Just Way Too Funny, Yuk, Thought....
Butcher, no I wasnt going to call you that. Hill.
I don't think there is a formal Belair rd. Run. Its a hit and miss. Just some of us have picked up an occasional diamond, skank, MILF, newbie out there.
Belair rd. Is the place.
I have traveled Harford althe way down to Walther, and seen some SW's.
True its rarer down that far, and one tends to find BSW, but 2 years I found a diamond, down by Hamilton. She was just sewing some oats, not an SW. We spent 2. 5 hours in the car. And of course I could kick myself for not getting digits. And remember its tough economic times, you might pick up one of those fine ladies trying to just feed the kids, and not her habit.
In these times, you need to depend on your OWL eyes, to catch a glimpse of the elusive MILF 8 . Of course I have Fox eyes, trained for night hunting, and capturing those creatures of the night. LOL.
Now picture this.
So One of you is p/u one of these "fine ladies" with 1 or 2 lost condoms lost inside. The dude, and we will make him an idiot, goes down on street meat.
, Poor slob comes up with 2 used condoms. Ever want to know why you don't eat street meat. Think that vision is obviously sickening.
And we all know ole SF, loves to eat the meat. BUT never never the street meat. Thats the rule.
Smiling Fox
C'est la vie mongers, c'est la vie.....
So I decided to take a stroll around the PP/C loop early yesterday afternoon. I ran into a blonde whose name escaped me. She was with her friend, who also wanted to go with us. I respectfully declined. She was a very nice SW, respectful, not high, and not pushy. She was genuinely nice; took her to a new found location to do the deed. I quoted a Jackson, which she accepted. With her, it turns out a Jackson can get you anything. So, not to push the envelope, I settled for a BBBJ and FS. Very pleasant, no rush, and very into it.
I give her these scores:
Attitude: 10/10
Looks: 7/10
Cleanliness: 9/10
BBBJ: 8/10
FS: 9/10
Overall: 9/10
I was too retarded to ask for number, but, I was retarded. Her address is no good, since she was kicked out of her apartment. C'est la vie.
Since I missed the Baltimore scene, I decided to check out the W/W loop. Lots of SW’s out; decided to be picky. I settled for Tracy, white SW, short, positive attitude. Took her to my usual location to do the deed. Settled for a BBBJ for a jack. She is a trooper! Hand the finger in the pie, which she was okay with. Aside from Monica Lewinsky and Eliot Spitzer’s hooker, that was the best BBBJ this year. Okay, we are 22 days into the new year. Here are the stats:
Attitude: 10/10
Cleanliness: 10/10
BBBJ: 10/10
Looks: 7/10
Overall: 9/10
Again, no number. It’s just a retarded day. After two years in Guam, Hawaii and the other pacific islands, it’s good to be back in Baltimore. The SW scene in Hawaii is really good, but high priced (3 jacks minimum for a CBJ/ 5 jacks minimum for CFS). The SW’s are high quality, and 95% have a great attitude. You pay for what you get. Not to mention you can run into the run-of-the-mill-out-of-funds college girl who is down on her luck. You then have an overabundance of women there. Guam and the pacific islands suck. If you have sex (and get caught) and/or get someone pregnant, you have just bought yourself a wife and a family. That’s what my friends told me. I hope it’s just a old wives tale.
Well, I’m back, and I plan to be a good contributor to the advancement of this forum. BTW, why didn’t anyone tell me it’s so damn cold here?
Ricky
PP loop Dead on Sunday Night
Was in PP Loop area decided to check the scene. I looped 3 times but there was not a single SW to be seen. This was my first time at that part of the city it was around 8:00 pm. Was it just me or PP loop is dead now a days?
Normally my hunting area is WW loop. After spending more than 30 min i decided to head home :( and seek the help of my own hands one more time ;)
For new guys here is a link for Loops
[url]http://www.google.com/maps/ms?q=Bal...1264f226918559b[/url]
( thanks to mykonoslover)