Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Drunk Irish]I've had it happen twice in many many years of being a hobbyist. Once at Downtown, and it was amazing, but she was a spinner plus. Most recently at the recently busted Young's.

To tell you the truth, if you just close your eyes, you can't really tell. Some of the girls are so expert at slipping it on you would swear you're getting a BBBJ.

Not too happy to be hearing about all these reports about busts.[/QUOTE]Most don't want any come on them at all. I've had a few that allowed russian without a raincoat.

Man I am amazed that after not visiting any AMP in about 1 year I got the urge to and found out many are not in service anymore. I wish i could find Candy, she was my number 1 I want to find her. Please help if anyone knows where she may be. None of the AmP's in Va compare to experiences I have has in DC. If anyone knows of any different let me know.

Thanks

Had a dream on fourth floor one triple three. Got June, mid thirties and nice body. Not too thin and not too thick. Standard progression of activities. Pretty good experience, but nothing remarkable either.

The good: getting put in the room with the horizontal wall mirror next to the bed. The bad: seeing two younger girls with equally nice bodies when I was on my way out.

[QUOTE=Junky11]Most don't want any come on them at all. I've had a few that allowed russian without a raincoat.[/QUOTE]

I think the OP was speaking only of a BBBJ but without CIM. CIM is VERY rare but it does happen. BBBJ's at spas themselves seem to come and go. When I lived in South Jersy in the mid-90's I got them on a regular basis sometimes with CIM, both in Jersy and Philly spas. After about a year they came to a grinding halt. I couldn't pay or beg enough for one. So it was for about three years. But I have gotten them more recently (no CIM) at DC spas, but not very often. As we always say in this hobby; YMMV.

[QUOTE=Triple E]People not reporting due to suspected LE activity? Places not open? Everyone's dick worn out?

I broke my hiatus (see my last post) within a week after posting, because it's hard to get this stuff out of the system. Anyway.

Headed to what's becoming my semi-usual spot of H&H and drew Alex from the batch. I wasn't terribly impressed, although she's friends with Amanda (from a previous trip) who I did like, so hopefully the word gets put in and they recognize me when I go off hiatus again.

Or not. At any rate, she's white, local, and I'm guessing late 30's. Average looks. Attitude was a little too mechanical for me, I guess. That said, she was very no nonsense about everything, which put me off a bit. Seniors can hit me for details over PM. Given the climate, I'd really rather not say anything else here. It is rare that I do this, but I like the joint, and they're paranoid enough as it is. [/QUOTE]I broke too. I decided to visit green court. I met with Nana and had a blast! Shower was good, cleaned all the right places. I felt downright clean. Even the pacific rim was spotless.

Next, back to the room. No real massage to speak of. She gave me a quick but effective karate chop all over and massaged my shoulders. Felt heavenly.

On my way in, mama asked about how I was and she told me to have a good time. Apparently the girl got the message.

So, flip and there she is gloriously rubbing her boobs all over me and smiling.

She decides to check out mr happy and massage the rim at the same time.

Next I get a face full of clam and she goes to work downstairs. She has a talent with her mouth. I playfully smack her in the ass. She loved it.

Next we're on to visit the cowgirl and we're off to the races. Definitely working her internal muscles and I'm in heaven. She spins on the pole and I get a view from behind. She inquires if I want to walk the dog and I have to simply comply. We walk the dog for what seems like forever and finally I break the seal. She's sweaty and so am I but I really don't care. A few minutes go by and I get a hot towel and mouthwash.

After a few, I head for the door. I get a big hug and I'm gone. Saturday night done right for a change.

Realize Nana is what I would call a healthy girl. She's not a stick, by any means. For her size she can move like a champ. T & A is what I like and she has it in spades. Anyway. Until next time.

Solid 8s across the board.

Would recommend.

Cabbie!

PS. I didn't see any 5-0 while I did the block walk or parked the car. Just one cop harassing some homeless dude but I don't count that. The guy was taking a leak in the park, in full view of the school bus filled with catholic school girls. Kidding! Girls that young out at 11 at night. I actually thought it was kinda funny. But that's me. Be safe everyone. It's still a rough world out there.

If anyone is putting together a list of 'open places' add 1threethreethree green to the list. Next to the club for 'fancy lads'.

[QUOTE=Ohio4413]Made a visit to the 3rd flr this past Sunday.

My first visit to DC.

I usually visit NOVA AMPS

.5 for hh
.6 tip

Buzzed in.

Directed immediately to a small dark room (no mamasan).

Bikini top with skimpy bottom. Mid 30's. Very cute.

Immediately asked what I wanted? That surprised me as I was hoping for something other than standard nova.

I replied "massage? " her forwardness surprised me.

B2B massage.

Asked to flip.

She got on top and only allowed me to touch her behind.

Nice looks but I didn't like that she asked right up front, made me uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]Glad to see someone had a decent time at this place. 'Therapy' has always had some of the ugliest girls in the city, so i'm not suprised that they were up front with you. They probably know they have the reputation of having a less than stella line-up, so were happy to finally get a costumer.

The few times, back in the day, when i went up there, i'd ask for the line-up, see that they only had one girl to offer me (who was never more than a 3 on the looks scale and was sometimes the mamasan), turned around and went down stairs to ICM.

[QUOTE=DickAllMighty]Had a dream on fourth floor one triple three. Got June, mid thirties and nice body. Not too thin and not too thick. Standard progression of activities. Pretty good experience, but nothing remarkable either.

The good: getting put in the room with the horizontal wall mirror next to the bed. The bad: seeing two younger girls with equally nice bodies when I was on my way out.[/QUOTE]I also drew her, but I thought she was maybe early 40s. Decent body, below average face. Would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I did an informal survey this morning. As of ten-thirty, the following were closed--Royal, Happiness, Gold, Green Court, Supra, and 1413. Rio and M Street (3rd floor) were open. I am told M Street is an avoid at all costs place, anyway. I did not check IHC. I sense a seismic shift, a sea change if you will. The old days may be over. Downtown, Sun, Ginza (my ATF) and the type of service and provider you would get, alas.[/QUOTE]The D.C. sex industry clean-up has been on-going for a few years now.

- See 2005 Washingtonian article: [url]http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html[/url]

- See 2006 DCist article: [url]http://dcist.com/2006/08/17/morning_roundup.php[/url]

San Francisco underwent the same clean-up a decade ago. All the AMPs are now 40+ women. The 20-somethings are now working from private residence. That's even scarier. Thanks to LE closing down these AMPs who operated away from family residence, now AMPs could be right next door or across the street from you where kids are playing right outside.

That's brain power at work.

Yes Virginia (or DC, as the case may be) there is a Santa Clause. 14K is open for business. Visited late this AM. Same smiley Mamasan. All "new" girls. Asked for small; got Rose. Very pretty. Tiny waist, nice 'lites, great pointers. About 5' 2" tall. Very accommodating for a first time. TS thorough, nice lite touch and good "faking". Mutual massage and great FS ending. Then harder massage. Had a nice time; will ask for her again. 8's all.

Be safe out there.

Rx

Where is the Green Massage parlor located in DC? And Rio for that matter? Can someone private message me.

Thanks

...stay away.

Trust me on this one. I tried to TOFTT a couple of days ago. Way overpriced and grandma was retreaded. Hell, I had an ancient woman, and I do mean snaggle toothed and ancient, offer me 2.2 bills. Couldn't do IT, or less...

Really.

You don't want to do this. You NEVER want to try to do this. There are WAY too many other options available.

You've been warned...

I thought I would give this place a try. Mamasan is youngish, cute and friendly. I asked for Lily, based on a previous report. She's a plain Jane, so I rejected her and asked for another. Linda showed up. Older, but not bad, with a large chest. I got a very great crevice-cleaning - for good reason, it turned out. She's wasn't worried about the time and I was well taken care of in all ways.

There's a rock club next door and the music started up. It added an interesting element to the proceedings.

[QUOTE=Friendly1]I got a very great crevice-cleaning - for good reason [/QUOTE]

Ummmm, I sure hope it was NOT because of bad hygiene on your part! ;^)

[QUOTE=CabDriver52]I broke too. I decided to visit green court. I met with Nana and had a blast!
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I'm a huge Nana fan! Hoping to see her again this weekend.

[QUOTE=Smokinaces]Where is the Green Massage parlor located in DC? And Rio for that matter? Can someone private message me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Ok.

Here's an idea

Go back through the last 3-4 months and take some notes. You sound like a cop. Grab a pencil and a pad of paper whilke you're searching. Or get creative with ctrl see and ctrl v. I did it, I imagine MANY others on this board have. I'm not trying to be a dick but c'mon. It's all in front of you.

Cabbie!