, skeletal is just a shade too heavy for you.

Anyway I love your posts, so keep mongering. I missed you when you were gone.

Cooch

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]Hey bud, you just describe the average south side tavern drunk. Basically this is a fat girl in need of some male company. Extra pounds, loves pussy licked, BBBJ but does not swallow, tits licked, safe neighborhood? And she got you to pay for it? I think you were raped twice, once in the wallet. Hell it was the least they could do to drive you home. Maybe its just me, but I won't pay a fat girl.[/QUOTE]Jesus Lefty, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Being kind of critical, ey?

Packerfann53, you go man, maybe next time you can glaze the chicks face, considering she doesn't swallow.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]Went away for a few days to a cluster of AMPs. The first one was great, second ok, but by the third it just seemed so dull. It wouldn't have matter who my provider was, they just all started to seem like robots. The worst part about the third one was she was doing all the fake moaning and Oh Baby stuff. Everyone of these was knockout. I asked them all the same get to know you questions. Their names are always difference versions of the same kind of name.Beebee, CeeCee, DeeDee, etc right down the alphabet. When I ask about what they want to do in a couple of year, they all say they want to go to college and study Korean History. W-T-F? Every mamasan was an old witch. I was new to each parlor and the mamasans were all leery of me. Pricing was fair at the door .4. But menu started with. 6, 1.2, and 1.6. I stuck with the. 6. Every massage was lame. But I did appreciate having a cute Asian with silky smooth skin do the deed. One was 4-6 and no bigger than a 5th grader, but definitely at least 30. The rest were 4-10 to 5-2. All cute as hell. I wonder if Milwaukee has more, I would go? Probably not. More exciting to go to a new town.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear you did not have as good a time as you were hoping for. Yes this area is better known for the full service menu options rather than massages and happy endings. I think those old mamasans saw your rental car or just knew you were not from the area. The standard rate all locals pay is 40.00 for one hour ts sauna and massage. Tip is 100.00 for FS which covers all but anal. I laughed at your description of the town. I live close to where you flew into.

Happy Mongering.

[QUOTE=Permanent Wood]Jesus Lefty, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Being kind of critical, ey?

Packerfann53, you go man, maybe next time you can glaze the chicks face, considering she doesn't swallow.[/QUOTE]

I don't want to discourage anyone from seeking out what they like. I'm just offering up some advice in the fact that you generally don't have to pay fat girls for sex. I don't like fat, I don't like sloppy tits, and I don't like big asses. You all know I go for the the two As - Asians and anorexics.

Down in the basement in my hobby room I have a chart, some pics, etc of many of my conquests. No fatties are on the board. As far as I'm concerned, the few pork chops I've had, I will not admit to it. Just as most of you would not ever admit to sodomizing a farm animal. To me its the same crime against nature. Obviously I'm a bit warped, but arn't we all?

But if Packerfan likes the chubs, then by all means have at it.

I don't mind a little bit of chub, especially the chubs with big ol titties and gumdrop nipples. But I don't go for fatties. As far as I'm concerned, they're free every day of the week at any corner bar. I won't say that I've never picked one or two up in my time, but I won't say that I have either.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]I don't want to discourage anyone from seeking out what they like. I'm just offering up some advice in the fact that you generally don't have to pay fat girls for sex. I don't like fat, I don't like sloppy tits, and I don't like big asses. You all know I go for the the two As. Asians and anorexics.

Down in the basement in my hobby room I have a chart, some pics, etc of many of my conquests. No fatties are on the board. As far as I'm concerned, the few pork chops I've had, I will not admit to it. Just as most of you would not ever admit to sodomizing a farm animal. To me its the same crime against nature. Obviously I'm a bit warped, but arn't we all?

But if Packerfan likes the chubs, then by all means have at it.[/QUOTE]Maybe he's paying to avoid the big girl baggage that goes along with a freebie.

Ok, so here's the deal. My buddy comes home from the army, this is like 29 years ago. We go out and he finds a girl who's not too unattractive, big titties, loose as hell. Ok, so he's fine, but one problem. What to do with the baluga whale she's with. So being the guy that I am, I take one for the team.

This behemoth musta weighed in at 275 and I'm not exaggerating. So we get naked and I start sinking into this jiggly mass of fuck sludge. Now just because she's fat doesn't mean she has to be a lousy lay, but FUCK! She is! She starts raking my back with her nails, and I finally shout at her to knock it the fuck off. I wind up looking like I'd been whipped with stinging nettles. I can't fuck her any more, and she refuses to give me a blow job because "she doesn't do that! "

I go roust my buddy out of his love nest where he's snoring loudly. Turns out he suffers from premature ejaculation so he's been asleep for the last 1/2 hour. His nympho s1ut is glowering at him, and woulda probably let me hump her except I couldn't bring myself to dip my bratwurst in his baby batter.

So that's it. That's the last fat girl I've fucked. Pretty miserable, eh? No wonder I don't care for them.

[QUOTE=Too Nice]Maybe he's paying to avoid the big girl baggage that goes along with a freebie.[/QUOTE]

There is always baggage with the free-bees. Big girls or anorexics. AMPs are so great, or even the in-home Asians. You get want you want and leave. Go home and take a nap, watch tv and enjoy a beer. When some girlfriend comes over and blows you, she doesn't want to go home. She wants to hang out and start talking to you, driving you nuts. You practically have to go Gacy on them to get them to leave. Sometimes machine gun anal shock style doesn't even work

[QUOTE=Coochie Eater]Ok, so here's the deal. My buddy comes home from the army, this is like 29 years ago. We go out and he finds a girl who's not too unattractive, big titties, loose as hell. Ok, so he's fine, but one problem. What to do with the baluga whale she's with. So being the guy that I am, I take one for the team.

This behemoth musta weighed in at 275 and I'm not exaggerating. So we get naked and I start sinking into this jiggly mass of fuck sludge. Now just because she's fat doesn't mean she has to be a lousy lay, but FUCK! She is! She starts raking my back with her nails, and I finally shout at her to knock it the fuck off. I wind up looking like I'd been whipped with stinging nettles. I can't fuck her any more, and she refuses to give me a blow job because "she doesn't do that! "

I go roust my buddy out of his love nest where he's snoring loudly. Turns out he suffers from premature ejaculation so he's been asleep for the last 1/2 hour. His nympho s1ut is glowering at him, and woulda probably let me hump her except I couldn't bring myself to dip my bratwurst in his baby batter.

So that's it. That's the last fat girl I've fucked. Pretty miserable, eh? No wonder I don't care for them.[/QUOTE]I will have to admit I also was sort of in your shoes also and took one for the team. Once is enough for me.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]There is always baggage with the free-bees. Big girls or anorexics. AMPs are so great, or even the in-home Asians. You get want you want and leave. Go home and take a nap, watch tv and enjoy a beer. When some girlfriend comes over and blows you, she doesn't want to go home. She wants to hang out and start talking to you, driving you nuts. You practically have to go Gacy on them to get them to leave. Sometimes machine gun anal shock style doesn't even work[/QUOTE]Lefty, I'm glad you understand what we were all trying to tell you. I was starting to think someone stole your password.

I've always been intriqued by Ty's website. I kept wondering if she is truly more sensual than the typical provider. So, I took advantage of a half price offer to give her a try. Ty is a middle age, heavy (ok she's fat), average looking black lady. Services were in a typical bare room with a massage table. Nothing special about the setup. In my opinion she gave an average at best soft touch massage with an average HE. On a positive note, she is in a safe location and does aim to please the customer. I felt fairly treated at half price but would have been quite disappointed at full price.

[QUOTE=Ynormanb]I've always been intriqued by Ty's website. I kept wondering if she is truly more sensual than the typical provider. So, I took advantage of a half price offer to give her a try. Ty is a middle age, heavy (ok she's fat), average looking black lady. Services were in a typical bare room with a massage table. Nothing special about the setup. In my opinion she gave an average at best soft touch massage with an average HE. On a positive note, she is in a safe location and does aim to please the customer. I felt fairly treated at half price but would have been quite disappointed at full price.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that; I've been wondering about her for a while. How much did it end up running you?

Also has anyone tried this place around 65th and Forest Home advertising 5 masseuses to choose from? Looks like they're running a new place in Tosa, too.

Seeing Ty is ok at best. But I would reccomend highly that you go see Nikki, who is sharing the "studio" with her. She is thin, and fit. She will go topless, and handles your business very very good. Nice girl, nice time. She used to have her own place and I saw her there quite a few times.

[QUOTE=Jack Dandy]Thanks for that; I've been wondering about her for a while. How much did it end up running you?

Also has anyone tried this place around 65th and Forest Home advertising 5 masseuses to choose from? Looks like they're running a new place in Tosa, too.[/QUOTE]Ty is OK. She does what she advertises and no more. If you like touching big floppy boobs she might be OK for you, but to me it was an average experience. Nothing horrible, but nothing great either. The massage is basically just rubbing not really massage. Her HE is reasonably competent.

The place on 65th and Forest Home is an upsell scam. The masseuses are good looking but mostly incompetent when it comes to massage. The main goal seems to be to get you naked for a low price and start rubbing you and hope that you will get excited and pay their ridiculous prices for each level (topless, naked, HE,.) I don't know if there is more because they were already at hundreds of dollars by that point. They also were obviously bored with the whole thing and seemed eager to get the money and get you out. I won't go back