Escort Reports

So, still kinda new to this world, and since have some money to spare right now (thanks tax refund LOL), might as well splurge a bit. So open to any and recommendations in the DMV area. I mostly gravitate towards fit / slim, slim-thick, women (I'm slim myself, so I guess that's why LOL). And open to any race, but mostly gravitate toward white women. Not really into Asian women tho. Also, I do have a bit of thing for alt-type women (tats + piercings), but not too much where it comes off as excessive. And looking for ones that provide the GFE type stuff (BBBJ, DATY, DFK, COF etc). Also down to here about any providers that offer BBFS (and possible analingus), providing we both show proof of STD test; also have no problem paying extra for these things.

Oh, and price range is probably 500-1000, maybe more if they provide hourly discounts. Hope this wasn't too much. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Milfsalot;5787955]Bit of a pointless rant, but let's have some fun.

List of Un-sexiest things these providers do in their photos and vids. Please STOP:

- Middle fingers up. Who told you this was ever sexy.

- Posing with guns. Chick, you are in a ran down motel on the shit end of town. I don't need to be reminded that my dumbass is going into a danger zone just to chase cheap pu$$y.

- them silly ass talon like fake nails. We all know you still have shit under them after wiping your ass. Gross.

Did I miss any?[/QUOTE]Well, when these providers refer themselves as "stallions." it makes me shake my head and wonder about the state of public schools.

[QUOTE=Milfsalot;5787955]Bit of a pointless rant, but let's have some fun.

List of Un-sexiest things these providers do in their photos and vids. Please STOP:

- Middle fingers up. Who told you this was ever sexy.

- Posing with guns. Chick, you are in a ran down motel on the shit end of town. I don't need to be reminded that my dumbass is going into a danger zone just to chase cheap pu$$y.

- them silly ass talon like fake nails. We all know you still have shit under them after wiping your ass. Gross.

Did I miss any?[/QUOTE]Providers posing with cigarettes. Others may disagree, but I don't consider smoking to be sexy.

Providers featuring photos of their feet. I appreciate clean, pedicured feet and toes as much as any other horny guy. However, I prefer them as part of the overall package. A provider putting those feet in sexy sandals while wearing sexy lingerie will get my attention. While we're on the subject of feet, providers showing dirty feet or wearing flip-flops are a turn-off for me. Definitely not sexy.

Providers posing with husbands, boyfriends or pimps in the background. To me, that signals staying far, far away.

[QUOTE=Shock55;5784785]Saw snow late last night or early this morning depending on how you look at it. 100 SS, everything covered. She agreed to a 100 upcharge for everything uncovered but no CIP. She did take a nice BBJCIM. Overall I was there 30 minutes. We relaxed a bit to start and she never rushed me. No LFK or DFK, and doesn't like her tits played with. Hotel on NY Ave is a dump and lots of activity outside, but she doesn't have any track mark signs. I'd repeat.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/dc/75420598[/URL][/QUOTE]Unfortunately the ad is already gone.

Any intel on this one?

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/475-298-6421[/URL]

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;5798573]Well, when these providers refer themselves as "stallions." it makes me shake my head and wonder about the state of public schools.[/QUOTE]With the number of trannies these days, the "lady" very well could have a big ol horse dong hanging to their knee.

[QUOTE=Shock55;5784785]Saw snow late last night or early this morning depending on how you look at it. 100 SS, everything covered. She agreed to a 100 upcharge for everything uncovered but no CIP. She did take a nice BBJCIM. Overall I was there 30 minutes. We relaxed a bit to start and she never rushed me. No LFK or DFK, and doesn't like her tits played with. Hotel on NY Ave is a dump and lots of activity outside, but she doesn't have any track mark signs. I'd repeat.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/dc/75420598[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey. The link is dead and there are more than one SPs going by Snow. Can you clarify which one or drop digits? Thanks.

New to DMV, not the hobby. Like most, it's been a struggle to find reliable company here. I took the plunge with a BBW white girl named Brooklyn. She looked to be about 30. Simple bbbjtcim for. 5. She had a dude in her place in NE (bad) and two other very polite, fairly rough looking SPs, both black. One of the women looked like an older black provider I've seen in LC but I didn't look too hard.

BBW told me that her dude had to go to work. An obvious fib but whatever, I was ready for action. She told me that the other women could do doubles or triples. Both looked like they had major miles. Got heckled a bit on my way into the spot so I went out the back door when I left. Of course, the random dude was waiting outside. Annoying but par for the course.

The head was good, her attitude was pleasant and all of it was cost effective but I left smelling like an ashtray so the search continues for a UTR pleaser since I'm usually just in the market for head / massage etc. If anyone wants the digits, happy to provide.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/77072638[/URL]

I like PG / MoCo latina setups better but figure would head to VA to see the new chick. Myself, I love a fat ass and tits, including baby's. Instead I arrived to find a busted fat chick with no ass at all and no tits who had to rely on her rude ass colleague to translate. Must can't read either as I was using a Google translator. Walked right out and found a a better substitute in the same area.

But not perfect:

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/75889574[/URL]#.

Very sexy tan / light brown skin afrolatina. Not a spinner but nice relatively short package with lovely natural double D's and a wonderful heart shaped set of hips and ass. Too bad she couldn't take the D. These Latinas need to realize that if they are going to rush, old guy like me needs to be able to pound in order to get enough friction to stay hard in the rubber 😆. Especially since they tend to splash half a tube of lube before I can translate to say "not a good idea". If she was a PG county girl with a PG county rate I would repeat. But a bit too rich for my blood for the rush service.

[QUOTE=BenDhover;5817664]Any intel on this one?

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/475-298-6421[/URL].[/QUOTE]Yeah I think she's done serving. I'm a regular and she haven't been answering texts. Said she was getting a new job I think.

[QUOTE=SoulJaBoyDraco;5833894]Yeah I think she's done serving. I'm a regular and she haven't been answering texts. Said she was getting a new job I think.[/QUOTE]How was the service? She's a little spinner, most had a meeting but the neighborhood was a rough and backed out last minute.

I'm here on business for a few days and looking for a FS provider at a good rate or a massage and great ending. Any suggestions. I'm close to Reagan airport. A I Intel on the two below.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/703-520-3022[/URL]

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/female-escorts/1472607[/URL]

Thanks.

Some of these hobby days can just outright suck. I've been in a rut since my Alicia Keys lookalike from SW got locked up. Expecting her to not come back into the rotation till atleast 2023, if ever. On top of that, too many of yall have these chicks spoiled. Ragamuffins with bad attitudes wanting 150 qv's and rude. Yall might go for it but I shut the chicks down quick for talkin crazy.

Example 1: [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/dc/78655993[/URL].

I love big tits but this chick so busted I want to barf at the thought someone is paying her. What makes it worse is the amount of talking she does as if someone wants to hear that shit 😆 I know, to each his own.

Better example: [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/dc/78684133[/URL].

New chick to the area. Maybe she was having a bad day, but when I reached out she was immediately rude and hood like shit. Combative for no reason. I kept it pushing but I know some of you will put up with that mess and pay whatever they tell you. I didn't even bother inquiring on donation because she was so rude.

So anyway, the better news is OMG I finally had a chance to spend time with this goddess: [URL]https://www.instagram.com/judythickums66/?hl=en[/URL].

Judy travels in monthly and I now have her penciled in for every time she comes to town. Very nice personality, relaxed. Clean, sanitary, safe play. Then she put that dome on me and got deep and sloppy. Her pics don't do her justice; those are truly massive curves that you have to experience up close to appreciate. If you aint packing, plan to use your hand because that's alot of meat. And I mean this in a 100% good way. She is phenomenal. Had an awesome experience. If you are into bbw, she is hands down the Queen!

[QUOTE=Milfsalot;5854469]Some of these hobby days can just outright suck. I've been in a rut since my Alicia Keys lookalike from SW got locked up. Expecting her to not come back into the rotation till atleast 2023, if ever. On top of that, too many of yall have these chicks spoiled. Ragamuffins with bad attitudes wanting 150 qv's and rude. Yall might go for it but I shut the chicks down quick for talkin crazy.

Example 1: [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/dc/78655993[/URL].

[/QUOTE]A buck forty for a HJ maaannn get the FOH with that. Listen I know people have cash and they can do what they want with it but that's just too much for me.